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Jul. 27th, 2016


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I don't want to dream anymore.

Jul. 17th, 2016


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Attack of the Dreams have happened again.

Blossom and I were fighting about...well. Everything. We even used our laser powers against each other, which makes all of our past real fights look completely sane. Then Bubbles stuffed octopus became gigantic and started destroying the city and took Bubbles as a hostage. We stopped fighting, saved our sister and Octi was defeated.

I'm starting to wonder why people live in Townsville.

Jun. 22nd, 2016


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Working out lately has been kind of a breeze...no real downside to that. I've been getting some amazing shots of the city that I might post up for the hell of it.

I think...I dunno, maybe I should talk to someone about this. I found a set of two steel based components on my nightstand a few nights ago. Ignored them really, then once I took them apart and realized that they were two trigger mechanisms I managed to find the pieces I needed around town and in scraps and fixed the Spinneret mechanism witch had a teflon turbine that this shear-thinning liquid came from and it reminded me a lot of the webbing that I have naturally...was this. Was this what I used as a kid?

It's so confusing but I got them working, I just don't know what to do with them, it's not like I need them. This isn't any technology I'm used to seeing, this is like some shit out of Stark Industries or something. I dunno, it's crazy.

Anyway, I need to get the hell out of my apartment and do something. This network is probably my best chance, who wants to go grab some french fries, or coffee, or whatever?

Jun. 15th, 2016


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I still don't understand so much about why things from my dreams are carrying over into my life. It was already complicated, I really didn't need all the things that come along with this new...part of it I guess.

Superhero's aren't real. I still don't believe in them and I don't care who wants to prove me wrong. I've dreamed about blind guys fighting masses of people, teams and groups of mutants or Gods from other planets taking on the weirdest things I could imagine. I was friends, am friends with a lizard. My mentor is the cockiest but also one of the smartest sons of bitches I've ever met...and has his own Tower to prove it. Doesn't mean any of it should mean something to me.

I've learned I can do things. Weird things. Amazing things. I still have bills to pay. I still have myself to worry about. I'm not cut out for whatever else these dreams think I should be doing.

May. 26th, 2016


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So... Apparently someone I know is this Spider-Man dude. And he dies in my dreams, so I take over the role... What kind of nonsense is that? I'm no super-hero

May. 19th, 2016


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Daredevil?

May. 17th, 2016


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So....somebody called the cops, I think? I..yeah, someone called the cops. I was sleep walking I guess? I'm not really sure how it happened but I'm stuck.

Stuck as in I literally can't move from where I am. Pretty sure I've been here since last night, and I had to send this with the help of Siri because I'm pretty sure if I try to move I'm going to fall from the side of my building...

I can't even explain how I'm still holding on, there's nothing to hold on to. But uhh...yeah if someone could make the cops just go away. That'd be great? Kate? Vanessa? I...ugh. Gwen Somebody? Do people maybe know how well superglue works? That's the only thing I can think of.

Apr. 21st, 2016


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So I get it, these things aren't going to go anywhere. There's a costume now, it's kinda patriotic but then not in a way as well. Blue and red, and a mask? Like I have to hide who I am, or what I'm doing. I'm actually doing things now, I'm....helping people. Friendly neighborhood spider-man.

I had a conversation a few days about something like this, about it not just being dreams. I still don't believe that any of this could be possible. Yeah, I'm good at photography, so happens to be my high school self in the dreams. Ok so I have amazing balance, and am quick. I ran track though, and I dunno, but it doesn't mean anything.

Things just keep getting more and more strange, and I really want that cheesecake.

Apr. 12th, 2016


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I'm seriously starting to consider professional help to really be the only end to this. I'm tired of dreaming, I'm tired of hearing about dreams and the weird things happening to people because they are dreaming. I don't need this in my life right now, I woke up this morning and realized I made a damn cork board of the ridiculous and freakish facts that I've been dreaming. These things aren't real, they didn't happen, they won't ever happen and it's not stress I need added on to my life.

Maybe self-medicating again will help

Mar. 28th, 2016


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Hey, so my name is Percy. Percy Jackson and I'm new here. I found a link to this place on Tumblr and thought I'd check it out. Figured, what could it hurt, right? So is everyone here from Orange County? I mean, how do they know if you're here or in another country? Know what I mean?

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Um... Hello...

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Swimming on an unfortunately non-nude beach is not nearly as much fun as it is work. I will say the bikini babes almost make it worth it.

Almost.

Mar. 21st, 2016


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They're back...

Why the hell would I ever thing it would be a good idea to try and wrestle a professional? Why would I...wear a mask? This small child version of me isn't as smart as I'd hoped at all.

