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Dec. 17th, 2017


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[Filtered away from Judy]
That moment when someone from your dreams turns up and is just as frustratingly annoying as she was in them.

She doesn't even know anything yet, so that should be exciting.

Dec. 13th, 2017


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Officer Judy Hopps, reporting for duty! Well, I will be reporting to duty any day now! I've already tried on the uniform and cleaned my badge more times than I can count. Guess I should go for a run to get all this energy out. But I'm just SO EXCITED FOR MY FIRST DAY ON THE BEAT!

Nick
Hey! Are you free to get together? I have some questions! Can I bribe you with some coffee? Do you have a favorite place you like to go?

Nov. 25th, 2017


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Back from vacation and I already miss how quiet it was. But that could be the lack of dreams on top of everything.

Nov. 19th, 2017


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So what's the next adventure we're going to have to deal with

The nice thing about vacations is no one is calling to ask you to come in and work a shift or switch shifts. It's kind of relaxing.

Oct. 27th, 2017


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So Carrots and I found the Timber Wolves and the lab. Carrots actually managed a bright idea. Okay, I guess she's not really bad at ideas, just one that wasn't annoying and didn't inconvenience me somehow. She got the Timber Wolves howling because apparently those idiots don't know how not to howl the moment they hear howling.

Anyway, we sneak in and all the missing animals? In the lab. It was pretty fucking insane. Soooo what do we do? We call the police and prove them fucking wrong. Take that, ZPD.

Oct. 19th, 2017


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A friend at the PD asked if she could swap shifts with me on Halloween. She wants to go to her daughter's Halloween Costume Parade at her elementary school, so she's taking my night shift and I'm getting her day shift.

I guess that makes me free on Halloween night.

Oct. 18th, 2017


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I know that this time of year pumpkin spice becomes the in thing, but there's got to be a limit. There is no way my bar is trendy enough to serve pumpkin spice alcohol.

Oct. 11th, 2017


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I'm working Halloween this year. Hopefully there won't be any dire shenanigans.

(Did I just jinx us?)

Sep. 30th, 2017


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So I'm guessing the lack of weirdness means that we're done now?

At least for the most part all I had to deal with was weird weather and my gun shooting very small carrots. Hopefully we're free for a while, but with Halloween coming up, I bet that's a no.

Sep. 25th, 2017


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The annoying part about this random weather is that I don't even know how to prepare for it. Just throw everything into my car and hope for the best? Is that basically the idea?

Sep. 6th, 2017


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Do you say toe may toe or toe mah toe?

Year - o or jeer - o for gyro?

These are the questions we should be thinking about!

Sep. 4th, 2017


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I really wish I could take the week off and spend it on the beach.

But I probably should get back to work, considering how much time I spent in London. The state of my desk is a total disaster.

Aug. 31st, 2017


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Apparently Carrots leveled up enough to get my tragic backstory. Yay. At least talking helped me come to the idea of looking at the traffic cams. Of course, since Carrots didn't level up enough to have access to the traffic cams at work, that meant going to visit the Mayor's assistant or whatever she was. Bellwether.

She's a sheep. Literally.

Anyway, we figured out That Manchas was taken by Timberwolves. Aka the most annoying idiots in existence. Then we found out where they took him, so we're on the way to find out more about the Timberwolves. Pretty sure that the Nighthowlers Manchas mentioned before are these assholes. Could be wrong, but it makes sense. I'd be concerned about them, too. They're fucking annoying.

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Is there a protocol for what to do when you decrypt every dirty secret a covert government agency is keeping from a place that technically doesn't exist?

I feel like there should at least be an unspoken rule sort of deal.

Aug. 7th, 2017


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Look how shiny it is!

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This is my car. Like, my dream car that actually became my car. Here. I have a car. It just appeared in the lot behind the B&B this morning, which is great, because I didn't have to take the bus to work today.

I mean, we're all under some curse because the Evil Queen is evil, and are stuck on this Groundhog Day loop (or were, until the new sheriff came to town - that's so country western) and I'm a waitress with this tacky uniform that is barely even clothing, but I have a car.

Just wanted to share that.



Things will probably get worse, because how could it not, in a cursed town? But I'll just be over here not thinking about it.

Jul. 29th, 2017


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Apparently in order to find the otter, we have to go visit this guy Manchas, who was driving the car when Emmett Otterton went crazy. He lives in the Rainforest District and is a Jaguar. I don't ask too many questions about these things. I just go with it.

