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Jun. 20th, 2020


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The CDC was a dead end. There was one guy left. He let us in, gave us food, a place to sleep, hot showers. And then he locked us in, and sentenced us to die. One of the guys went nuts, they think I'm a loose canon but he's out of his mind. Rick talked him down, and Rick got through to the doctor and he let us out with less than five minutes to spare. Turns out the glass at the CDC isn't entirely unbreakable. Rick had a grenade, and that was our way out. We ran, and then we watched the whole place blow sky high. It was pretty damn impressive from my dream perspective, and I guess we all lived to fight another day. I guess I'll see how that works out when I have another dream. I'm still holding out hope that my brother is out there.

Jun. 9th, 2020


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I just want to know why now he wants an actual relationship that’s more than phone calls at Christmas and birthdays. And where the hell he gets off introducing himself to anyone as my dad. He’s not my dad. He lost that chance when he bailed on me and mom right after I was born leaving my aunt and uncle to help her out raising me while he was doing what the fuck ever in England and not giving two thoughts to his son and ex in New York. He’s not my DAD.

My DAD is Michael Wayland. The man who stepped up and married my mom and helped raise me. Who did everything he could to build a friendship with my aunt and uncle and to let me know that he wasn’t trying to replace ANYONE. Who actually started the thing of me calling Stephen at Christmas and his birthday. Don’t just show up in California out of nowhere claiming something you've never been. And sure as hell don’t show up at my job doing it.

[Family - includes Simon]
I know that punching him in the nuts next time I see him doing it will be a bad idea. I just can’t remember why exactly right now.

[Jesus]
Chance you’d be up for sparring after classes are done for the night?

Jun. 7th, 2020


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Had another zombie apocalypse dream last night. Didn't find my missing brother, but found proof he's alive.

And the crossbow I use in the dreams was propped up against the wall beside the bed when I woke up.

May. 15th, 2020


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So. This is a network of Dreamers. Guess I'm one of you now.

Dreamed up the zombie apocalypse last night. Me and my brother (what?) were part of a group of survivors outside Atlanta (what the what?). I was tracking a deer, my brother went into the city with some of the others. He's a loud mouthed bigot, and he got left behind, handcuffed to a roof. The just left him there, and I? Didn't handle it well.

I didn't grow up with my brother, have had little to no contact with him my whole life. Never felt like brothers, really. He's from my father's first marriage. But in this dream, there was something more familial between us. As intense as the whole zombie apocalypse is, the fear I felt for my brother chained up on that roof was very real.

I'm really glad I have the restaurant grand opening this weekend to distract me.

May. 9th, 2020


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Who has seen the video of the preying mantis eating the murder hornet? That might just be the craziest thing I've ever seen and I've seen people eaten by Walkers, in my dreams. I've always heard that female mantises eat the heads of the males after mating, but I've never actually seen anything like it before and someone posted that video on facebook and I couldn't look away as it devoured the hornet's head.

Apr. 29th, 2020


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I was totally unprepared for the amount of sunscreen a person needs while living in this place. I will have to revamp my skin care regime.

Apr. 19th, 2020


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After an 80hr bus trip and three changes I am vowing to learn to drive and never travel via greyhound again. Now I've been able to put my stuff in the closet, sleep and eat something that's not greyhound station food I'm feeling slightly more human.

What's up OC? I'm Christy.

Apr. 1st, 2020


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So, not only is my boyfriend suddenly sixteen again, which is extremely weird, but when I got to the gym today, there was grass growing in my keyboard. I distinctly remember there being no grass when I left last night and my office is locked when Jace and I leave, so it's not as if anyone could have gotten in there.

I'm really not a fan of April Fool's Day around here.

Mar. 29th, 2020


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Tonight, cuz I feel like it, the Nightcrawler is offering $1 beer off the tap.

Mar. 10th, 2020


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Just heard someone outside scream, why is it always me? Why is it always fucking me? He did not seem happy in the least. I kind of wish I knew what he was yelling about cause I have so many questions. The first, of course, being why are you screaming outside in the middle of the night? I might not have been sleeping, but I'm sure there are other people around who are trying to sleep.

Mar. 1st, 2020


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[Adora]
So, you never did tell me how the rest of that Uber trip went, spill.

