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Jun. 2nd, 2017


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So this coffee claims to be the world's strongest coffee. It's called Death Wish.

Challenge accepted.

May. 19th, 2017

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I had...the weirdest dream--nightmare last night. But looking through a few of these posts, this is common? Is it something in the food or air around here?

I don't usually have dreams in my sleep but this felt so real. Maybe I need some melatonin.And some of you warned things would be odd. But this is probably just coincidence.

Probably time I found a therapist out here anyways.

May. 5th, 2017


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One of my professors managed to not only forget the test papers for the exam we had today, but forgot that we had a test entirely and had to desperation write a new test on the board from memory. Promised us extra credit points to not mention it in his evaluations, so I'm not arguing in the slightest. Just in case you think that you fucked up today.

To his credit, I was a little distracted with everything happening today too, so I'm glad for the EC.

Apr. 20th, 2017


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After a break for about a month, the Dreams have come back. In them the hole in my bathroom closed up. It looks like someone poured cement over it or something. So now I'm really trapped in the apartment and I have no idea what I'm supposed to do. I never thought I'd understand what a bird in a cage feels like until now.

I know I shouldn't be freaking out about this. It's not like I'm trapped in my apartment here, but I kind of am.

Apr. 18th, 2017


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When it's 3am and you can't sleep, you discover a whole new world on the telly. Ancient reruns, awful movies, softcore tits an' arse. I particularly like the commercials. The market at this hour seems to be old people and insomniacs.

But really, who could turn down the Golden Girls?

Apr. 10th, 2017


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Hey there, folks. The name's Gourry Gabriev. I was pointed to this net from my new employer Garret Hawke. I'm now gonna be working at The Hanged Man! Hope to see you all there.

Speaking of where I'm working, I'm gonna suggest a few other places where I can be found!

Medieval Times where you can cheer me, the Blue Knight on! It can be a family affair or even just for a business outing.

The Ren Faire! Come see me doing a bunch of things and enjoy what we have to offer! If you tell me you know me from here, I'll even make you a personalized bracelet. I'm a damn good blacksmith if I do say so myself. This weekend, be there and I'll hang out with you.

Now that I'm done shamelessly plugging my works... how's it going? I live in Buena Park to stay close to my main work, and I own two dogs and a cat. Miss Ell, the cat, is pretty much a queen in regards how she's gotta be treated. Butter and Toast are my labs, only a year old each. So I love animals. Uh..I'm pretty nice, I think, and I have a good head on my shoulders. Let's chat it up.

I think I made this too date like...

Apr. 7th, 2017


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There's someone out there who decided to teach a computer how to write recipes. It's come up with delicious titles like Completely Meat Chocolate Pie.

I gotta say though, it probably still manages to beat my sister's cooking skills. I'll take Beef Soup With Swamp Peef And Cheese over needing to drink my eggs through a straw again. I for one welcome our new culinary computer conquerors.

Apr. 4th, 2017


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Some jackass in my history class interrupted the professor to tell her that everything she'd just said was wrong and spent ten minutes explaining why. Was severely tempted to see whether or not I could stab him with my pen. I'm pretty sure by the end of it my classmates would've helped me hide the body.

Prof soundly proved him wrong too, so he's now got a sound public thrashing to add to the multiple death wishes. Fuck him and everyone like him.

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This year, for April Fool's Day my roommate:

-Replaced the bar of deodorant in its container with cream cheese.
-Covered my soap with clear nail polish.
-Somehow managed to cover every inch of surface space in my room with red solo party cups.
And:
-There is a tray of "candy apples" in the fridge that I am highly suspicious of.


This is the price I pay every year for living with a Kender prankster.

Mar. 26th, 2017


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Everyone's alright, I hope? After that pretty interesting...interlude, from last week?

It's amazing that, in the OC, with the arrival of spring comes the desire to vacation far away from here. I'll take honeymoon suggestions, if anyone has them.

Because people who get married sometimes go on honeymoons. As of now, it's still sinking in that someone actually wants to marry me and go on a honeymoon, but I'll get there. I'm also not great at proposing, somehow the restaurant managed to catch fire that night, so I'm kind of glad I'll have to in theory do it only once.