So we go to talk to him and the otter fucked his face up pretty bad. Or at least his right eye. I don't know what kind of shit an otter's got to go through to do that, but it had to be something serious. The best part of this story? Well, I convinced him to let us in so we could talk to him about the "Night Howlers" whatever those are. So he goes to let us in and then suddenly he goes just about as crazy as the otter must have gone, because he's trying to kill us. Basically, we're about two seconds from being dead if we don't think of something, so what do we do? Actually manage to think of something. Go team or whatever. This involves a lot of running and a lot of rain and trees. We almost escaped when Carrots nearly fell to her death. I think I actually care. Ugh. That's annoying So I distract the dangerous jaguar while she gets up and then cuffs him to a post. Once that's happened, we go to escape, only to have me nearly die and Carrots saved me...even if she did eventually get us both trapped in vines by the end of it.

Then the police, show up. Obviously. Supposed to be a good thing. Only of course it's not. The Chief's an asshole, which is no surprise. She tries to explain what happened and he doesn't believe her. So he demands her badge because you can't believe a fox. Surprise surprise, folks. Not a trustworthy witness. So naturally I told the guy to fuck off and reminded the Chief that we still had ten hours to find the missing otter. Seriously, fuck that guy and the rest of them. And this is the shit I face, only the shit I faced was 'you can't trust a criminal' more than 'you can't trust a fox'

Jul. 20th, 2017


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The more I have these pieces of crap Dreams, the less makes sense. Apparently I'm already dead?! And I was killed off goddamn screen no less before any of what I'm currently dreaming even started!

And no, before anyone decides to ask, I'm not a goddamn vampire. I'm not sucking blood and I'm not eating brains. I'm not a ghost either. I'm just a personality, a personality tied to a decrepit old man.

The fact that I woke up and my magnum was finally on my kitchen table is small comfort to this goddamn bombshell.

Jul. 10th, 2017


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All right. So it turns out Mr. Big is an arctic shrew? There's that. Annnnd we almost died, but his daughter showed up and got upset since it was her wedding and he'd promised not to ice anyone on her wedding. Turns out Carrots saved her life or something, so the skunk rug incident was forgotten and we were invited to the wedding.

Mr. Big told us that in order to find out what happened to the otter, we had to go find the driver from that night. Manchas. He's in the Rainforest District. So I guess that answers one question and makes even more questions.

Jun. 22nd, 2017


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There were vials of blood on my coffee table. I think it's blood anyway. Actually, it looks a lot like the "thin blood" from my Dreams.

Christ, these "gifts" are fucking weird.

Jun. 18th, 2017


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How does one get glitter out of a dust buster?

Asking for a friend.

Jun. 12th, 2017


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So get this. In my dreams, sloths run the DMV. Have you ever heard anything more true to life? Maybe they run the DMV here. The humans are just a front.

Anyway. We had to go run plates for this car since Judy decided that she wanted to find this car that Emmett Otterton took. Of course I was still being an asshole because I'm annoyed that she's forcing me to help her with this case I don't really care about, so I made sure to tell my friend at the DMV a joke to make the process even longer.

After we finally get the location of where it is, it's nighttime. I figured she'd just give up since it's in Tundratown and it's night, but no. We went and it's locked, so I told her I'd done my part so she should just give me the carrot pen. She needs a warrant to go in. So what does she do? Throw the pen over the fence. So I go to get it, which is helping her cause because you don't need a warrant if you have probable cause to search and a "shifty animal sneaking in" is probable cause. Great.

Yeah, so it turns out that the otter was in that car and that said car belonged to a guy I was on bad terms with. Excellent news. Apparently I sold the guy an expensive wool rug that was made out of the fur of a skunk's ass. Outside of the dreams, this is hilarious, but in them, it's not great since we have giant polar bear guards taking us to see Mr. Big.

Who knew being a fox was so "all go all the time".

May. 15th, 2017


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Well, looks like I've joined the rest of you nutjobs. My dreams are never as vivid as the one I had last night. Apparently I go to a fucking magic school! And before any of you losers ask, no, it's not fucking Hogwarts. It's less Gothic castle and more college in Upstate New York. This is insane, but at least Eliot is there. So we can go through this crazy shit together.

May. 11th, 2017


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Okay, so I apparently got Judy back for her roping me into this ridiculous otter nonsense. In the dreams, there is apparently a "naturist club" which, I guess would be like if humans had a nudist club. Yeah. Apparently animals also have nudist clubs. They're fucking animals, but...who am I to question the shit that happens in my dreams? I don't know. I just know it happened and she's fucking embarrassed as shit.

