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Mar. 14th, 2018


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Why don't ants get sick? Cuz they have little anty-bodies!


Blake

Hey, got a second?

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I love being in class with a bunch of theater nerds. If there is a song for any situation, you can bet someone will bring it up. Case in point, we decided today to debate Henry Higgins’ sexuality with the teacher, because Eliza Doolittle clearly is barking up the wrong tree there. The teacher actually thinks we’re reading things into the musical that aren’t there, but come on. He called himself a “confirmed bachelor” and everyone knows that was code back then for gay. She kept going on about how the time the musical took place wasn’t very accepting… proving our point. Because that’s why they needed to code it.

Eventually one of us decides to be an asshole* and break into “There! Right There!” from Legally Blonde the musical. I kind of feel sorry for my teacher for having to deal with half off the class singing “Is he gay or European?”, at the same time it was very fitting. And we were right.



*I might have been the asshole. Maybe. Possibly.

Feb. 24th, 2018


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So, my boyfriend is in school to be an archeologist. Which is pretty cool and the reason I’ve nicknamed him Indy. (I am still planning on getting you an Indiana Jones costume for graduation, you know.)

This has me a little bit worried though. And reminded me of an entire list about why it’s a bad idea to lick your sciences.

Feb. 17th, 2018


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I find it very strange to overhear so many people saying my name and talking about this movie that has received so much hype. I keep turning my head and then realizing they are talking about me not to me.

I am glad that I seem to be a source of inspiration for the black community, but it still feels exposing to have so much of my life written on comic book pages and now two films. I worry as to what this new one must be about.

Feb. 16th, 2018


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It feels as though it has been a long time since I was last here in California, though I suppose it has been less than a year. Even so, I see lots of new faces on this network and not too many familiar ones so it would only be right for me to introduce myself again.

I am Captain William Laurence of Her Majesty's Royal British Navy, working in California as a Liaison Officer with the U.S. Navy. I am pleased to make your acquaintance.

Feb. 9th, 2018


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This is the most honest thing I’ve ever seen describing me in the morning. Which makes the fact that Will is the ultimate morning person suck that much more. One day I’m going to figure out how to keep him from getting up at dawn.

Feb. 8th, 2018


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Only the true king could remove the sword from the stone. No one else could. They didn’t have ... arthurization

Feb. 7th, 2018


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Yeeesss! Looks like my dry spell has finally ended! I've finally got myself a super hot new girlfriend, and just in time for Valentine's Day. Hope she's not expecting expensive jewelry for it like the last one. She's a model, and she's gonna be big guys.

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Feb. 3rd, 2018


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Now that this disaster has managed to be averted, I’m going to take it on myself to make a bit of a public service announcement. Do all of us a favor if you get world ending crap from your dreams and don’t store it under your bloody bed! There’s a magic guild in the area that has a place that shit can be stored safely so that it doesn’t get stolen.

Jan. 27th, 2018


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If you know that someone you love is going to die in the dreams - should you tell them before they dream about it?

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My dream self has a lot of adventures. Most while he is stuck as a disembodied soul bonded to a suit of armor. Which is just plain weird.

He can't eat that way, and I wake up sometimes with cravings for foods I have never heard of. I am so glad I have never had to be like that.

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Dreaming of being a giant nonhuman fighter of monsters was shocking at first, but now it is getting... normal, almost. Every week or so, I get a new dream, and it involves either starting a new quest or continuing one form the last week.

I don't and would not, ever, want to be this guy, but he is not so bad of a person... most of the time.

I much prefer my life, though. A whole lot more.

Jan. 26th, 2018


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I guess I should have been paying more attention to everything that the office at our apartment complex was saying about the sale. Apparently part of it involved us losing our contract with the company that supplied trash pickup for the complex since they took the dumpster and now there's just an empty place on the other side of the parking lot where it used to be.

Jan. 24th, 2018


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As someone with an interest in space and a degree in astrophysics, I thought this was pretty damn cool.

Jan. 22nd, 2018


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I adopted a dog, and I'm going to train it to be a service dog for myself. So far, things are going well in the training department. But we've got a long road ahead of us. Especially when he sits there and does things like this.

