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Nov. 3rd, 2015


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I got fired today.

Turning into a demon horse apparently isn't a viable reason for missing work.

Nov. 1st, 2015


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Now, unless I've been wandering in a hazy hallucination for days, then all of this madness is real. A bit much to welcome a newcomer with, especially one who has crossed the ocean just to settle in this lovely corner of the world, but as a person living in the States for the first time at least it's not boring. Yet. Is it ever?

Though I would welcome tips about the usuals - dirty pubs, mostly, but I'm collecting as much info as I can get about day-to-day life here and things to do. Which pretty face(s) wants to assist me there? I'm quite a sucker for a pretty face.

Oct. 31st, 2015


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There are cardboard bats flying around the shelter. The cardboard bats I hung up in the common room. I wish I could say I'm surprised by this, but I'm not. Do you think I could shoot them down? Would that even work?

Oct. 30th, 2015


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Getting to work on set pieces helps business, but it amps up the pressure. I keep telling myself I'm good enough. My work speaks for itself. It doesn't matter I'm not a genius on art history. There are a thousand things to say to make it all seem okay to be a guy who sells to a Hollywood set.

I'm not usually a guy lacking confidence.

Guess it all comes down to how much something means to me as to how much I care about the rest of the world's opinion.

Oct. 28th, 2015


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I sometimes wonder if my dreams are changing me... my breathing has become labored recently. I went to the doctor, and everything seems to check out fine. At least for now, maybe it's all in my head?

I try meditating to overcome these things, but they're difficult. I also think I've become too enraptured in my own thoughts--are there any Halloween parties I should be made aware of that I could, potentially get involved with?

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I finished my work early! I am officially going out to do something like a normal person my age!

I'll have to apologize to Zora when I come home tipsy, but whatever, she'll get over it with tunafishes.

Oct. 27th, 2015


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So I heard something on the radio the other day, a new study of sorts (it lasted two bloody years!), with the results indicating that over 60% of the women surveyed watch porn and of that percentage, 66% are watching it alone - as in, for their own enjoyment, and don't really care to use it to figure out what their partner likes or wants in bed. Mostly just using it as a 'quick road to orgasm' so I say, good on you, ladies.

Most also tend to view it on their Smartphones which I wasn't so sure about but I guess it leaves one hand free, so there you go.

I'm Isabela. I thought talking about porn was a good way to make a splash. Isn't it always?

Oct. 24th, 2015


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I've found my way home. Apparently I didn't lose my job at the diner, because apparently being put in a coma isn't a fireable offense, so I'll be taking that up again... just not tonight. They gave me the weekend off to ... recuperate.

Oct. 19th, 2015


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I found it. Didn't think I actually would, but I did. I can't believe it was here.

Now, unfortunately, I don't know where here is... it's all really a haze. I can't be sure I'm really even awake. It's cold, too, and I'm hungry...

I probably should be trying to figure out where I am instead of talking on this thing, I just figured I'd let people know I'm alive.
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Reasons why I moved to California:

1. Who doesn't want to live in California?
2. I was tired of living in Vegas.
3. Getting the chance to be the lead animal behavior expert for a zoo whose application was more involved than my application to get my masters.

Reasons why I should have Googled more before moving to California:

1. "Zoo" is a loose term which can also translate to "backyard menagerie."
2. Salary should always be discussed in advance.
3. Working two jobs to cover what I made at one.

Thanks for the welcome, Cali. How about you cut a guy a break now?

Oct. 17th, 2015


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I'm going to go find Link.

And when I do, I am going to put a leash on him. I shouldn't lose my boy, I'm a fairy.

Oct. 8th, 2015


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If you've seen the news, please, please refrain from hunting the spider. Please. It's my girlfriend. I recognize the markings, I don't know why she turned into that - and I don't think she knows either - but please don't attack. We'll, um. Handle it.

Somehow.

Oct. 5th, 2015


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I need help Link's hurt at his apartment no visible wounds but he's not moving
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Sep. 28th, 2015


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Oh, good. I was beginning to worry that I'd wake up with maleparts forevermore. That's an experience I don't care to participate in ever again, but does free will really exist here, in its entirety?

Neal, we need to swap clothes. Again.

Sep. 26th, 2015


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One thing has become absolutely clear to me since I've started dreaming: it doesn't matter what world you live in, whether it's this one or the dream one, the world is a terrible place. I don't mean to say it's inherently evil. It isn't. It's just nature not giving a damn, and that's fine; yet, when you include humans, or any humanoid creature for that matter, that nature becomes manipulated into something terrible.

