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Jun. 11th, 2014

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...uh, hey.

Just moved from New York and was told to check this thing out. They say this is generally where people meet, but it looks more like a dream interpretation website. I don't remember my dreams generally though so I guess I'm out of luck?

Jun. 1st, 2014


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Would there happen to be any jewellers on this board? Someone who's lived here for a long time? I have a somewhat ... unusual commission.

May. 23rd, 2014


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Och.

May. 11th, 2014


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Only a couple of weeks now before I go to Europe. It will be nice to stop in and see my father before I get back into last minute training and head to Bulgaria. The IOC has also released the qualifications for Rio 2016, so it looks like I'll have a busy year next year if I want to make the team.

As happy as I was to take some time off, it'll be nice to get back into it.

May. 3rd, 2014


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Hi, Valarnet! For you new people, I thought I should introduce myself. I'm Penelope Garcia (you can call me either name, I'll respond to either!) and I'm your resident tech goddess.

Also, I blatantly ship all of you. Whether you want me to or not. Sorry, not sorry.

SO. I'mma play lonely hearts here and help all you singles find people who're ready to mingle! Single folks, reply down here, and we'll get you mashed the hell up. It'll be scandalous fun!

Seriously, scandalous fun. )

Or send me cat gifs.

I'm bored waiting for my boyfriend to get off of work. :(

Apr. 25th, 2014


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It's safe to say that I have not had a very good day. It started this morning when I got hit in the face by a rubber glove that a little boy was playing with while the doctor examined his dog. It stung, but it wasn't that bad. What was worse was when I got bit by a hamster after lunch. They warn you that hamster bites hurt, but you don't think from looking at one that it would hurt that much. I will tell you that a hamster bite is bloody horrendous. Literally and figuratively. I'm very much looking forward to going home tonight.

Apr. 22nd, 2014


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Curious. Does anyone on the network own a restaurant? My father is coming to town and I would like to take him somewhere nice. He's not picky in terms of what sort of food.
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I'm apparently not supposed to use my 'free time' to organize my things. I'm not sure what else to do with a day off. What should be done with it then?

Apr. 15th, 2014


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I came to a decision after helping to kill a huge sodding dragon some of the madness that goes on here - I would like to get back into proper archery. I'm rusty beyond belief and would like to brush up, and then go from there.

Once I heal - have probably another month of taking it easy after breaking some ribs - would anyone be willing to shoot with me or even serve as a tutor of sorts? I've shot for at least a decade of my life, but I am massively out of practice, so I'm not a beginner. More like a rusty intermediate.

Mar. 9th, 2014


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I'm not one for this sort of thing, but, at this point, I'll take anything to try and fight off the boredom. And as introductions seem customary, here's mine.

My name is Rollo. I'm a rugger, out for the better part of a year right now because of some knee problem. Normally I'd go back in, but apparently I need to wait for the doctor's absolute okay. So here I am, with nothing better to do than join a community network.

Anyone know a good place to get a drink or two?

Mar. 7th, 2014


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Things in life have calmed down for me somewhat, and as a result, I got an idea the other day to do something I haven't done in ages: archery. I love shooting, and I always have. I have a beautiful hunting bow that was a gift from my Da, but I also got a bow from my dreams - an absolutely stunning longbow that feels like it's been in the Starkhaven family for generations. I'd like to try it out.

Anyone have access to a range? Stark Industries doesn't have one, does it?

Mar. 3rd, 2014


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SPRING IS COMING! And of course, the only way I know this is that there's grass in my town in New Leaf, and today was Festivale. Which means there's a gyrating peacock in my town.

I love Pave, I really do. Cut for image! )

You're welcome. Stock up on antihistamines now!

Mar. 1st, 2014


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I can't bloody sleep anymore, not without terrible visions. Bugger.

And then the dream world saw fit to grant me a certain Witch of the Wild's grimiore. It's been a rather interesting read, and I've learned a few things.

Not how to turn into a dragon though, I'm terribly sorry, Marian.

But there are some other things that will be handy if it comes to it.

Locked to Dragon Age peeps

A Blight is coming, I can feel it in my blood.

Feb. 26th, 2014


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Enjoy fighting it out, LA. I'll be in New York.

Feb. 11th, 2014


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I need a private investigator. Are there any on this network?

Feb. 4th, 2014


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Very proud of my country indeed. The freedom to marry is a fundamental right.

Jan. 30th, 2014


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Please spare a thought for Scotland tonight, guys. They're suffering a national tragedy. A tanker let loose more than 6,000 liters of whiskey into a river.

I'd pour one out for the fallen, but that'd be wasting it too. The humanity.

