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May. 30th, 2013


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Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
But I say neither of those people have watched
the video for Prancercise. )

Oh, yes. Prancercise will suffice.
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A kindergarten student came up to me today, told me he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" I asked him. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT?!?!?!" I yelled, shocked. "You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."

I was about to blame the rap music.

May. 11th, 2013


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I need an Oliphaunt riding song. Help?

Apr. 24th, 2013


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Well, I did it. Or, I guess I should say, the Dream Me did it. Got married. Defeated the evil invasion with the help of some really good friends, and got married to the stallion man of my dreams. Her dreams. Gosh, it's so confusing. And I'm guilty because I love Kurt

It was a really nice wedding, though. And a super fun reception!

And I woke up to find this wedding ring ... nevermind

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Dream me is so fucking naive and kind of annoying. Honestly, I don't think I've ever met someone that naive. I wasn't even that naive when I was really seventeen. I can totally understand why that guy was trying to push me away. Either way, I apparently got his attention, so I guess it paid off.

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...Tank and his ladyfriend made babies again. Look at this ridiculousness.

There's ten of them. Anyone want a teeny baby tortoise?

Apr. 23rd, 2013


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[info]all_knowing
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I know the world is weird and sucky sometimes, but whenever things get really dark and scary, just remember: somewhere in the world there is a hot guy with tattoos and his two dogs who took in an orphaned squirrel and named it Apple Moonbeam.

Things will be okay.

Apr. 21st, 2013


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Free Candy at (Insert Gabe's Address)


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Hey Valarnet.

Weirdest thing in the world just happened to me when I woke up and now I'm passing my windfall on to all of you.

You know the skittles rainbow? That just happened. In my living room.

And it doesn't seem to be ending any time soon. You want some candy? Come on over!

Apr. 20th, 2013

[info]what_went_wrong
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My dreams are just the funniest cutest things ever! They have dragons and griffons and magic. And a whole lotta apples! Mostly I just fly around and watch stuff, but don't really help out much. That's okay, I guess. I'm kind of clumsy for a flying pony.

I WISH I COULD FLY HERE LIKE I DO THERE. :< It would be soooo fun.

Apr. 18th, 2013


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I feel as if I am in need of a hobby. So I appeal to your wisdom, Valarnet - what do you do for fun? I already read many books and practice fighting with daggers.

Apr. 10th, 2013


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It's my birthday Valarnet! And I'm having a party! Stop by Always mention the net and you're in! First drinks on me!

See you all there party people!

Apr. 6th, 2013


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[OMG PRETEND THIS WAS POSTED YESTERDAY.]


[info]princesscadence
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I woke up with a cutie mark. A cutie mark.

Mar. 29th, 2013


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My birthday's on Easter this year. Kinda puts a dampener on any celebration that I might have. Then again, it also makes me feel like everyone's dressing up for my special day.

Also, Rarity's talent for finding Jewels amuses me.
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So these dreams are getting remarkably intense now. Insanely intense. Scarily intense. That's not a proper wording of that phrase, but get over it.

I don't think they're dreams, they feel more like memories, but that's impossible. You see, I have never lived in New York at an age older than early middle school. Some of you people, most of which I have never met before, are actually in them. Even if for only snippets. People I have NEVER met, never heard of, never seen even on this thing; they're in them too, it is impossible.

On a side note, is Snooki basically just one lasagna away from being Garfield?

And Cool Ranch Doritos Locos taco is amazing, you're welcome for this important review. Now pay me, Taco Bell.

Mar. 27th, 2013


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Does anyone want to go out dancing tonight? I figure I'll do that instead of living under my bed like I want to.

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Hey, Rainbow Dash? Sorry I got so competitive in the dreams. The Running of the Leaves is a cool tradition, but I let the race part get to my head.

I'm not very considerate in my dreams, either. The way I treated Rarity when she was makin' me a nice dress? Shameful.

And Pinkie, do you have that same talent of prediction here as you do there?

I had a lot of dreams last night.

Mar. 26th, 2013


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So, bachelor parties. Or specifically, mine.

Before you ask, no, there won't be strippers (unless Thor gets drunk and loses his pants, which I put the odds at 50/50) but I fully intend for it to be an awesome night. Renting out Disneyland for the night, starting at Midnight and going until dawn.

