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May. 23rd, 2013

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I heard on the news that some kid is allergic to food. How the hell is that even possible?

I think I actually might need to sleep. It feels like I've been up for days. Maybe I shouldn't have had so many red bulls.

May. 12th, 2013


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Anyone know how to tell if you tore your ACL?

May. 4th, 2013


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Havin' weirdly specific dreams about bein' born in Ireland. I know my parents are bright and sparklingly just offa the boat, but I was born here. See? Citizenship. Now stop mocking me for my accent.

Also, Murph, I dreamed you and I were twins. HA. If we were twins, I was the handsome one.

Apr. 19th, 2013

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You know what? I curse that damn Drano or Liquid Plumr commercial or whatever the fuck it is about the two dudes that come to that lady's house and are all sexy with their flushing the pipes and shit.

Man fuck that commercial. Don't call us up unless you actually have a problem with your toilet, y'know? We're not coming there to snake the drain wink win and all that fucking bullshit. We ain't them.

Apr. 14th, 2013


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Is it just me, or do noses seem to break easier after the third go? Fuckin' hell, this hurts.

Oh, right. I just joined this thing. Hello, or something. I'm kind of crap with technology.