Most will argue that there is plenty of good in this world, we just don't get visions of it on the news like we do the violence--but why is that? It's because violence sells, and why is that? Because maybe, while nature in and of itself isn't inherently evil, humanity is? There is so much wrong with this world, and we create our laws and justice system to fight it, but I find too often that justice isn't handed out. Justice is a thin shield that protects only a few and fails in so many more ways. That's not an insult to the police, or the military; I was military, I get fighting for justice, yet even I, as a Vet, still understand that not everything I fought for... was in the name of a better world. Maybe me, personally, but not my missions, not my government.

Why do I bring this up? Because I'm struggling to understand... is there a real thing such as justice, and at what point is it necessary for us to take it into our own hands?

Sep. 25th, 2015


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You know, I didn't think I was gonna wake up with a weenis today. But I did.

BUT I'M ALSO SUPER HOT, HOLY GOSH.

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Son of a bitch.

Sep. 18th, 2015


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I am now the proud owner of a boomerang, and a slingshot.

I also think I need to see a doctor, my head won't stop pounding, and I keep getting dizzy. Granted, my job doesn't pay medical, so there's that too.

Further, I'm actually intending to start playing through Assassin's Creed: Unity. I know it's supposed to be a broken ass game, but I need something to entertain me in my long, boring ass lonely nights after work.

[Private to Midna]

Was that offer of moving in still up there? Navi sent me an invitation too, in case my coming over was too much of a burden and you were just offering to be nice. Which, is awesome of you, but, I just--look I'm totally not good at this. I just want to make sure everything's cool before I just 'hey, I'm here'.

Also... if it's still cool, when can 'hey I'm here' can be 'here'?
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Sep. 12th, 2015


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I'm really beginning to dislike my dreams. They're making my head feel foggy, and I can't sleep very long with them, and of course my head hurts everytime I wake u too. What's getting worse, is that now my dreams are starting to feel more, present? Rather than just memories. The other night... the other night's one was really weird.

I won't go into too much detail about it with everyone, of course, but let's just say... it stuck out. It felt different than the usual dreams. Felt more like a ... like a warning.

Meh, whatever, I'll survive.

At any rate, I need to find a roommate at some point. My job's definitely not paying enough for my rent, and I'm beginning to sense I'll be deeply over my head at some point, and will likely end up living in a sewer drain, eating half-eaten, moldy McDonald's cheeseburgers to survive. I wonder if enough free ketchup packets will kill the taste of disease?
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Sep. 11th, 2015


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I'm ready for classes to start back up again. Perhaps teaching will give me the inspiration I need to get back into writing.

Sep. 5th, 2015


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So, I noticed that people here talk a lot about their dreams. I really hope I didn't spam some kind of therapy or support group by looking for a job.

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Does anyone know how to get glitter off of a cat? I might have had a Dream related incident.

Sep. 2nd, 2015


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Hello. My name is Illya Kuryakin. My employer told me I should join this network and properly introduce myself. I am Russian, from Moscow. I have never been to the United States before this time, but it does not seem so bad. I like these palm trees. They look nice. I did not know America could have these, too, only places in the tropical parts of the world.

So now I have done what I have been asked to do. We will see if it is worth the use.

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Holy shit I'm married. I'm married. I'm in Gascony and am married.

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Good Morning.

My name is Henry. I’ve been in the Orange County area for a little while now, but this is the first time I’ve tried social networking. I hadn’t even heard of this site until I did a network search just now. A lot of people seem to be here, so I thought I’d give it a try.

I’m a photographer currently working for [name of company], but I also do freelance work. I’m actually looking for more freelance work.

I do weddings, parties, prom, graduation, anything. If you’re interested, or know someone who is, please let me know.

Aug. 31st, 2015


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These dreams are beginning to make me restless. I have songs stuck in my head, I can't sleep because when I do I feel like I'm someone else, and that someone else has no desire to lay around and do nothing. It's killing me probably. Also I'm now engaged to a fish woman, I may, or may not have a crush on the red head farm hand named Malon, not to mention my crush on Saria... granted she's probably going to stay young forever and I won't. That's not even a discussion of personality, it's straight up true.

It's also hard living in that world, and waking up to the dull reality of life.

I say this because I'm currently sitting at work, watching people load things into boxes and take boxes off shelves and get them ready for delivery and what not. And I realize I'm super tired, and incredibly bored, and I've been doing this same routine night, after night, after night.

I need to stop complaining though, just more observing.
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Ok, I wanted to to this earlier but a week of prolonged rage didn't really seem like the best time.

I need a job, and it was suggested that putting the word out here might be a good idea.

I'm a high school graduate, ex-marine, disciplined, weapons specialist.

I'm not really sure what I'd like to do. Something outdoors would be nice, but I'm not above washing dishes if it comes down to it.

