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Mar. 11th, 2019


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Well I think I just disproved my own theory that if I stayed busy enough I wouldn’t have any dreams this semester at school. I finally found out what the key in my dreams opens up! There was a little curtain off to one side of the hall, and inside is this little tiny door- maybe a foot tall- and the key fits it! I open it up and there’s this really beautiful garden on the other side and I lay there looking at it for a while, wishing that I could get in there but my head won’t even fit through the door.

I finally quit laying on the floor, wishing, and go back to the table I found the key on and now there’s a bottle that has a label that says Drink Me on it! I know it wasn’t there when I first got the key, but it is now and it’s not labeled poison, so I drink it and it tastes pretty good. And after a minute makes me shrink down to the right size to fit through the door but just my dreamluck - I locked the door when I went back to the table and left the key on top of it, and can’t reach it anymore. And no matter how many times I try to climb that table I keep slipping back down to the floor and I finally just give up and start to cry.

And that’s when I woke up here. And found that same bottle on my pillow next to me. A part of me really wants to take a sip and see if it will make me shrink here like it did in the drams but the rest of me is saying “Don’t be stupid Alice. You have no way of reversing the shrinking and can’t take care of Kurt if you’re only ten inches tall! And you definitely can’t go to classes or auditions if you can’t be seen!”

Mar. 6th, 2019


[info]godplaysdice
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A while back I got shot, and that really sucked. It put me in a wheelchair, and that really sucked, too. I've made pretty long strides since then, even gotten some feeling back, but this whole time my therapist kept telling me I should get some kind of animal companion.

Guess they make your mental health a less sketchy place. So Rose and I finally went out and got me a kitten. They're pretty low maintenance, you know, while still being generally warm and fuzzy. Better than fish, I guess. Hopefully I keep this thing alive.

Funny thing though, Logan. I'm gonna have to name this cat after you. Because look at this:

cut for image size, open to all though - pretend the woman in the picture is neena )

Beer isn't good for kitties, little guy.

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Getting real tired of nightmares and people betraying us. You'd think we'd learn to not let others get that far. How the hell did this happen twice? Why does this keep being a thing. A friend, someone I cared about wants to destroy us. Again.

Feb. 9th, 2019


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I knew there was a reason I liked Tequila.

Feb. 6th, 2019


[info]godplaysdice
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You wanna know what regret looks like?

Equal parts 151, Maker's Mark, and Patron. All in a big party in a shot glass. Though for me, I'm going for a bigger glass. Twice the regret that way, right?

Jan. 18th, 2019


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...Just watched a lady standing on a rooftop fireball a whole street of zombies

It was ... hot.

Jan. 17th, 2019


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I really, really need to stop reading Tinder profiles at 3am. They are funny, but I was damn close to clicking contact. That is just awkward, and probably something I don't really need anyway. What else is there to do when I can't sleep. I don't need cooking ware, or cheap ass jewelry.

I don't even know.

Jan. 14th, 2019


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Found one of my employees at the bar skimmin' out of the cash register.

Turns out he's been havin' problems at home. Suspended him for the week and told him next time to come an' talk to me.

Jan. 9th, 2019


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Just when we thought we got rid of the face that betrayed us, he has another Earth-2 counterpart. So now I get to look at the face of the man responsible for my nightmares and killing me again but can't do anything about it. We apparently have to work with him because he knows something about Zoom that we don't.

Every night now it seems like I'm getting dreams. Now there's a new meta in town from another Earth calling herself Dr. Light. Our other baddie Zoom is forcing her to create havoc on our Earth because of the breach between our worlds. Got a bad feeling this is going to be a trend.

Dec. 11th, 2018


[info]godplaysdice
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So much for wishes coming true this year, I guess. Fuck you, Orange County. And Fuck Santa, too.

Dec. 8th, 2018


[info]captainpoppins
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[info]captainpoppins
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Well I ain't lookin' at Frosty the Snowman the same way again thanks to this nonsense.

Nov. 27th, 2018


[info]shadowcat
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My neighbors already have their Christmas lights up.

