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Jan. 10th, 2017


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I am very possibly literally spamming your little forum here, but I have like, no friends to text this to (wow how depressing is THAT statement) and it was of upmost importance that I shared this with ANYONE.

(I'm specifically looking at you, Scott, Scott McCall, local vet tech.)

Oct. 26th, 2015


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Nice to know that regardless of where you are, blokes will still decide it's perfectly acceptable to harass you on the street by leaning down towards your chest, shaking their head and growling. Really. Just how I wanted to end my day.

Oct. 25th, 2015


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Got my L.L. Bean boots in the mail this week. I should have done this after the first time it snowed here, but I didn't think about it until after all the snow we got last December and all the snow they got back home this year. I bet that now that I have better boots, it won't even snow this winter.

Oct. 8th, 2015


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So amidst all the stuff going on in my dreams with the Inquisitor and Corypheus, I'm trying to restore my family to our former position as traders to improve our financial standing. My messengers though were intercepted and murdered and the documents they had were destroyed. The Inquisitor and I have a meeting with a man called Comte Boisvert who claims to have information for me. This should be interesting.

Sep. 14th, 2015


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So I guess after the world wasn't destroyed, and everyone in my dreamworld who died was miraculously resurrected (except for the douchecanoe responsible for the 'let's make you destroy the world' drama), killing two demonlords means this demonically created barrier keeping our specific continent away from the rest of the world is down. Every kingdom wants to send explorers out (probably to conquer, let's be real), and I'm just interested in going for magical studies.

Then a golden dragon decides to attack the port city the day everyone's launching off, a tsunami is accidentally created HOW DO I KEEP DOING THIS and everything's destroyed. To avoid blame I convinced my people to help me steal a ship and sail off.

And starve.

It seemed like a good idea, I guess. But the tsunami really was an accident.

On the bright side, there's pumpkin spice everything practically available, so it's time to indulge in 'basic bitch' tendencies.

Sep. 12th, 2015


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I got my first dream!!! Maybe I shouldn't be glad, since it came in the library and I made a noise falling off my seat waking up and I'm pretty sure the librarian hates me but...

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Aug. 30th, 2015


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Aug. 18th, 2015


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I don't know why I thought settling down was a good idea. I'm much better at chaos and doom.

Aug. 12th, 2015


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I got banned from my favorite bar. But I'm prepared!

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Aug. 5th, 2015


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I may have gotten this shirt today.

As a science enthusiast I couldn't walk past the window without it. I'm suddenly glad I didn't just blow the last of my money on 15 tacos instead of that 15 dollar shirt. It really was nearly a thing that happened.

I'm tired of feeling.
Can a person stop feeling?
Is that a possibility?
Why can't alchemy make it so


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Hey gear head.

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I don't now what will cause nightmares more. The very strange mouths of the martial arts dining family I was nearly engaged to in the dreams, or seeing my father dressed as a french maid.

Aug. 2nd, 2015


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I did lina's request and

I think I just slept for like 24 hours. Most exhausting healing spell I've ever cast!

Jul. 26th, 2015


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I was flipping through the channels. And there was this show, and they were showing all kinds of videos of things exploding. It made me think of Lina, and I started crying all over again because she'd have loved this fucking show.

Jul. 19th, 2015


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I'm sure you lot have noticed the clear and sunny skies this morning. Hopefully all the missing things have been returned.

I don't post a lot on here, but Lina is was my girlfriend. She stopped the chaos and the storm from continuing but she didn't make it through.

I'll be putting together a memorial service for her, for next weekend. It'll be at [name of Indian restaurant] she would have wanted loads of food-- It's where we had our first date--. I'm renting it out for the whole day. If you knew her or were friends with her feel free to drop by. In lieu of flowers and things, she wanted any monetary contributions to go to the OC's magic guild.

Private to Booker DeWitt )

Private to Edward Elric )

Jun. 7th, 2015


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While I was at work yesterday I picked up a five pack of small notebooks just in case I ran out. I went to put them in to the kitchen drawer I normally keep them in only to find that past me had already bought another five pack.

Downside? I had to do a bit of rearranging in the drawer so it would shut all the way. Upside? I shouldn't have to worry about running out any time soon.

May. 10th, 2015


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So, today's been fun. I took tomorrow morning off so I can go somewhere tonight sans Dawnie. Gonna go [ To this bar ] and have some drinkies, 'cause wow kid sister was in rare form today. Let me tell you. Except not tell you, not really looking to open that can of worms.

Anyway. Hope everyone else has a fab day. Hug your moms if you can and stuff.


(*Close friends of Buffy know her mom passed away a couple of years ago. Triggers possibly in comments about parent-death.)