Men, women, whatever. Gender friendly and I am going to personally buy you all mouse ears, all right?

And you will wear them.

This Friday. Be there.

Mar. 25th, 2013

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OH MY GOSH. I finally got my computer back from the shop! It's been a long week without it! But I tripped over the cord and cracked the screen. SO SAD.

But it's better now! And it's starting to feel like Spring, isn't it? SO WONDERFUL.

Mar. 7th, 2013


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Apparently I accidentally kill people in my dreams too. Though it seems like I've gone off the rails.

Guess I'm not that surprised. Looks like I'm a bad guy in my own fucking dreams. How lame is that?

I'm stronger than I used to be. I don't know if that's supposed to make up for something or what.

You know what I'm glad for though? The fact that no one from my dreams have shown up here.

Anyone want to go out and party? I'm done sitting around and moping about shit.

Mar. 3rd, 2013


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I dreamed that I'm a very judgmental pony.

Feb. 28th, 2013


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[info]ladylike
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Now that the Oscar buzz is over and the studio has come back from being a giant opium den it's time to get back to work! I've got a weekend shoot, but that's not really the good news! The network just did a press release so I can finally spill the beans!

Guess who is getting her own spin off show?!

THIS GIRL RIGHT HERE.

Feb. 24th, 2013


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[info]celestialglory
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...Last night, I dreamt I was a pony.

That makes no sense.

Feb. 17th, 2013

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I'm creating a fund for the families and survivors of today's tragedy. Terrible thing, and in times like this one has to help how one can.

Thank you.

Feb. 14th, 2013


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New item in the SRDI gift-shop and mail order catalogue!


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For the month of February, a perfect last minute Valentine's Day gift! 50% off after 2/14/2013!

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update: Surplus CONFETTI FILLED BLAST BUNNYS now only $4.99! (see warning label)

Feb. 7th, 2013

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[info]gigglefit
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And then one day? You look up and realize you actually are an adult.

I'm sorry everyone. I'm not a kid any longer. I have to do things like paperwork, and taxes and eating salad for lunch from now on.

Because I finally realized that it was a good idea to change the toilet paper roll when it's empty.
[info]what_went_wrong
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[info]what_went_wrong
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I want to do something fun!

Who wants to do something fun with me?

Feb. 6th, 2013


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No leads on Michiru. What a pain.

Are police so incompetent? Not all, just the ones working on this case.

Feb. 5th, 2013

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Apparently I go by Spider-Woman. In my dreams, I mean. That's a ripoff.

Also, anyone around here named Doctor Strange? That guy needs a better name.

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So, this Grand Galloping Gala... it's a cool gig, right? Who's with me?

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Man. That Discord guy.

Really, really wish we could've done something better than turning him into a statue.

Feb. 2nd, 2013


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I have to wonder what it is that causes those strange dreams people always talk about on here. It's rather... unusually localised. I suppose I can't blame Diana's theatrics

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Kids these days have the WRONG KIND OF DRAMA!

Well, in their lives! Less relationship drama... MORE RELATIONSHIPS OF CHARACTERS DRAMA AND DEATH AND TRAGEDY AND HEARTBREAK!

JOIN MY THEATRE GROUP OKAY! IT IS DOUBLE FUN THAN ALL OTHER THINGS!

Jan. 30th, 2013


[info]ladylike
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Production on Black Widow is finally starting back up again after that whole virus scare. I really missed working, but spending time at home with my family was really nice. It's kind of been an insane last couple of weeks, both the good and bad kind. I'm honestly just looking forward to getting back to some kind of normalcy in my life.

[Filtered to Gandalf]
What's up, old man? I haven't seen you around in forever! I miss your beard!

Jan. 28th, 2013


[info]smilesmilesmile
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Does anyone else get kind of down in the winter? Even when it's in somewhere super duper nice like California but you get sad anyway because it's not as sunny and people are staying inside and you really want to go and do stuff but you can't because if you go to the beach right now it's pretty much the WORST IDEA EVER but you try anyway and it doesn't work so you go home and wonder when it's ever gonna be sunny again?

