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Jun. 19th, 2015


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I had the most amazing dream last night. I would have thought it was just a normal dream if D and his fucking pets didn't feature in it and if I didn't wake up with that feeling you get after them. But at least one version of me has now had a woman actually say "I was born into this world to pleasure you" to me.

And then I woke up with a fucking giant spider destroying the county. This is exactly the kind of shit D would pull. I bet he's behind this somehow. Thanks, Orange County.

Jun. 18th, 2015


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... You know, if they'd bothered to repair and bring the San Onofre nuclear facility back online after the last big power outage we had here, this probably wouldn't be a problem.

As it is, I get to stare at its empty useless shell on my way to work after cursing thirty blocks of unlit traffic signals. Thank you, State of California! [/sarc]

Jun. 17th, 2015


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Father's day is coming up. Thanks phone for the reminders. I suppose that's progress for me that my only reaction is to shrug and not consider running off to find him and punch him in his stupid face with my shiny new automail. Yay for me. I've grown or something?

My phone is dying and the power isn't staying on long enough to charge it. This is getting annoying.

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My brothers here.

Jun. 16th, 2015


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Ain't just the northwest getting power issues, mine keeps flickering.

Jun. 14th, 2015


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I'm not sure how long I'll be in the area, but I thought of join this place just in case my stay is permanent. I really hope it is. I like it here so much better.

I'm Alphonse but everyone usually just calls me Al. I think my brother Edward may lurk around here sometimes

Jun. 11th, 2015


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I was wandering through a very eclectic store, which is always my favourite kind. They had a section of signs, both metal and neon, that you can hang on your wall or your window, or wherever you wanted to. I almost got the one that said TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT, SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN with a couple bullet dents in it, just because the old south in me was tickled. (A close runner up was TRESPASSERS WILL BE FED TO ALLIGATORS)

In the end, I got this one for the store. Not entirely accurate, but I fell in love with it nonetheless.

May. 23rd, 2015


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Holding down the fort - literally - at Pirates Cove. There are about 300 civilians here.

If you are at Disneyland you can fall back here, if you can get across the lagoon. If you're not, someone get us some air support to get these people out.

May. 19th, 2015


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I've heard the most interesting stories about this network.

I suppose we're meant to introduce ourselves.

Adam Pierson. Scholar, collector, professor of religious studies. Now, what about all of you?

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Right. How many of us are there here then? Dick Grayson, O.C.P.D.

May. 18th, 2015


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Hey, so there's all sorts of freaky shit happening and it sucks out loud so I'm just going to sit here and vape until I fall asleep because while I have wings and powers and shit, it's not for self-defense or anything and I'm tiny. Like, I need a stepstool to get stuff at the grocery store off of the highest shelf.

May. 14th, 2015


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I may have started a prank war with a coworker. I *might* need some help coming up with pranks. Any ideas?

I already wrapped his office supplies in gift wrap. He probably spent the entire morning unwrapping his stapler and paper clips.

...though I'm sure it took more time wrapping than unwrapping.

Apr. 27th, 2015


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I feel like I need to write some sort of Frequently Asked Questions page, just to avoid the rush of But you're blind, why are you on a message board? So let's address a few things that I tend to be asked whenever I venture outside of my bubble.

Are you really blind?
Yes, I really am. You can stop waving your hand in front of my face. I'm No Light Perception (or NLP) blind, which is exactly what it sounds like.

How do you use a computer?
The same way most people do, but with some added software. I have a screen-reading program that reads text to me, and a dictation program that I use to write longer documents. Shorter things, like a quick e-mail, I can type on a normal keyboard, and then have it read back to me to make sure my fingers were on the right keys when I was typing. Peer editing is also very helpful.

How do you watch movies?
I don't, technically. I listen to them, like you would an audio book, but with a buddy to explain the action. I usually like radio plays or just listening to music better, but I hear Netflix is introducing audio narration to some of their shows, so maybe I'll check that out.

Am I missing anything?

