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Sep. 7th, 2017


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There is like so much stuff going on and not enough liquor to deal with it, not that I even need the hangover anyway. Anyone in the market for a box containing a human heart?

Also ummm. I'm just curious if there are any other werewolves out there. If you want to respond privately, I understand. But I would like to talk if you wouldn't mind. If you're out there.

Thanks.

Aug. 10th, 2017


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Something tells me I'm going to regret this--

I'm Geralt. No, that's not a misspelling of Gerald.

That's it.

Aug. 7th, 2017


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Look how shiny it is!

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This is my car. Like, my dream car that actually became my car. Here. I have a car. It just appeared in the lot behind the B&B this morning, which is great, because I didn't have to take the bus to work today.

I mean, we're all under some curse because the Evil Queen is evil, and are stuck on this Groundhog Day loop (or were, until the new sheriff came to town - that's so country western) and I'm a waitress with this tacky uniform that is barely even clothing, but I have a car.

Just wanted to share that.



Things will probably get worse, because how could it not, in a cursed town? But I'll just be over here not thinking about it.

Aug. 5th, 2017


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This dream installment involved Roman Godfrey in a fucking coma like the fucking asshole he is. Letha's worried about him. I think even I'm worried about him. Even if he is a fucking son of a bitch that would do better to be shoved down a well.

So during this time I had probably the most awkward dinner with Letha's parents in the history of awkward dinners. They had a fight right in the middle of it and her mom left. Then her dad offered me alcohol, which apparently wasn't a test.

When I was at school, the next day, a group of idiots decided to get on my case about the full moon and really, it's a bad idea to insult someone's mother. I can deal with being called a gypsy piece of shit, but when you go after my mom, that's where it ends. And I woke up with bruised ribs, a cut on my head, and a split lip. Fucking bullshit. The weirdest fucking part is that Roman's mom was the one that took me home and tried to make sure that I was safe. She even had me stay at her house. Fucking weird ass bullshit.

And then I decided to be fucking insane and freak out at Letha, because that's going to help things

I have a headache and this dream stuff is fucking weird as shit.

Jul. 29th, 2017


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Apparently in order to find the otter, we have to go visit this guy Manchas, who was driving the car when Emmett Otterton went crazy. He lives in the Rainforest District and is a Jaguar. I don't ask too many questions about these things. I just go with it.

So we go to talk to him and the otter fucked his face up pretty bad. Or at least his right eye. I don't know what kind of shit an otter's got to go through to do that, but it had to be something serious. The best part of this story? Well, I convinced him to let us in so we could talk to him about the "Night Howlers" whatever those are. So he goes to let us in and then suddenly he goes just about as crazy as the otter must have gone, because he's trying to kill us. Basically, we're about two seconds from being dead if we don't think of something, so what do we do? Actually manage to think of something. Go team or whatever. This involves a lot of running and a lot of rain and trees. We almost escaped when Carrots nearly fell to her death. I think I actually care. Ugh. That's annoying So I distract the dangerous jaguar while she gets up and then cuffs him to a post. Once that's happened, we go to escape, only to have me nearly die and Carrots saved me...even if she did eventually get us both trapped in vines by the end of it.

Then the police, show up. Obviously. Supposed to be a good thing. Only of course it's not. The Chief's an asshole, which is no surprise. She tries to explain what happened and he doesn't believe her. So he demands her badge because you can't believe a fox. Surprise surprise, folks. Not a trustworthy witness. So naturally I told the guy to fuck off and reminded the Chief that we still had ten hours to find the missing otter. Seriously, fuck that guy and the rest of them. And this is the shit I face, only the shit I faced was 'you can't trust a criminal' more than 'you can't trust a fox'

Jul. 17th, 2017


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Hello, everyone! My name is Grog Strongjaw, artist and writer of Guardians of Law, and student at The University of California, Irvine. I found this website randomly, but it looks fun. Seems like this is the place to be.

What sort of thing does everyone think is the best feature of Orange County?

Jul. 10th, 2017


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All right. So it turns out Mr. Big is an arctic shrew? There's that. Annnnd we almost died, but his daughter showed up and got upset since it was her wedding and he'd promised not to ice anyone on her wedding. Turns out Carrots saved her life or something, so the skunk rug incident was forgotten and we were invited to the wedding.

Mr. Big told us that in order to find out what happened to the otter, we had to go find the driver from that night. Manchas. He's in the Rainforest District. So I guess that answers one question and makes even more questions.

Jul. 2nd, 2017


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Hi network! I'm Ruby and I'm new - not new to the area, but new to this website. In fact, I actually help out with Granny's Bed & Breakfast here in Newport Beach, mere steps from the beach, and consider this my first and official plug for our place! It's cozy and fun could use a bathroom remodel and some more modern furniture but whatever, and we cook everything fresh and in-house. Lately we've been barbecuing in the garden with guests!

