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Nov. 13th, 2019


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So I'm hoping that the extreme strength showed by one of the barbacks tonight out of nowhere, and the aggression he showed towards our other bartender, are just a part of whatever the latest batch of weirdness out here is. I really didn't enjoy having to physically hold him back to keep him from throwing a punch at the guy until I could get him into the office to sit and get his shit together.

[Katherine]

So I might have to head back to Louisiana to bail my little brother out of trouble. I don't know yet. Mom and Dad are still trying to work it out without me. I'll keep you posted. If I do have to leave - you good to keep Fangtasia going until I get back for Eric?

Nov. 9th, 2019


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Dream me if fallen in love with everyone, she really loves love or loves the fact people love her. She's an adorable manipulative psychopath always on the run.

It was a late night with work, you'd think my dreams could have waited a few hours before waking me up.

I need coffee.


[Elena and Jeremy]

Wanna go to see a movie tomorrow?

Nov. 7th, 2019


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This year Frost International will be hosting a benefit for veterans this festive season. We're teaming up with her business partners and a few small businesses to run the event. There will be a silent auction on the night, a four course meal and entertainment following. The event will be held on the 30th November.

Tickets are on sale at the Hilton, where the event will be held, we're still taking on staff for the event and you'd like to apply there's a link on Frost International's website, you can upload your resume there.

Any donors wishing to give something for the auction can contact me directly.

Oct. 22nd, 2019


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I'm off tonight, I want to go out!

I want to go dancing, drinking, just blow off some steam.


Who's going with me?

Oct. 19th, 2019


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Dream me had a momentary mental breakdown but she's good now. We've got a goal of following a set of coordinates to find something that's supposed to stop a war and I woke up as we were retrofitting a prototype called a Quinjet to be spaceworthy.

More importantly I woke up with this sitting on my chest purring at me. Say hello to Goose.

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Oct. 10th, 2019


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You know your dating life is going bad when the kids try to set you up with their tutor.

Actually I'm pretty sure they were trying to punish me for something, or are just really bored.

Oct. 9th, 2019


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Seriously?

I was stumbling out of bed to get to my kitchen for coffee and ran right into a jukebox. YES, A JUKEBOX. Why? Because I had a dream about a bar/restaurant we frequent in our dreams and apparently I needed the jukebox from it in my apartment.

It couldn't wait until after I move into a new place? tghtwrjga. It's too early for this shit.

[Private to Reid]
Apologizing in advance to you for yelling at you in the dreams.

Sep. 16th, 2019


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Glad as I am to have my strength back - I really could have lived without the heightened sense of smell coming back. How in a week did I forget how disgusting that tea blend my neighbor makes every damn day smells?

[Katherine]
Gonna need you to help me stay on top of things tonight - I'm still adjusting to having everything back. Distractions are definitely a problem for me.

[Stiles]
If your boyfriend comes in tonight I'm putting him on phone babysitting. I'm delegating every distraction I can until I get used to my senses again.

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Lets talk about the undergarments of the 1800's.

Slimming as ever, but hurt like a hell.

No wonder woman broke ribs, fainted, or their body changed to adjust.

Sep. 15th, 2019


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It's just your usual Sunday. Get coffee and breakfast for your girlfriend, settle into the living room to put together some IKEA. She's not shapeshifting into random animals, it's a great time to put together her new wardrobe.

Then you get completely flustered in 20 minutes and nearly set everything on fire. Like you do. Yup, typical Sunday for The Avatar.

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I walked into Olivia room this morning to find her stuff bear in the corner.


He was in time out for robbing a bank this morning.


I'm not crying from laughter.

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Shapeshifting was fun but I'm kinda glad that's over. It didn't feel.... right.

Sep. 9th, 2019


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What the hell is going on this time? I woke up to my hair turning white and I'm pale, like, really, really pale. Food also tastes petty blah to me. I don't like this...

Aug. 12th, 2019


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I've got a challenge for you!

First person to beat me at the Future Industries Race Track this Friday gets the car I'm using for the race. It's our latest model electric speedster. More power than anything Tesla has on the market; and longer range, too!