Apr. 22nd, 2015


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So this is fucking America. It looks just like I imagined. The people aren't as fat as I thought you'd all be, though, but I had a beer at the airport during my layover and it was fucking terrible. Can someone around here tell me where to get a real beer and none of this watered down shit?

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Guys, I want the weather to stop being gross. :( How am I supposed to have a beach party when it's cloudy all the time?

Apr. 21st, 2015


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Figured it was about time I jumped onto this thing, never been the biggest social media guy. Always kind of felt like it took too much energy, but I suppose that's just ridiculous and really it's because I was scared of the man and him watching my every move.

But I was a Marine, so, suppose that ship sailed a long time ago. Regardless, hello everyone I know and do not know. My name is Anakin.

Apr. 16th, 2015


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Today, on things I can't talk about, but the media somehow can:

Portable Laser Weapons.

Welcome to the future, ladies and gentlemen. Please use your laser-mounted roof rack responsibly.

Apr. 15th, 2015


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Has anyone else covered Onion rings in cheddar cheese, ketchup, sweet relish and spicy mustard? Because it's the most delicious thing I've ever eaten.

Apr. 13th, 2015


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I'm not sure why I'd need to divulge any personal information on here as people seem to be doing.

But in any case this seems like a very avid and reliable source of communication, especially if there is an emergency. Speaking of which, Hello, my name is Cullen and I'll be the new acting Captain of the county's fire department.

Please feel free to contact me for an emergency of any kind that does not involve rescuing cats from trees.

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I just got signed for two new Warner Brothers films. I am so EXCITED!!! I know this is Hollywood, and there are a lot of projects, but there are a million stylists out there. I am just glad to be working on a set again, or will be. It starts in two weeks.

YES!!!!

Apr. 6th, 2015


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The worst part of my weekend was the Cubs losing the first game of the season. It's going to be one of those years again.

Apr. 3rd, 2015


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Just a reminder — this weekend is Easter Weekend. If you were planning to go down to San Diego or Tijuana, you should get an early start. Everyone from Camp Pendleton's heading out this afternoon. The 5 is going to be a parking lot.

And that's if they're not running the border check. If they are, it'll be even worse.

Apr. 2nd, 2015


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So yay...

I got my internet hooked up, immediately began to binge watch missed Let's Plays, Netflix shows, and Game Grumps. and of course got my internet quota of cat memes out of the way.

Secondly, I got my new debit card in the mail (aren't you guys glad I'm here to provide you the exciting bits of my life?), so I immediately used it to go and buy an In 'N Out burger, which has essentially stopped my heart twice now.

Oh, and I have enough things unpacked that you could mistake my apartment for a living area.

Anyway, good to be back on this network thingy here. I was on it years ago, back in the day.... back when Netflix Originals were just a dream, a fledgling beginning, where streaming was just beginning to take off, where dinosaurs roamed the earth, and dragons conquered the skies...

Not really.

Dragons...

So anyway, my name's Peter Parker for those of you who have no idea who I am. I hate long walks on the beach, I am pasty white, and I have a futon in place of a couch at the moment... please don't all flock to me at once.

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Woke up this morning to find out that my dishwasher was still hot. And I turned it off last night after it overheated, no less. Great.

Anyone here who can fix it, or would it be cheaper to get a new one?

Apr. 1st, 2015


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Shoutout to the April Fools!

What is your favorite prank ever? Inquiring minds want to know.

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Nothing like back to back religious holidays to bring out the aggressive bible stalkers. Two tried to follow me home today even after I explained as calmly as I'm able that no amount of preaching was going to sway my lack of belief. They set out to 'save my soul' or some bullshit. I put in headphones and they kept going. Whatever happened to My headphones are in, stop talking now?

Mar. 31st, 2015


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I've been lurking on this forum for two weeks and IT hasn't decided to cut me off, so it probably isn't any threat to national security if I post here.

It's only Tuesday, I have a stack of paperwork so tall it's about to spill off my desk, and I'm bored out of my skull. Someone please tell me there's something more interesting going on outside my office today.