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Nov. 25th, 2020


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Well, I can safely say that this Thanksgiving, I'll be thankful for two things -my mother has decided not to visit with her toy-boy again. Although I'm decidedly worried this means she'll be engaged to him by Christmas and I'll have to shove my head in an oven.

The biggest thing to be thankful for is the dreams moving on. Almost a month steady of torture dreams and I'm rather grateful they've finally decided to skip to the next part. I shall not miss those headaches.

Nov. 22nd, 2020


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Well, that was...anticlimactic. Went to see my mom. In the dreams. She blew me off. Introduced me to her latest pet project as "one of her boys". Yeah. I'm her son, her only son. The rest of them are charity cases or something. I don't even know. Just explains a little of why I turned out so rotten in the dream world.

Oct. 31st, 2020


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Happy Halloween!

I have done that terrible owner thing of making sure that my dogs are dressed up to the delight of the children that might come trick or treating. Mindy will be dressed up as a bee, and Nora has a teddybear costume. Wish me luck in wrangling these onto them!

Oct. 30th, 2020


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WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BROTHER!

I can't feel him.

Sep. 23rd, 2020


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Waiting for the next dreams to hit is one of the most stressful things. It's like a dark cloud of impending doom hanging over me. Cause whatever happens, it's probably not going to be good for dream me.

Aug. 26th, 2020


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Okay so I woke up this morning with two books on my nightstand that weren't there before, and having a read through them they don't at all seem ominous. Thank God it's just in the dreams...

Cut is not IC )

Aug. 14th, 2020


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Anyone know roughly how much a bus weighs?

Asking for a friend.

Jun. 24th, 2020


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No one panic about the fog, I'll take care of the fog.

Also if the elements all suddenly go crazy don't panic about that either everything will be fine.

commence both internal and external screaming

May. 26th, 2020


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I woke up this morning with another engagement ring on my finger and a pounding headache.

I wish it had been from enjoying memorial day too much, but it is from the dreams. I'm adding this ring to the other one and they'll sit in my bedside drawer until I can work out what to do with them.

Apr. 29th, 2020


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It seems that women were as likely to hunt in hunter/gatherer societies as men, based on the rate of related injuries when examining their skeletons.

Yet more ammunition against the idea that women historically stayed home.

Apr. 5th, 2020


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[Clint]

Have you been lucky enough to escape whatever strangeness has come over OC this time?


[Napoleon]

I'm checking in: are you alright?

I'm trying a lasagne tonight, if you'd like to come over.


[Maren]

I'm hoping you've not been affected by what has happened, but if you have - provided you haven't been turned into a child again - you can still come in. I won't say anything, I promise.

Mar. 21st, 2020


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I let my dogs off their lead today when I was walking them and they both came back when I called. Maybe I am getting the hang of this dog-ownership thing.

Feb. 22nd, 2020


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Apparently, you send a change of address notice to your mother and she assumes that's an invitation to visit with her boy-toy. Good Lord I am either going to need to drink all the alcohol before she visits or restock to get through the visit.

The jury is still out.

I think I made a horrible mistake buying somewhere with a garden though. I foresee Orange County making me regret this investment.

Dec. 26th, 2019


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I hope you've all had a good holiday season, if any of you experience car troubles over the rest of the festive period feel free to contact my garage on [number]. We'll be open as usual and for call-out emergencies from today until the new year.

[Clint]
How are things going with your problem?

[Napoleon & Illya]
Thank you for yesterday, it was a wonderful day.

Dec. 19th, 2019


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Nothing quite like your mother informing you, in no uncertain terms, that she's going on what can only be called a cougar cruise with her toy boy to really kill the guilt of not going home for the holidays.

I could've really done without the visual it left me with, but still. I suppose waiting for a visit in January works best for everyone.

Nov. 21st, 2019

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I had almost forgotten how much I enjoy chess until a set arrived in my room courtesy of the dreams.

It is... good for the mind, helps to quieten it and keep me focused.

Oct. 12th, 2019

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I am exceptionally good at breaking things in these dreams.

Aug. 21st, 2019

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Went to sleep. Dreamt. And woke with a new scar.

Thankfully there was no blood.

Jul. 4th, 2019


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It's July 4th and while some of us are probably pretty cranky about the 'murrica feels, I myself welcome any reason to party.

So I bought out the local water park for the day. We've got bouncy castles, all the grilled food you can handle, a DJ who isn't trying to play Americana songs every three seconds, and probably more fireworks than are strictly legal going off as soon as the sun cooperates with us and gets its ass gone for the day.

Bring your sunscreen and swimwear and come on over. Even if you had other plans. We're gonna be here for a while, por que no los dos?

Jun. 24th, 2019


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I finally think I understand why you made the move out here Bucky. The weather out here is definitely different than New York. It is kind of strange to think that I won't have to experience another New York winter this year.

To everyone else, I'm Steve Rogers. I'm a recent arrival and I have brought my beautiful wife, Dr. Peggy Carter, with me. I look forward to meeting you all.

May. 17th, 2019

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These dreams they are... There are some things I would not wish to relive and yet here I am, dreaming.

My mother being one of those things.

I suppose it is a good thing I do not need to sleep often or there might be more dreams.

May. 16th, 2019


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TFW you're impatiently waiting for a friend from your Dreams to dream.

Apr. 21st, 2019


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So last year for Easter I had to blow up my bar, it was that filled with live peeps. They'd just overrun the entire place, it was actually kind of terrifying.

This year? We get a dragon. I'm not really sure which one I'd have preferred at this point. At least the dragon didn't ruin my bar, but I guess it ruined half of everywhere else, so.

Mar. 29th, 2019


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I should be glad that the Dreams didn’t force me to live through another shift, my muscles are sore just thinking about it, but could somebody tell me where the hell Bon Temps Louisiana is? I tried to look it up on a map but I couldn’t find it. Not where it’s supposed to be at least.

Mar. 28th, 2019


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Alright, I figured it's time I give this social media thing a try.

I'm Michael. I work over at Out of This World Mechanics. Whenever you need your car fixed come on by.

Mar. 27th, 2019


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I know it’s their allowance and they should get to spend it on what they want to, but why why do the girls keep wanting to use them on blind boxes? For what they’re getting, I feel that they’re honestly really expensive. They feel like dollar store grab bags sometimes, just marked up for interesting packaging and being considered a “surprise”. It’s not the money, it’s just that it feels like these toy companies are taking advantage of the kids this way.

Feb. 25th, 2019


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Just when I think I can go back to work, the fucking truck dies.

Feb. 23rd, 2019


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I really have to say, I thought it was a California thing with all these talk of dreams. More liberal, more hippy dippy, that sort of free love and openness thing.

I can even get along with the surprise room mate for a while.

But this Iron Curtain espionage thing is a little bit out there, even for me.

Jan. 27th, 2019


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I dreamed Rhys introduced me to the rest of his inner circle. They... all seem like good people. This is definitely not the Night Court I was led to believe were all monsters.

They're like me. Broken, but learning to be whole again. Or at least as whole as one can ever be. There'll always be cracks.

Kind of feel like I belong there. And have all along.

Jan. 20th, 2019


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Fucking zombies.

Jan. 15th, 2019


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We're two weeks into Jan... Why the fuck do people still have Christmas trees and lights up?

Jan. 10th, 2019


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You know, when I was told the sun would do me good, I didn't really take it terribly seriously. But I must admit, I could get used to this.

Of course, there do need to be a few concessions. Can anyone direct me to some bars/clubs/restaurants that are particularly appealing? Have to make sure the social life doesn't suffer in the move, of course.