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Sep. 23rd, 2012


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being sick sucks but at least i'm better now

DJANGO i want to talk to you but my phone's being all weird so hi

Aug. 28th, 2012


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Internet forum: What do you do to keep yourself entertained during the week?

[Alice White]
You know what no one tells you about going legit? It's fucking boring!

Aug. 10th, 2012


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The first week of work on rebuilding the ranch has drawn to a close. Things are going pretty smoothly out here. The FBI or some other military or something went ahead and removed the meteor from our back yard. We can replant some grass back there, next spring, I think.

A huge anonymous donation was made to the ranch at the beginning of the week, and I wanted to thank whoever that was. I also wanted to thank the Starks for helping us out here and there by offering me and mine a place to stay, the various organizations that also kept my kids fed and sheltered, and Asgard Equestrian for letting us use one of their buildings to hole up in while we rebuild.

If this goes as quickly as it has been, we should have it all complete before winter.

Aug. 5th, 2012


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Spent today on the couch listening to 90s rock and reading. Time well spent.

Going to work tomorrow makes me want to punch something, though.

[Private to Alice]
I am going to judge you on this harshly, so favorite musician of all time. Go.

[Private to Wanda]
Guess who's bored.

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I'm fine really, no one worry!

Aug. 6th, 2012


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When you've just killed somebody but not really because they were already dead according to a short-arsed lab coat wearing twat

If you suffer from a penile fracture and all your supposedly best friend does is laugh his arse off, it's time to re-evaluate your relationship. Even if he has very attractive hair.

Aug. 5th, 2012

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I dreamed I was some space queen, or something. Queen of Mars.

Aug. 3rd, 2012


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They better let me out of this bed soon. I'm running out of angry birds to play.

And I want a steak. 5 of them, in fact.

2 more days, they say. It might as well be 2 months.

Jul. 28th, 2012


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boxing is over and there's only soccer and stuff on

i want to watch gymnastics or something, not people on bikes

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Tyrael, get your leftovers from last week out of the fridge. It's stinking up the whole break room. I bet the FBI doesn't have to put up with this shit.

By the way, name's Blake. Pleasure to meet you folks.

Jul. 27th, 2012

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Who the hell let those things back in my OR? We had a system, people! This is a sterile environment, not a goddamn barn.

Jul. 25th, 2012


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My life is over.

Jul. 24th, 2012


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WHY IS MY APARTMENT FULL OF FUZZY THINGS

Jul. 23rd, 2012


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wtf is this thing

Edit: i put it outside, i don't want it, it's weird
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burns suck

wrex? fire suit guy? strong lady? you guys didn't die while i wasn't looking right?

Jul. 21st, 2012


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Urdnot Ranch is in cinders. It seems I need to stop headbutting God on the weekends. Now we've got a fancy new space-rock accessory in our back yard.

We're scattered and a mess, but my staff is making order amongst the chaos.

I wanted to thank everyone who came out to help - staff, the fire department, all the other first responders, and the brave men and women who made their way out there, just out of the kindness of their hearts.

The buildings didn't survive, but the Urdnot Clan did. Every single head is accounted for. Give yourselves a pat on the back, you've earned it.

Jul. 18th, 2012


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...that I am in dire need of some advice.

Not advice about romance and other diversions. Yours truly has those matters under control.

I mean advice of the house buying variety. Where can a boy from the South find the nicest and preferably the most expensive beachfront properties, in these parts?

Jul. 11th, 2012


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[Private to Alice]
Guess who got a fucking job!

[Private to Wanda]
Be proud of me. I am employed!

And if you ever need to reach me there: [phone number] and ask for Mateo.

Jul. 6th, 2012

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I'm posting it at the range and I'm only gonna say it once.

Next asshole who tries to get a free game out after bitching about losing is getting tied to a goddamn pole and being used for the pipsqueak target practice.

Jul. 4th, 2012


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Where are the good places to watch fireworks today?

[Wanda]
Got plans for today?

Jul. 2nd, 2012


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Fireworks!


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I found this for Fleur, but I thought the rest of you nutcases might like it.

Orange County 4th of July Fireworks!

Jun. 22nd, 2012


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Someone needs to hire me soon or I may very well start to have a crisis of confidence.

Jun. 19th, 2012


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It has just occurred to me that having never been on a plane before is probably going to make the 11 hour flight coming up soon weird. I couldn't have eased into it a little? Way to go, Katniss, should've thought of that one sooner.

Jun. 16th, 2012


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Locked Against Pepper Potts


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Okay, Valarnet. I'm having issues.

How the living hell do you bake a goddamned cake?

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I only just got back into town and now I have to pack for London.

I feel like I havn't really prepared enough for all of this. I'm actually kind of nervous!

Like...