If anyone's got any leads, I'd appreciate it. I'd like to start feeling useful again.

Aug. 28th, 2015


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I'm really skeptical on how great would actually be to join the Kingsman.

Not only did we get drugged, tied up to a train track, and interrogated while a "train" came barreling down, but the last test was to shoot your dog. I ended up refusing to do so and was cast aside as Roxy became the new Lancelot. I then found out that there were just blanks in the gun after I ran off and Harry controlled a car to take me to his place.

Ugh, I still kind of want to help because I know that the villain in these dreams is totally up to something.

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I can't believe I'm getting married tomorrow.

It's so incredible. And even more incredible is that everything seems to be done and ready and going well. Which means I've totally just jinxed myself doesn't it?

Aug. 25th, 2015


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I hate admitting that I'm wrong.

That's why I'm not quite admitting that I was wrong.

But I'm also admitting Zee might have been a little bit right.

I drank more than enough to put myself out of commission last night, there's no questioning that, but...I don't even know why I'm bothering to write this here, it's just an old bastard rambling on after something's rattled his cage...I mean, who the fuck even cares, right? What's the bloody point?

I had a dream. A real one, one that I remembered after waking up. That never happens. Hasn't happened for years. The booze made sure of that.

This morning, I woke up starving, and sweaty. And terrified.

Aug. 23rd, 2015


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No... no no no no no.

Oh god, really? Why would you do this to me?

Guys...

I ...

Well look for yourselves.

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I don't know what this is.

I don't know what it's for. I don't know what to do with it.

All I know is that everyone and their mother's got one, so now I've got one too. It feels wonderful to have my finger on the pulse of technology. I am a changed man.

I remember when phones had cables...

Aug. 18th, 2015


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Link is like, totally at a 2.


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You know what? I'm sick of this shit.

I'm tired of all of it.

You try to be nice, do the right thing, help people, put your best foot forward, all those stupid, god-damned cliches that are just downright ridiculous, and all of it for what?

For WHAT?

For what purpose? So you can be ignored, trampled over, forgotten, and essentially left out to dry. You become a figment of someone's imagination and forgotten and discarded. Lay your life on the line for someone, and you.. just... UGH. What's the point in doing it?

By the way, when you do that? Guess what happens? Morons keep letting it happen, keep becoming complacent and stupid and ignoring the facts around them, and you have to do it all over again. Why the HELL does anyone bother trying?
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I am useless when people are in bitchy moods. Like, completely. I just make them worse.

So instead I'm just going to link to this video of Ari cuddling with my coworker.

Cuz I dunno. When in doubt, cute cats. Right, internet?

Aug. 8th, 2015


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Alright, so quick dream update. I am currently 'Sworn Brother' to a giant rock guy, who hugs way too hard, and may have actually tried to kill me by participating in a group hug. I'm like 10 in these dreams, I'm small and spongey.

Then, last night I uh... I think...

Okay, I think I'm actually now engaged to a fish woman. So, you know, there's that. I'm also pretty sure she swindled me into it.

And then I woke up.

And my room's walls are now covered in sticks. Long, over-grown sticks. I mean they're huge, and they're hard, and they're strong, and there's WAY too many of them. All over the place. My room's god wood paneling now, I guess.

I also have a sword, which is meant for a child, and so is quite small and probably would better serve as an extremely large and sharp butter knife. Or a machete. I can use it as a machete.
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There are pumpkin spice Peeps, you guys.

WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK.

Peeps are a seasonal food. They're Easter food. Nobody has ever said "you know what I think of when I think of Fall? Peeps!". EVER. And nobody's gonna. Yes, pumpkin spice is good, but real pumpkin spice is good. Pumpkin pie? Delicious. I'll even allow those Starbucks coffee thingers with pumpkin spice. But you know pumpkin spice Peeps will just taste like every other Peep BECAUSE THEY'RE JUST SUGAR MARSHMALLOWS.

STOP IT PEEPS.

Aug. 3rd, 2015


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Oh my god. What in the actual hell happened to my reflection?!

How does a reflection just disappear? How do you not have one?! I can't even Google 'why the fuck don't I have a reflection' because that just doesn't happen.



EDIT:

Okay, I googled it and I'm either a vampire or a ghost. Or I don't exist and am typing this from some existential plane. Still. Really not amusing.

Totally got a wallet's worth of rupees though. Not the Sri Lankan currency, unfortunately, more like various colored gems. So I guess that means overall it's useless, much like having no reflection and my eyeliner looks like crap today.