Jan. 25th, 2014

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There are rugby matches on television all day today, of all things. I had no idea this country knew what rugby was. But I am glad they do. Because rugby. And rugby players, and their legs and backsides.

Jan. 23rd, 2014


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I never thought Canadians were such bastards. A ship full of cannibal rats heading for my country?

Jan. 16th, 2014


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Right, lovies, let's have a roll call please.

If you know a Hawke or think you might have known a Hawke, and you know this Hawke, or some other Hawke, please do check in let me know if you're:

A: Still you and remember me.
B: Not still you and remember some other me.
C: Not still you at all, in which case, I'm not sure you'd know to post here.

Do NOT post if:

D: You know a Hawke that owes you money.

I'm not that Hawke, ever.

Jan. 8th, 2014


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So we're all sort of nesting and getting animals, right? (I TOTALLY BLAME YOU, ANAKIN!) Well, consider me +1 on the bandwagon. I went to the shelter and found this little guy staring at me.

Cut for image, viewable to all. )

Dec. 22nd, 2013


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I got a picture of me and my dream bestie, Morgan! See, isn't he cute?

Cut for image, viewable to all. )

Drinking after work with the gang was fun, I kinda miss it here.

Dec. 9th, 2013


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We've been speaking of Christmas songs. This is my very favourite; it's been sung for the last few years round the fire at my da's place in Scotland, with several pints under our belts.

Dec. 8th, 2013


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FUN NON-CHRISTMASY BASED DISCUSSION.

As an avid reader of these boards, I can't help but noticing a lot of us are shameful flirts. To this end I ask: does anyone else ship people on this board or am I just crazy? Like, there's some of you who aren't dating but I just want to smush your faces together and be all NOW KISS.

cut for image, viewable to all. )

Like that.

I swear to god, you guys are going to make me go all Fiddler on the Roof on your bottoms and start randomly setting you up. Which would turn out badly, since I'm sure some of you are like me and are taken but can't turn off the flirt.

I guess I'm just saying augh, Valar, why so cute?

Nov. 26th, 2013


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I just realized that I'm going to have to accomplish the most dreaded of feats on Thursday: covert sex whilst my entire family is in the house. I need a good code name for Operation Starkers.

Nov. 24th, 2013


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I feel like I relate to this far more than I strictly ought to.

That, and there's apparently a twitter called VeryBritishProblems. I think there's quite a few of us here on the 'net that would appreciate and sympathize with most of those tweets.

Nov. 17th, 2013


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So I, fabulous girlfriend that I am, get to take my absolutely perfect Adonis of a boyfriend home to my family for his first Thanksgiving. What are the foods that you guys like best so I can make sure to have my mom make them, or make them myself? I don't want Bastian to miss out on anything that you find delishawesome just because my family is a bunch of heathens who serve weirdness and oddities.

Don't worry, we're going to show him loads of American football, and we'll probably bust out the blender and make some rum. I mean eggnog.

Nov. 9th, 2013


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Well played, Blizzard. Well played indeed. Screw you and your housing, this isn't UO, except I'll totally get your expansion and horde all the cutest knick knacks.

Kiiiitty, they're being mean to meeee.

Oct. 10th, 2013


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Nothing's more fun than messing around with people at work who're playing Slender. Why yes, I can remotely turn the lights off during scary parts. Muahahahaha. (I do love climate control that's run via PC. Yes, yes, I do.)

I've never heard anyone shriek quite that high pitched. Well. Nobody with boy parts.

Oct. 9th, 2013


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This may sound odd, but I have a favour to ask: does anyone on this network know how to play poker, and would you be willing to teach me? I've been invited to a function where the centrepiece of the evening is a charity tournament.

I'm Scottish. Bit of a disadvantage when it comes to your card games.

So, yes. Anyone who can help, I'd be grateful, and also pay for the lesson(s).

Sep. 11th, 2013


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Okay, running a poll for you people.

What would you say my age is? 'Cause today someone asked me for a damn senior's card. I tell ya, I get no respect.

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Just so you know, on October 12th, I've got the day off of work and nobody will probably hear from me. Figured I'd give you a heads up.

Sep. 8th, 2013

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Even after all the years I've been practicing, it's hard to come up with a way to get a patient to stop flirting with me. Flailing and crying is basically my MO.

Sep. 7th, 2013


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I love helping out and being the face and sort of man in charge of the charities I set up, but I really hate when people come up with the "let's do a bachelor auction" idea.

I really hate it when they say I'm one of the bachelors.

