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Apr. 19th, 2019


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All of these doomsayers seem to have influenced my dreams. Last night I dreamt about a post-apocalyptic world with zombies. I've had weird dreams before, but this was even weirder and felt different somehow. I can't really explain it though.

Apr. 15th, 2019


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So I'm one of those idiots who waited till the last minute to do their taxes and just had to hunt all over the place for my tax info. It's my own fault though since I kept putting it off. Next year I really need to do my taxes right away so that I'm not in this situation again.

Apr. 14th, 2019


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Does anyone else find all these people proclaiming doom strange?

Or should I just chalk it up to 'Another Orange County Thing'?

Mar. 28th, 2019


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Alright, I figured it's time I give this social media thing a try.

I'm Michael. I work over at Out of This World Mechanics. Whenever you need your car fixed come on by.

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Well this is going to be a very fun conversation for me with campus security. My dad is insisting that I find out what I need to be allowed to have my gun on campus. It's licensed, I have a permit and I know how to shoot. I just don't think that in a sorority house which I swear has to be filled with more than our share of airheads with girls who didn't have the benefit of growing up with a cop and all of his friends from the police department is the best place to have it. No one just happens to know UC:I's rules about weapons on campus do they?

Mar. 24th, 2019


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Great, so not only is my best friend dead but they think Spider-woman killed him. Because of course they do! And fuck the Daily Bugle for the editor's personal vendetta against me.

I didn't need that kind of pain in my life but there it is.


Just pretend I never said anything

Mar. 22nd, 2019


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Alright, so I guess I should introduce myself and stop lurking. I'm Jesus and before you ask, no, I can't turn water into wine or walk on water. It's just what my friends call me and I like it. I'm a stuntman and I'll also be teaching a self defense class at the Wayne Gym. So, if anyone is interested, come by.

Okay, so I saw this earlier today and thought it'd be a funny ice breaker. So, google 'Florida man' and your birthday to see which Florida man you are. Mine is, Florida man charged with exposure at Pensacola strip club.