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Feb. 23rd, 2013

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I wanted to put you all on notice: Hard Edge Couture is expanding into men's shoes. And we'll need testers for our boots and shoes.

I intend to have a market share similar to Berluti and J.M. Weston; prices will run in the $250-$350 range, but the materials are quality. Mostly leather, but a few skins. Stingray, if it can be gotten legally and sustainably.

Interested in testing out a pair or two? Let me know, gentlemen. There'd be small compensation, and you might get to keep the pair you try out. I'd be happy to set up a meeting in the near future, though I suppose I'll need office space. Especially if my carriage house remains a giant fucking sentient rosebush.

Seriously, what the hell is wrong with the OC.

Feb. 22nd, 2013


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I'd like to remind everyone that shared mass hallucinations are not impossible. Neurological adjustment has come leaps and bounds in the past decades, and that's just what we know of. It would be easily dispersed through the water supply or (and this is less likely) airborne methods.

As always, I'm offering free consultations. This is...an interesting circumstance.

Feb. 18th, 2013


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Time travel is a really, really freaky thing.

Feb. 15th, 2013

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Go home sky, you're drunk.

How many weird things are going to be up there this week?

I probably shouldn't entertain the idea of stealing the giant meteor and making it into a private vacation home. Even if it amuses me. I don't think I have a net big enough.

Feb. 14th, 2013


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Oh my god. My father is dead.

Bellatrix
Tell me it wasn't you.

Feb. 12th, 2013


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Hey, someone else here mentioned the pope so I don't have to be the first and, I don't know, offend people here or anything that way when I say good riddance and that I laughed at first when I heard the news, but then that sense of relief, extreme fucking relief took over. It would probably be considered sacrilegious to drop by and light a candle and fall to my knees in front of an altar thanking God for what just happened, but I'm thinking I'll probably do it after class.

It's probably too soon to hope that the church manages to actually become a part of the real world through losing one pontiff , but I can hope and pray that they get someone normal, someone sane, and someone willing to look out for all of us and not just the chosen ones in this time anyway.

I mean, I finally got over the conditioning that I could have God and salvation, or I could have my life on the terms I want to live it in when I tried, really tried, coming back last month and got an answer when it turned out, yeah, God meant for the things that make me happy to be part of my life, but that didn't mean I'm exactly welcome at most parishes or masses either.


Maybe the pope stepping down is one of those hints that the people running all these things might finally take notice, that that chance is finally here, and things are opening up again. I finally got okay with both parts of who I am at last, and maybe, this time, the humans who run things can actually do the same. I mean, there might be some kid like me who doesn't have to deal with what I did as a teenager in the future.

I know, it's a long shot, it's still the Catholic Church and everything, but I don't know, it makes me hope that better things are coming.

Feb. 8th, 2013

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Has anyone looked into the fact that Orange County as a whole tends to be a big, huge magnet for fucked up shit? Once is a happening. Twice is a coincidence. Three times is data.

Feb. 4th, 2013


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It has come to my attention, namely, via email exchange with my political theory professor that I've been...'different' lately in a way that concerns her. It...I'm going to copy/paste:

...Isn't so much what you've said that's been concerning me but how you look when you say it. it seems as if you've left reality behind...

...It seems that you're under a lot of stress this semester. Have you considered trying out the counseling services at Student Health? That might be beneficial...


In short, my professor doesn't think I'm a horrible distraction or disturbance but that I'm somehow still terrifying and having a break with reality.

I'm not quite sure how I ought to feel about this. Have the rest of the people who deal with me on a daily basis noticed anything like that that I might not have?

Jan. 30th, 2013


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I am finally beginning to feel a little more human and breath a little easier after that virus. I got hit with it really hard. We weren't sure I was going to make it out alive there for a little while, but I guess I must be a fighter in another lifetime or something. I'm certainly stubborn enough in my If bad things could stop happening to me, that would be swell. I'm not sure I have anymore room in my life for tragedy. My tragedy jar is all full up. Let's move onto comedy now.

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I'm really relieved that all my students who caught that virus made it through okay. It's so good to be able to have a full classroom again. I made a "Welcome Back" banner with all their names on it and hung it up the classroom. The whole class decided to right "I survived quarantine" or "I survived the plague" on it, signing their names under the statements of survival.

I'm glad things worked out and that they were able to bounce back from this so well.

Jan. 6th, 2013


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I don't like my dreams. Everyone looks so sad.

Dec. 2nd, 2012


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In my dreams I'm a vampire. Who else is a vampire?
Are there other mythical creatures
I've read about unicorns, but


Let's have a contest. Strangest powers in dreams. Go.

