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Jul. 31st, 2013


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It has been relatively quiet around here lately. I'm a little wary, but mostly I'm just glad for the downtime. I was never going to get caught up with paperwork any other way.

Jul. 22nd, 2013


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So this has been making the rounds. Rest assured, the SIM cards of Starkphones are protected, courtesy of yours truly. You can stop submitting the questions to customer service.

Jul. 19th, 2013


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It's good to be home.

Can I go back to work yet?

Jul. 14th, 2013


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Thank you to whoever left Sour Patch Kids on my desk. I assumed they were a gift and I greatly enjoyed them.

If they were left there in error and not a gift, then you have my apologies. Not really.

Lots of things seem to be showing up out of nowhere lately.

Jul. 13th, 2013


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And now, to add insult to injury, sinus infection. This I need.

Tali, I need to go away from here. And trees. Somewhere nice. You pick.

Jul. 6th, 2013


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This is all I have to say about the whole latest mess! )

Jun. 19th, 2013


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We have no reason to believe that the phenomenon that started today is malicious. As with most things that happen around here I'm sure it will be over in a few days.

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I'm...I'm pretty sure my wife's cat just put me on notice. He's tired of seeing my naked butt.

Jun. 7th, 2013


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Notice from the chief engineer: The bloody transporters are bloody well not bloody working so we're all bloody stuck here on the bloody planet for the bloody time being, which is giving me the bloody jitters like I'm going through bloody withdrawls.

Jun. 5th, 2013


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Been absolutely mercilessly mocked at work for the shocking amount of hickies that wound up above collar level.

Does anyone know of a really fantastic concealer?

May. 27th, 2013


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If anyone notices their loved ones acting strangely or if they have gone missing, please report it to us immediately. We've set up a phone number to leave tips and other information. Please only use it for legitimate intelligence. 1-888-637-0009

Thank you.

[Locked to Alyssa]
We need to speak.

[Locked to The Agency]

Director Bristow is on the run. We believe she's been possessed. I've been put in charge of the operation until we can figure out a way to get Bristow back. I'm in the middle of compiling a list of names of people we believe to be possessed. We need these people brought in, but bring them in alive.

Zuko
Alex Summers
Neena Thurman
Oliver Queen

[OOC: This list was compiled from information seen by Uhura on the network. It doesn't necessarily mean that they are possessed. The intel the agency has is very limited right now since they had the Illusive Man in their ranks messing shit up.]

May. 20th, 2013


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Greetings, valar net.

I have returned to the area after an unavoidable absence and have been informed by current coworkers that I am somehow lacking in a social capacity. Furthermore, before anyone insists that I was away without submitting a leave of absence in writing, I will explain that I required time for reviewing several aspects of my existence. That is all.

May. 18th, 2013


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....son of a bitch.



Potential into darkness spoilers below

May. 14th, 2013


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Oh good god, will it never end? Not only do I have to put up with him at work, but he's following me into my dreams as well?

I dreamed I met Bond. But not -- like I really met Bond, it was all very furtive. Like something out of a spy novel. Veiled exchanges in a museum, an exchanging of information, little black suitcases, that sort of thing.

This is just silly.

May. 13th, 2013


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A series of pictures gets uploaded to Wade's wall on accident. They include:

Pinkie Pie playing X-box
Pinkie Pie singing
Wade pulling the sheets off of Pinkie in bed
Wade and a Monkey playing chess
Wade losing to the monkey
Wade and the monkey lugging a torpedo
Wade running away from Monkey standing on the torpedo
Torpedo exploding
Up close to an Oliphaunt
Wade on top of the Oliphaunt
Wade shooting orcs from the Oliphaunt.
Wade on the Oliphaunt at Taco Bell
Wade and the Oliphaunt in front of Disney Land
Wade and the Oliphaunt at the ocean
Wade mooning the camera.
Wade and the Oliphaunt on the road.
Wade and the Oliphaunt in front of Reno's 'biggest little city' sign.
Wade and the Oliphaunt at a wedding chapel.
Wade and the Oliphaunt at Lake Tahoe
Wade and the Oliphaunt confronting some Gangsters
Wade loading the Oliphaunt up with a large stockpile of weapons.
Wade and the Oliphaunt on the Road again.
Wade and the Oliphaunt approaching Los Angels
Wade and the Oliphaunt getting pulled over
Wade getting beat up by LAPD
Wade strapping rocket launchers to the Oliphaunt's tusks.
Wade and the Oliphaunt charging into Easterlings, rocket launchers firing.

