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Mar. 9th, 2014

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I demand my hour back. We should just be like Arizona and not do this Daylight Savings Bullshit.

Mar. 6th, 2014


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Oops.


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Cut for image, open to all )

Feb. 28th, 2014

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There's nothing like a natural disaster to teach a girl she can turn into a huge toad demon.

Nothing about that sentence is false, but jesus, I feel crazy as hell typing it.

Feb. 17th, 2014

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So.

I apparently drew a summoning circle in my sleep.

Feb. 16th, 2014

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Woah, woah, woah. I'm the hero in my dreams. Why the hell would anyone follow me? I'm ... boring.

Feb. 11th, 2014

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Ugh, I've eaten more over the last four days than I've eaten in the past month. I think if I tried to run right now, I'd sweat ngoh hiang. I love when my parents come to visit and all, but my mother insists on feeding me for every day she hasn't seen me, I swear.

TL;DR: CNY is going to make me gain eighty pounds and then none of my suits will fit and I'll have to file papers in sweatpants.

Jan. 31st, 2014


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There was an older lady in my class this morning. The look on her face when I took out my satyr sock puppet to discuss the appropriate mythology was bloody hilarious.

I was thinking 'It's a satyr, love, it has to be anatomically accurate.'

Jan. 27th, 2014

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Locked from Gemma Masters

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Holy crapballs I've got a girlfriend. What the hell do you do for Valentine's Day? Like, what gifts aren't hokey?

help i've never done this before

Jan. 22nd, 2014

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Hello, bonjou, hola, bonjour. I am new to this network, and I suppose, to California. I've only been here one month or so. My name is Aveline de Grandpré; I come from Miami, and my family is Haitian. I wanted to get my master's degree here at UCLA. I am still a bit out of my element, I fear. I miss hearing Creole, I confess; does anyone happen to speak it?

Also, could anyone recommend a good D&D group? I am flexible in what setting I play, but I do prefer Forgotten Realms.

Jan. 13th, 2014

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Oh, greatI have claws when I'm pissed off now. Huge metal ones that come out of my fist like in my dreams.

Not to say it isn't badass, it's just a little fucking random.

Jan. 9th, 2014

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I'm the last of a line of warriors called Spirit Monks who protect the goddess of the Wheel of Virtue.

... so do I turn into Jackie Chan now or later? Also, if I write all my dreams down and sell the script to a movie studio, is that trans-universal plagiarism? Copyright law isn't my thing.

Dec. 29th, 2013

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Owwww. My nana's visiting for the new year along with my parents, and she made me do Taijiquan with her. You think it's just old people waving their arms around, right? So did I.

My calves and ass hurt so bad. She kept laughing at me when I whined, which I guess I was asking for, but still. I should probably take it up.

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blocked from Aurora


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How do you know when it's a date or when it's just friends hanging out?

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Had a meeting for a potential photo shoot today and it was going well until they told me they'd like me to lose fifteen pounds. I told them that I prefer not being able to count my ribs and if they want someone who looks like they haven't eaten in weeks then they'd have to find someone else. I refuse to promote an unhealthy look.

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I ask you, where exactly did they expect me to lose fifteen pounds?

Dec. 28th, 2013

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Thank God that's over. Holidays are torture in my family. Terrible food - no one actually eats figgy pudding anymore - and the endless whinging about 'so, when are you going to get a boyfriend.' I don't know, Auntie, I'm not a clairvoyant.

Going back to work has actually been delightful, compared to that.

Dec. 16th, 2013


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Dec. 7th, 2013


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The song sequel you never knew you needed. Mwhahaha. Happy Saturday

Dec. 5th, 2013

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I spent all night last night typing up a brief and most of today in court fighting with a client (long story). So I figured I'd reward myself with a cigar, some lemon gelato, and a nap. It's the little things, right?

So I dream I'm in some weird kung fu movie or something - I was Scholar Ling, being trained by Master Li who ended up being the emperor's long lost supposedly dead brother, Sun Li the Glorious Strategist.

If that isn't some racist, fake dim sum bullshit, I don't know what is. The fuck, brain.

Nov. 26th, 2013


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Waiting for ages at the airport has shown me that either I'm very good at keeping myself entertained or that I have a sick, dirty mind.

Anyway, here's a fun game! Fill in the blanks: I like my men the way I like my _____, _______ and _______.

Right now my favorite is: I like my men the way I like my books, well-read and bound in leather.
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If you're over the age of say, twenty, and you say "Soviet" when you mean "Russian"? I will think poorly of your intelligence. And I certainly won't work for someone who's unintelligent and rude - calling me 'babushka' on my way out of your office will not go unnoticed. I hope you didn't actually want that pretty Mercedes of yours to go unscratched. I made a few phone calls.

Winston? When would be best for you or Miss Boudreaux to have that interview? At least I know that you both are the height of professionalism.

Nov. 22nd, 2013


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I turned on the television today, and I see young ladies dressed inappropriately, shaking their rear ends and flaunting their flesh. The human body is beautiful, but such acts...cheapen it.

I consider it a symptom of terrible ungodliness.

Nov. 19th, 2013

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Protip: if you have a court date, show up on time or the judge and your lawyer will both be trying to mentally shank you in the kidney. Thanks.

Nov. 14th, 2013


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I can't believe holiday shopping is starting on Thanksgiving night. That's a little too early. Just because one retailer wants to do it, the others have to follow. That doesn't mean it's a good idea. I am not going to fight the crowds to save 50 on a big screen TV.

Nov. 11th, 2013

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Okay, look. We live in California, it is not that cold where you need a damn parka. Are you going to climb Everest after you hit up Jamba Juice? Also: just say no to Uggs. Always.

Hi, OC. I'm Ling Bu, and I just moved home. I missed it here.