[Ciri]
Think we can get away for a couple days in the next few weeks, think I could do with a break from Orange County for a bit.

[Nebula]
So, how's the PA job going?

[Eddie]
New club opening tomorrow night. I have a plus one, you interested?

[Jesus]
Feels like a while since we last hung out, we should remedy that - what you up to this weekend?

[Lucifer]
Thanks again for the other night, I definitely needed it and it was good just to forget.

Feb. 23rd, 2020


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in the midst of recovering from my latest idiocy which happens to mean not doing more dumb shit.

looking for netflix recommendations so i don't pickle my liver instead.

Feb. 16th, 2020


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Nothing like spending Valentine's Day weekend in Chicago.

Wasn't too cold and it did snow, which I do enjoy and miss from NYC. I have such a great husband. ;)

Feb. 15th, 2020


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So the arrival of a piano now makes sense, seems it's the only thing that helps me deal with the crap in my dreams. You know being forced out of the closet, being attacked for it, and feeling pretty fucking worthless as a result.

The joys of being the President's kid where everything you say or do is under a microscope.

Got a few new interesting scars

Can I unsubscribe from these dreams?

Feb. 13th, 2020


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I really wish my dreams didn't take months to happen. Especially not when in a lot of them we're in legit life or death situations. I hate not knowing what's happening to my friends in them. I finally found out what happened to one of our friends. Negan had taken him earlier and was keeping him captive so I went to try and infiltrate Negan's hideout, but I ended up getting there more or less exactly when Daryl was making his escape. So we went to Hilltop and not long afterwards Rick and the others showed up; they'd had a rather unfortunate visit from Negan at Alexandria and Rick wanted Hilltop's help to take him down, but of course Gregory said no. He's such a coward.

So then I decided it was time for Rick and the others to meet King Ezekiel. Yes, I said King. He calls his location The Kingdom and oh yeah, he's got a tiger. A legit tiger. I kind of forgot to tell Rick and the others about Shiva though and their reactions were pretty amusing. In the end Ezekiel didn't want to risk the deal he had with Negan and the Saviors, but he let Daryl stay at The Kingdom where it was less likely that Negan would find him. So things aren't looking that great, but we're trying to stay as optimistic as we can.

Now lets hope it doesn't take another six months for me to have another dream to find out what happens next.

Feb. 12th, 2020


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I have concluded that late night television is in no shape or form a suitable companion for insomnia.

Highly frustrating.

Jan. 31st, 2020


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Something I just noticed, when did they start calling them Big Game commercials instead of Super Bowl Commercials? Was there some reason they needed to change the name? I mean, everyone is still gonna call them Super Bowl commercials. So what was the point? This middle of the night question was brought to you by my inability to get to sleep tonight.

Jan. 22nd, 2020


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Anyone else hear that Planters killed Mr. Peanut? I haven't seen the commercial yet, but I just saw the twitter post on it. The best part of it was other corporate twitters responses to it. I wonder what made them decide to kill off an iconic mascot like that.

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Today is my first shift at the police station. My new partner is a bit of a grump, but I've dealt with worse. This is slower than back home, but could be cause I was in the speacil unit there.

Anyways, can anyone recommend a great place to get lunch at? Something quick and easy that's not fast food?

Dec. 12th, 2019


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I almost forgot how crazy my mom goes for this time of year, like legit crazy person on speed. All the shopping, every decoration, all the things, all the time, every time.

Seriously, I need a holiday from my mother let alone work.

Thankfully my twin high flying brother is back in town which means he can go digging around in the attic for the tree and all the thousand and one decorations that are stuck up there.

And then there's my dad who if he isn't working is trying to drink himself into merriment.

Jesus Christ.

Nov. 21st, 2019


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Couple more jumps with somebody else and then I'm good to go it solo which I cannot wait for because as much fun as this has been I definitely want to take to the skies alone.

Pretty sure I know somebody else who might be feeling the exact same way as me.

Nov. 14th, 2019


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Seems like rather than a two for one on dreams I got buy six and get three free.

Literally lived through growing up in the Hammond household, my parents divorce (again), hating myself quite viciously, being the First Son, having a twin (who is totally better at everything so no difference there at least) and basically being the black sheep of my family.

No surprise that my head is pounding.

Jesus.