Would it be epic or obnoxious to put up a giant inflatable Menorah this year?

Nov. 9th, 2018


[info]captainpoppins
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Fuck these dreams. They can go to hell.

Ain't right for someone to dream about dyin', much less in front of the only family you had.

Nov. 3rd, 2018


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Welp. Gonna need a new Roomba. Mine's got a knife in it, but it seriously had that shit coming. I thought Chickens were terrifying and it was probably one of the few things in life that actually scared the hell out of me, but now we can add 'my automatic carpet cleaner coming to life and trying to kill me' to the list.

It twitched for a bit after I knifed it so I emptied a magazine into it just to be safe. I'm kind of surprised my neighbors didn't call the cops over that one.

Anyway it's been dead for a few days and my microwave finally stopped getting stuck at odd seconds, so I guess this new brand of crazy is over?

Oct. 27th, 2018


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My coffee maker is on the fritz. Churned out some kind of sludge, and then I swear to god it beeped angrily at me.

Oct. 21st, 2018


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I don't even know if I'm just daydreaming this or what because to be honest most days I am completely losing track of time and space, let alone my life.

But I am pretty sure that I just actually wiggled my big toe. Like... I'm pretty sure it really did move.

Oct. 19th, 2018


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I was in Autozone picking up some parts for a job and I literally had a man try to explain spark plugs to me.

For those of you not car savvy, that's a bit like explaining what a keyboard is to a computer geek.

I'm just... and he wouldn't let me get a word in edgewise, I was about ready to hit him!

Oct. 13th, 2018


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[info]_badwolf_
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Another dream, another chance to save the world! A new adventure with the new Doctor didn't disappoint.

Maybe this'll work out.

Doctor )

Neena )

Oct. 5th, 2018


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I think I need a less shitty bigger place. Maybe a house again.

Kinda miss havin' a yard.

Sep. 28th, 2018


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Go to sleep and every damn night for a week it's that same weird alien dream. Get shot - thanks for that, dreams, really needed a reminder - die, wake up in the morgue fully healed and ready to party. And then there's Junior, the new alien symbiote spine implant.

For the first 30 seconds I wake up I actually still feel like my legs can move at any second. It's like they're really functioning. And then? Nope. Just me, staring down at my big toe and telling myself to wiggle it. Is that a tv trope or does that shit even really work?

I don't know if I'm supposed to drink on this medication and I don't care.

Sep. 11th, 2018


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Some kid tried to follow me and I nearly shot him. Guess I'm a little jumpy.

Sep. 3rd, 2018


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I think I’m going to have to sell my car so I can get one with more cargo space. Even if it is weird to me to think of my and Kurt’s things as cargo. I still love my car but there’s just not enough room for me to to put his bag and my bags in it so that I can get them out easily on days when he’s at the campus daycare instead of his dad’s and after classes I have a training session and a photoshoot or an audition - because yes I will not show up to an audition in my school clothes.

I guess what I’m looking for here is recommendations. I want something reliable and safe, of course, and with lots of room for our things but isn’t too large for me to handle easily.

Aug. 27th, 2018


[info]godplaysdice
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Okay look this place is kind of. There is something going on here. Alright?

People keep disappearing... and they're always trying to make me sleepy. They took my weapon away. I told them it was for in case the imps and undead came back but even though the curtains are still singed they keep saying there were never any imps here at all.

I don't care if I AM starting to get better, I need to get out of here. I swear either I'm going insane or this place already is.


Edited the next morning:
Well, that's a hell of a sedative/painkiller combo they dosed me with. Show's over, folks.

That said, I'm pretty well done with this place regardless of how fucking crazy I sounded last night.

Aug. 3rd, 2018


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I know these things, they're worse than orcs, they're the reason the orcs went all rampagy. They're called the Burning Legion and their goal is nothing less than the annihilation of all life in the universe.

They can be beat individually and as a group, but god help us if Kil'jaeden or another general arrives. I just... I just dreamed that a few days ago. It took three entire armies holding back the onslaught of demons and risen dead and an entire species giving up their immortality to stop him.

Be careful.