Apr. 19th, 2015


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Ever put something on from your dreams and then have a really hard time convincing yourself to take it ofF?

Apr. 17th, 2015


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Cut for mentioning death of a parent, but open to all. NSFW link. )

Apr. 15th, 2015


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Since it's spring, I've started wanting to do more things outside. The weather's just too nice to stay cooped up indoors, you know? So I take Moose for a nice long jog, and then do my usual workout routine on the front steps instead of in the gym.

Apparently a sneaky fiancé took pictures of me when I thought he was busy sunbathing. I can't be angry, really. I look damn good in them.

Apr. 4th, 2015


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Call me crazy, but I enjoy the preparation for a job interview. I like spending the time picking out my interview outfit; after all, first impressions are the ones that really matter, so I need to make sure I pick the right outfit. I'm contemplating buying something new for this interview though. New shoes for sure. A woman can never have too many pairs of shoes after all.

Oh and I'm Josephine Montilyet. Found this place while doing more research on the company I'm interviewing for.

Mar. 23rd, 2015


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"Feed a dog for three days and you get attached." I'm sure that could have been a thoughtful proverb if my dream!me didn't really butcher it.

I went through a cycle of the same dreams, over and over. First about a spell, then actual nightmares from the dream!self. Now there's a city I remember seeing destroyed resurrected with all its previously dead citizens in it. Also the diabolical little shit of a Hellmaster decided to possess Gourry, cover him in armor from head to toe, and then have us almost kill each other. And flare carrots, really?

Head, meet desk. I kind of preferred the dreams where I was stuck in a pink horse outfit for reasons.

This is why citizens of Orange County greet the morning with a cup of booze rather than a cup of joe most of the time.

Mar. 13th, 2015


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I won my last bout. I'm thinking about having a party or something, maybe renting a bar for an evening. Any of you random so-and-sos want to come? The more the merrier.

Edit: Going to have this shindig on the 21st at [Random Bar Address]. I rented the thing, so drink as much as you want. But if you try to drive home drunk, just know I'm really good at popping shoulders out of socket.

Mar. 7th, 2015


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There must be something terribly wrong with me. Every place I've gone to run an errand, I have encountered people who dress less than appropriate, and vocalized every single thing wrong with their ensemble.

Someone even threw their shoe at me. It was not a very pretty shoe, so I suppose they couldn't really consider it a lost...

Mar. 3rd, 2015


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Now this is a study I would happily have been a researcher on. Shame it's all done with.

Feb. 26th, 2015


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Made way too much barbecue for one person, so I might have just let whatever kids from the neighborhood come have food. Better than having to eat the same thing three times a day for a week, right?

Feb. 25th, 2015


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Is it too early to start planning the after party? Rogue's got moonshine in the works, will most likely cook for an entire army, and we can celebrate no one we liked died. This entire thing is worthy of alcohol indulgence. Probably won't take place for a week or two, but hey! Enough time to make it awesome.

Do us a favor, OC. Try not to lose your shit so we can enjoy some downtime, got it? I will put a goddamn hole in you otherwise.

Now, I usually don't mix candy with alcohol - blech - but I'm going to get my hands on these. Booze filled chocolates. This can either be really good or really gross, but I'm all for trying things at least once.

Feb. 22nd, 2015


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Look who I found near my apartment. What should I name her?
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Feb. 13th, 2015


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Bacon is disgusting. I don't understand how people can eat this much of it.

Jan. 29th, 2015


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So thanks to last night's little incident, I suppose I'll make some kind of 'magical public announcement,' though healing isn't really my expertise. (And Severus, this might be more up your alley, to be honest.)

Should anyone, for whatever reason, get shot, run over, stabbed, and whatever other bodily injury is going around these parts thanks to the area's infestation of illegal activity, there are people who can help speed up the healing process in unconventional ways.

So if anyone with the ability to wants to provide their services, make yourselves known in case.

Jan. 22nd, 2015


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Plan for the next week:
» Get Mardi Gras shit organized, because I'm bringing an ole fashioned New Orleans party here damn it. I'm too poor to go fly home.
» Finish getting rid of all these damn pies
» Make more batches of booze filled chocolates
» Make a new menu for said holiday
» Sleep sometime

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I'm probably going to get arrested tonight.

Jan. 21st, 2015


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Hello! I'm Naga and I'm new in town. I'm just settling in and I've been going through the job listings and I have a couple of them circled but is it just me or do some of the jobs out there sound really ... Off? I mean, Hot Dog choreographer? Head of Potatoes? MILF Commander?

It's so hysterical I'm laughing.

And who would hire a suspicious fisherman?