May. 2nd, 2013


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Back to work.

Apr. 28th, 2013

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This county is entirely too law-abiding.
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My show opens this weekend. At last! So, who can I count on seeing there for my big debut?

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Mentions of dream violence )

Honestly, how much crazier are these dreams going to get?

Apr. 27th, 2013


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The next person to suggest 'speed dating' to me is going to get knocked out. This has been your only and final warning.

Apr. 22nd, 2013


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So few calls on the beat lately that if I didn't know any better, I'd call Irvine a sleepy little town.

Which just means things will go crazy sooner or later.

Apr. 17th, 2013


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It would be completely insane for me to adopt a dog on my kind of work schedule, wouldn't it? Completely out of the question, right? Someone stop me from doing this.

Apr. 11th, 2013


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I wish I could explain where I've been the last four months because I actually think this lot would believe me, but I'm bound by law. Let's just say it's been an interesting ride and I'm back in Orange County now for good.

[The Agency]
It will be good to be working with you again. I've just accepted Director Bristow's job offer. She's a relentless one. I couldn't say 'no' to her a fourth time. I'll see you guys at the office on Monday.

Jan. 6th, 2013


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...Got the kind of call I never want to get again.

Jeff, Marcia and Pammy are all down with this fucking thing.

Consider me not coming into work tomorrow.

Dec. 27th, 2012


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Now that Christmas is over and everyone is getting sane again (except for Stark's New Year's Party, because let's face it, we all know what will happen with that), anyone have Resolutions or plans?

Seriously, help me out, I have vacation to use up and no ideas.

Dec. 25th, 2012


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I somehow by questionable means obtained a upgrade in GPS navigation It is in-dash, so I will need to have it integrated into my Prius. I do not commute too often as most of my work is telecommute based from home. However, I will need it after the third of January.

I welcome any suggestions as to businesses open during the holiday season (perhaps Tink, if available), so that I am not left with a GPS that is sending me toward random locations that result in further gridlock or attempts to send me driving off overpasses. This represents an unacceptable safety hazard that I no longer wish to engage in.

Dec. 19th, 2012


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Inquiry.


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As fascinating as the snow anomaly was - less so to drive in - I must ask if anyone experiencing any dream-related phenomena has had any recollection of any organizations styled in a somewhat military manner, that involved space exploration.

Dec. 15th, 2012


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I've returned to Orange County, laddies and lassies! Thanks in part to the notoriety involving a certain space adventure...and breaking up with my then girlfriend...I went home to Scotland for a wee while. It was there that I was tapped on the shoulder by Irn Bru (power drink of the universe and most excellent rust removal agent) to do a commercial and bring back a lifetime supply. I also went back because I had to visit my dear auld maw in hospital after she nearly exploded her aorta. She'll survive the latest heart attack and they've warned her off fatty foods...but we all know how that'll go.

I told her to stop bursting with pride over her son's accomplishments. I do feel bad for saying it. I'm horrible. I know it. And...that's why I'm bringing you horrible holiday things! Because if it's already horrible, then it cannae get any worse!

So? Did I miss anything?

Nov. 30th, 2012


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It was suggested by a colleague that I am in "dire" need of what is commonly known as a "social life." I was therefore directed to register to this network and to attempt to communicate with the local population, in search of what was deemed "fun" activities.

While I could not comprehend the precise reasoning behind a such a random recommendation, I do have in my possession more than one computer in my residence. I decided that one screen could potentially be devoted to monitoring the network for anything considered...social.

I will accept any recommendations, within reason. Having resided here in previous years, I am still familiar enough with the area to navigate from my point of origin to any destination in question.

Nov. 27th, 2012


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New Furby terrify the living shit out of anybody else? I swear the thing is gonna leap out of its box before Christmas and eat my soul. I mean they were bad enough the first year, when we were investigating the things, then an irritant at best, and now?

Well, it's sure not staying at MY place until I deliver it to its new human companion Christmas Eve, that's for DAMN sure. ...Should I even let the thing get near an impressionable five year old? Cause I'm thinking it's Stitch while Stitch was evil, and it's sure as Hell not gonna get UN evil when the batteries go in.