Jul. 6th, 2018


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Figures they'd let me out of the hospital just in time for the heat wave. I'm almost glad they're shipping me off somewhere else soon enough.

Jun. 6th, 2018


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Christ, getting shot is exhausting. Don't put that on your to do list.

May. 17th, 2018


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[info]godplaysdice
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No amount of black coffee can fix this.

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Time for some fucking alcohol

May. 3rd, 2018


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[info]_badwolf_
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So. Don't go outside. You probably saw everyone else's posts about what's goin' on and think 'oh it can't be so bad, I've seen worse!' No way, these buggers are smart. And that makes them scary. I plan to hunker down and sit the rest of this out!

And if you're one of those hero types that wants to look out for everyone else, bless you. After all this blows over, come over to Baxter's and there's a coffee and danish in it for you.

Audrey )

Henry )

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That is not news I wanted to wake up to, but the large green brutes that came out of that portal in Irvine are from my dreams.

They're very dangerous and unless you're skilled in combat you should avoid them. Even alone they can prove challenging.

In my experience some can be reasoned with, particularly if you can appeal to their code of honor, but these ones are ... beefed up by corrupted, demonic magic. Prone to blood rages and the like.

Apr. 19th, 2018


[info]captainpoppins
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Well look at that. I killed me a giant ass wolf and a sabre tooth in whatever the hell realm that was. Took some of their teeth for souvenirs and they came back with me! Now I just gotta figure out what to make with these things.

[OOC EDIT: I CLEARLY DID NOT READ THE WIKI CLOSE ENOUGH AND DIDN'T REALIZE DINOS WERE EXTINCT IN THIS ERA AND IT WAS ALL BIG MAMMALS. OOPS. I'M RETCONNING HIS POST AND COMMENTS TO SABRETOOTH CATS ETC.]

Apr. 16th, 2018


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Are there any particularly talented healers on this thing?

Apr. 14th, 2018


[info]captainpoppins
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Well, damn. Got a new dream and boy is it a doozy.

Taserface tossed me and Rocket into the brig after this blue chick convinced him we were more valuable alive considerin' we had large bounties on our heads. Spent about five seconds feeling sorry for myself 'fore Rocket tells me Quill is with Ego. Well I can't have that, considerin' I know what Ego really wants from him. So we hatch a plan to bust out.

Only...we gotta rely on the twig (literally a tiny talkin', walkin' little tree thing) to get my other fin as the one on my noggin' is currently busted. Stupid little guy kept bringin' the wrong stuff like he don't understand a damn thing we're sayin'. I can't even say some of the things he found that weren't my fin. Finally Kraglin, my former crewmate, rolls up with my fin and blubbers some apology about how he didn't mean to start a mutiny. Yeah, well, stupid is as stupid does. Still, I ain't about to kill the only member of my crew left that actually gives a damn about me.

So out we go, struttin' out of the jail cell and down the corridors of my ship and I whistle the hell outta my Yaka arrow. I take out every single one of those bastards. I don't even need to see 'em to get 'em. It was a damned fine light show! I saved the best trick for last: I blew up half my ship - with Taserface in it.

Karma's a bitch, you dumb, ugly bastard.

Apr. 12th, 2018


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I think I'm gonna head north again for a few days. This place and I are... fuck it. whatever. no one gives a shit

Apr. 1st, 2018


[info]godplaysdice
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Well, the bar's toast. That many peeps in one place was never gonna be anything but a bad idea.

I had nothing to do with this bullshit, I want you all to know that. I don't care if the Universe has ears, I didn't summon killer easter bunnies or screaming peeps of multiplying death. This wasn't me.

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I will never try that peep joustin' thing again. I'm gonna have nightmares of that sound now. How was I supposed to know them dang things was alive?

Kept the rest as is and now they're chirpin' and bouncin' about. Cute little buggers.

On another note, anybody else seen those nasty bunnies around? The kind that'll tear your face off if you so much as look at 'em?

Mar. 26th, 2018


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Ugh, social media. Well this sure is a insane nice website you've got going on here. Now that I'm all settled in, I thought I'd drop in and say hi. Sure beats beating the pavement the old fashioned way.

