Seeking: Somebody to fill +1 role for a social function. One-off deal. Dinner small-talk skills required, should be capable of passing as respectable member of society. Size zero or below need not bother replying.
The new su-chef decided it was a really good idea to break nearly everything possible within her reach. I felt bad for her but she had to go after three nights of causing more problems than not. I told her to come talk to me when she was a little more put together. I put it better to her but I felt really bad for it.
I miss coffee. That's the one thing I'm used to having every morning that I haven't had in what feels like forever. Everything else? I can deal with it. All of it, but give me my damn coffee! I never realized how dependent on it I was until I found out I was pregnant.