AAAAAAH!!!! THE OLYMPICS IS NEXT MONTH!!!! That kind of nervous.

I was hoping typing in all caps like that would make me feel better, but it really didn't.

Jun. 15th, 2012

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Disneyland, airport terminals, the price of gas.

What do they all have in common?

Jun. 12th, 2012


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Sitting here and laughing at the weird shit that happens to other people seems like a bad idea. Like I'm tempting fate or something.

Still. Can't help but laugh when funny things happen.

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...I have no idea what's going on, but hey, at least I'm wearing pants.

Seems to be better luck than some other people are getting stuck with.

Jun. 11th, 2012


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I'm never saying the phrase 'this has been a weird week' again.

It just invites trouble.

Jun. 10th, 2012


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Robert Baratheon, that is the last time I ever do anything with you. I can't believe I was Disneybanned yesterday. Disneyland is only my favorite place in the entire world and now it's ruined! No annual pass. No amazing hand dipped corn dogs. No space mountain. I will miss you, Indiana Jones. UGH. This is the worst week EVER.

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Okay stupid question time:

If you really needed to talk to someone, but weren't sure if they would want to talk to you or how to really contact them, how would you do that?

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so i can't ever go back to disneyland

oops

Jun. 9th, 2012


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Crossing Lines.


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I fucked up majorly the other day. Still not sure how to make it right.

Jun. 7th, 2012


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i don't know why everyone's complaining about dreams

my dreams are awesome

Jun. 6th, 2012


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Citizens (Residents?) of Valarnet:

You guys are awesome.

I don't do well being contained, you might have noticed, and between the cakes, puddings, pies, visits, stuffed animals, strippers and etc, I managed to only be bored roughly 70% of the day in Irvine General, and for that I owe you.

Friday, June 15th, I bought out the Diamond Club at Anaheim. If you don't like baseball, just come drink the beer, which is also free. There's also going to be a surprise after the game which I'm particularly excited about. Trust me, you'll have a good time.

Consider this my thank you for a job well done.

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My metro card isn't working for the train today and I got kicked off in Santa Ana. How am I supposed to get to work now? I have a feeling today is going to be another one of those days.

Jun. 5th, 2012


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[Edit: 6/6/2012;800AM -- As this was nothing more than a ploy to get a certain person's attention, Obi-Wan blacks out this post.]

Today I can say I entertained the thought: How awesome would it be if this man hit me in the face? And meant it. It would have been awesome.

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Oh, you beautiful dreamers and pure hearted souls. Let me tell you about mine.

You know what? Sod that. Let's go to Disneyland before the communists pillage and burn it down. I'm taking you and you and you and you over there.

Saturday, 11am, at the gates. I'll be the one with the mouse ears.

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ever say a word over and over until it sounds like a noise?

Jun. 4th, 2012


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Ladies and Gentlemen.

Elvis has left the building.

Jun. 1st, 2012


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Dating sucks. If things keep going this way, I'm going to have to find a miniature breed of cats small enough to fit in my apartment.
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Allowed to go back to work again and not a moment too soon. The shop's a mess. I mean, a real mess. Not an awesome mess.

Hopefully things go back to normal now.

May. 31st, 2012


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this is my favorite new thing

May. 30th, 2012

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To answer some of your questions: Yes, I've been grounded. No computer, no phone. He did, however, forget about my old iTouch. (Never throw anything away!)

I can't stand this. I'm not a child. I never got the chance to be a child. He can't protect me from everything.

Sometimes I really feel like he could drive me crazy.

May. 29th, 2012

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I am in serious trouble, you guys. Daddy's not happy. Doesn't seem to care that someone would be dead if I wasn't around. You might not hear from me for a while. Thank goodness he doesn't know about this network.

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Pepper! Emma!

How could you?

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so these weird dreams everyone's having

anyone else think it's some sort of conspiracy or something? maybe they're experimenting on us, secret mind control stuff

May. 27th, 2012


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MARY MOTHER OF GOD I FINALLY GOT TO TAKE A SHOWER TODAY AND IT WAS FUCKING GLORIOUS.

I don't care if you had sex while eating a cheeseburger on the back of a fucking unicorn, you could not possibly feel better than I do right fucking now.

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Open Invite


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I don't know if anybody here is interested in this or not, but the Wayne Enterprises Grey Flannel Suits have their first game, a doubleheader tomorrow, starting at noon. If you want to come and laugh at a bunch of corporate employees while we try to play a game of ball, twice, we'll be playing on the field at Wayne Park, with a full concession stand, proceeds going to charity.

Against all sound advice, and sanity, I will be catching. Yes, I am scared too. So come on out to see me break my jaw again!

May. 26th, 2012


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It is my sisterly duty


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To embarrass Marian.

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