So come on by if you're looking for a quiet getaway, or even a romantic getaway with that special someone.

And as for moi (because you're just so curious, right?), I'm from BC Canada and am looking to study Criminal Justice soon, once I save up the money because this student loan thing you guys have going on in the States is killer. Right now I take the gen eds at Coastline Community College. I've been so busy helping with the B&B I haven't explored much, and this county's definitely bigger than my village back home. What cute person or persons want to make recommendations for things to do? Don't all jump at once now!

Jun. 6th, 2015


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I guess this is sort of an open call or whatever, because my Buyer officially moved away - baby birds leaving the nest and all that, but I am in the market for a new one if there's anyone out there in need of a job. Basically, as a Buyer, you'd be researching shoes, purchasing shoes, analyzing fashion trends, and traveling a lot to fashion shows and expos to keep an eye out for the change in trends and styles. Sometimes helping out in the store too, when necessary, like working with customers and making displays. I also need more general help around the store anyway, but hey. Requirements: Must love shoes.

The good news is that I've started my wedding planning binder and already have a ton of magazine clippings in there. I've also made a timeline (average wedding planning time is 16 months) and have begun working out a budget. Venue, bands, photographers, flowers, caterers - I've got a checklist, this will happen.

Though I never understood why people get so Bridezilla about things. I mean, I say that now but check back with me later, I might be more sympathetic.

May. 14th, 2015


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I had another dream tonight. My brother was talking to some professor guy about a compass, some guy named Rheticus and teleoprtation. I'm beginning to think my dream self is in some fucked up Twilight Zone episode. Its just so weird.

Schools almost done. I have my graphic design show on Saturday and then I'm pretty much home free. Pretty exciting stuff and there shall be much celebration. And if anyone is interested in seeing the show its at 5pm at UC Long Beach campus. Some of the pieces everyone put together are pretty awesome!

In other boring news it looks like my roommate is going to be moving out. Which means ill have to start looking for another one. Its crazy how hard it can be to find someone to live with that you don't end up wanting to murder.

May. 13th, 2015


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Date #1 ended with someone choking, then promptly dying on our dinner table. And actual dinner.

Date #2 involved avoiding the general public and eating at the beach, except I've unknowingly developed an allergic reaction to mangos and ended up hospitalized. Briefly.

I don't know whether to be mad or actually be impressed by my spree of unfortunate events, but that urge to shoot something still remains.

May. 5th, 2015


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I need all my friends who want me to make wedding attire for them to come by Shoegasm so I can measure you. This means you: Ruby, Neal, Pepper, Tony. Am I missing anyone? Are there more engaged folk on here who want a custom bridal gown or tuxedo?

I do shoes, too. Boy, do I do shoes.

Apr. 28th, 2015


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So many weddings! So many weddings coming up I can hardly stand it! I love designing for weddings.

If you're getting married and need anything from veils to shoes, I'm your girl. Rarity Designs. Go check out my Etsy Shop!

And congratulations to everyone who's expressing their love and devotion in such a way!

Apr. 19th, 2015


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A panic attack is not the ideal way to wake up. It's times like this that I wish David were here.

Apr. 4th, 2015


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Is there a Ruby Lucas on the network?

Because, hi, I'm Astrid, and your fiance woke up in my boyfriend's body and do you know where, by any chance, said boyfriend is?

Most awkward morning ever.

Feb. 25th, 2015


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Is it too early to start planning the after party? Rogue's got moonshine in the works, will most likely cook for an entire army, and we can celebrate no one we liked died. This entire thing is worthy of alcohol indulgence. Probably won't take place for a week or two, but hey! Enough time to make it awesome.

Do us a favor, OC. Try not to lose your shit so we can enjoy some downtime, got it? I will put a goddamn hole in you otherwise.

Now, I usually don't mix candy with alcohol - blech - but I'm going to get my hands on these. Booze filled chocolates. This can either be really good or really gross, but I'm all for trying things at least once.

Feb. 12th, 2015


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I had a strange dream about an enormous black dragon. It was so terrifying that I was forced out of sleep. I am having trouble forgetting this dream and that bothers me more.

Feb. 11th, 2015


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And here I thought Orange County was gonna be boring compare to New York.

Jan. 30th, 2015


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I visited your famous Pinks Hot Dogs and meh. Unimpressed. I'd go for a Dirty Water dog any day of the week over this wannabe. I miss the food the most about New York I think.