Meanwhile, I'm acting like nothing's strange about this. I guess because I have the good sense to know animals don't normally wear fucking clothes. Even if I do wear a Hawaiian shirt, a tie, and pants. I don't know. These dreams are fucking weird.

But she got information she needed and that's I guess what mattered to her.

May. 1st, 2017


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So, that old ass TV I got a few weeks ago? Yeah, well this morning there was a weird ring sitting on top of it, like it's always been there.

Apr. 27th, 2017


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Bill Nye Saves The World is now hands down the best show on Netflix. But then again anything with Bill Nye is awesome.

Best quote from it so far; "They're putting frog genes in the tomatoes!"

Apr. 19th, 2017


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So dream me finally formulates a way to get out of prison. A lot of other shit happened before that like Pete making fun of me cause I'm a raccoon. Dude, why would you do that? I thought we were friends. And making fun of Groot because all he says is "I am Groot." Rude, I tell ya. I didn't like you much at that point.

But yeah, the best part was the escape plan. Told Pete I needed some guy's prosthetic leg, when I really didn't. But I don't think Pete knew that because he went to get it anyway.

Apr. 11th, 2017


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This bunny cop situation went from laughable to annoying in exactly one dream. She seriously does not give up. And then she had to go and record what I said and unfortunately I got caught in a not-exactly-legal (note: illegal) situation. Then Finnick, the little shit, had to go off and start laughing before getting into his car and driving off. This should be interesting. By interesting, I mean annoying. She's going to force me to help her with this stupid otter thing.

I want to be entirely mad at her, but I'm also annoyed that I said something stupid.

Apr. 7th, 2017


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I swear to god, if those assholes who are building a condo next to my apartment wake me by blasting Lady Gaga or whatever shitty ass pop star it is at six in the morning one more time, I'm going to go out there and arrest every single one of them for disturbing the peace.

Maybe it's time I move into a bigger place anyway. I wrote my Sergeants exam the other day, so with any luck I might get a promotion soon.

[Private to Revy]
You wanna look at some places with me?

Mar. 28th, 2017


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So this bunny cop (still hilarious) has decided I need to help her out with this missing otter. His name is Emmett Otterton. What a name for an otter. Basically I told her I had things to do and people to see, but somehow I doubt that's going to be enough for her. She's especially annoying. And by annoying, I mean persistent.

Mar. 19th, 2017


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Jesus Christ. I need to put some kind of sign on the door to my bar stating something along the lines of "If your sick, stay the fuck home"

You'd think this would be common sense, right??

Mar. 12th, 2017


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So addition to my weird dream habits. I saved all the popsicle sticks and sold them as lumber in Little Rodentia. I told them it was redwood. I mean, technically it was red wood, but...

So then Officer good feelings showed up and told me she'd caught me and that what I was doing was illegal, so I showed her all my permits to prove I was perfectly in the right to do what I was doing.

Feb. 23rd, 2017


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How evil does someone have to be before you can unironically give them the name 'Satan'?

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So I'm just gonna put this here cuz I just can't keep it to myself anymore. I can't wait for some people to quit thinkin' it's just the water.

I know the right people are gonna know what this means, if they've dreamed that far.

All right, here goes:

I am Groot!

Feb. 20th, 2017


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Oh boy, these dreams. Better than going to the movies, I tell ya. Shit, maybe I should write a script for what I'm seeing in this brain of mine and make millions off the movie.

Latest installment: I'm on a planet named Xandar. Lots of weird ass people on this place - I'm gonna call them aliens because they ain't all normal looking. Then again, I'm a furball with a big ass gun on my back so who am I to judge? Anyway the big tree? Groot? Yeah, he's drinking out of a water fountain like it ain't no thing. It's just something that people do, except it ain't because no one else is doing it.

Then I find a big bounty. Lots of credits (because that's what people use). And then it ends before it repeats from the beginning. So let me tell ya feeling the torture of being experimented on (again) ain't good. My back literally hurts from it.

[Private to Peter Quill]
Don't take this the wrong way, but you were in my dream. You were the bounty that me and Groot found. Hilarious.

Feb. 19th, 2017


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All right. Apparently I was melting the popsicle down to make it into smaller popsicles and then I sold them to Lemmings. So I guess that's that answer. Pawpsicles. I question myself in the dreams a lot.

But for everyone who was wondering why I was melting a popsicle, now you know the why.