I'm Jessica, and I just opened up Alias Investigations here. So, if you need a PI, you don't need to look any further.

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Alright, so all of you that told me there was nothing good at the end of secret tunnels? You were right.There was no treasure or anything like that. Just the knowledge that our parents are all criminal masterminds or something. They call themselves The Pride. What kind of a lame name is that? My dad probably came up with it. Sounds like the type of thing his nerdy ass would think was cool.

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The worst part about moving so far is trying to get my crock-pot back from the neighbor. How do you forget that it wasn’t yours? I mean honestly. How? When you have to call someone to ask if they have one you can borrow - you can’t really expect the person who loaned it to you to believe that, right? The sad part is if she’d asked me flat out if she could have kept it - I’d probably have let her. I mean I have two after all and loaned her the one I don’t use very often, but kept just in case something happened and the other one got broken. I just don’t like being lied to and manipulated like I think she was trying to do.

Mar. 24th, 2018


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The King is dead, and I have my home back. And how fitting that the king in this chess set suffered a crack. I do love irony when it works out like this.

Mar. 23rd, 2018


[info]captainpoppins
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All right dreams, enough's enough. My backyard and now my front yard is full of pieces of my ship. Looks like a damn junk yard.

I got cited an' need to clean this up. Anyone interested in figurin' out how to assemble this jigsaw puzzle? Preferably someplace else?

Mar. 19th, 2018


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Yeah, I should have seen that coming. Guess some people are meant to die. Couldn't save her there, either. And this time, I take the blame while the Empress's killers are free and Emily is in danger.



Great timing on getting fired too

Mar. 18th, 2018


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So, what? You come here to talk about your little dreams, commiserate about how awful your lives are.

Please. I’ve got stories that would give you nightmares.

Mar. 16th, 2018


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Hypothetical question. Say something from the dreams got loose, something that isn't supposed to be here. Something some people might consider a monster. Who would you call about that?

Seriously, has anyone seen a steno running around? It's kind of a cross between a cat and a dog. Except bigger, uglier, hairless.

Second question. Anyone have a cage I can borrow? A big one.

Mar. 13th, 2018


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So I forgot to share with y'all that I found out what happened next after half my crew was about to mutiny. Someone blasted me from behind and shot out the fin in my head, which is why I woke up with it a while back all busted.

Well, in the dreams when I woke up, I was tied to a chair in my own ship and the half of my crew that turned against me decided to start executin' those who were still loyal to me. By sendin' em out of an airlock into space. Wasn't nothin' I could do about it but watch and feel sorry for myself I'd gotten my crew into this mess. All cuz I was soft on Quill.

Shittiest feeling in the world, watching good men die and being too broken to do much about it. I swear if Taserface were here right now, I wouldn't hesitate to beat the hell outta him and then put him full 'a holes with my Yaka arrow. Makes my blood boil that dumbass took over my crew and did what he done to 'em.

Mar. 10th, 2018


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hwy cant i be happ for once? what did i ever do to dserve this?




[ooc: shes obviously drunk, if my intentional typos didnt stick]

Mar. 7th, 2018


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I'm new to the area and I'm wondering, what are some good clubs or bars in the area? Actually, they don't even have to be good ones. I'll even take bad ones or dive bars.

Mar. 6th, 2018


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I'm pleased to announce that for the next four weeks you can stop on into The Inferno and treat yourself to one of these:



Some weird ass site called 'pinterest' calls it Peeps on the Beach, but I'm calling it Peeps on Fire. 'Cause those little chicks? Are dipped in Bacardi and are about to be set on fire.

Happy ****ing Easter, Valarnet.

Mar. 5th, 2018


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IV coffee drip please? No? Shit. I need a vacation. Maybe even one where someone tries to kidnap me again. I could use the chance to break someone.

Mar. 4th, 2018


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I haven't had any new dreams since the whole mutant deportation debacle, which left off on a kind of cliffhanger because of course it did.

So I know more is coming and it's probably going to be bad because it always is, but I don't know when or what will happen.

I think I've passed anxiety into acceptance.