Also the CEO isn't an asshole. ;)

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What day is it? It's Monday? Good lord. That's the problem with fantastic weekends. Not that I remember much, but that's typically a sign of a very good time.

Anyway. Happy Monday, everyone. I'm going back to bed.

Aug. 8th, 2019


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Some of my other memories are becoming more clear. I'm not an alien, I'm human, and I'm pretty sure the Kree kidnapped me and brainwashed me into fighting their war.

Woke up to a box of my personal effects. Maria kept them all, even what was left of my dog tags...

I can't tell if she's my best friend or we're married, the memories are a little fuzzy on that, but it was damn nice to see her.

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Only heard about Flemish giants from Eren a little while back, but they're so cool! They're rabbits the size of medium sized dogs.

Let's just pretend he totally spammed tons of Flemish giant bunnies here )

Gotta go to work. Later!

Jul. 23rd, 2019


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As a veteran who fought in Afghanistan, anyone who says they can end the war there in ten days is completely ignorant of the realities of war. War is not simple by any stretch of the imagination. It's hell. Complicated, horrifying hell no matter how you look at it.

Jul. 16th, 2019


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Ya know, my dreams have been done for like, over three years now so I didn't think this was ever gonna be a problem that I'd ever face, but what the hell are you supposed to do when one of your best friends from your dreams shows up and they really fucking hate you here?

Follow up, anyone figure out how to stop 'em from starting the dreams? Because our dreams are fucked.

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First day off in a few days and I don't even know that to do with myself.

Steve was a darling, had a bath ready for me when I got home late last night, had ordered out for dinner. I just fell sleep while on the couch after dinner and he carried me to our bed.

Now I just want to lay here all day while I hear him working on something in the house.


I'm a horrible wife.

Jul. 12th, 2019


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is there a social etiquette rule about telling brothers you haven't seen since you were 17 to go do one? i dislike the timing, it's like the world and dreams and everything just took a dump on life.

where can i get a card that conveys 'stay out of my life, i can't deal with you because my dream wife i've never met just died and yesterday i was the size of a building' without going to an asylum?

Jun. 19th, 2019


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So apparently I need to have a talk with my employees about what I do and don’t want texts about. I know some of them are on here so they can skip the meeting by seeing this, and because they aren’t the ones doing this anyway. Sad when the younger ones got more sense than some of the guys and girls my age. Or hell older even. Those of you who don’t work for me might be able to make use of these guidelines too so here goes:

Do text me:
1)You’re going to be late.
2)You’re sick and not coming in.
3)Family emergency and not coming in.
4)You’re picking up someone’s shift.
5)Someone else is picking up your shift.
6)You can work a weekend/holiday after all.
7)You want extra hours

Don’t text me:
1)You’re horny.
2)You’re high.
3)You want to get high
4)You’d suck a dick to get high - yes that is one I got
5The other manager ‘cussed you out’ - we have audio on our cameras and I do check those recording so I’ll know what got said by both sides
6)That you think one of your coworkers is hot.
7)That you want to borrow money for drugs

[Carol]
Fuck I need a drink right now. You want to join?

[Alex]
So when do they stop being overgrown teenagers and turn into fucking adults with brains of their own that they actually use?

[Davin]
How you settling in?

Jun. 8th, 2019


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Seems a lot of my dreams so far have been about training. First combat, then gun/memory and now a simulations training to see what my team of idiots has learned if anything.

Mitch is smart but gets his emotions in the way it seems. Get your shit together kid before you get killed.

The news showed some shooting, apparently, it was enough to make me pause it on my screen and have the picture of the shooter sent to my phone. Not sure who he is, but I got a bad feeling.

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Had a date last night. Got ruined as soon as he opened his mouth. Real pretty but it was like 'shh don't ruin it.'

Went home with a couple of the waitstaff instead.

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May. 22nd, 2019


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That's the last time I'm going to try to grab a nap in the office when I get there early. If I'm going to have one of these damn Dreams I'd rather have it in my bed. I'm not going to fall off that like I did the couch. As if figuring out that I'm not any better at making smart decisions about where to live there than I am here wasn't enough of a bruise to my pride. As if knowing that shapeshifters are a thing there isn't enough - vampires are real there too and actually come out a couple years before I move to Bon Temps which is really close to one of the main places they're living in the South. At least here I can say that I didn't know about the crazy before moving so that has to count for something right?