Feb. 7th, 2017


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Now we're talking with these dreams. I'm a raccoon, that much is a given, and you know what? I've come to accept that somehow my psyche thought a raccoon was the best way for me to work through this PTSD shit. But whatever. Last night was a doozy. Me and the talking tree, whose name is Groot, by the way, become bounty hunters.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Can you believe that shit? And guess what?? We're in fucking space! And there are jails in space, and we got a spaceship, and like the badass that I am in real life I break us out of jails whenever we get caught.

It's great. Keep this up, OC water. These dreams are almost as good as going to the movies.

Feb. 6th, 2017


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So these Dreams you guys keep talking about, are they super realistic, but at the same time pretty goddamn ludicrous? Like shooting things and they explode into clouds of blood dust ludicrous?

Jan. 29th, 2017


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So after making a big deal about getting this jumbo elephant popsicle for my 'not actually my child' son, I guess we decided the next plan of action was melting down said popsicle and collecting the juice into jars. I don't know what we're going to do with that, but I'm sure there's a reason for it.

I am still pretty sure that this is the stupidest shit I have ever dreamt about. I'm not going to deny that it sounds like something I would do, but without all the pieces, I can't say for sure that it's something I would do. Would have done, really.

Jan. 8th, 2017


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All right, all right. I admit it. I think someone found the kool aid and drugged my drinks. This is just weird. I don't like it. Nice orange vest, blondie.

Dec. 17th, 2016


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I think I've been drugged or being around you all has driven me mad

So I still don't think I understand why these weird people are dressed up as Christmas characters, but I guess everyone has to get into the Christmas spirit somehow. Not that I really think I'm at all ready for the holidays.

Nov. 26th, 2016


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A piece of paper with this site's web address was pinned to the bulletin board in my bar. Didn't have a name of a site or anything, just the address. So I thought it may be some kind of Deep Web sort of thing. Little disappointed to see it's just a forum.

That being said though, what the hell kind of forum is this?

Nov. 22nd, 2016


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Dream me made it! I'm the first bunny officer, and have been assigned to Precinct 1 in Zootopia after graduating from the Academy. I gotta say that the obstacles they had set up at the Academy were a lot more difficult than the ones I had to go through here. I think it had more to do with my short bunny stature than anything else though. Still, I managed to find a way to overcome them, and make it. Right before I woke up, I was saying goodbye to my parents and getting onto a train to make my way to Zootopia. Not before my parents, more specifically my dad, had this whole spiel about how dangerous it is out there with all the predators and how foxes were definitely the worst. I mean, he had this whole bag full of different fox deterrents. I finally agreed to take a canister of fox repellent just to make him happy.

While it was sad to leave my family, I think I'm more excited than anything else. Being able to go out there and live my dream is awesome.

It's also awesome that I woke up to find that little can of fox repellent on my nightstand. Not that I'd ever use it, but still, it's cute.

Nov. 16th, 2016


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Whoever started those Obama/Biden memes was a genius. Right when I think I've seen them all another one pops up on my Newsfeed or on twitter. I hope they never stop.

Getting to see my mom on Sunday was nice and I got to introduce her and Izzy, which was a lot less awkward than my own meeting with Izzy's parents at the wedding. My mom was talking about maybe coming out here for Chanukah, which would be pretty awesome.

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Still haven't sampled the Kool-Aid If there's anything more tiresome, it's listening to people argue over politics when you're at work and haven't had any coffee yet. After that, it's probably the sound of children screaming.

Nov. 15th, 2016


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So hey guys.

I'm Hannah's super embarrassing older brother and I told her I was gonna do this so I'm gonna do this and be the obnoxious older brother that it is in my DNA to be.

So I hear she has some guy friends. Jim and Minato? And I just wanted to say HI!

Come say hi back, introduce yourselves, let's be friends.

Also all other people who are friends with Hannah Washington LET'S ALL BE FRIENDS, I want to meet all of you!

Oct. 20th, 2016


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So nothing weird to report. Except for the strange homeless man that attempted to lick me in an effort to...I don't even know. I was too busy trying to avoid getting licked by a stranger. Today's been interesting.

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Because clearly calling yourselves the Church of Blood isn't death cultist enough. No, let's try to force a supposed prophecy marriage to bring about the apocalypse just to drive the point home.


At least I have an actual body again.

Oct. 9th, 2016


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So a couple people at the station say this place is the place to be, but I'm starting to question them a little. What is everyone here on? I'd say can I have some, but I don't think I need to deal with that. But the Nick before the PD probably would have sold it

I'm Nick Wilde and I have no idea why I'm here now that I am.