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Dec. 26th, 2012


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Christmas is the most boring day. Everyone is so concerned with spending time with their families, the clubs are closed and there's nothing to do. Plus everyone is in their houses so there's no place to go steal I propose a hedonist Christmas next year. I'll have it at my place in Emerald Bay. All of the attractive people can come over and we'll just have a big orgy.

Yes. I like this plan.

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I did it. Somehow, through some miracle of whatever power that be that we want to hold responsible, personally I prefer Cthulhu because who doesn't love him and wish to gain enough favor to be eaten first but you try bringing that one up in open court, so we leave it open and say Act Of God there, but never specify which ONE, I managed to pull off Christmas.

There were no fires. No ER visits, no horrible family drama sneaking around to rear its ugly head. It was actually a decent couple of days with family members who I actually don't want to kill, I got books and scotch, and a demented new years eve tie that flashes and plays music, and my house is actually still standing.

I'm kind of amazed it all went off without a hitch.

Dec. 16th, 2012


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My dreams just took a turn for the weird.

[locked to Selina]

You need a skintight catsuit. For reasons.

Dec. 3rd, 2012


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I guess it's time to introduce myself on this thing. The name's Selina Kyle and no, whatever you've read about me in the papers is not true. Or mostly not true. It's hard to keep up.

I'm not very good at making new friends and my therapist says an icebreaker gift can work wonders so I've sent out a gift basket to each of you according to your gender. You should have received it today. Try not to worry about how I got your addresses.

Dec. 1st, 2012


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It's that time of year for new toys for good girls and boys. Which generally doesn't include me, but here I am.

Aug. 5th, 2012

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It's been a blissful, lazy, self indulgent day.

[Left in Sherlock Holmes mail box]

One very and hideously generic postcard of the beach. It can be found in any convenience store and souvenir shop on the west coast. The letters are neatly typeset, nothing unusual and purposely so common as to be maddening. The delivery itself is a mystery as it came after the postman and any security around Holmes flat will pick up nothing out of the ordinary.

Hope I haven't lost your attention.

Jul. 31st, 2012


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This is insulting and historically inaccurate on so many levels I don't know where to start.

[...]

But it's also really, really cute.

Jul. 25th, 2012


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It used to be so nice here and now it's all fucked up. What have you people done to this place?

Jul. 23rd, 2012

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There wasn't much that phased Selina but even she had to admit (to herself) that it was rather disquieting to have the earth shake beneath your feet. She gave the house staff two options, leave or they could have their immediate families brought to the estate. No one left and there were fifteen extra people under her roof.

Did they come here for security or the potential opportunity to take what they wanted should everything go to hell? The thought didn't bother her. It was an angle she would (had) work if given the chance. But that didn't matter now she had a more important matter that had piqued her curiosity.



It would appear the former occupant of my residence had a leather fetish.

Jul. 20th, 2012


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God wouldn't have let something like this happen without a reason. It's in times like these that humans tend to re-evaluate their lives and really figure out what is most important to them in their lives. Ask yourself this question: Who was the first person you thought of when it happened?

Maybe it's time to tell them.

Jul. 10th, 2012


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Slowly, and with effort, I find myself looking more and more like a normal human being again and less like some banged up mess.

[Private to Jean]
Sorry.
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Mugged.

It was all over very quickly and rather disappointing in most respects. Wouldn't have even bothered to call the police but alas and alack the witness across the street at Starbucks was idiotic kind enough to do it for me.

Jul. 3rd, 2012


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How does that saying go? After a match is before a match. I know it's only been two days but I already miss it.

Two more weeks of work and then it's finally time to hop on a plane and fly home. Can't wait to see the little ones again. They grow up so fast. One second they want to ride on your shoulders, the next they're having boyfriends and girlfriends and are planning weddings.

[Ariel]
Jon sent me the prints of your photo shoot because he didn't know your address. Let me know where to drop them off and you'll have them in the next couple of days.

Jun. 23rd, 2012

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Over sharing. A rampant problem? Cause for concern? Source of never ending entertainment?

I dare say my mother never prepared to live in a world like this.
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Which would you rather deal with: a stalker, or just a plain old crazy person?

If anyone needs me, I will be hiding on the beach for the next billion years.

Jun. 22nd, 2012


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Object: Monochrome painting (white on white) $35,000.

Options of display:

1. On an easel in the white room
2. On the wall in the living-room
3. Behind glass embedded in the bathroom floor

They never sell those with recommendations. They never ask what the buyer's home looks like even though they should to find out if the piece they're selling will fit in with the rest of the d├ęcor.

Jun. 20th, 2012

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I understand why people feel the need to share their intense dislike for Los Angeles. Traffic is always a mess, the air is gray when it isn't brown and today during a quick jaunt down to city center I just so happened to catch an eyeful of a man waiting zen-like and naked as the day he was born at a bus stop.

Los Angeles is the lady that puts on too much make-up for dinner parties, the lady who covers up the scent of her unwashed body with so much perfume a French whore would turn up her nose, she's the lady who wants to be classy but won't ever be because her party dress is damnably short.

She's a dirty, cheap trick and that makes her all the more charming in my book.

Jun. 11th, 2012


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Dear subordinates coworkers, forgive me for not participating in your betting pool on the European Championship. I must politely decline, else you would all be out of jobs and your payroll for the next five years will be mine.

Though those consequences will still be quite plausible if you all continue to take 90 minute long breaks in the coffee room.

Frankly, I haven't seen this much interest in the office about European affairs since Princess Diana.

Jun. 9th, 2012

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Gather around, kittens. I've got a short story for one and all.

Pretty hysterical woman thinks husband is cheating on her. He's a man of means her husband is, his name being a key to unlock many gates. The pretty woman was able to keep him all to herself for a year, a grand feat if there ever was one. But now he's set to a wandering and she's suspicious and would like to know who has stolen the majority of her husband's time.

Another woman?

Another man?

No and no. He's found a new mistress all right. Not one she would ever expect - shark diving.


Wish you were here )

Jun. 6th, 2012


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There is nothing more exciting and exhilarating than wandering through a foreign city, exploring its streets and alleys in search of its hidden secrets and treasures. Not with a fancy technological gadget in your hand that will tell you where to go and what to see or that there is a Starbucks right around the corner.

Leave the familiar behind, all the weight that drags you down, and set your soul adrift.

Giovanna?

Jun. 4th, 2012


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I've found myself in the midst of a moral conundrum.

How can I simplify it: Is it wrong to bet on a horse you know is going to win? Or a against a fighter you know has been paid to throw a fight?

Whether I'm musing aloud or actually looking for answers, I'm not sure... No, wait. I'm actually looking for opinions on this one.

May. 29th, 2012

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The disarming and oddly compelling urge to share everything on the internet.

Discuss.

May. 16th, 2012

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Lay off the Ambien, darlings.

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How do you fill the space between 'It's too late to roll around in bed' and 'It's still too early for a drink'?

No TV, please. Tried that and it did not work.

May. 2nd, 2012


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I thought I saw a mermaid in my pool around 4am. Turns out it's just my neighbour who's decided to take a nap there after the midnight bbq instead of going back to her place. Should tip the pool cleaning people. And cook them breakfast. Or something.

May. 1st, 2012

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I'm a little perplexed. What does it mean when you dream about invading Austria? By yourself.

Apr. 30th, 2012

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It appears that June Gloom has arrived early this year. Such a pity!

Come on then, speak up one and all. I'd like to know whose out and about.