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Oct. 31st, 2018


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Just a reminder to all of the parents and kids going out candy-hunting tonight: Don’t go trick-or-treating with any vampires – they can be a real pain in the neck!

Sep. 30th, 2018


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Some people say I eat so much fruit that I must be going bananas, while others think I'm already plum crazy. I respond to all of those people by giving them the raspberry.

Aug. 31st, 2018


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What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?

A labracadabrador.

Aug. 25th, 2018


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I tried to go on a date last night and it was kind of a disaster and she got arrested.

Lady, I don't care how hot you are, if you're going to knock over a liquor store don't take your date there, especially when your date is stronger than you and can hang you from the streetlight for the cops to pick up.

Jul. 18th, 2018


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Well, this is an interesting little site with an interesting little community. Please tell me you all talk normal things besides comparing strange dreams all the time.

Jun. 28th, 2018


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I'm happy to announce that Fangtasia should be opening at the end of July. When I first moved here I had hoped that our new club would be open by now, but I hadn't expected it to take so long to find the perfect location. And yes, for anyone who saw the post about my dreams, I decided to use the name of my bar in my dreams for this one as well. I thought it sounded interesting.

Jun. 15th, 2018


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Today, the cutest member of my family - Miss Ruby Rose - graduated from college. Everyone go congratulate her and buy her a giant hot chocolate!

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Jun. 10th, 2018


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So there I was, taking a well-needed afternoon nap and dreaming about sending my dog in the post via these magical mailing tubes, when I was rudely awakened by a book falling on my head. I was pissed off at first, but in the end I realized I really only have my shelf to blame.

Jun. 9th, 2018


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I have found photographic evidence that Michael Jackson was a time traveler or an immortal or something. “Cut )

May. 27th, 2018


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I haven't talked a whole lot about my Dreams here, mainly because they are a fucking mess and make little to no sense and the more I had the less sense they made. One thing I took away is that I was murdered a whopping three different times! Three! For some reason the third time apparently was the charm. But that wasn't even the craziest thing the Dreams apparently did.

Like, for example, did all of you fine people know that because elementary schools are often used as polling places for elections, the people who are actually in charge of the country is the Department of Education and that said Department of Education is actually being controlled by the Japanese who are using the schools in order to brainwash children into being sleeper agents, or something...I'm not entirely sure.

Not even kidding.

My Dreams are like some kind of fever-fueled conspiracy theory.

Apr. 29th, 2018


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What do you call a really short Mexican?

A paragraph, because he's too short to be an esse.

In other news, it's really strange to Dream about a graduation that you didn't remember having before. Guess I gotta give a shout out to all those sidewalks in Beacon for keeping me off the streets.

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I think I may have had a couple of those Dreams you all have been talking about, but I'm not really sure.

The first one I had I saw what I think is a prehistoric forest. I don't know if that really counts, but when I woke up I realized that I'd been asleep for twenty-four hours. Is that...does that happen here? Like, is that normal?

The other dream was different, it was actually kind of normal, just me moving into a new apartment, but when I woke up, it didn't feel as though it was a dream. I actually expected to be in that apartment. Is that normal?

Apr. 14th, 2018


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While recovering from a recent trip to Nevada I came across this article about crows riding the backs of eagles.

When I'm able to fly again, I think I might try this.

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So I've been doing some soul searching lately, and I'm not sure I'm as bi as I thought

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Ruby

Uhm. Do you know how far along Weiss is?

I just dreamed I broke down on her. I mean, I totally needed to break down, but I never expected it on her.

Mar. 28th, 2018


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Came across this story today about a cat reunited with his human 14 years after being separated by a hurricane. Kind of a real feel good story for a Wednesday.

Mar. 7th, 2018


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What day did you say it was?

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RUBY!

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ITS RUBY'S BIRTHDAY!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RUBY!

Embarrassing baby picture here, of young ruby in a birthday hat in Summer's lap

Remember when she was cute? Wait, she's still cute!

Feb. 28th, 2018


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So, uh, now that I somehow have seven more family photo albums, how's everyone else doing? I gotta say, that was nearly as bad as my obsession with the hokey pokey. Don't worry, though. I turned myself around.

Oh yeah. Not sure if you guys noticed, but I like bad puns. That's just how eye roll.

Feb. 17th, 2018


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Who has the most amazing daughters in the history of ever? That's right, it's me. I mean, just look at them! Aren't they the most adorable things you've ever seen?

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And that's just from today! I just can't get enough of them! ZWEI! TO THE DAD CAVE! I MUST MAKE MORE HOME VIDEOS!

Feb. 1st, 2018


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In light of current apocalypses, something to think about.

The invention of the shovel was a groundbreaking discovery.

However, it was the broom that swept the nation.

Jan. 27th, 2018


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Okay so say someone ends up getting cut by a scorpion faunus and poisoned and it makes them really sick and then you get the scorpion stinger. Is it possible to make an antidote with the poison from the stinger? And if so, how do I do it? I have to make this right, I have to save him

Jan. 21st, 2018


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Glitter is the herpes of crafting supplies. It can lay dormant for years, but once it's out it spreads everywhere and is impossible to get rid of.

Jan. 16th, 2018


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It's only a murder of crows if there's probable caws.

Jan. 10th, 2018


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Know what's worse than being the sudden focus of an obviously bullshit tabloid story? Having said tabloid story brought to your attention by your own students.

Fortunately said students have enough brains in their skulls to know a bullshit story when they read one. Not that that stopped them from spending nearly the entirety of the class laughing and coming up with some (admittedly clever) barbs in my direction.

I'm just hoping the department head has as many brains, not to mention the university board...

...though, all that being said, I choose to take the compliment about my ass for what it is.

Dec. 17th, 2017


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I CAN SEE!!

Dec. 15th, 2017


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Is anyone else experiencing any kind of weird changes…like…to themselves? As in personality habits FUCK! not being able to tell a goddamn lie?

Dec. 12th, 2017


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Whatever kind of crack they were smoking to produce The Santa Clause feels like one of those once in a life time kind of sparks of genius.

That or it's the eggnog.

Dec. 10th, 2017


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So this is the place where people dream of strange places and fight things that come from them? Do you guys get paid to do that? I'd think that would really be quite the dream job. Do you have any openings, or is it one of those 'you snooze you lose' deals? I can see how dreams can affect you, though. Once I dreamt I was reincarnated as a car muffler and boy did I wake up exhausted in the morning!

Anyone else stoked about the meteor shower tonight? I hear this year it's going to be pretty stellar.