Oct. 20th, 2019


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Is it strange that I dream about a zombie apocalypse and I really want to see the new Zombieland movie? One would think that I'd have enough of zombies, but oddly enough I still like zombie related things. I think in this case it's because the zombies are quite as deadly/scary as the ones in my dreams.

Oct. 19th, 2019


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Yeah, so nothing good can come of someone who calls themself Joker's Daughter. Especially if they then team up with someone called Killer Frost to destroy an entire village. Ugh.

[Ahsoka]
So yeah, I apparently forgot how intense the emotional bleed-over could be sometimes.

Sep. 30th, 2019


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I'll be completely honest, I'm one of those slightly crazy Halloween lovers. If I had a house I'd definitely decorate my front lawn, but unfortunately I live in an apartment so my decorating is on a smaller scale.

Considering how much I love Halloween it's actually kind of funny that I dream about zombies. Speaking of which, it looks like we're gonna start planning to go after Negan. I don't know if this is gonna work or not, but he definitely needs to be taken out.

Halloween related question, what's everyone's favorite and least favorite Halloween candy?

Sep. 26th, 2019


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After the piano I didn’t think anything else would surprise me.

I was wrong.

So wrong.

Dream!me has a problem that much is evident. Not that I blame him all things considered.

Sep. 9th, 2019


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Whatever is going around the OC, I caught it. This morning when I was running late to get to my class at the gym, one second I was standing in my kitchen and the next I was in my office. Scared the shit out of Jace, who was already there.

So, my question is, does that ability sound familiar to anyone, cause it's definitely not from my dreams.

Aug. 31st, 2019


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How the hell is it almost September? That doesn't even seem possible. The summer always goes by so fast, but I guess it could be worse and we could live some place where we'd be complaining about the oncoming months of cold and darkness. And I will admit, I'm looking forward to Starbucks holiday lattes in December, so I guess summer has to end in order for that to happen.

Aug. 13th, 2019


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My next door neighbor's car alarms have gone off at least three times tonight. I have no idea what's going on, but it's getting a little out of control. And there it goes again. This had better not continue all night. I'll never be able to sleep if this keeps happening.

Aug. 12th, 2019


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I have no fucking idea how it even happened but a piano turned up in my apartment.

How I slept through its arrival is beyond me.

Clearly a skill.

Jul. 22nd, 2019


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Every year I tell myself that I won't go to the family get together out in the middle of fucking nowhere and yet every year I go and immediately regret my decision.

Like who the fuck does that shit for fun?

If I ever mention a family get together in the future would somebody please remind me not to go and instead stay home where there aren't bugs and dirt.

I will never understand my dad's obsession with fishing.

Jul. 18th, 2019


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Well my dreams just took an extremely dark turn. I mean, we live in a zombie apocalypse so it's to be expected, but yeah, I wasn't expecting that at all.

As horrible as things have gotten, I won't lie and say that I didn't enjoy seeing Maggie punch Gregory in the face.

Jul. 16th, 2019


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Guess who has their license again!

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Late nights.

Early mornings.

Definitely burning the candle at both ends but it’s all good, the hair of the dog works miracles.

Still can’t find my sunglasses though which sucks.

Jun. 19th, 2019


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One of my friends suggested that I paint my beard with rainbow glitter for the Pride Parade this weekend, but I'm not really sure that I'm the glitter beard sort of guy.

Jun. 16th, 2019


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I painted my prosthetic arm all rainbow colors because I can baby.

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It's a bad sign when you can't remember what you did the night before, right? I mean, I remember the bar, the music, and definitely the alcohol but... that's kind of where things start to get a little fuzzy.

I also have the bruise the size of somebody's face on my side so clearly I must have pissed somebody off but yeah can remember literally nothing.

Only upside I can see is that I woke up in my bed and not in a jail cell or in the middle of Tijuana.

Jun. 4th, 2019


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Well, fuck

Pretty sure I left my phone charger along with my swimming trunks in Singapore

It's not like I can get them Fed-ex'ed

Guess that means I gotta brave the mall after all

Ugh

May. 26th, 2019


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So my parents have been talking about coming to visit and maybe helping me move since I told them I was going to move in to Simon's place and save money on rent when my lease expires - no clue how that's going to work since I'm pretty sure they aren't Nephilim are anything that would give them the Sight here unless Magnus is willing to give me a hand with it but there's time to figure that out I guess. Anyway I was looking for stuff that we could do when they came out and one of the options was an amusement park until I saw the article about that accident at Castle Park. People got injured on a wide with a 48-foot drop and even knowing chances of a repeat are low - I'm not risking that with my parents. Even at a different park.