Nov. 30th, 2012

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Has anyone here dreamed of giving up things or making sacrifices... for possibly foolish reasons? I'm just looking for someone who might be going through the same thing as I.

Nov. 27th, 2012


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Ladies & Gentlemen, boys and girls and whatever you identify with, I have an announcement. Big, life changing announcement actually.

Well, not for you. I mean, your lives will basically be the same.

I, Tony Stark, will be marrying the hell out of Pepper Potts because I asked her and she said yes. And if any of you talk her out of it, I'll find where you live and blast metal outside your house while you try to bring home your date for the first time. You know the one, the hot architect or whatever.

But seriously. We're engaged.

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I really, really, really, really, really, How many reallys can I use before people find it annoying, hate therapy.

There are reasons I wanted the stuff that's come up to stay back there.

Nov. 25th, 2012


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The worst thing about ordering things online is the wait. OH GOD THE WAIT. C'mon new computer parts, get here already! Curse the postal services for not running on weekends!

I miss instant gratification. But it's so tedious to go shopping in a real store. Especially at this time of year.

Nov. 24th, 2012


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This was my first holiday without Brandir. It's funny. I haven't thought about him in a while. I found myself feeling guilty about it over the Thanksgiving holiday, like I should be ashamed that I'm starting to forget him and move on. I think that's what he would want for me though. I don't think he'd want me to mourn over him forever. I have to keep reminding myself that.

The next month isn't going to be easy, but I think I'm a little better equipped to handle it than I was before. I owe all of that to Phil.

Nov. 16th, 2012


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There are some amazing pictures online of the solar eclipse.

It really makes you appreciate what an incredible world we live in. Or at least that's what it does to me.

Oct. 23rd, 2012

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So things are always this dramatic on here, huh? Therapists must be making a killing. I mean, this place makes the Real Housewives look fucking sensible.

Oct. 20th, 2012


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Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.

I'm not pregnant. I'm just getting fat!

Oct. 18th, 2012

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Okay, this might be gross to some of you, but these: Seasnax Well, they are amazing. They are my new favorite thing.

Oct. 8th, 2012


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My God, what a bitch.

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...Uh...

the hell did I just read? Fuck's sake, the man's my godfather. Porn star guy IS hot but not really my type so much. Ollie's type? I'd buy it, but...

Yes, Network, I'm fine. No, Network, I'm not coming back.

((IP address traces to a coffee shop in Fisherman's Wharf, San Francisco))

Oct. 1st, 2012


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Since everyone is talking about their dreams and the fantastic places they dreamt of so I figured I would share this. It has been a while since I shared a photo and it is one of those whimsical places I would think would find its way into a dream.

Cut for photo )

Sep. 23rd, 2012

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Electronics malfunctions becoming problematic.

Sep. 14th, 2012


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With all of these parties and charity gala invitations I'm going to run out of dresses to wear eventually. This means I get a free pass to go and buy a new one, right?

Sep. 12th, 2012


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Band broke up again. Not my fault that teh drummer wanted 2 go 2 gyno-wutevar pootang Dr skool + bass guy kept forgeting 2 buy beer + singer couldn't sing even if I kicked him in teh nuts repeetedly. FFS u loozers. Wait 4 my solo albim.

They said I couldn't play gitar but I don't have thyme + teh effort 2 listen 2 that bunch of raging kock monsterz.

Its the backseet of teh car again or I need a nu cooch 2 crash on 4 a weak.

I thynk they phucked with my speel checker on my fone b4 they kiked me out.

Haha Nao check out my ringtone )

Aug. 31st, 2012

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Tomorrow, it all begins. My life really begins.

I'm leaving home, moving into student housing, starting art school. I'll be in the shop on Saturdays--although we're closed this weekend for the holiday.

It's all happening.


[Private to Nemo]

Can I see you one last time, before I go?

Aug. 23rd, 2012

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So I have this project, and I think I'm going to need some help getting started. I don't mind getting my hands dirty, but I'm not good at all the frou-frou stuff that comes with decorating. Can anyone point me the way toward a good cleaning service? And also a decorator...or something.

Man, I must be desperate if I'm asking for a decorator.

Aug. 22nd, 2012


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This is going to sound weird, I know, but like...

I have this phrase stuck in my head. Like in the back of my mind, and I don't know where I heard it or where it's from.

It's so weird.

Aug. 19th, 2012


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No amount of research seems to make these dreams make any more sense. I think I've taken out every single book I can about AIs... there's nothing like what I am what I see in my dreams.

It's certainly an interesting subject, though. I can't complain about having more to read.

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How many scientists out there right now are trying to understand how these dreams work? I've done a bit of testing and theorizing on my own, but there is strength in numbers. I desperately need to understand this phenomenon.

