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Aug. 11th, 2012


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Hey! Walking on Sunshine just came on the radio. Haven't heard this one in decades. I love it!

Aug. 10th, 2012


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Oh my god! I have about a million things to do before we leave for Sierra Nevada next week. I don't know how I'm going to get it all done. They haven't figured out that cloning technology yet, have they? Because that would be really useful right about now.

Anyway! Anyone who wants to see me before I leave for the location I'm having a little gathering at the house on Sunday.

Aug. 6th, 2012


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When you've just killed somebody but not really because they were already dead according to a short-arsed lab coat wearing twat

If you suffer from a penile fracture and all your supposedly best friend does is laugh his arse off, it's time to re-evaluate your relationship. Even if he has very attractive hair.

Aug. 5th, 2012

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I dreamed I was some space queen, or something. Queen of Mars.

Aug. 3rd, 2012


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They better let me out of this bed soon. I'm running out of angry birds to play.

And I want a steak. 5 of them, in fact.

2 more days, they say. It might as well be 2 months.

Jul. 27th, 2012


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It just occurred to me that these little fuzzy things would make nice winter gloves or coats. Unless they become a protected species. But I don't think they will.

So, yes, I propose we use these little ones for lining instead of cute little bunny rabbits.

Jul. 24th, 2012


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WHY IS MY APARTMENT FULL OF FUZZY THINGS

Jul. 19th, 2012


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Somebody took it upon themselves to redecorate my bathroom and I don't want to come across as ungrateful. But. I really liked my bathroom the way it was. I really liked the black marble on the floor and walls and the handmade wooden bathtub. It was huge, smooth, polished and comfortable.

Again, it's not that I'm ungrateful and it's not that it looks horrible now. It's just that I find it appalling because it's tinted pink. And what makes it even worse is that I'm the one who's paying all the bills. And I didn't even notice it was being done until it was done.

Somebody tell me again what's so great about being clean and sober?

Jul. 11th, 2012

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How weird is it to wake up from a nap and find a crown on your pillow?

I'm going to go out on a limb and say 'pretty fucking weird'.

Jul. 8th, 2012


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Have you ever noticed how loud it is in an empty house in the middle of the night? You expect the deadly absence of sound but the space is filled with noise instead. The soft humming of machines, water gurgling in the pipes behind the walls, the soft sighs of floorboards stretching, the quiet rustle of carpet fibres relaxing.

Funny how you never hear them during the day, as if they're all playing dead and only dare coming back to life when they won't disturb anyone. They're very considerate, the things in my house.

It's so sad. It's kind of cute.

Jul. 7th, 2012


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Anyone want to go to Disneyland today for free, walk up to the gate and tell them 'Tony Stark is a Boss.'

I will not be there, but I'm filled with love and affection for the human race today for some reason. So enjoy, kiddos.

Jul. 6th, 2012


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What day it is, you ask? One of the loveliest days in the world.

It's International Kissing Day, ladies and gentlemen.

Now, go forth and celebrate it properly.

Jun. 28th, 2012


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...The hell...


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Wbat exactly happened to me Tuesday? I remember the caffeine, and I'd picked up extras like I usually do. But then I started hallucinating and my heart was racing and it HURT about a second,and then I woke up in an ambulance, with some dickhead shouting orders about what to do with me and how only family could hitch a ride with them. I GUESS someone was arguing with them about it, and there's about three guesses as to who that was. No seriously about three people from there would try.

And now I'm mostly stuck in a hospital bed, bored, and being told not to move around too much, and hooked up to this stupid monitor that beeps whenever I try to take it off. I also want this oxygen tube OUT of my nose, and the IV's out of my arm. I hate just about all these things, and that, for some reason, I can't access my remote connection to work via my tablet.

The nurses weren't even that happy about letting me post here. They said if I went to the valarnet, there were bound to be more strippers showing up, and that was bad for my heart. I'm going to be here at least a couple of days stabilizing.

Who'd have thought the thing that I love most could be so deadly?

Jun. 26th, 2012


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  • Married men change their underwear twice as often as single men. (So married men change their underwear twice a day?)

  • The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C. (I don't even want to know.)

  • Slugs have 4 noses. (Makes up for the lack of everything else, I suppose.)