Jan. 21st, 2015


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I just came home to find my bow and arrows from the Enchanted Forest dreams. I'm kind of really excited about this. I haven't done anything with them yet, cause I don't want to accidently break any appliances like a certain Prince Charming did when he got his sword, but I'm looking forward to seeing if I just know how to use them or if I need to learn.

Jan. 17th, 2015


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After a conversation recently with my Prodigal Brother I've decided to upgrade my living situation. This network has been quite useful in the past. I'm wondering if it can help me find a trustworthy real estate agent?

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IT'S COMPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETE!

Jan. 9th, 2015


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Oh my God. Hundreds of festival guests getting caught in sticky resin on the steps of the palace is incredibly funny in retrospect. But seriously? I don't know what Dream-Me was thinking. He was just so desperate At least it sort of worked, even if it made a disaster of a mess. He got a clue. A shoe.

Jan. 4th, 2015


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This time last year I'd just gotten engaged. How strange is that? We've been married since Valentine's Day, but it feels like forever. In a good way, of course! ;) I love my hubby.

That makes Valentine's Day our one year anniversary. I'm gonna have to think of something special to commemorate.

Dec. 13th, 2014


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God, I hate that moment when you go to pour yourself a glass of Egg Nog, and you realize that someone put it away with like, two tablespoons left in the carton. Grr! Was it me? Did I do it? Or do I have someone else to blame?

In either case, I need more Egg Nog. Stat.

Dec. 10th, 2014


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Thank God I have a secretary who does all the Christmas Shopping for me. Trying to figure out what to get everyone is torture. If it was up to me, everyone would just get money. Or gift cards, or whatever. That's the easiest thing. I hate shopping.

Dec. 1st, 2014


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Last night I dreamt that Hook told us there was still a way back to Storybrooke and that a giant had it. So, Emma, Mulan, Aurora, Hook and I found the beanstalk to the giant and Emma went with Hook while the rest of us kept watch. I ended up talking to Aurora about her trouble sleeping since her sleeping curse, which I was familiar with, having been under my own sleeping curse. I promised to keep watch over her while she slept so that nothing would harm her. After Emma was gone for ten hours, Mulan tried to start cutting down the beanstalk, but I wouldn't allow her to do it. I couldn't lose Emma again, but luckily Emma got back just at that moment. I have no doubt that I would have stopped Mulan, bodily, if I had to.

I'm glad that I haven't had the nightmares that I did in the dreams after the sleeping curse I was under here. Who wants to dream about a red room with no way out that's on fire? Certainly not me.

Nov. 17th, 2014


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Well. We finally made it to Neverland in the dreams. I'm surprised we all got there in one piece, to be perfectly honest. It's not really at all what you'd think it'd be. It's sort of depressing, and a bit terrifying. Like a twisted bedtime story. I'm not really looking forward to what happens while we're there.

[Blocked from Mary Margaret]

I know some people here have magic, from their dreams. I need could really use some help from one of you. I woke up with something from these dreams that I know modern medicine won't cure.

Nov. 5th, 2014

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Got my first taste of way too early Christmas retail music today. I heard it as I was about to enter the building, but the power went out when I did. Even at my house lights are flickering. Remy did you fail to tell me this place was fucking haunted?

Even my laptop is acting up. What the hell is this?

Oct. 23rd, 2014


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A very kind woman in my apartment building told me that if I wanted to make some new friends, that this was the place to find them. Hello, Valarnet. I'm Belle French. I'm twenty-six years old, and I just moved here from Australia. I'm so far just looking for a job, as I've applied to several bookshops and libraries so far, but I'm also looking to meet new people and have new experiences. I came from a very small town back home.

Oct. 1st, 2014


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cut for violent imagery, unfiltered )

Sep. 30th, 2014

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Found myself a nice little penthouse. Except I think my cat is more the owner than I am. I've lost control.. I bet if aliens look down on us from space they probably think the cats are in charge- and really they aren't far from right.

Sep. 14th, 2014


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Oh, God, hangovers suck. I don't even want to know how much I had to drink last night. I don't know how to fix the problem that got me drinking in the first place. And to top it off I had my third Dream last night. While that dream wasn't bad I know something bad is coming up because my sister is having the Dreams as well, but I don't know what or when, just that it will probably be soon, so there's an added dread to the whole thing. And right now I can't talk to her about it. The whole situation sucks.

[Percy]

Please, don't tell Marguerite about last night. Don't tell her about the fact I got wasted or that I'm scared Chauvelin might hurt me or her, okay? And don't do anything that's going to get you hurt. It's my screw-up and I don't need you getting dragged into it any more than I've already dragged you into it. Promise me you won't.