Mar. 21st, 2017


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So I apparently had way too much time on my hands lately because I was able to do this with Pan.

Cut to save friends pages. Not filtered )

Mar. 17th, 2017


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The only thing that I hate more than St. Patrick's Day is frat boys on St. Patrick's Day.

Mar. 10th, 2017


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So good news about those Amazons and my two friends I managed to help them escape because apparently I'm amazing (Frank's words). I mean, also because the Queen of the Amazons helped me to get them out of jail, which is pretty amazing. So then we traveled from there to Frank's grandma's with the Harpy, Ella. There were Lastrygonians in the forest and Frank had to use this spear his dad gave him to help us get past them and into his grandma's house. They were surrounding the house, though.

So when we got in, it was weirdly quiet and Frank said he could see his dad at the house in his grandma's room, but I'm pretty sure he was the only one who saw him. So we went on the roof while he talked to his dad.

Well, after Frank apparently passed out, I brought him a blanket and pillow and then made us breakfast in the morning. Frank's grandmother has a serious number of weapons in her attic. It's pretty brilliant.

And now we're escaping and making our way to some friend of Frank's family that's supposed to fly us to Alaska. Basically it's a lot of stuff all at once.

Also can I just say that two of the Amazons were named Doris and Lulu? What's that about?

Mar. 8th, 2017


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I didn't realize that Daylight Savings was this weekend. My mom mentioned how next week it'll still be light out till almost seven and I thought she crazy till she said we changed the clocks this weekend. It sounds stupid, but that made my night. I prefer when the sun is out late as opposed to it being dark early.

Feb. 22nd, 2017


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I think I need to get my ears checked or something. I was watching Bakers vs. Fakers and I could not hear whether they were saying 'baker' or 'faker'.

Or maybe Food Network people just need to enunciate better.

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I am not sure if these sound amazing or disgusting. Either way, I just have to know how anyone came up with them.

Feb. 21st, 2017


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Okay, so I am officially giving up on studying on campus between classes. I thought I'd found the perfect place - near the coffee bar, nice comfy chairs, lots of light, not a lot of people. Well I found out today why there never seems to be anyone in there when I heard this shouted by one of the guys in the corner opposite of me "WHY DID YOU GIVE A GOOSE A COCAINE ADDICTION?"

Feb. 16th, 2017


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The best part about Valentines' Day? The candy on sale starting the day after.

Feb. 13th, 2017


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Reminder to self to order things from the internet at least a week before I think I'll need to in the future. My boyfriend's Valentine present just arrived today. I was beginning to think that I'd have to rush out to get another gift tomorrow, and just save the one that I got him.

I talked to Mom on the phone today, and was reminded exactly how glad I am to not work on the other side of a counter anymore. I mean, I'll probably still help out when I go home for the summer, but there's not too many major holidays then, and they're usually pretty customer proof. She had to convince no less than three people that surprising their girlfriends with engagement rings hidden inside cupcakes was not a good idea. I'm not even entirely sure it's legal, anyway, for the very obvious choking hazard?

Then again, my very first phone call when I started working at her store was someone wanting to order a birthday cake with "special ingredients", and I couldn't get it through to them that we weren't that kind of bakery. So I'm not really sure why I'm surprised.

Jan. 25th, 2017


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Do we really need another Ring movie? And wasn't the whole thing in the first one that if you made a copy and shared it with someone that she wouldn't come after you or something?

Jan. 23rd, 2017


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Finally got around to watching last week’s Lip Sync Battle, and all I can say is I never realized that I needed Craig Ferguson in drag making out with a unicorn after lip syncing to Abba in my life until I saw it. I think that performance might actually have replaced Justin Bieber lip syncing Big Girls Don’t Cry as my favorite.

Jan. 5th, 2017


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It's been so hard pretending to be normal the last few days, like I didn't somehow manage to forget my past. It was so nice but now I'm just a mess

I have finally escaped my mother's clutches now that she trusts all of the drunk NYE partiers are off the road. Never accept a party invite from my mother, for reference, all she does is talk about all of the embarrassing things I did as a kid and cut me off after two glasses of champagne so I can't even pretend that it's not happening. The food almost made it worth it, though.