Or is that just me?
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filtered from Alex and Scott Summers

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Okay, so if you were taking someone you're not dating out on a date in a still really not rebuilt San Francisco, where would you go? I think a picnic is out of the question, but maybe some of the piers are okay? It's not like it's my first date or anything, but I'd like to do something awesome, to make up for ruining the last time we went out.

Jan. 4th, 2013


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Best tea party ever.

Jan. 2nd, 2013


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[info]toitshour
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Threesomes are sort of like communism: great in theory, not so much in practice.
[info]what_went_wrong
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MR. SPOCK!!!! )

Mr. Spock is the best pet I have ever had!
I have not given him any orange juice!

Dec. 29th, 2012

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Mm. Everyone ought to celebrate the holidays on Catalina Island. Well, not everyone, because then there wouldn't be room for me. But turkey and all the trimmings, plus this view? I'd say that's a happy Christmas. I got invited by a mate and a good time was had by all.

How did everyone else's holidays go?

Dec. 28th, 2012

[info]what_went_wrong
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I have heard SO MUCH about the internet community here, but just haven't had a computer for long enough to check it out for myself! I'm afraid I need to set a rule for myself to not have any liquid things near my computer.

Even now, it's a bit sticky.

Do you think orange juice will be okay on this?

It's a good thing I don't use the side buttons too much!

Dec. 15th, 2012


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I've never been able to complete a gingerbread house without eating all the candy first.

Nov. 23rd, 2012


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Black marketFriday purchases acquired. Torpedoes, rockets, grenades, ammunitionA brand new chimichanga maker!

I'm ready for the long dark winter.

[Locked to Scott]

I need a place to store some torpedoes.

Nov. 20th, 2012


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WHO WANTS TO LINE FOR BLACK FRIDAY WITH ME AFTER STUFFING THEIR FACES?!

Wade, you're already going.

Nov. 14th, 2012


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I know it's early... But I need help putting up my tree.

Anyone know of anyone that's close by so that it's not a bother to them that can help?

If not, I completely understand.

Nov. 12th, 2012

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Ugh, it is way too early for Christmas shopping sales on telly all the time. There's already a few commercials driving me up the wall.

So, what's a good pet for a single girl in a teeny apartment? I was thinking maybe a hamster or something.

Nov. 11th, 2012


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...I have that Giggle at the Ghosties song really stuck in my head and it kinda sucks. No offense, Pinkie, but...

It's kinda hard to focus on running when it's all you can think.

Nov. 5th, 2012


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One Week Till Surgery


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I'm told writing can be therapeutic. Sounds like a load of bollocks to me, but doctor's orders so I'll buy into it for now.

Since my dominate arm will be out of commission for nearly a month following next week's surgery, I've decided to take up a blog. I can peck out the keys well enough with a finger but I can't write with my left hand to save my life. Actually, come to mention it, I can't do anything with my left except stop a football but there wont be any of that for a while yet. And apparently, my musings need to be legible so I can "reread and reflect". Mental and physical therapy together for the next six months. That's a long time to discover untapped left-armed potentials.

If all goes according to plan, I should be back on the pitch by the start of next season. Mid, if there are PT setbacks. I can't bring myself to think on any other scenario, but Dr. Snell says anything is possible.

Dr. Andrews, the madman with the scalpel, has explained as much to me about the surgery as I care to know. The shoulder isn't like a knee. There's 360 degrees of rotation in a shoulder, only 90 in a knee. And in my shoulder, there's no articular cartilage left. Biceps tendon's detached from the bone. Three separate pieces just ripped clean off. And that doesn't include the scar tissue from the bodged surgery in London, or the atrophied muscles. Dr. Andrews says he's going to try and repair my collar bone in the process, but it's secondary to the joint. Honestly, I'm surprised the club is willing to sponsor this sort of rehabilitation. The odds aren't in my favour.

But I'm determined to stay positive! Hope Solo could handle it, the minx. Why not me?

So on that note...

Hello blog. This is Oliver Wood, documenting the road to recovery. Doctor's orders.

Oct. 26th, 2012


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If you come to my show tonight, you're in for a biiiiiiiiiiig surprise!

Oct. 20th, 2012


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Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.

I'm not pregnant. I'm just getting fat!

Oct. 16th, 2012


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I'm kind of jealous of you guys, you all dream of being awesome things. I dream of doofy stuff.

and it feels really real and I wish it was sometimes