May. 23rd, 2019


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There's something extremely satisfying about breaking boards. But now I need more boards for my class next week. I hadn't realized that we didn't have as many as I thought. Guess I'll be putting in an order in the morning. Hopefully it doesn't take too long with the holiday on Monday. Speaking of, anyone know of anything going on in the area for Memorial Day? I don't want to just hang out at home and do nothing.

May. 9th, 2019


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Well that's weird. I've never had dreams that continued before, but last night the one I had picked up pretty much where that other one about the zombie apocalypse left off. I got knocked out at the end of the other dream and apparently the two guys I'd been trying to steal from brought me back to their settlement instead of leaving me for the dead to get.

When I woke up, I managed to escape where they'd put me and I ended up deciding they were good people, despite the fact that they kept weapons trained on me, not that I really blame them since I broke into the one guy's house in the middle of the night to tell him that I wanted to help them. In the end I brought some of their group to the place I lived, which was called Hilltop, which was basically one big house, which apparently used to be a history museum and a couple trailers with a wall around it, but we grew our own crops and had livestock and traded with other communities, which they didn't even know existed.

As expected, nothing goes smoothly and shit hits the fan twice, but in the end, Rick's group offered to take care of one of our problems, which would be killing this one guy named Negan who demands half of what we produce. He seems pretty confident that they can do it.

Wow, okay, I'm not sure why I went into so much detail about my dream. I never talk about my dreams. This is weird.

May. 2nd, 2019


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If you had told me a couple weeks ago that I would be waking up to the sound of the ocean I would have called you a liar, but here I am, loving every second of it. Admittedly it would be better if I had a job but... slow and steady or whatever it is they say. Can't run before you walk. I'm just full of these sayings today, apparently. I blame the coffee, I've definitely had too much coffee.

Pretty sure it wasn't decaf.

Maybe I should put this energy to good use, like... job hunting.

Office hell here I come.

Apr. 19th, 2019


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All of these doomsayers seem to have influenced my dreams. Last night I dreamt about a post-apocalyptic world with zombies. I've had weird dreams before, but this was even weirder and felt different somehow. I can't really explain it though.

Apr. 15th, 2019


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So I'm one of those idiots who waited till the last minute to do their taxes and just had to hunt all over the place for my tax info. It's my own fault though since I kept putting it off. Next year I really need to do my taxes right away so that I'm not in this situation again.

Apr. 14th, 2019


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Does anyone else find all these people proclaiming doom strange?

Or should I just chalk it up to 'Another Orange County Thing'?

Mar. 28th, 2019


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Alright, I figured it's time I give this social media thing a try.

I'm Michael. I work over at Out of This World Mechanics. Whenever you need your car fixed come on by.

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Well this is going to be a very fun conversation for me with campus security. My dad is insisting that I find out what I need to be allowed to have my gun on campus. It's licensed, I have a permit and I know how to shoot. I just don't think that in a sorority house which I swear has to be filled with more than our share of airheads with girls who didn't have the benefit of growing up with a cop and all of his friends from the police department is the best place to have it. No one just happens to know UC:I's rules about weapons on campus do they?

Mar. 24th, 2019


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Great, so not only is my best friend dead but they think Spider-woman killed him. Because of course they do! And fuck the Daily Bugle for the editor's personal vendetta against me.

I didn't need that kind of pain in my life but there it is.


Just pretend I never said anything

Mar. 22nd, 2019


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Alright, so I guess I should introduce myself and stop lurking. I'm Jesus and before you ask, no, I can't turn water into wine or walk on water. It's just what my friends call me and I like it. I'm a stuntman and I'll also be teaching a self defense class at the Wayne Gym. So, if anyone is interested, come by.

Okay, so I saw this earlier today and thought it'd be a funny ice breaker. So, google 'Florida man' and your birthday to see which Florida man you are. Mine is, Florida man charged with exposure at Pensacola strip club.