Nov. 9th, 2016


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Today's been weird. A girl in one of my classes was just quietly crying the entire time, I saw a lot of people walking around in Bernie shirts, a guy offered to walk me to my car 'just in case'...people are upset and everything feels really bleak. Did manage to get a laugh in. Watched a girl ask a guy out by telling him she had a BOGO coupon at Chipotle and asking him if he wanted her free burrito. She wasn't successful.

Oct. 11th, 2016


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Having one of those weeks so far and it's only Tuesday. Just many little annoying things all adding up to create something more dramatic than it should be.

To top off my morning I got a ticket. Gotta love how they tell you to 'have a good day' after costing you 400 dollars and scolding you. How thrilling.

Oct. 10th, 2016


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This is the first time one of my dreams has taken place outside of Camelot. I dreamt that we went with Merlin to visit his hometown so that we could help fight off a group of bandits that were stealing their crops and putting their survival at risk. I thought dreaming of somewhere else would be a relief, but it wasn’t - it was just odd.

I’m glad we were able to help them though.

[Merlin]

I can’t believe you went to grab the sword by it’s blade when I went to hand it to you.

Oct. 6th, 2016


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Okay, that was what? A two day break? One set of dreams ends, another begins. Not in the Underworld yet, but I just stabbed Kronos (hey dad - that'll probably cause issues later) with a crystal mega-weapon that looks like a dick. No, really, it does. The most phallic damn thing I've ever seen.

Anyway, point is - book your calendars for November 11th, because that's when my new flick, Inferno, appears in theaters. If I like you a lot, I'll even get you passes for the red carpet premiere which of course I'll be attending and looking very dapper at.

With a glamour on. Sigh.

Oct. 5th, 2016


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I see Fox is doing the Rocky Horror Picture Show as a remake. Are there any performances in Orange County? I've never seen it live.

Oct. 2nd, 2016


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There's a couple making out in a booth at Chipotle. I'm legitimately waiting for them to start dry humping each other. Everyone is pretty obviously uncomfortable and like four people have left. You'd think my dreams and all the wanton public sex in them would have gotten me used to this but apparently not. Or I just don't like people fucking so close to my food.

Sep. 29th, 2016


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You know, I keep hearing about people one day living on Mars, and that's great. Though just as a warning, don't drink the water there.

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Well after months of looking, I’ve finally found the right dog for my family. I’d decided on the breed but it was a matter of finding the right one. Allow me to introduce you all to Aslan.


“Cut )

He’s a Tibetan Mastiff, and the twins are already nuts about him. He’s small enough for them to play with him without him hurting them but big enough that he won’t get hurt. After seeing how big his parents are though - I’m glad that my house is large enough to handle a big dog, and is already childproofed so there’s very little chance of him breaking anything.

Sep. 20th, 2016


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My history professor today said (quote) "I don't want to kill anyone's vibe but history is basically just the extended study of human misery". If my dreams are any indication, that seems pretty true.

I haven't had any dreams this month, which is both welcome and incredibly weird. I'd have liked to see some more of our moderately happy ending, but I guess there's only so much goat chasing to do. It's been pretty relaxing, not having to think about who I'm going to see die if I go to sleep.

Sep. 12th, 2016


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You know those old cartoons where the coyote has a boulder or an anvil land on him?

I think I know how that poor bastard feels.

Six stitches, some sore ribs and a few hello kitty band-aids (thanks Bubbles). Three rounds total and I finally got the win. Honestly I was starting to think I wasn't going to. I'd love to fight her again.

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The hangover that I'm still feeling today, from Saturday night's indulgences, means that I've come to the realization I need to share some of the wealth from Skyhold's wine cellar. There's enough of a supply to share, anyway. These bottles are all from Thedas - there's honey mead, sipping whiskey, wine from Tevinter that you have to drink with a catsbane powder to counteract the poisoning, black currant brandy, Orlesian liqueur, something made in a bathtub, and a bunch of other stuff but also most notably Dragon's Piss. No one knows what it is. It might be literal.