Aug. 1st, 2015


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Apparently there's a thing called Nitro Coffee. To get this coffee you need to sign a waiver. I could use this about now, but I can't leave the station so I've settled on the sludge in the five day old pot. I'm not sure this stuff isn't alive, but at this point I've reached beyond caring.

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It's oddly comforting that this spider is doing a mating dance. What's really funny is that it reminds me so much of guys at bars. HEY LADY HEY PRETTY LADY LOOK AT ME LOOK LOOK LOOK

But seriously, this is the cutest spider and I wish spiders liked kisses.

Jul. 31st, 2015


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I still have not beaten Batman. I have not beaten Batman, because I have spent the better part of my days trying to hunt down Riddler trophies. What does that mean? That means I get bored, get distracted, and end up playing something else. I get the whole collectible thing, but don't make it necessary. Arrrrgh.

Still, it's fun.

That being said, I'm taking a break from Video Gaming for a bit, so I need something to do. People, shower me with entertainment!

Jul. 29th, 2015


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Do you ever just want to yell at your dream self for being a complete idiot? Because I really, really do right now.

Also the phrase "This shit is crazy" is like a complete understatement.

Jul. 27th, 2015


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Today was completely crazy. And I can't remember ever feeling this overwhelmed with any feeling in my life.

Our baby was born. On Sharon's behalf, I want to say that we're beyond happy to finally meet our little girl. Viviana Margaret Carter - du Vallon. She was born at 6:22pm, and she's 19.2 inches and 6.8 pounds, and she's perfect.

I've never felt so in love in my life.

And Sharon's doing well. And thank you to everyone that was there through it all. I'm so glad to know she's already so loved by everyone.

Jul. 26th, 2015


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OW.

So either someone is playing an elaborate prank on me, or my dreams don't actually know how old I am.

I get up early this morning, to get a drink of water. It's been a long night, and I stub my toe on something against my door. Super painful. Get a sliver too, why? Because it's wood.

It's THIS thing. I'd be super excited to see it, except I cannot hold it, and it tried to kill me at night.

... I also looked in my closet to find a green tunic. Best fit for a ten year old. I give up.

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It looks like I have received my first dream gift.

typewriter )

Jul. 25th, 2015


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Contractors will begin the work on Purgatory on Monday. Enzo and I are looking to open the club on Labor Day Weekend.

If anyone is looking for work, we will need waitstaff, bartenders, cooks, a dj or two, security, an events planner, promotions manager, etc. Ads are being placed as well. Let me know if anyone is interested. Interviews will be the second week of August, and training will start the third week.

Jul. 20th, 2015


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Well folks, we did it. Damon and I have been approved to open a three story club called "Purgatory". The basement is going to be a teen hangout with zero alcohol, the main floor is going to be a night club and the third level is going to be an upscale jazz lounge. We are very excited to be starting on this project, but Ciao Bella will always be my baby.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice.

Hi, I'm Peter.

A customer at the coffee shop suggested that I should look into this network. Not really completely sure what I'm supposed to say on here. I do enjoy long walks on the beach and misspelling people's names on their to-go cups. If I'm not at the coffee shop working I'm usually off by the beach playing guitar for money and phone numbers, the latter is usually unintentional.

Oh! I also attend UC Irvine and currently undeclared. Suggestions on a good major are welcome.

Jul. 19th, 2015


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I'm sure you lot have noticed the clear and sunny skies this morning. Hopefully all the missing things have been returned.

I don't post a lot on here, but Lina is was my girlfriend. She stopped the chaos and the storm from continuing but she didn't make it through.

I'll be putting together a memorial service for her, for next weekend. It'll be at [name of Indian restaurant] she would have wanted loads of food-- It's where we had our first date--. I'm renting it out for the whole day. If you knew her or were friends with her feel free to drop by. In lieu of flowers and things, she wanted any monetary contributions to go to the OC's magic guild.

Private to Booker DeWitt )

Private to Edward Elric )

Jul. 15th, 2015


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I hope everyone's doing okay, this has ended up turning into something completely different than some freak storm. Obviously.

So is everyone doing okay? Everyone accounted for? If there's anything I can do to help anyone; look for someone, something, or move things, or help fortify--not that I know what you can do to fortify against this. I just, I'm willing to help in anything someone might need assistance with.

[Filted to Midna, Zelda, and Navi]

Hey, you three okay? Nothing missing for me. Do we know if any people have gone missing during this?

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Jul. 13th, 2015


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[info]heyheylisten
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Since it looks like it's going to pour, I have all of the plants in my garage at home. Tight fit, but I managed. Zora and I are now inside, snuggling under a blankie with a fire going, trying to eat the perishable stuff in the fridge.

Just in case! Worst comes to worst, I just have time to lose.