Mar. 16th, 2016


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I feel like things are finally just getting back to normal again. I have a possible job lined up, so I can start to pay off some of those piling debts bills. The dreams feel like they've subsided now, haven't had anything weird happen in well over a week. Maybe two now. Just this looming sense of depression and a bottle of Jack can fix that most days anyway.

Maybe I'm not losing my mind after all.

Mar. 3rd, 2016


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I really, really, really wish I was old enough to drink.

Feb. 29th, 2016


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Well at least, last nights dream wasn't anything crazy.

[Private to Peter]
Dreamed of you again lol. Apparently in my dream you were my best-friend. So obviously we have to make this come true lol

Feb. 27th, 2016


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So I finally get a night to pass out before the sun comes up and then I get a trippy dream? Maybe I should lay off all the girl scout cookies.

What do they put in those things?

Feb. 25th, 2016


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Urrgh, Unnngh!

What time is it?! I really need to figure out a better sleep pattern, and you know maybe set up an alarm on my phone for the right time. Need food. Dying. Dry mouth. Water.

The days already half over but it still sucks.

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I hate it when I make nachos and all the cheese clumps together and some chips are completely empty while others are drowning in cheese. ...though, there's nothing really wrong with chips drowning in cheese, I was just hoping for more consistency from one chip to the next? If only I'd learned to cook from my mom before

I'll have to swing by the cafe on campus on my way back to class to find something else to eat.

Jan. 9th, 2016


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I spent waaaay too much money on all of the Steam things. KOTOR, KOTOR II, ... okay the entire SW collection... and then the Jackbox Party Pack.... and then... other things. Listen, I have a problem okay? I know I do. It's sad and pathetic, and I'm totally cool with it. So much SW though, so much. Fucking thing didn't work right away on my computer though, so I had to adjust a bunch of the god damned settings. That was annoying.

Stupid thing.

I hate things.

Yet I can't stop buying things...

[Private to Doreen]

Wanna come over, play some Star Wars collection stuff, watch a movie, do that kind of stuff?

Dec. 31st, 2015


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The next person that comes up and tells me 'See you next year!' is getting a sunflower seed spat in their face.

No ifs ands or buts about it, it's just going to happen.

Also, just got home for Christmas, and my Aunt went ALL out. I mean ALL out. Well her and my friends from back home. They got me cards to all sorts of game stores and tech stores... so I now own a new headset, an Xbox One Elite controller and OTHER amazing, wonderful things.

How are all of you?

Dec. 17th, 2015


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Man, I'm so glad my mom is chill, otherwise the four squirrels running around my apartment in little reindeer ear headbands would be weiiiiiiird.

Nov. 29th, 2015


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It's official. My life is lame. I just spent the better part of the past weekend creating miniature chainmail out of paperclips... for a certain furry woodland creature.

On the plus side, It turned out awesome.

Oct. 29th, 2015


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So, awhile ago there was a bit of a 'scam', I guess you could call it, where people were getting to 'sign up' to go to Mars all alone, for the rest of their lives. For the longest time I've been thinking if I'd do it or not; at the time, I think I would have, but I'm glad it turned out to be a scam, because now I think I'd regret agreeing to it. Though, I'm sure you could back out at some point.

Curious though, would anyone else do it? The chance of a lifetime, really. To live on another planet, to be the first 'colony' on another planet. To actually be the spearpoint that makes sci-fi so real in a way we may never have thought possible... I'm still curious what I'd do when push came to shove.

Oct. 17th, 2015


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[Peter's singing, distantly, obvious that he doesn't realize his journal's recording]

"This is my fight song! Take back my life song! Prove I'm alright song! My power's turned on. starting right now I'll be strong! I'll play my fight song! I don't rea-- Wait, is this... OH GOD."

[Sound of the mic getting aggressively attacked]

Okay, so uh.... apparently at some point my phone began recording, and submitting... so uh, I'm going to fix that feature. But if you could go ahead and pretend you didn't hear any of that, that'd be great.

Right.

So I'm going to go hide under my desk and not come out until the rapture.

Oct. 12th, 2015


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[Private to Tony Stark]

I did it! I managed to teleport the data on a very small device. It's not nearly as efficient as I'd like, but that only requires adjustments, but Sir Isaac Newtwon it worked! IT WORKED.

I have no doubt in my mind that by the end of the year I will have a working prototype to test for phones and possibly tablets.

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Have you ever had one of those days where things are just awesome? Like, JUST awesome. In celebration I'm going to go eat a delicious pulled pork sandwich at this hole in the wall place, and play some epic Star Wars: Battlefront Beta for the ENTIRE night.


That's right, all night binge eating/drinking (sodas), with tons of Star Wars video gaming. I live such an exciting life...

Sep. 27th, 2015


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Good god the Super Blood Moon is amazing to look at. I was able to get my buddy at the Observatory to let me in so I could watch from there, and it's fantastic. So cool.

