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Jun. 3rd, 2017


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Scientists in Britain have the right idea! Developing tests to diagnose sad sheep. I find it's important to follow the news and world events, yes, but I think we all know how depressing that is these days - take the bits of good news where you can get them. Especially after the devastating blow that is the United States withdrawing from the Paris Climate Agreement. Egad, as we say in the laboratory...

But anyway, I do have a point to this post. Are there any telepathic types out there, willing to test a device meant to amplify brainwaves? Nothing painful or intrusive, I assure you - I received the plans and designs to build the device here, the same device in my dreams, which was destroyed after an attack on our facility. But here it would be used to study brainwaves - those who dream versus those who do not. Perhaps there are differences! I hope even the slightest bit of information would help us all better understand the dreaming phenomenon secluded to just Orange County.


private to emma frost )

Apr. 10th, 2017


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I've decided to hire a personal assistant. Any interested parties can forward their resumes and cover letters.

Apr. 6th, 2017


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I'm certainly not complaining, because who could complain about their problems disappearing without a trace.

But it certainly is odd that my dream pregnancy has just... disappeared, presumably to never be spoken of or acknowledged again. These dreams sometimes make me feel as though I'm going mad. Did it even happen, or was it all in my head?

Apr. 4th, 2017


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This year, for April Fool's Day my roommate:

-Replaced the bar of deodorant in its container with cream cheese.
-Covered my soap with clear nail polish.
-Somehow managed to cover every inch of surface space in my room with red solo party cups.
And:
-There is a tray of "candy apples" in the fridge that I am highly suspicious of.


This is the price I pay every year for living with a Kender prankster.

Mar. 21st, 2017


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Okay, okay. Since apparently D says this place isn't entirely full of weirdos (only partially), I guess I'm giving it a shot.

Hi. I'm Peter. I just got into town. Not really sure what else I'm supposed to stay here, but I know it ain't some shit about long walks on the beach. So I guess I'll leave it where it is.

Mar. 13th, 2017


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I'm down to my last case of Thin Mints.

Is it just me, or does Girl Scout Cookie Season end too soon?

Feb. 16th, 2017


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I thought I managed to make it through a holiday without my dad trying to reach me, but no such luck. I got a card from him, must have been delayed in the mail. There was a picture of him cooking searing a deer heart. Maybe he's trying to make me miss the meals he used to cook for me. Since the dreams, it feels more like a threat. It's still hard to separate them from reality sometimes, especially when it comes to him.

At least I still have my cheap chocolate. That's much nicer.

Feb. 8th, 2017


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My dreams just keep getting better and better, especially now that I'm done with all the sad War of the Lance stuff and I'm back hanging out with Flint who had died in my other dreams but is still young and spry and doesn't complain about boats - not that he's been in a boat yet but he also hasn't been capsized by Caramon yet so he has nothing to complain about!!

Anyway, me and this sea elf princess named Selene went to rescue Flint and Tanis who got kidnapped by an evil mage who follows an evil god who's a coin! We saw them talking together - the mage and the coin god, not Flint and Tanis. We were mice! Because we took this potion which means I can turn into any animal that I want which is the BEST THING EVER REALLY. I was a mouse and a fly and a bird and a snake and a spaniel and a troll and a dog again and a crab and you should have seen Flint's face when I turned into a crab and then turned into myself it was hilarious and being a troll sure was fun because unlike here I was never tall in my dreams - not that I was really tall here but at least I used to be kind of normal sized and not just my size now so I had never been as tall as a troll in my dreams though I guess I also haven't been as tall as a troll in real life either.

I wonder if I can find a metamorphasis potion here! Does anyone make one? I would love to become all kinds of animals because there were SO MANY I didn't get to turn into in my dreams before the potion wore off!

Jan. 27th, 2017


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I didn't go home for Christmas in 2015 and I didn't go home for this past Christmas either. When I moved here initially, I didn't have any intention of ever returning home. I've never been particularly close with my family. I'm very different from them. Most of them.