It's got a tail now. An honest to God moving tail. The display model at the store was on and running and chattering at me. I am horrified and think my daughter ought to just give in and let her get one of those huge hamster...lab rat... guinea pig things instead. You can trust a living creature.

But you damn well can't trust ANY Furby. When I've got the time, I'm re-opening the files from '98 and launching a new look inside.

I mean somebody's gotta think of the children here.

Nov. 14th, 2012


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It's been a very interesting couple of days. I'm almost ready for another vacation. Good thing I get a week off for Thanksgiving. Now, if the universe could just stop conspiring against me for about two seconds I can actually get home to see my parents up in Oakland.

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I did what you asked, but there's no translation for the symbols you recovered from the site. At least not in my brain. Their language isn't one I speak or understand yet. I'll keep working on it, but I'm not sure it's going to get you anywhere. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

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Let's get drinks before I go up North. It's been a while. Did you find someone else to replace me or something? I'm hurt.

Oct. 27th, 2012


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I look ridiculous. Kirk, you owe me.

Oct. 14th, 2012


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How disturbing.

[Nyota]
I doubt you would question my fidelity based on a tabloid well known for fabricating its material. Still, I think it worthwhile to mention that I would not betray you in such a way.

[Doctor McCoy]
It appears I am now a minor celebrity.

Oct. 10th, 2012


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Garrus is home safe. Thank you all for your help.

Oct. 9th, 2012


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RSVP here for the Stark Tower Halloween party


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Just leave a note, people!

Oct. 3rd, 2012


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Good afternoon folks! Courtesy of the wonderful Tony Stark I'm going to be throwing a Halloween bash at Stark Tower!

It'll be all ages so bring your own alcohol, dress up in costume (It's REQUIRED!) and have a good time. Doors open at 6 and close whenever Tony throws us all out!

Sep. 22nd, 2012


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I'm not using this thing or my Starkphone for anything personal until this is all sorted out, but it's been a little annoying I haven't been able to reach my boyfriend since yesterday. I think it's safe to assume he's still alive though.

Sep. 17th, 2012


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I've got some moon rocks I'm willing to give away, but I want to do something special about it. Like a contest. It could be a sexy contest but I'm not picky.

Any ideas?

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Hey, Coulson. I heard a rumor around here that you're the one I have to thank for getting my name in with Bristow. I really appreciate you sticking your neck out for me like that.

Sep. 6th, 2012


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Niagra Falls on the Canadian side is very interesting, not that I've ever been to the New York side of things, but I don't expect they have carnival games and mad houses there. It kind of threw me off guard. It was fun though.

I'm glad to be back home. I go back to work on Monday so I still have a little bit of time to relax. I hope you kids in the office didn't get into too much trouble while I was gone.

Aug. 19th, 2012


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[Private to Coulson and Hill]
There's a rumor going around the office that you two might be leaving us soon. Not allowed. I can't be the only one left behind to deal with Fury.

[Spock]
What do you think about a last minute trip to somewhere before you have to go back to school? I have a bit of vacation time saved up. Thought you might like something like that before work takes away the opportunity.

Aug. 7th, 2012


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I passed! I just got the news. You're talking to the newest field agent for the Orange's FBI office.

Jul. 28th, 2012


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Really, people? If you're going to kill the furballs, that's fine. But don't just leave the blood splatters and entrails on someone else's property. It's rude.

Jul. 23rd, 2012


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This is all quite fascinating.

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I hate hospitals. I want to be out there helping.

Jul. 14th, 2012


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Ladies and gentleman(but mostly ladies), I have walked on the moon! We brought back some moon rocks. Didn't stick around to look for moon water, but left a little rover to do just that.

Next time: Mars.

I'd like to thank Scotty for being an engineering genius!

Jul. 5th, 2012


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Now that Gaila is gone the apartment feels way too empty and quiet. I swear it's been a month since I had it to myself.

[Spock]
What are you doing this weekend?

Jul. 4th, 2012


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[Kirk]
How are you?

[Nyota]
I realize this is last minute, but do you have plans tonight?

Jun. 28th, 2012


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Great. Heading out of town again.

Jet lag, here we go.

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There are no aliens.

Period.