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Jan. 21st, 2018


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Our girls favorite Christmas gift has to be the one that was waiting here for them at home when we got back to Orange County. It’s a little electric car, except it’s shaped like a princess carriage instead of a jeep the way most kid cars are. I have to call them in from the yard where they’ve been playing with it almost every afternoon for dinner, and it’s hard to get them to come in. You can only extend “Just five more minutes!” so many times, after all.

I haven’t gotten to ride the horse Am’s parents gave me yet, but her quarantine time is almost up, and I’ve been learning on the girls’ horses on the weekends. I can’t wait until I can take my first lesson on Mistfall, though. She’s seriously the sweetest horse I’ve ever met. Not that I’ve met that many, but still. I’m a little less afraid of how big horses are because she’s just so gentle.

Meanwhile I’ve started research for my next book. And hopefully I can get started on it soon.

Jan. 20th, 2018


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It turns out there is a reason my dad didn’t show up in my dream. Not that he showed up in this one either. I had been traveling with Mom on her tours I still can’t believe she’s a country singer in the dreams, and there had been several weird things happen at a few of her concerts. Things exploding, fights breaking out… Mom decided it wasn’t safe for me to go on her tours anymore and that going to summer camp would be a better option for me. I have a feeling a few of you know where this is going.

I’m pretty hopeless at training. I mean, I’m okay with a bow. I might be able to hit the broad side of a barn with one. Forget swords. At least I’ve seemed to make a couple of friends there, a boy named Cecil and a girl named Lou Ellen. And it’s nice to just stay mostly in one place and not sleep on a tour bus. I thought I moved around a lot in my childhood here.

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I had another dream. I’m working as a host in that club to pay off my debt, and they are going to be hosting a dance party. Which I know absolutely nothing about dancing so… that’s fun. One of Tamaki’s regulars comes in and decides that I’m her new favorite, something he doesn’t seem that happy about. But she has offered to teach me how to dance and I’ve been threatened to being demoted back to errand boy if I don’t take her up on it. Mixed signals, Tama, mixed signals. I can’t not steal your client and also steal her?

I’m honestly not sure why she’s coming to the host club to start with, because she seems to have a crush on another boy, and even though she hasn’t told him and they’re still in high school, they’re somehow engaged. I have to be honest, I’m confused both here and in my dreams. Is that a rich person thing or are they just weird? The two of them in particular, I mean?

It turns out that her not-boyfriend is going to college abroad, so we have to get them to admit their feelings for each other before he leaves. Because that’s a normal thing in this school? And for that to work I have to dress up like a girl. And pretend to have a crush on him to get him to admit how he feels where she can listen, or at least to get her to feel jealous and admit how she feels. I’m not really all that enthused with the plan, but I was bribed with sushi. Because I fully admit that my stomach is my weak spot.

She catches us together and runs off, and he runs after her, catching her right at the spotlight dance and they finally admit how they feel. She’s named Queen of the Ball, and she’s supposed to get a kiss on the cheek from Tamaki, only I get roped in as his replacement. After all the makeup is scrubbed off and I’ve changed back into the suit I borrowed. Because it would be really weird for me to “confess my love” to one of them in one disguise and kiss the other on the cheek in the same disguise.

Somehow I get pushed and accidently kiss her on the lips, so my first kiss in the dream world is to someone that’s engaged to someone else.

I just hope they gave me plenty of sushi to make this worth it.

Jan. 17th, 2018


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Just when I thought this state could not get stranger: now the rural portions of California wish to declare independence from it's Urban half and be known as New California.

Jan. 16th, 2018


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It's only a murder of crows if there's probable caws.

Jan. 7th, 2018


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God, these Dreams really piss me off. Just picturing Count D's smug little grin grinds my gears. And he's obviously doing it on purpose. I dreamed that I arrested a pickpocket, and then the Count posted bail for him. The Count claims it was because the guy bought some animal from his shop, but the hell kind of business practice is not only sell animals to homeless pickpockets but to post their goddamn bail when they're caught in the act. And the Chief's one of his customers too. Why???

He's clearly just doing this to get under my skin. Well it's not going to work, you creepy little turd.

Jan. 3rd, 2018


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So I just found my best friend/roommate's credit cards frozen in a block of ice in a bag in the back of the freezer. Before I ask him why they're there, who wants to try and guess what the answer is gonna be?