I've gotten estimates to bring electricity to the fortress, though in the mountains it's tricky - one strong breeze can send the wires down for a few hours. I think the main rooms will have electricity, but most guest rooms will just be candles and wood fires. Hot water for all facilities will definitely be a go though. I guess we can call it 'eco tourism.' There's a throwback to another era, in Morocco, that I've been researching for inspiration. I might take a trip there to stay at the place, just for research purposes and to know that running a hideway without a lot of electricity is possible.

Anyway, this has been your booze-soaked post for Monday morning, enjoy.

Sep. 1st, 2016


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So, how can you be sure you have had one of "those" dreams and not just a bad reaction to Chinese food at 2am or not?

Aug. 14th, 2016


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How come no one told me before I started self defense training that it was possible to get bruises on top of bruises? Pretty sure the only part of me not covered in bruises right now is my face. And maybe the bottom of my feet although judging by the way they feel now that I'm home and out of my shoes after working a double today - I'm not too sure they aren't bruised too.

On the plus side though - I finally managed to actually land a punch on Nasir during our training session. It wasn't very hard and I doubt it's going to leave even a tiny bruise but it's the first time I've managed to do that since he started training me so I'm counting it as a win.

Aug. 8th, 2016


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Finding space for your zombie horse with a sword through its head (technically this makes him a bog 'unicorn') is a lot more difficult than one might anticipate.

But if anyone has heard of a place for dream pets? Mounts? Creatures? let me know. He's pretty self-sufficient and easy to take care of. Doesn't even eat much besides the occasional rotten apple I tend to find stashed in the kitchen by a certain someone who has a certain hidden squishy spot for the zombie horse.

private message to lina )

Jul. 18th, 2016


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Even if my dreams have tapered off - the new ones, anyway - apparently whatever powers that be feel it's prudent for me to still receive 'gifts.' The Wrath of Lovias sounds ominous, but it's really just a staff best used for channeling wintry magic - I know a few spells, but I'll have to work on more, even with me being down an arm for casting. The staff has an intriguing origin though, it's sort of designed after a staff belonging to the former Archon Lovias; an Archon is the mage who rules entirely over the Tevinter Imperium. But this particular Archon finally succumbed at age 89, which is a pretty good lifespan for medieval times, his death caused by choking on a fishbone of all things.

The whole story is the subject of a few comedic plays in Tevinter, which I did get to see the times I've dreamed of traveling there. Awful, but. Hilarious.

Anyway, I've gotten back to work with my regular client sessions and work with NAMI - the party to kick off their series of hiking events is coming up, and there are prizes available for the most creative hiking boots. I figure if you can spice up hiking boots, you probably deserve a prize anyway.

Jul. 17th, 2016


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Attack of the Dreams have happened again.

Blossom and I were fighting about...well. Everything. We even used our laser powers against each other, which makes all of our past real fights look completely sane. Then Bubbles stuffed octopus became gigantic and started destroying the city and took Bubbles as a hostage. We stopped fighting, saved our sister and Octi was defeated.

I'm starting to wonder why people live in Townsville.

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Getting really sick of these dreams. They can stop any time they like.

The Romans killed some of ours, so we captured the son of Imperator Crassus and some of his other men. Spartacus sentenced them to execution ad gladium and hosted his own games. I kind of get why gladiators loved the arena so much, there's...something about it, it's hard to describe.

Naevia was to kill the boy but wasn't granted the honor. We were presented an offer by a Roman henchman, 500 of our men for Crassus's son, and she chose to let him go free. He died anyway, but we got ours back.

Agron was among them It's good to see familiar faces, but he's they're nothing like what they were. I'm trying to figure out how to reach into the dreams and kill every Roman I see, but for now I'm going to punch every bag I find to see if it makes me feel better going to the gym.

As a bonus I got some bracelets or something, because the Dreams are generous with their gifts.

Jul. 14th, 2016


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Happy unofficial National Nude Day!