Now, with these Dreams...let's say that the way they ended has made me reconsider this. Perhaps I should go home. Make up for lost time with my brother...make up for things he isn't even aware of. This should be an easy decision to make. So why haven't I booked the ticket yet?

Jan. 15th, 2017


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The new apartment has thicker walls, for which I am grateful. However, it does make me wonder just how loud our next door neighbors much actually be if I can hear them through the walls.

I'll be pleased once football season is over.

Dec. 23rd, 2016


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I've gone back in time in my dreams! I mean, I guess me in my dreams doesn't know it. But before I was dreaming of the War of the Lance and now it's seventeen years earlier and I'm just sixteen and seeing Solace for the first time! And I got to meet my very best friends Flint and Tanis for the first time.

Flint's lucky I'm so patient, because otherwise I would have never stayed around to be his very best friend which I know I become. He was really quite rude when he accused me of stealing his bracelet when all I did was try it on to see if it fit and then go look for him so I could buy it! He just kept yelling and accusing me of being a thief which I'm not thankyouverymuch. But lucky for him, I can already see that he's not so bad. I'm can't wait to watch us become friends! Tanis, of course, is Tanis and he seems perfectly nice already! Well, except that he seemed very sensitive about his ears which are very nice - more like kender ears than elf ears, but if you ask me that's an improvement!

And I woke up to a real life magician's wand when I woke up! Well, I guess not a real one, since the magician was a fraud, but maybe the wand is magical anyway! Thanks for the great Christmas present, dreams!

Dec. 5th, 2016


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Someone living in my apartment building put a pair of pants into one of the community dryers with a pen in the pocket. I assume at any rate. All I know for sure is that now all my dress shirts and trousers have random ink spots and streaks in them. I know for a fact I was not the one who left a pen in a pocket as I actually check my pockets before tossing them in the wash.

I partially blame myself for not paying enough attention as I was doing laundry earlier, but if I happen to find out who the genius is who left a pen in the dryer, I'm turning them into something small and easily squished under a shoe.

Sep. 25th, 2016


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I've been in this apartment for almost a year and for the most part I've gotten used to our colorful neighbors. Or, at least I thought I had. We must have new neighbors upstairs. That or our current upstairs neighbors have taken up a nocturnal lifestyle that involves poorly juggling bowling balls at 3 am.

I'm not sure which is worse, being woken up at o'dark thirty by a scream, or the sound of something heavy being dropped on the floor above at a constant rate.

Aug. 12th, 2016


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Hi, all! My name is Presto and I spotted a few notes about this place in a notebook at UC: Irvine. Thought I would check it out.

I'm a computer engineering student, and I work on campus, and pretty much have a boring life, unless you really like magic tricks, in which case, I know about a billion of those.

Uhm... that's... about it, really. Hi!

Jul. 13th, 2016


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Normally I really like these funny Orange County events, but this one's just annoying. Why's everything so big? I had to stand on a chair to cook breakfast today! I'm lucky my dreams decided to also give me a pair of normal sized clothes so I could actually get dressed.

Also, funerals are kind of the saddest things ever, aren't they? Today really sucks.

[Filtered to Raistlin]

I uh... finally dreamed of Kitiara. Kind of.

Jun. 27th, 2016


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Sixteen years old and being proposed to by a nobleman. I must say, good job teenage dream Kit. She's not particularly keen on the idea of being married, so she hasn't quite accepted yet though I'm not sure if Patric knows what "I'll think about it" means. She is traveling to his homeland of Northern Ergoth to help make her decision however. Living a life of luxury is very tempting.

I can't say I approve of marriage myself, but if you must be wed, it may as well be to the good-looking rich man who has plenty of land to rule over.

Jun. 19th, 2016


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The rhyme and reason to these Dream "gifts" make little sense. I found the red robes I wear in the Dreams hanging on the back of my bedroom door this morning. Part of me is pleased to see them, there is another part that is less so.

Jun. 15th, 2016


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Oh, Andraste's sagging arse, I'm quite over the likes of Thedas. I suppose it was good that I was warned my lover would volunteer to stay behind in the Fade in some act of heroism or some shit like that. Because otherwise, waking up to find the letter from his best friend regarding his death there on the nightstand would be a really bad fucking surprise.