Jan. 1st, 2018


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A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

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All I want for New Years is people to stay out of my damn lab. If you aren't qualified, go away.

Dec. 12th, 2017


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This is like the WORST WEEK, why am I so unlucky?

I went down to the mall to ask Santa for help with my finals for Christmas, because who doesn't believe in Santa? But he told me I was too old for this, and then this mistletoe appeared?

And... well I kissed a Santa and I think he liked it. I hope that means he's going to grant my wish, I have no idea how that even happened. I'm so going to fail these, guys. Maybe he'll at least put in a good word for me? I really shouldn't have spent so much time playing that free video game but come on, free video game.

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Last night's dream wasn't the best. I asked the Doctor to go and see my dad. And I was stupid and did exactly what he told me not to do and it just caused all sorts of bad situations, but...it was my dad. How could I watch him die?

He passed away the same way he did in real life. These dreams are getting too close to comfort now.

Dec. 11th, 2017


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..There's a woman online claiming she's sleeping with ghosts. I.

What. I believe in plenty of impossible things, but this is just stupid. Good old internet ridiculousness, never change.

Dec. 9th, 2017


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Well - my boyfriend told me that he didn’t want a traditional Menorah when we were talking about getting one for the apartment. What I wasn’t expecting was cut to save friends page but not filtered ) walking in and finding that on our dining room table when I came home from work tonight. I really can’t claim to be all that surprised though, and can’t wait for him to start lighting it.

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I can’t get away from baking even in my dreams. I dreamt about the making the most delicious lemon tarts last night, and I woke up this morning almost able to taste them. I had to stop by the market on the way home just so I could try and recreate them. I’m pretty happy with the results cut to save friends page but not filtered ). I’m not so happy with the fact that I had to let them cool for over an hour while trying to find my camera in my room. I could have sworn I left it on top of my desk and not in the drawer of my nightstand.

Nov. 26th, 2017


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Decorating for Christmas is pretty easy when you never undecorated from Halloween. Nico wanted to keep the Nightmare before Christmas theme, so really we just had to throw in some stockings and a tree. Did you know they made black artificial trees? I had no idea that was something that even existed. After decorating it with some white and black striped ribbon, white ornaments, and a tree topper of Jack as santa, and I'm can see us waking up to that giant stripey snake or attacking jack in the box from the movie.

Meanwhile, our quest of finding grinch themed presents continues. ...I kind of want to keep some of these for ourselves. Or at least get a duplicate.

Nov. 21st, 2017


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IT’S NOT EVEN THANKSGIVING YET. YES it’s close but IT’S STILL A FEW DAYS AWAY. And the next dorm over has been playing “All I want for Christmas is YOOOUUUUU (baby)” on loop for the past week. It’s all I can hear in my head now. Someone. Please. End my pain.

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I’m kind of excited that for once, I get to experience a snowy christmas while actually expecting snow. I think knowing it’s coming and being ready for it will make it five hundred times more enjoyable. Maybe I can build my first snowman this year? See if I can get the girls to help me in a snowball fight?

I’m really nervous about meeting Amycus’ parents, though. Excited, but really nervous. I’ve never gotten to do the whole meet the whole family thing, and I’m not sure how I’m supposed to act.

Nov. 20th, 2017


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It always surprises me a little when people come into the cafe in the middle of the night, on a Sunday or week night and they have clearly been to a bar or club. I know people go clubbing and stuff even during the week, but it makes me wonder if they also have a regular nine to five job or classes and mange to sober up before work or school or what. And if they do have work or school early, when do they sleep?

Nov. 18th, 2017


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Tickets are bought, passports are up to date, all that’s left is waiting for the 24th when Regulus, the girls, and I will be on a plane to visit my parents for six weeks. Hopefully my clients won’t drive the rest of my office too nuts with what they get up to while I’m away and I won’t have to deal with a lot of overseas calls eating into my vacation.

Nov. 16th, 2017


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I got a very odd call from my mum and dad today saying that they wanted to fly from London and experience "an American Thanksgiving." I told them I'd come visit them for Christmas instead. The last thing I want is for Amy and Rory to be here when something happens, because honestly, something always does. And knowing how much my parents are like my dream parents it just seems a terrible idea.

Honestly, how do the rest of you handle that?