In honor of such a glorious 'holiday,' I figured that I should partake.

Tasteful nude...this way!

Go out, everyone, and celebrate!

Oh yeah, btw...I'm back in the area

Jul. 13th, 2016


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Whoo! My darling niece took me out for my first real run in ages. Though "run" might be a generous term for it. Midna ran while I tried keeping up.

She's got this whole routine planned out to get me back into some kind of shape.

(Though round is technically a shape, thank you)

She swears up and down she could sign me up for one of those pole dancing exercise classes but I don't think anyone needs to see all of this me trying to make his way around a pole, much less a whole group of people.

No, we'll stick with some running and some yoga, see where that gets us.

Jul. 10th, 2016


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Has anyone ever... known something was coming, but when you finally dream it you can't..

You can't.

I don't even have a word for it. I woke up crying, and like there was a rift in my heart I didn't know I had and it just got filled.

And anger lord is there anger

Jul. 5th, 2016


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Thank you to those who pitched in to help keep others safe and deal with what came out of those rifts. They're all closed now, and so is the Breach - which was the main tear in what I assume is our Veil here, and so with that patched up then no more nasty things should be coming through.

So I believe we're out one Wal-Mart and I'm out one arm, and it took me forever to even type this up, but if anyone needs help with clean-up or anything else just let me know and I'll come by.

Jul. 4th, 2016


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I've been looking forward to Independence Day since last Independence Day, and instead of getting drunk and throwing a barbecue and watching the goddamn fireworks, I get to spend the whole day worrying about fucking zombies.

This is not fucking okay, whoever's in charge. Maybe I can get drunk anyway.

Jul. 3rd, 2016


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These pocket things have me worried. I know I'm probably not the only one.

Right now, I keep worrying that my dad someone from my dreams might come through. He's only human and he died in my dreams, but I have repeat nightmares about him. He kills girls that look like me. in their late teens. He's very sick. He can't be talked out of it. He only strikes when his victims are alone except for me and my mom..

I don't want to scare anyone. I haven't seen him. He might not be here and might not come through. Maybe the pockets will all be closed before he can.

I think, just in case, any teen girls or young woman that could pass for teens should be careful. Especially if you look like me.. I suggest not going out alone.

Thank you to everyone who's fighting those things.

Stay safe everyone.

Jun. 26th, 2016


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Anybody else ever have a dream about food and then wake up and that's literally all you can think about? That's me and tacos right now.

Dream me apparently likes Claire living in the house because she made tacos for dinner - as opposed to Shane's nuclear chili.

Jun. 25th, 2016


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My dad called me. I didn't answer it, but he left a voice mail. He wanted to know why he hadn't heard from me on father's day. He said he was disappointed. Seriously? He can't really expect me to call him back.

I'm worried that I'll have repeats of my dreams about him.

Maybe I should change my number.

Jun. 21st, 2016


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I really shouldn't check tumblr when I can't sleep. Because posts like that make me laugh way too hard for me to even think about sleeping for awhile. The picture is funny but the captions put it over the top for me. Although to be honest - I watch that show and would probably explain that picture the same way as the person who claims not to.

Jun. 18th, 2016


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My dreams this time first involved cockroaches (fucking gross!) and men who decided to rob banks dressed as us. Why no one could tell the difference between three five year olds and hairy men in dresses is beyond me.


Oh and I woke up fucking floating above my bed.

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Agron Someone in my dreams is being a jealous asshole. A cute pirate flirts with you once and it all goes to shit and you end up taking any opportunity to try and talk, which is how you end up surrounded by Roman corpses and trying to have a heart to heart. (Granted the pirates in general are shits who betrayed us, so I mean. Not an entirely unfounded distrust there.)

And Crixus continues to just be an asshole in general. No surprises there. I think that's what Spartacus wanted, though, since we were going to split up and attack the Romans on two fronts before the whole 'pirate betrayal' thing. Don't trust pirates in general. New life plan.

I woke up wearing my shoulder armor, which was actually pretty awesome even if it did leave quite a few weird looking marks Also as a note, don't sleep in leather, it gets sweaty.