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Feb. 13th, 2014


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The only thing I dislike about my modeling gig is that it shoots so far in advance. It's February, way too cold to be running around in a string bikini right? Wrong.

I don't think I can get hypothermia when it's in the fifties out, but good lord, I had to almost slap a photographer when he wanted to shoot for two hours in the water. Look sexy? How about I introduce you to the business part of this very high heel, you idiot.

Feb. 12th, 2014


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Is there a Netflix Anonymous group for people who have Netflix addictions? Because I'm seriously addicted. Seriously. They just start up the next episode right after the last episode ends. I've been up well past midnight for the last three nights.

Dec. 29th, 2013


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All I got for Christmas was books, and I'm thrilled. I'd be more thrilled if I could get my friends to use reusable wrapping methods, but maybe next year. (There's so many cute kinds, "they're ugly" is not an excuse.)

So I'm sorry if you don't see me for a while, I'm reading about Aussie farming history and some of its problems now.

Dec. 13th, 2013

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It's a girl. We're having a little girl.

Jokes about Logan only being able to produce girls go here.

Dec. 12th, 2013


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These dreams make it really hard not to go to a liquor store and fill up a cart. Brainwashing is ... gross.

Dec. 6th, 2013


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No one told me tumblr would eat my life when I signed on to it. I was supposed to go out tonight but instead I've been sitting here for the last two hours looking at the weirdest things while downing this bottle of '06 Chardonnay.

For instance Pornhub Comments On Stock Photos. It's so terrible, I mean really really terrible, but utterly hilarious. If you click the link be prepared to laugh and cringe at the same time.

Nov. 23rd, 2013


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... okay, does the paparazzi ever get a week off from work? Come on now, I was doing Christmas shopping, how is that interesting to anyone? I get paid to prance around in skimpy clothes - how does this make me important? Plus, I was wearing jeans and a hockey jersey. Sexy to about no one. Arse off.

Vel, stop laughing.

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Okay. Who's having a Thanksgiving thing? I need to know where the parties are so I have crashing options.

Winchesters?
Anyone?
Bueller?


The perks of me crashing your Thanksgiving dinner are as follows:
1) I am actually a fabulous chef, and will help if needed.
2) I will bring dessert.
2a) Don't fuck around with 2. I make the best desserts.
3) My sparkling personality goes well with others AND fine wines.

Nov. 13th, 2013


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I guess every good western needs to see the heroes ambushed. Usually, I guess, the heroes get out, but apparently my dreams say otherwise. Nothing like dreaming about your family and friends getting caught out by bandits to make you happy to go home for the holidays. It'll be good to see them.

Nov. 11th, 2013


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Oh, wow, look how far we've come, OC. I don't think we had anything like this when I was a kid.

Hey, I'm Seth, and yeah, my parents are famous but shhh. Don't make them get bigger heads. (Just thought I'd get all of that out there before anyone asked.) I just got back home from Monaco, and ugh, jet lag is killing me.