Nov. 9th, 2017


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So, this is where there are supposedly answers about

You know, despite being in the area for a few years now since grad school, I'm surprised it took me this long to hear about this website. So besides all this dream talk, what else do people discuss on here?

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Now that we've finally got her settled in, Eren decided to take a picture of Flopsy to send his parents. She's just so cute in it I had to share on here.

My birthday present from my boyfriend and his family Cut to save friends pages but not filtered )

Nov. 8th, 2017


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Citywide message board? Huh, that's kinda neat. Pretty handy and a little on the weird side. This seems more like Iris's thingBut hey. I'm pretty new to the area, in search of decent coffee. Keep in mind here the key word is decent. Starbucks does not make the cut. They only make me sad. And get my name wrong. It's only two syllables. how?

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Finally get the papers signed and my money and I bought an apartment? When did I turn into a boring old man? I should have spent it on a party! A car! Something fun! Who wants to help me make my next purchase and reverse...this?

Oct. 29th, 2017


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So Nico made a bunch of creepy possessed figurines and we hid them around the apartment complex for the kiddos to find. Bring us a figure, get some candy. I think there might be too many for the kids to actually find, though, so I figureine that some people might like to do a little Halloween scavenger hunt too. Come up to [apartment number] at [apartment complex] if you find one. They look about like this if you're not sure if it's our creepy figurines or just a normal creepy figurine.

Oct. 25th, 2017


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Thanks, Dad. I just asked for a costume suggestion for Halloween, since I'm still on crutches from slipping on the freak ice last month.

He suggested just gluing pink feathers on my clothes and going as a flamingo.

Oct. 22nd, 2017


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I'm gonna roll with not dressing up this year as anything and just loading the giant plastic pumpkin with candy this Halloween.

That bucket may or may not be for the trick or treaters. Depends on how quickly they get to my house before the night's over.

#Idonthaveacandyproblem

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Now, I'm not saying the Dreams are real, or even that I'm having them (two weirdass dreams does not make a pattern), but if I never have to see a pack of bunnies chew their way out of their mother's stomach or chew their way through a living human being again it will be way too soon. It was only slightly less disturbing to watch 100,000 rabbits suddenly drop dead en masse.

I need a goddamn drink.

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What is it with you yanks and Halloween, anyway?

Oct. 21st, 2017


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My dreams have been slow. An endless road trip with a reluctant, dying father. I know he's dreaming the same, but I don't know how to talk to him about it. I don't know if he'll start getting sick here too.

I'm just a little girl there, but it feels like I've been going for both of us.

Oct. 20th, 2017


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In my Dreams there are these things called teleportation grenades (my squad calls them Future Cubes, which in my opinion is a more creative name). As the name implies, they teleport things from one point to another instantaneously by using two grenades. Or if you use the alternate setting, you can put a large object -- like a tank -- into a space of holding (for lack of better term) until you need it.

They can technically teleport people too...but it's not a pleasant experience. Unless you like the feeling of your insides being on your outsides and then shoved back in again.


....anyway, I found a set in my living room this morning and may have had a little too much fun teleportation things around the apartment.

Oct. 18th, 2017


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I am going to miss Nico and Sans fighting with the RA over Halloween this year. It was great to watch them add more and more decorations to the hall just to annoy him. I mean, at least at the apartment, we're pretty much free to decorate however we want to, but there's just something satisfying about passive aggressive decorations against a Halloween Grinch.

...I say Halloween Grinch, but he wasn't much better about Christmas.

Oct. 10th, 2017


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Well thanks to my daughters the plan I had to surprise their grandparents when we go to visit after Thanksgiving got ruined. Mum knows now that Regulus and I have been working to make sure he has everything he needs to come with us to visit for the holidays. She’s very excited to finally get to meet him and a part of me is afraid that I’m going to be having to arrange transport for another horse since Laurel mentioned him going on rides with them.

Oct. 3rd, 2017


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I’m pretty sure that this is what’s going to make my boyfriend decide I’m not allowed to do any shopping by myself because I just picked up the things I needed to test this to see if it really works.

Sep. 13th, 2017


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I just found a new role model for my girls to look up to. Admittedly I’m somewhat terrified of a nun with a chainsaw but she saw something that needed to be taken care of and took care of it.