I need a few of Dorian's sparkly balls to take my mind off this.

But the lighter part of it all is that I got a new outfit? One with actual trousers this time, a very grown-up swashbuckling outfit, complete with gigantic pirate hat. I feel about a thousand years old by the time the Inquisition happens, but I look great and am still stabbing people so I suppose that's also a good thing.

Jun. 3rd, 2016


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Anybody need any fucking TruBlood? It's basically synthetic blood that all the vampires in my Dreams are supposed to be drinking. It keeps appearing and I don't have a need for it at the moment.

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Guess who got fucking fangs. FML.

Jun. 2nd, 2016


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My brother and his friend dream of magic, swordplay, and dragons. I, on the other hand, get to dream of being eight years old and watching the midwife deliver my little brothers.

If my dreams consist of nothing but rubbing the feet of newborn children all night, I will scream.

May. 17th, 2016


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I woke up this morning and my ears were pointy! Not elf-pointy, but more like kender pointy! Which is less pointy than an elf, but more pointy than a human's! Isn't that exciting?! And I'm pretty sure I can hear even better now!

May. 2nd, 2016


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There's something quite charming about a place where the first thing you see is an old, very hyperactive friend being stuck inside the body of your grumpy baby brother.

I was hoping for a wild ride, and this certainly seems like the place to find such a thing. I'm Kitiara, and I've just move to town, partly for business, partly to see what was behind Tasslehoff's completely insane stories (though, I'm getting the impression that these stories are based more in truth than any of his others), and partly to embarrass my baby brother, Raistlin. I do have childhood photos of him, and you can lay your eyes on them for a price.

May. 1st, 2016


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Is there really no way of stopping these dreams? I don’t wish to see more.

Apr. 18th, 2016


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Filtered to Magic Users

Is anyone missing an enchanted doll? I saw one while I was at lunch just now at [name of deli] trying to order a sandwich.

One of the stranger things I’ve seen since I’ve been here.

Apr. 5th, 2016


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Living with a Kender prank-happy roommate on April Fool's is not what I would define as fun. It's been four days now and I'm still cautious every time I open my bedroom door.

At least the Dreams have finally given me my spellbook.

Apr. 4th, 2016


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I have no idea what I'm doing on this fucking thing. My boss suggested that if he's going down in burning flames on this thing then I have to join him. And since I like my job - here I fucking am. Seriously though, what the fuck kind of place is this? Why is everyone talking about their dreams? Was there a batch of LSD released in the water supply? You guys really need to get out and get a fucking life. Oh, and you can find your life at Victrola.

Mar. 11th, 2016


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I woke up the other day with a whole head of hair! I've never had this much hair before in my life, but in my dreams I do. It's pretty great, and I sure am glad that my topknot came through here. Even if it does take about six times longer to brush and wash and Raistlin would have been totally right about it clogging the shower drain if I hadn't went to get one of those nifty hair-catching things you put in the drain!


Anyway, the dreams are lucky they've given me this hair, because otherwise I would have been very annoyed at my dream last night. Everyone was having a delegates meeting with all the refuges we rescued from the Dragonarmies, and then Caramon tied me to a chair so he could go find Raistlin. My entire dream was being tied to a chair! And while that was interesting for all of five minutes, it sure got boring after a while.

Mar. 9th, 2016


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I managed to make it through the weather we’ve had this winter – dream related and otherwise - without catching a cold. So I’m a little annoyed that here it is now March, perfectly sunny and tolerable outside, and I’ve developed a cough.

I don’t need this right now. I’m too busy for a cold.

Mar. 1st, 2016


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My dreams decided to give me something finally. Not my spellbook, which I have been very patient for, but a dead lizard.

I'm flattered.

Feb. 18th, 2016


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Today I've done what most young things these days call 'adulting,' which include: paying college tuition for the twins in full, finding a new place that doesn't smell like moldy cheese for my family (minus the uncle who brushes his teeth with cocaine every morning), and buying furniture that is 100% new and has never been contaminated with bed bugs to furnish this aforementioned new abode.