Sep. 26th, 2015


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IT'S BATMAN DAY. GUYS, IT'S BATMAN DAY. GUYS.... WHO WANTS TO WATCH BATMAN WITH ME?!

Sep. 16th, 2015


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Ok... so uh... pretty sure I just had those dreams. Or some of those ... dreams.

You know it's rather disturbing being an older male, who's lived a bit of life, and to see in your dreams your childhood home, but learning your parents are killed, in a plane crash. The same way they died in real life... really didn't want to relive it.

Aug. 23rd, 2015


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Oh, good, everyone's better.

Yay.

Aug. 19th, 2015


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Mother hubbard I'm just, oh my god. I just completely berated some dude in the restaurant I was in because she was sitting at the counter, just BANTERING about GMOs and 'how they're the devil and blah blah blah'. Science has more than proven they're safe, perfectly alright, and won't do a damn thing. And she said 'well then why do companies keeping taking it out', and I told her so they can charge you more for the idiotic belief you're eating 'healthier'.

Yes, they're chemicals, but guess what? So is your skin, blood, bacteria, water, gas, steam, hair, name it! Every SINGLE thing in the universe is a chemical construct of some form. Ugh, and that was over an hour ago and I'm still mad about it.

That's it, I'm going online and making fun of the Big Bang Theory in forums. That'll make me feel better.

Aug. 18th, 2015


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Why the hell is it so bloody hot here? I sweat just by stepping outside. It's disgusting.

Aug. 10th, 2015


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I love Amazon packages in the mail. I just got a couple of card games I've really been looking forward to playing. I'm thinking it's time for a game night! Or, Game late afternoon at Stark?

Anyone want to play Gloom and Love Letter with me?

Aug. 4th, 2015


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That's it. I can't take it anymore. As much as it pains me to say it, as terrible of a feeling as it is deep within me to come to terms with it... I just I can't handle it anymore. It's the only thing that really stands as a truth for me.

So fine, I'll admit it, I'll say it.

I'm leaving you Nintendo.

Look, you have so many great games, and franchises, and I love you. You've been a part of my life from the beginning. You've helped me through so many of my tough times. My first kiss that resulted in me actually stumbling into the girl. Or my first driver's test, when I drove through the garden on Mrs. Watson's lawn.

But I can't be with you anymore. You've changed... you still have great content, and amazing ability to tell great stories in beautiful worlds, but you're different. I don't even know how to be with you anymore. Your motion controls are just... just awful. It's not right. I don't like the me I become when I'm with you.

So it's done. Maybe next time, maybe when it's not such a focus... maybe then we can see each other again. Until then, I'm moving on. I've met someone: Steam. They just get me. Such a large variety of content, we can try new things, experiment. Sometimes it's awful, but that's the fun in it. And, I can play it on my PC with a real controller, and I can feel happy.

Until next time, Nintendo. Until NXT time.

Jul. 24th, 2015


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I just finished a really fantastic book, and I'm looking for some recommendations for what to read next. I figured this network is full of smart and interesting people, they probably read smart and interesting things? Or at least interesting things.

The book I finished was "Ready Player One" by Ernest Cline. It's sort of dystopian, Science Fiction, with tons of geeky, pop culture references. I really enjoyed it. I'd like to find something else to read.

Jul. 22nd, 2015


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My hamster is a dick.

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Well, I've got three new squirrel roommates. We're all sitting on beanbags, watching NausicaƤ of the Valley of the Wind, crying. Also eating almond butter.

Give me ideas for names!

Jul. 18th, 2015


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I've taken about a thousand pictures of everything that's happening. It's fascinating, simply fascinating. I'm being very careful about not saying it's cool, because I've come to understand that it's causing a lot of problems. I've heard plenty of things and places vanishing, and I don't know if it's actually hurt anyone, and I know a lot of people are just acting terrible during this whole thing.

So no, it's very much not cool, but it is fascinating.

I don't know what is going on, the readings I'm getting from the lab (by the way, thank you Stark Industries for having so many cool things) are just... they don't make any damn sense. I mean they also make perfect sense, because of course, but that's essentially a black hole. In our sky. We should all be dead, theoretically, but maybe this is what happens when you get sucked into a black hole or a planet. Maybe... and it is very theoretically possible that, to the rest of the universe we're one giant streak of energy frozen on the edge of event horizon; instead, though, in reality we're here, actually living inside of a Black Hole.

And maybe that explains why there's so many things happening around us; whether it's the reason so many things are vanishing.

I'm sure someone's already thought about it, I'm just super curious about this.

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The sky's kind of pretty in an awful end of the world sort of way. All of the squirrels that could fit into my apartment are here with me, and a couple of crows who I'm told are being really gossipy. Thank god squirrels eat everything, I ran out of nuts hours ago and Tippy-Toe won't let me go outside.

