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Jul. 20th, 2017


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The more I have these pieces of crap Dreams, the less makes sense. Apparently I'm already dead?! And I was killed off goddamn screen no less before any of what I'm currently dreaming even started!

And no, before anyone decides to ask, I'm not a goddamn vampire. I'm not sucking blood and I'm not eating brains. I'm not a ghost either. I'm just a personality, a personality tied to a decrepit old man.

The fact that I woke up and my magnum was finally on my kitchen table is small comfort to this goddamn bombshell.

Jun. 22nd, 2017


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There were vials of blood on my coffee table. I think it's blood anyway. Actually, it looks a lot like the "thin blood" from my Dreams.

Christ, these "gifts" are fucking weird.

Jun. 19th, 2017


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I feel as if I should post this for my sister's sake, but I assume many of you would be intrigued by such a stellar invention. Los Angeles isn't terribly far either. Thank fuck it doesn't taste like licorice - I was introduced to the wonders of horchata by my fiancee and I'm quite the believer now.

It was certainly a black ice cream kind of weekend, however. Got drunk, sunburned, and attacked by a kraken while out at sea - the first two are expected, but the latter was sort of an annoyance. I at least managed to steal some of its blood as a benefit from the ordeal. Still, the sailing adventure overall was jolly good fun and I'm reminded how much I truly love the majesty of my briny mistress.

Jun. 18th, 2017


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How does one get glitter out of a dust buster?

Asking for a friend.

Jun. 2nd, 2017


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All this singing going around isn't really my forte. It only leads to treble.

May. 28th, 2017


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In the ever so weird adventures that are my dreams, a pink furry man names Fuzzy Lumpkins became the mayor of Townsville. I'm not even sure what he is, other than the most redneck person ever. He turned the mayors office into a literal pig sty and then my sisters and I had to catch his stupid pigs.

The only reason the old mayor fought back and won? Fuzzy put on his hat.

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I think I finally got the hang of this text-to-speech software enough to actually use it for reals.

So, yeah, getting blinded sucks and I'm still making adjustments, but it's almost settling in as normal now.

May. 18th, 2017


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Good idea: bringing a container of cereal and milk to work so I can eat breakfast.

Bad idea: Deciding to save the cereal and milk for lunch because a nice co-worker hands me a nice warm bagel to eat instead.

Lesson learned: Shredded wheat absorbs milk crazy fast and becomes nothing but moosh. I had mooshy cereal for lunch today and it was gross.

May. 5th, 2017


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I wish I was a better cook, or at least had a full refrigerator. I'm not sure I should leave my apartment right now with all the crazy things around. Is it safe out there?

Apr. 12th, 2017


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Okay I want to know who exactly thought that dipping Peeps in chocolate and selling them at the grocery store was a good idea? And I’m not talking about the normal flavored peeps. No I’m talking blueberry peeps dipped in dark chocolate. There were a couple other flavors too but I just walked away from the aisle at that point.

Apr. 11th, 2017


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There is a random old mid-century style television in my apartment that I did not buy. Considering it looks like the same TV we use to switch between personas and I've never heard of the manufacturer "ISZK", I'm assuming this is one of those Dream crossover things.

I would have preferred to get my gun.

Apr. 10th, 2017


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I've decided to hire a personal assistant. Any interested parties can forward their resumes and cover letters.

Apr. 9th, 2017


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I dreamt again. It works! My device works! Eph and I took it out into the field. We turned it on in the middle of a crowd of Strigoi and they just stood there, stunned. Eph held his silver blade up to one's cheek and it just stood there while the silver burned its skin. We disposed of them quickly and easily and headed to Setrakian's to tell him about it. The rest of the gang was a little skeptical, wondering if it'd work on the Master, but I don't doubt it will. We're going to stun him and put his sadistic, world-crushing ass in a box where he can't hurt anyone. Taking care of the rest will be child's play.

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Man, Amazon sells my favorite soda and my favorite snacks? I might never leave the house for food again.

Seriously, though, there is more to life than Bai Bubbles, especially in spring. Friends, family, I insist we make this Easter a rager with lots of good food, good booze, and good laughs. Peter, Esmeralda, Presto - I'm looking at you to help me organize this shit. I mean, unless you have plans. In which case, got room for your favorite psychic?

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I swear these dreams get crazier and crazier by the minute.... Now my dream dads house is over run by snakes and when i tried to escape Im face to face with a panther and an orangutan!

Like seriously, what the hell dreams....

Apr. 4th, 2017


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This year, for April Fool's Day my roommate:

-Replaced the bar of deodorant in its container with cream cheese.
-Covered my soap with clear nail polish.
-Somehow managed to cover every inch of surface space in my room with red solo party cups.
And:
-There is a tray of "candy apples" in the fridge that I am highly suspicious of.


