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May. 4th, 2020


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First the dreams and now there's Ewoks ransacking my car and I think I'm OK with it. Ohhh, I know someone who is gonna have a field day with this.

Tell me fellow OCers, who else isn't even remotely human in their dreams? Bet'cha I got ya beat on how not human you can get.

[Sixer]

You looked outside? 'cause you need to look outside.

Apr. 4th, 2020


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Could there be better circumstances for introductions? Sure, but when fate or what have you has other plans, it's best to just go with it. That said, I'm Bill and I'm usually a few decades older than this fresh baby face.

While I'm here, let me just apologize to any of you who have had to deal with my overly enthusiastic nerdy other half, Stanford Pines. He's full of questions but harmless, I swear. Don't bother telling him he's weird either, it'll have zero effect as he already knows and embraces his weirdness. Just toss a Rubik's cube and he'll get distracted long enough to make an escape.

Apr. 2nd, 2020


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I've been told more than once it was more a matter of when than if the dreams would start... but dreams that don't make sense and also waking up a teenager seems highly unfair.

[Professor Pines]

How are you? If you aren't caught in this as well, could we talk?

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Who do I have to punch in the face to make this go away? I'm not staying like this. Does no one at all know what the fuck caused this or when the hell it's going to stop?!

[Denki Kaminari]

Fuck this, I'm not leaving my room and nothing you can say will change my mind.

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Super disappointed to find out that yesterday wasn't just a one-day hallucination. o_o

How long do these things usually last for here?

Apr. 1st, 2020


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Hey, Orange County, thanks for what has to be the absolute worst belated birthday gift I've ever gotten! Maybe next time just send a freaking gift card. Or not even bother at all. I don't know which is worse, the way this feels or that I need to personally apologize to Mikasa next time I see her for the times I thought she was exaggerating every month, without explaining.

But hey, now I figured out for once and for all which parent I look most like because there's no way Mom didn't just clone herself when she had me.

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You know what they say, if you can't grow your own tits store bought is fine.

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So, not only is my boyfriend suddenly sixteen again, which is extremely weird, but when I got to the gym today, there was grass growing in my keyboard. I distinctly remember there being no grass when I left last night and my office is locked when Jace and I leave, so it's not as if anyone could have gotten in there.

I'm really not a fan of April Fool's Day around here.

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Guess we were overdue for this happenin' again.

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Oh my god, my brother is a girl!! I honestly don't care how this happened, but I'm extremely amused by this. I'm never going to let Mark forget about this.

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Whatever it is that caused this to happen, I am not amused!

Feb. 28th, 2020


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Fascinating! It appears there's a message board strictly for Orange County. Well, It seems a bit arbitrary to be excluding ones sales from potential clientele further out, but...effective if you are looking to communicate directly to those closer to your vicinity, I suppose.

Alright. Since I am just settling in here I'll go ahead and give an introduction. Why not! Not that I've ever really gotten much into this..."social media" as the kids these days call it, but as they say, why not live and learn!

So! Greetings all, my name is Stanford Pines, a researcher and professor at UCI (that is to say University of California, Irvine). I suppose there isn't too much to say about me fully. My hours are 9am-5pm if you happen to be in my classes, and while I may be new to the area, but do hope I prove to be an effective and straight forward in my interactions!

Oh and Dipper, Mabel, if you're reading this...we should catch up some time soon! I appear to be having trouble with my cell phone at the moment, but when I get it working properly I'll be sure to message you both. It appears with this new job, I'll be allowed some more free time, and it feels as if it's been far too long since we last spoke.