So, if you'd like to "purchase" me in a totally offensive, vaguely racist cattle call, Saturday the 21st at the Hyrule Hotel in downtown Irvine is your day to do it. But it does support a good cause - Helping Hands. We help kids out who were in the foster care system for long periods of time by setting them up with lots of scholarships and grants so that they can go to college for as little out of pocket as possible. Education shouldn't solely be an enterprise of the rich.

Sep. 4th, 2013


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I did not realize that selling marital aids to old European women would be quite so exhausting! I feel it mostly in my calves and my hip flexors. I do wish I had someone to massage them for me, but alas.

I will need a show of hands: who missed me?

Aug. 31st, 2013


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Wanted: someone to rub Neosporin on my back. Itchy. :(

Aug. 19th, 2013


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Wow, People voted me one of their 50 Most Eligible Bachelors again. I wish they wouldn't do that, it makes me feel awfully objectified.

Hi, I'm John Clegg. Someone at a party recommended this site as a way to make friends since I'm kind of busy with work. It seemed like a good idea. It's nice to meet you all.

Aug. 15th, 2013


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If you die in your dreams, do you think you'll die here?

Aug. 8th, 2013

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There is a very sweet but wholly not-my-fiance lady in my fiance's body. Because of this, I've not had sex in six days.

It's bloody well starting to get to me.

Aug. 4th, 2013


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Locked from non-puncturable Who people )

Jul. 19th, 2013


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When I get back from my weekend away, I'm totally going to wine and dine the hell out of you, Pen.

Seriously, I'm even going to break out the suit. It'll be both fancy and schmancy.

And then dancing.

Anyone got any recommendations for that kind of thing? Possibly something with a velvet rope. And valet parking. Not that I'm gonna let any punk valet kid touch my car, but the option should be there. Gotta treat my best girl right.

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Never Google your famous friends, cats and kittens, or you might end up finding their truly Corbin Fisher worthy old headshots.

Bast? Tell me you were like, eighteen, please.

Jul. 18th, 2013


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May I ask, is there a lady on this board called Marian Hawke? Or a man named Carver Hawke? It's dream related, but it's important. It's ... odd. And a bit scary.

Jul. 10th, 2013


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I've learned so much colorful Scottish over the past week.

Jul. 6th, 2013


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KItty and a TARDIS cookie jar. I kind of want both of them and dear god I am sick of being stuck at work.

Who's up for playing drunk I Never over Skype?

Jun. 28th, 2013


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Who.

Stole.

My.

TARDIS.

Mug?

I will find you and I will take every square inch of its gorgeous blue panels out of your pasty techie hide, my dear, oh yes. It was on my desk twenty minutes ago and now it's gone. AND it was filled with coffee!

I won't bow down to ransom demands, nor will I sleep until it's home with me where it belongs.

Jun. 17th, 2013


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I hate American reporters. And American pisswater beer.

I feel as though I have to write a defense of myself now, because that Skeeter bitch seems to think that wanting to settle down a bit is tantamount to wanting a slave woman. Which I don't, for the record.

If anyone's bloody curious, my girlfriend dumped me, for reasons I'd like to be my own damned business. And on top of that, last night I dreamt as though I voluntarily became some kind of monk. Or at least signed up to be a novice before taking vows to be a monk. I wonder if the dreams aren't telling me what to do.

Jun. 9th, 2013


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So. While physics is on vacation, Queen and I have resumed our rivalry, leaving things standing the way they ought to be. We're having a shootoff with any interested people tomorrow morning.

Seriously. If you're better than one of us, and aren't Roy Harper? We kind of need to meet you so that we can bond. And what better way to try that then when everything is shut off, right? I don't care who actually wins this as long as it isn't him so it's my advantage to get a bunch of you people out there.

While we're at it, speaking of competitions, last year's labor day plans fell through but the network has funner...more fun? Fuck if I know, people around this year so...

Anybody up for a little bit of Labor Day paintball war? Two armies, two flags. One winning team. If people's superpowers or mutations are back? You can totally use them. Let me know?

Queen's gate is down

May. 22nd, 2013


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I want to do some sort of fundraising endeavor for OKC, but I do not know what to do. So many people have things that are obvious - restaurants hold dinners, car washes hold car washes - but I do not exactly have ... a fundraiser oriented skillset.

I could just throw a party. Hmm.

May. 4th, 2013


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For those of you who don't know me or know the Lannister name, I am Tywin Lannister and you ought to know that already. There's a severe lack of knowledge in this country, a lack of knowledge about surroundings, industry, history, science, all of it. When I see ridiculous fools on the television spouting inane prattle I'm reminded of that old Isaac Asimov statement.

There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there always has been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that "my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge."

He does have an excellent point, even if he was a damned liberal.