  • You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV. (Who cares?)

  • The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year. (How did they count that?)

  • The bubbles in Guinness beer sink to the bottom - no one knows why. (If you stare at a pint of Guiness long enough to notice that, you're doing it wrong.)


Who said the internet was only for porn?

Jun. 23rd, 2012

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Which would you rather deal with: a stalker, or just a plain old crazy person?

If anyone needs me, I will be hiding on the beach for the next billion years.

Jun. 22nd, 2012


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You're Welcome


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You know that low whistle you make when you're at a loss for words? How would one type that? Wooo? Hooo?

I was up all night. There's lots of stuff out there, on the internet. You know? Stuff you don't even realize. Like this lovely little number I stumbled upon in a darkened corner of the valar network.


Guys. This might be the best thing I have ever seen. I don't know who's been working on it, or if it will ever go to print, but there is no reason to ever buy another calendar ever again.

[.zip file: men of valarnet calendar] )


(ooc: All in good fun! React away! You can treat the images here like photos that were professionally taken, personal photos that were swiped, photoshopped images... Anything you like! I would have made about 100 more, but there are only 12 months this year. So if you don't see a pup you would have liked to seen in this, I'm super sorry. We'll get them next time! Obviously, this wouldn't have worked as well if I hadn't kept it a secret. But you guys like surprises, right?)

Jun. 18th, 2012

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Right. About time I said hello on this thing, in'it? I'd be quite happy just ignoring the world in favour of the beach on a beautiful day like today, but I suppose it won't kill me to make an attempt at being social. My name is Renly Baratheon, and unfortunately I don't have any great incentives to offer in exchange for your attention. I guess I could probably offer painting or drawing instruction, or surfing lessons - not that Orange County is particularly lacking in artists or surf bums.

The short of it is that I've been here for two months, and haven't ventured much farther than my job or the grocery store. Can anyone recommend a good place to grab a pint in Huntington Beach? Bonus points for an authentic pub vibe.

Jun. 15th, 2012


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Oh my god! I just auditioned for a role, I didn't sleep with Natasha Romanoff!

Jun. 10th, 2012


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Robert Baratheon, that is the last time I ever do anything with you. I can't believe I was Disneybanned yesterday. Disneyland is only my favorite place in the entire world and now it's ruined! No annual pass. No amazing hand dipped corn dogs. No space mountain. I will miss you, Indiana Jones. UGH. This is the worst week EVER.

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so i can't ever go back to disneyland

oops

Jun. 5th, 2012


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Oh, you beautiful dreamers and pure hearted souls. Let me tell you about mine.

You know what? Sod that. Let's go to Disneyland before the communists pillage and burn it down. I'm taking you and you and you and you over there.

Saturday, 11am, at the gates. I'll be the one with the mouse ears.

May. 18th, 2012


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Damn you, Ned Stark


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[It's 4am when the voice of reason (Ned Stark) and its little brother (Single Malt Scotch) beat stubbornness into submission. Robert's almost apologetic, almost contrite - enough that lying won't hurt too much. Can't be arsed to set up a filter - couldn't if he wanted to since he doesn't know the women's names.]


Dear Ms Hysteria Tony Stark's Surgeon,

Calling you the worst doctor in the world and a failure over the lack of a TV was uncalled for and unjustified. I meant every word but I'm sorry for insulting you in such a rude and childish manner and I hope you can forgive me.

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Dear Ms Tony Stark's Insane Girlfriend Tony Stark's Partner,

I shouldn't have sent the strippers. An ICU isn't a place for fun when crazy bitches like you are around that kind of thing and I didn't mean to aggravate him or you. It was inappropriate and I'd like to apologise for my arsehole behaviour.

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WHO BOUGHT TONY STARK STRIPPERS?!?!

May. 16th, 2012


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How do you fill the space between 'It's too late to roll around in bed' and 'It's still too early for a drink'?

No TV, please. Tried that and it did not work.

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At this rate I won't be surprised if half the bloody network is sharing the same dream.


[Private to Daenerys Targaryen]
Ms. Targaryen, it's Eddard Stark. I just- I wanted to ask if you happen to be related to Rhaegar Targaryen, or Aerys Targaryen.