Jul. 14th, 2015


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Black lightning? Nevermind the scientific implications of it existing, but it does look kind of cool. I mean, from the perspective of, 'this likely doesn't mean the end of the world, and all my beliefs in the non-existing end times getting tossed out the window'. Otherwise, if I do prescribe to the theory that we're all going to die, the end times are among us, and that dude with the sandwich board down the street is actually correct, well then... it's not cool, it's terrifying, and I'm going to hide in a blanket fort watching re-runs of The Waltons to feel better about myself when the judgment comes.

In much better news, this might mean I'm not actually late on my rent this month.

Jun. 29th, 2015


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You know what, Batman? Rocksteady? That wasn't cool.

No, it's not okay. Just not okay.

Sorry, need to reflect on what this video game just did to me for a bit...

In the mean time, you should all reflect on this video and cherish this man as your new video game god.

This is real. Do not avert your eyes.

Jun. 24th, 2015


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So I watched Jurassic Park, then I watched Star Wars, then I watched Back to the Future... tomorrow I shall watch Fellowship of the Ring, The Matrix, and Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark. And then I'll come up with an extensive analysis of which movie started off the trilogy better.

Why? Because I just got my brand new TV and blu-ray player... and I need to make sure I work it in.

And then I'll play some Elder Scrolls Online and Witcher III.

But for now? Batman.

Oh and then bed...

God, I'm such a catch.

Jun. 5th, 2015


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I need to stop dreaming about Spider-Man.

May. 27th, 2015


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My camera broke. That is all.

Actually, no, that's not all.

I just built a tiny little drone, with robot arms, and a computer brain. So it's playing online chess with me, on my other computer. I feel like I've reached a new level of sad.

May. 17th, 2015


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So I attempted a third meal to cook on my own, this one was a complete disaster. And grease fires are just a phenomenal piece of chemistry... regardless, all is well. My supply of specialty meats is a tiny bit exhausted, but otherwise all is well.

So instead I'm playing Super Amazing Wagon Adventure Turbo... it's just... it's frustrating. So frustrating. I might, instead, switch to Goat Simulator and get my achievement in Flappy Goat, but that's also remarkably frustrating.

May. 10th, 2015


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[Filtered to Tony Stark]

Hello Mr. Stark.

I thought about emailing you, but then realized that you probably already received one with my resume in it; so, instead, I thought I'd contact you on the network. I've been informed you're rather a fan of it. Anyway, so, here I am... contacting you here.

Oh, right, my name's Peter Parker and I uh just recently finished up my second Masters, this one in Mechanical Engineering, and was actually back in town looking for a job while I work on my PhD here in town, and I thought perhaps you'd be willing to at least look at taking me on? I'd be happy doing anything really, carrying and cleaning lab equipment for your more experienced scientists, or whatever. I'm just really interested in working for your company, and Gwen had mentioned I should contact you on it, so that's uh... what I'm doing I guess.

So thanks for your consideration and all that.

Also, uh how are you doing?

I'm great... by the way.

May. 2nd, 2015


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[Filtered to Gwen Stacy]

How do I go about applying to Stark Industries? I mean, you know, since you're like Miss Assistant and all that, do I uh... give you my resume, or send it to HR, or ... build a giant mechanical AI arm that can play marbles?

Because I have an idea, but not the resources.

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So I've been watching a lot of Cracked: After Hours, and realized today that I am seriously underwhelming in my nerdiness that I can't think of these things in this way. I love it, it's clever, but I can't decide if I'm ashamed, jealous, or happy about the fact I can't think along those lines.

Also, I just had the cheese fries off of In n Out's 'secret' menu. Amazing.

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1) I think that Deadpool guy has a crush on me. It's kind of creepy when a guy has you on his underpants.
2) Squirrels are sweary in my dreams. And now I know for a fact they are here too.

Apr. 29th, 2015


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Ok, ok LA, you win... a Dodger dog is, in fact, the best hot dog in the world; and watching a ball game in the middle of a gorgeous day? Yea, I can buy into it. Still, not quite home. Shea stadium is a beautiful mess.

Any big movies coming out this weekend that I can't afford to go to that someone else might want to give me a synopsis of so I can dream?

Apr. 21st, 2015


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I've done it! BY GEORGE I'VE DONE IT!

Never in my wildest dreams, never in the most remarkable corners of my self-conscious have I ever thought it possible, but I've actually gone and done it! It's a whole new world for me, a whole new feeling and array of possibilities.

I cooked something other than Ramen and it didn't burn! With this new found power I shall take over the world!

Throw me your culinary masterpieces, for I am the master of a homemade cheeseburger!