We even got housewarming flowers? Or something. Well, more for my mother. Apparently she has a suitor who I've yet to meet who the fuck even is this man but he sent her an impressive white lily arrangement? I don't know what to think about this. She's my mother, she obviously doesn't have to answer to me but I would still like to know who this bloody bloke is. Apparently she met him online, so if any of you fuckers darling people would like to admit to wooing Leandra Hawke, we'll need to sit down and talk so I can threaten the safety of your balls.

Jan. 28th, 2016


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Well, 'slaying a basilisk' is not how I'd picture spending my time but there you have it. Though granted, I didn't do it on my own. We do make quite the aquatic creature-hunting team, Miss Bo (is it still a team with only two people? Alas).

Point is, there's a dead basilisk on my porch. It's wrapped in a tarp and I need some of the skin but otherwise, it's free to be donated to anyone who wants to study...a mythological sea snake.

Figured I'd try this network first, because you lot are strange and there might be someone who's interested.

Jan. 22nd, 2016


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((OOC: This was supposed to be posted yesterday, but I ran out of time and brain space))

Staying up all night has its benefits. I can add seeing one's roommate stumble out of his room covered in slime and flour to the list. It just might be at the top.

Dec. 30th, 2015


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The good news is that our apartment is back to normal. The bad news: there are gremlins in it.

Gremlins.

If it's not one thing, its another with this place.

Dec. 21st, 2015


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Tas' Christmas adventure, cut for length, viewable to all )


I guess there are some downsides to living here though. Living in a bouncy castle was a lot of fun for a while. Even when I popped my bed it wasn't so bad because the floor is still nice and squishy. But I popped the couch today, and I kind of really miss walking on solid ground. And I miss not needing to worry about accidentally popping a hole in the furniture. I wonder if I popped a wall if the ceiling would fall down. That could be kind of interesting, I guess.

Anyway, does anyone know how I can turn my apartment into an apartment again instead of a big bouncy castle?

Nov. 25th, 2015


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So apparently I have the week off for Thanksgiving courtesy of Stark Industries. Kind of weird, going to a new job for two weeks then getting a week off.

As much as I would like to stay at home and read a newly acquired book, I've been told I need go out and "experience the city".

So, Social Network, what the hell is there around here for fun?

Nov. 15th, 2015


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Well, I wanted to do this last week but our apartment needed a little more work than I expected before we could have guests over, so I guess I have to push this to this week instead!

As some of you know, Raistlin and I just moved into this great county and it's absolutely wonderful! And all of you seem like such great people and we'd really like to get to know all of you, so Raistlin and I are going to have an apartment warming party this Friday and all of you are welcome!

We live at [address] an address someplace but I guess you'll have to ask for it and I always leave the door unlocked so just feel free to start coming by whenever you want! Though preferably not before Friday because I haven't finished decorating yet!

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It's 1:30 am and I'm wide awake because of the noise I heard across the hall. I'm pretty sure the neighbor who lives in that apartment is certifiable. I came home with dinner Friday night and she was out in the hall. I don't know what she was doing out there, but she was babbling about Friday the 13th and the fact that there as a new moon and how doom would follow or something. The new moon was the 11th.

I couldn't get in my apartment fast enough. This place keeps getting weirder. Is this normal?

Nov. 5th, 2015


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No mess is complete without a questionable pregnancy scandal. That's also when you're absolutely sure your dreams have been elevated to a 'soap opera' platform even further, and my general anger towards it has dissipated into apathy. Wonderful. Zelena is a cunt, and I will now be the aunt of Robin Hood's child.

Among other things.

I've also had the pleasure of dealing with this nonsense across the street at night - what the hell were they thinking? I'd hoped the zombies that came to life on their lawn would deter them from putting up more things that make me claw my eyes out, but that's my mistake for putting faith in humanity's taste.

Nov. 4th, 2015


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My roommate made an account for me on this site. Without my knowledge. And now he won't leave me alone until I actually use it.

There. I've used it. Maybe now he'll leave me alone.