Aug. 8th, 2012

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[Friends Locked]

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I'm not sure how it happened, but I don't appear to be grounded anymore. My dad didn't exactly say anything about it, but he'd sent me on a few errands out of the shop and he never does that while I'm grounded. I tested it by visiting Adella. Not a peep. So, maybe I'm only assuming... but I think he actually believes I was telling the truth about what happened after the earthquake. Which I was! I just left out certain parts...

The parts I can't remember either. The missing days.


ooc: you can assume anyone can read this. friends locked really just means her npc!dad can't

Aug. 7th, 2012


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[Private to Donna]

I quite enjoyed our adventure the other day! Joe the Handyman will have stories to tell for years.

Well, months.

Well, a few days. But they'll be good days!

[/Donna]

[Private to Troy and Liam Smith]

It has recently come to my attention that you may be versions of me from the future or the past, relative to my own personal timeline, in an alternate reality.

How are you?

[/Doctors]

Yeah, Olympics.

They certainly are a thing. That happens. Every other year.

Aug. 2nd, 2012

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I'm very sorry to ask a stupid question, but has anyone heard of a place called Krypton?

I know. It sounds very made up.
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Just to touch base, I'm fine. Some weird things happened after the earthquakes, but I'm unharmed. I'm also grounded for the rest of my life. But the joke's on him. I'm not planning on sticking around much longer.

Jul. 28th, 2012


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Well, I'm back.

Oh, I left, also.

Jul. 11th, 2012


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Today was "therapy" day for me. It didn't go as horribly as I expected when we talked about how I didn't handle the fourth very well, even though I didn't hear much of it. The lights and the sound I did hear though, yeah, not dealing too well with it. We talked about coping techniques and then my therapist brought up an idea I hadn't thought about, but don't actually mind.

'A pet would be a good idea'. She told me, and mentioned that in my line of work, it could be helpful. So now I've got a brochure on Hearing Dogs, and how to apply for one. They could train it both to hear things for me, and to deal with me when I get...funny.

I'm not sure if I'm ready for that, actually. The last pet that I had...I had to leave her behind when I came back here. The Fucking Army can expend everywhere else, but it can't let me bring home my kitten.

...I didn't even know that one still pissed me off. I guess it's all the dog business that's making me think about it. If I'm ready for an animal in my life again, and well, if I want to admit that I need help when I'm out in public. A dog would make me visible, point out that I'm the guy that doesn't hear too well and everything else. On the other hand, it might be nice to have something furry to sit with on the couch again, and this time have it able to help me.


I'm thinking about it anyway...

Jul. 1st, 2012

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CERN to announce latest experiment results from Large Hadron Collider on Wednesday. 7,000 year old DNA discovered in caveman bones in Spain. NASA developing method of growing fresh food in space. Doctors develop microparticles that can oxygenate body without breathing.

Exciting times!

Jun. 30th, 2012

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National Geographic channel is running some kind of all-day marathon of alien shows. Right now? Aliens in Fresno. I swear it's like the media is in hilarious, hilarious collusion to bring the lulz.

Jun. 23rd, 2012


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I know everybody talks about their dreams here, but I never paid much attention to it before. I think I'm joining the club, though. Had some good dreams last night.

Jun. 21st, 2012


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THIS HAS BEEN SUCH A SUPER GOOD WEEK EVERYONE!

So many new friends and holy crap gyros are really awesome if you combine them with tacos. Two great tastes that go great together!

I hope everyone else has had fun too!!!

Jun. 19th, 2012

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I'm not sure if my trig test was easy, or I just did everything wrong. Um. I'm sort of not used to being by myself anymore either. It makes things surprisingly difficult to concentrate on.

Jun. 13th, 2012


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I seem to have avoided the crazy this time around. It's a nice change.

Jun. 5th, 2012


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Dreams are doorways to other worlds


[info]gandalf
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If anyone wants to dream while awake, I can provide.


Edited in after about ten minutes of looking for the button

For free.

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The shrinks must be making a killing.

Jun. 6th, 2012


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Next person who tries to sit on Tank is getting their asses kicked. Only so much a tortoise can take until he gets bitey.

...Or until he hides in his shell and I get real annoyed. Poor little guy.

Jun. 5th, 2012

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Cannot find any reference to extrasolar planets called Omega. Strange dreams of alien plagues becoming more frequent. Troubling.

Jun. 4th, 2012


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[location encrypted; having an ex who was good with computers was useful]

I'm looking for a therapist who doesn't think pills and padded cells are the best way to deal with perfectly lucid people. Any takers?

[private to Castiel]
I think we're running short on cash. I don't really have any ideas yet. You?

May. 28th, 2012


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Family emergencies are the worst, especially when your family is thousands of miles away. I hope I didn't miss anything too important.