May. 19th, 2019


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ooc: spoilers )

May. 18th, 2019


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Use your brains people. You don't like your boss? That's fine. You want to bitch about them? Go right the fuck ahead. I've been there. I've done that. But don't go bitching about me or the day manager to our customers while you're on my clock. That won't get you sent home just for the night. That'll get you sent home and taken off my schedule permanently. I'm not joking. But that assholes loss is someone's opportunity. I'm looking for another bartender or two for mostly nights at Fangtasia. Professional experience preferred and you got to be willing to work some weekends but I try to rotate it among everybody so that no one is stuck working every weekend. Bonus points in the hire you column if you can handle yourself in the event of shit getting bad while I'm back in the office or busy and not able to give a hand.

May. 13th, 2019


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I'd almost forgotten what civilian life was like but now that I'm back it's taking a lot more adjusting than I initially thought it would be but the head doctor over at the VA clinic says that's to be expected.

Doesn't make it any easier though because well no offence doc but unless you've been abroad fighting for your country then you have zero idea what it means to go from that to this.

We're not exactly seeing eye to eye because he wants me to talk and I really don't want to because what good is talking, exactly? Doesn't change anything. Shit still happened, people still died, and I'm still here trying to survive that.

Not always easy but no point bitching about it.

May. 5th, 2019


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I'm going to just go ahead and try to get ahead of as many people as I can who are going to ask this - no margaritas are not half off at Fangtasia in celebration of Cinco de Mayo. Please do not come in and bother my bartenders to give you a discount for the holiday. I really don't want to have to toss anybody out on their ass tonight if I don't have to.

Apr. 28th, 2019


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Even in my Dreams I can't get away from working in bars apparently. Although instead of being a manager for Eric there I own my own place in that little town I moved to. Named Merlotte's because I apparently don't have much more imagination there than I do here.

Apr. 24th, 2019


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And we come to that time of year again where Employees are asking to take the day off for a Marvel movie instead of, you know, doing their job. The number of last-minute "oh, by the way, can I have this day off" requests is insane.

Apr. 8th, 2019


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Hey, it's me again. Your guy, Tony Stark. I have to stick the name on there because everyone on here is always all 'who are you again?'. Seriously, youtube search me, you'll even get videos with my clothes off. If you're into that.

So I need a person. I had a person, but she did such a great job that she got a promotion. Now it's your turn! General you. The person has to be able to handle things like: Kicking one night stands out of my apartment if I end up too busy to see them out, remembering important details like my birth date and my social security number, buying stuff when I need it, procuring me rare art, and being available for random trips to places at that last minute. Plus, I'll probably text you at 3am at least a zillion times. Very importantly, I've been told it's like babysitting. So someone with enough of a spine to tell a guy like me "Tony, No, it's 4am, get pizza at a normal time of night" is uniquely qualified to professionally babysit one Tony Stark.

There's awesome benefits and compensation for being forced to work for such a gigantic asshole as me. Hit me up.

On another note? I'm totally Iron Man, apparently. Like, super hero gig stuff. And Pop Tarts? You're on my naughty list.

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Well, that was a bust. How hard is it to find somewhere decent to rent that has a parking space and doesn't have a dozen flights of stairs?

Three more viewings tomorrow, wish me luck.

[Private: Michael]
Hey, you okay?

Apr. 3rd, 2019


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I'm tipsy at a Denny's, first person to respond I'll buy you a home run and a few rounds at the bar across the street

Mar. 29th, 2019


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I should be glad that the Dreams didn’t force me to live through another shift, my muscles are sore just thinking about it, but could somebody tell me where the hell Bon Temps Louisiana is? I tried to look it up on a map but I couldn’t find it. Not where it’s supposed to be at least.

Mar. 24th, 2019


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Great, so not only is my best friend dead but they think Spider-woman killed him. Because of course they do! And fuck the Daily Bugle for the editor's personal vendetta against me.

I didn't need that kind of pain in my life but there it is.


