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May. 27th, 2014


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Fuck, no. This cannot happen. Seriously. Fuck the OC practical jokes.

I have finals and no time to be my own sub. I also have a hot fiancé in my bed and this does not do it for me. Not at all, so fuck this. I like tits, I don't want them. Let's get that clear. I was not looking forward to waking up missing vital body parts.

May. 4th, 2014


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Possible TW: bite marks, blood.


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I'm so glad that Mum's in the Bahamas this month, otherwise I'd have to explain this to her. Not how you're thinking; she'd be thrilled and want details. I'm also thrilled, but don't want to provide her with them.

Apr. 30th, 2014


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In about a month it'll be a year since I came back here. To some this probably wouldn't seem like a big deal, but after being away for six years, it was a real adjustment being back around my family, but I'm really glad that I did come back. I'd missed so much and couldn't imagine being away again. Not to mention, if I hadn't moved back, I never would have met Sage.

Mar. 17th, 2014

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If anyone tries to pinch me because I'm not wearing green on this ridiculous holiday, I will break your fingers. Yes, I'm from an Irish family, no, I don't give a flying fuck.

[filtered; Finn Mikaelson]

But maybe I am actually wearing green somewhere.

[/end filter]

Mar. 13th, 2014


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If anyone needs me, I'll be sleeping until the 17th is over. Honestly, you lot don't need to disrespect my homeland to get shit-faced; you'll take any excuse.

Mar. 12th, 2014


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Just because I'm a feminist doesn't make me a lesbian, or a man hater. Just because I turned you down doesn't make me either, either. Stupidity, now that's something I hate. Come up with a much more clever insult and maybe I'll raise you from pond scum to something with a few more braincells. Like a tadpole.

And then, after all that you have the bright idea to touch me.

One day out without someone thinking I want them in my personal space, that's all I ask.

Feb. 24th, 2014

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How soon is too soon to take your boyfriend to a sex shop?

Jan. 28th, 2014


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The truth will not set you free.

Now how to get through work with the monster hang over.

Jan. 27th, 2014


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I clearly didn't get enough of my sister and Natalia at the BBQ we last last week, so I drove by to visit two of my favorite girls and spend time with them for the day. I brought Natty some candy and a giant stuffed Unicorn. ...Hey, at least it didn't make noise or glow or light up, Bekah.

My last semester of college is here and my internship with ESPN is over. In a few weeks I'll find out if they want to take me on as an employee after this semester ends. Fingers crossed.

Anyone up for a Disney trip this weekend? Lenakins? Damon? Stefan? Bekah? Finn? Sagey?

Jan. 19th, 2014

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If I never heard another Katy Perry song, I would be alright with that.

Dec. 29th, 2013


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Had a meeting for a potential photo shoot today and it was going well until they told me they'd like me to lose fifteen pounds. I told them that I prefer not being able to count my ribs and if they want someone who looks like they haven't eaten in weeks then they'd have to find someone else. I refuse to promote an unhealthy look.

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I ask you, where exactly did they expect me to lose fifteen pounds?

Dec. 28th, 2013


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So yesterday I had quite an interesting experience. I had a magical egg extraction. Yes, I know it sounds very odd, but since I could become a vampire at any time, Huck and I decided to have some of my eggs extracted so when we want babies, we just need to find a surrogate if I become all vampy. Anyway, the doctor we went to is really a Warlock and he did it magically instead of with anesthesia so I wasn't the least bit groggy when I woke up and I'm a little sore, but I'm already healing up. I'm off tomorrow though so I can lounge around and get waited on by Huck.

Dec. 27th, 2013

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Still kinda in shock that I got ENGAGED on Christmas Eve. :D Once I get back to school, my friends are going to be going crazy.

Nov. 11th, 2013


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So as I'm walking around my class today, I realize that I have very little brain to mouth filter, and I'm spewing nothing but the truth like word vomit.

Now as I'm spewing my guts out, I'm just going to say that the prospect of death is not making me very happy. Really, does anyone want to wake up after a night of dreams to a non-beating heart. I don't want to die. I'm not afraid of it. I mean some of the immortality shit is very cool, but the trade offs are pretty high.

I guess it's like a karmic fuck you, that this is all happening when my life is going well.

Nov. 10th, 2013


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Outta curiosity. Ain't nobody here named Sage, is there?

Nov. 8th, 2013

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So, are there any ladies out there that would be interested in joining a roller derby team?

Oct. 31st, 2013


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Being unable to talk or make any noise at all has been very disconcerting. Considering my job consists of me talking, I've had to call out or should I say, I had to text my boss, which I think I unprofessional, but there was nothing I could do about it.

Oct. 27th, 2013

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Well, my liquor cabinet is prepared for Halloween. Should be a good night without going out to deal with the population.

Oct. 23rd, 2013

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Usually I'm not really into this whole...social media sort of thing, but I thought I would give it a try and broaden my horizons. I suppose an introduction is the best start. I'm Sage. I enjoy sex stiff drinks, boxing, and roller derby when I'm not dealing with customers in the retail world. I'm sure a lot of you know what I mean.