This is the price I pay every year for living with a Kender prankster.

Mar. 29th, 2017


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My mother showed up out of the blue last weekend for a visit. And she’s still here. I’ve been trying really hard to keep her out of my apartment so she doesn’t get assaulted by some random haunting, and so she doesn’t see the Hole in my bathroom.

It’s not like there aren’t a thousand things to do in Orange County to distract her with, but she’s starting to get fussy with me. Like she really wants to see my apartment. I’m not sure what to do.

Mar. 28th, 2017


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How did I not know about this whole Flat Earth Society thing? I overheard a guy in my business class talking about it today. Do people honestly believe this stuff? That the Earth is flat and the water doesn't fall off because of a wall of ice around the edges? Seriously? And all pictures we've seen of the Earth are fake as is anything we know from NASA. How can anyone actually believe this stuff?

Mar. 19th, 2017


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Yesterday was a sad day for rock music.

Chuck Berry dies at the age of 90. I can only hope that when I die I am remembered half as fondly and has done even a fraction of what this pioneer accomplished in his life.

Mar. 12th, 2017


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New Dream. Eph and I hunted down a special type of Strigoi called a Feeler. Feelers were once humans who were born blind, so as Strigoi their other senses are extremely heightened. We dissected its brain as part of our research and I decided that I could use it for my weapon. We'll see how it works. It's supposed to stun Strigoi, send them into a stupor. That could work to our advantage.

In real life, I may or may not have made a mistake. I bought a 48 pack of chicken ramen for about seven dollars. Am I going to get tired of this stuff? Will my apartment start to smell like chicken ramen? These are questions that will be answered soon enough.

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So addition to my weird dream habits. I saved all the popsicle sticks and sold them as lumber in Little Rodentia. I told them it was redwood. I mean, technically it was red wood, but...

So then Officer good feelings showed up and told me she'd caught me and that what I was doing was illegal, so I showed her all my permits to prove I was perfectly in the right to do what I was doing.

Feb. 25th, 2017


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When it rains it pours, I guess. Another Dream. This one was out of order. Does that happen to people often? I've been Dreaming about being in LA, and in last night's Dream I finally went to LA. Took Lucky with me. Clint, have you Dreamed about that yet? "You're not my girlfriend, you can't take my dog"?

Good times, good times.

Feb. 16th, 2017


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I thought I managed to make it through a holiday without my dad trying to reach me, but no such luck. I got a card from him, must have been delayed in the mail. There was a picture of him cooking searing a deer heart. Maybe he's trying to make me miss the meals he used to cook for me. Since the dreams, it feels more like a threat. It's still hard to separate them from reality sometimes, especially when it comes to him.

At least I still have my cheap chocolate. That's much nicer.

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Ah discount chocolate hangover. Day wasted to netflix and negative zero work.

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The best part about Valentines' Day? The candy on sale starting the day after.

Feb. 6th, 2017


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So these Dreams you guys keep talking about, are they super realistic, but at the same time pretty goddamn ludicrous? Like shooting things and they explode into clouds of blood dust ludicrous?

Jan. 30th, 2017


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According to Wikipedia, the oldest living person in recorded history is Jean Calment, who lived to be 122 and a half years.

According to Wikipedia, the oldest, verified, living vertebrate terrestrial in recorded history is Tu'i Malila, a tortise who lived to be 188 years old.

Jan. 27th, 2017


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I didn't go home for Christmas in 2015 and I didn't go home for this past Christmas either. When I moved here initially, I didn't have any intention of ever returning home. I've never been particularly close with my family. I'm very different from them. Most of them.

Now, with these Dreams...let's say that the way they ended has made me reconsider this. Perhaps I should go home. Make up for lost time with my brother...make up for things he isn't even aware of. This should be an easy decision to make. So why haven't I booked the ticket yet?

Jan. 11th, 2017


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When I first saw this, I was really disturbed. But once I made it through all the pictures, I can't quit laughing. I need to figure out where I can find this.

Cut for length, not filtered )

Dec. 5th, 2016


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Someone living in my apartment building put a pair of pants into one of the community dryers with a pen in the pocket. I assume at any rate. All I know for sure is that now all my dress shirts and trousers have random ink spots and streaks in them. I know for a fact I was not the one who left a pen in a pocket as I actually check my pockets before tossing them in the wash.

I partially blame myself for not paying enough attention as I was doing laundry earlier, but if I happen to find out who the genius is who left a pen in the dryer, I'm turning them into something small and easily squished under a shoe.