Just pretend I never said anything

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There's no reason to wake up before noon. Unless it's for breakfast cake. I endorse breakfast cake. It's been a good weekend. Space ice cream, friends, breakfast cake. I'm a very healthy human clearly. Don't you judge me, I see you over there with your muffin that's basically cake anyway.

Thank you all for spending it with me. I guess birthdays aren't satan after all.

Mar. 22nd, 2019


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This is now in my freezer.

There's nothing else in my freezer.

But it's worth it.

Mar. 21st, 2019


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I forgot my own birthday was yesterday. Mom actually remembered, bothered to send me a card. It's the only actual reason I remembered. I don't know what to think about this.

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Who's got two thumbs and almost burned down her Dojo?

THIS girl, that's who.

I think I'm going to need a beer. Or fifty, you guys' idea of good beer alcohol volume is a joke.

Mar. 18th, 2019


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Wasn't in my welcome packet but I decided to check this place out anyway. Seems its where all the cool kids are hanging out, or something.

Mar. 16th, 2019


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As this is St. Patrick’s Day weekend and as a bartender, please drink responsibly. I will not hesitate to kick people out of The Nightcrawler for being drunk and disorderly. And please don’t drink and drive. Hopefully everyone has a safe weekend and Happy St. Patrick’s Day to all who are celebrating, even if you aren’t Irish.

Feb. 25th, 2019


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I should be doing homework for my classes. And instead? I'm watching a grown woman on youtube bathe in a gigantic bag of tea while she answers questions from her fans. What is even my life?

More important question, what is even her life?

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So in my dreams apparently high school theater is so cut-throat that an understudy attempted to drug the lead so she could take over the role. I may have discovered Victoria was trying to drug Rachel's tea so I switched the cups when Victoria wasn't looking and oops she drugged herself. Serves her right for being a stuck up bitch and trying underhanded means of getting the lead role in The Tempest.

I'm now getting annoyed by these stupid dreams because they are literally just like my real life with like, a couple minor changes. No dragons or magic or anything like that. Just the same bullshit I lived through here. What's even the point of these stupid dreams if they're just the same as what I lived through here?

Feb. 24th, 2019


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I'm trying really hard not to be that boss at Fangtasia. But when you show up to bartend for me and you're ass is hanging out of the holes in your shorts ladies? I'm sending you home for the night because I'm not dealing with that headache of you getting offended by the shit some of the guys that come in are going to say.

[Stiles]

I know you're not on the schedule for tomorrow but can you come in for a couple hours to train on the bar? I got a feeling we're going to need somebody to fill in up there more.

Feb. 23rd, 2019


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I really have to say, I thought it was a California thing with all these talk of dreams. More liberal, more hippy dippy, that sort of free love and openness thing.

I can even get along with the surprise room mate for a while.

But this Iron Curtain espionage thing is a little bit out there, even for me.

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It's rather fascinating how the Sith Empire functions. Or rather, does not. The rank and file serve in constant fear of some idiotic order from their so-called superior and there is constant backstabbing and mistreatment. I've made incredible inroads simply by not murdering people when they make a mistake as my peers are wont to do.

It's much more effective to sway them to my side with mercy, to treat them as they ought to be treated. It is the right thing to do, but in the context of the Empire I suppose it is also a matter of my own survival. One must build a power base if they've any hope to survive, let alone thrive.

My dream self has come to the simple conclusion that if the Empire is to survive as well, there must be drastic change. The Republic is at our throats, and we are always watching our backs.

To this end, I have befriended an agent of Imperial Intelligence. A rather attractive Chiss woman, which is a nice bonus.

Entertainingly, I now have my own cult on Nar Shadda, left in the hands of two people I spared to gain their loyalty after I retrieved an artifact there.

There was one other thing of interest on that Hutt-infested planet. What was called an 'infinite' engine. This device could manipulate energy and matter, and create almost anything that was desired. Food. Water. Weapons.


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Feb. 21st, 2019


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Some punk tried to hold up my bar tonight.

Boy is lucky he's still got his hands.

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Second time this month I've had someone throw a brick through my window. I'm not sure why people think that'd scare me. It just pisses me off that I have to keep replacing my window.