Sep. 6th, 2014

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What the actual fuck is this? Don't go telling me everyone sleeping everywhere is actually normal for O.C.? Why is this happening? Is someone doing this or is it the city?

Sep. 5th, 2014


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Falling asleep in the middle of a job interview...

Yeah. I don't even need to wait to know that I won't be getting that job.

Sep. 3rd, 2014


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There's a beautiful woman on this network missing a cell phone.

Aug. 31st, 2014


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So, this is the network I've been hearing so much about, is it? Hi. I'm Tom. You guys are crazy. But the best kind of crazy. Can't tell you how entertaining reading all this stuff is.

Then again, I have to admit that I've been lurking for a while and haven't commented or posted yet. Go easy on the newbie?

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Things that I have learned since being here.

1. As hilarious as going on an adventure and getting lost with a friend who is also new to the area, always make sure one of you has a map

2. Dreams are still convoluted and I don't see that stopping anytime soon. Or them in general. But I'm recognizing more people and I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing. (For the record? Frosty is a hilarious, but really bad, fake name <3))

3. I may be awesome as a bartender, but I should probably look for a day job as well (Don't worry, Harry, you still have me for bar-tending and whatever else you need, you're not getting rid of me that easily)

[Neal]
I know I didn't come with much and I may love a good surprise, but really? Breaking into my apartment? What exactly am I supposed to do with a red cloak and a sexy diner uniform?

Aug. 26th, 2014

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rIGHT then names Harry Dresden I suck at this technology shit but apparently this is how everyone communicates now a days. I still say you should pick up a damn phone once in a while but that's just my opinion.

I'm the owner of the Blue Beetle New York and Chicago bars. I like long walks on the beach, expensive liquor and trashy science fiction novels. or is this not how its done?

hells bells just kill me now.

Aug. 24th, 2014


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So with all the dream talk on this thing.... disorienting and headaches? Is that how you tell? Because that was

Aug. 20th, 2014


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I have to ask..

Is anyone else.. not having weird dreams?

Or am I the one who's the strange one here?

Aug. 13th, 2014


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New town, new adventure. Hey. I'm Ruby and I'm new to the area. Which was already stated when saying new town. Anyway... What's there to do here for someone wanting to get a feel of the place?

Mar. 29th, 2014


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So..

Thanks to Taco Bell coming out with their breakfast menu I'm tempted to try a few things out at Granny's.

They have a waffle taco, but I'm tempted to see if I could replicate that with a better waffle - perhaps a Belgian waffle - with whatever fixings you want inside of it.

Would anyone actually want to try this?

Mar. 28th, 2014


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So aside from the world being crazy (I've been staying inside as much as possible) and my uncle being a dick (nothing new), I'm having more dreams.

In this one, I got show with a bullet filled with wolfsbane. Which let me tell you, even in a dream? Really, really hurts. Werewolves do not mix well with wolfsbane. Especially when we're shot with it.

So I spent my whole dream slowly dying of blood poisoning and almost had to cut my arm off.

That was fun.

Mar. 23rd, 2014


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I have an addiction to food reality shows.

I've been binge watching a lot of Bar Rescue, Restaurant Impossible, and Mystery Diner.

I'm not completely sure why I have this addiction, but it's just so much fun to watch. I love seeing people start to go a little crazy and I cringe when I see how nasty some of these places are. I really hope Granny's isn't like that at all because I don't think I could stand either of those men coming in here and yelling at me for things. But god, does it make good tv.

Mar. 16th, 2014


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Is anyone hiring? I have customer service experience. I need a change of pace.

Feb. 24th, 2014


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In honor of this craziness being over and everyone who fought against the orcs and trolls or whatever the hell was out there I would like to extend this offer:

FREE MEAL AT GRANNY'S - just mention Valar to your waiter/waitress and your meal will be on the house. It's the least I can do for everyone on this network.

And I just want to say that I am so glad I can go outside once again. I hate being cooped up for too long. My birthday is coming up next week (!!) and I've been trying to come up with some fun ideas of what to do for it, so at least I was able to get some of that accomplished.

But now I have to work extra hard with my new trainer for my new movie role since I ate way too many sweets during this. Stress eating is not okay.

Feb. 14th, 2014


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Feel free to come on down to Granny's if you need a place to take your date. We fancied up the place for the evening and have some special items on the menu. Unfortunately I couldn't convince the staff to sing and dance or something exciting, but whatever! It'll still be a fun night and I won't be there too late tonight. Still not 100% sure if I'll do anything tonight, but I'm almost tempted to head up to the LA area and see what my friends are up to there.

Jan. 31st, 2014


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BEST NEWS EVER. First two rounds at [insert bar here] are on me tonight. Come and find me.