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Jul. 8th, 2018


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Picture of a very large Mabari Hound guarding a very tiny baby girl

Barkspawn is already in love. But then who's not going to fall in love with Kyra?

Jun. 27th, 2018


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I understand that due dates are not always a precise science, but I am becoming rather malcontent with the fact I have past my due date and my child has not made an attempt to want to born. I would appreciate if this child would come already, I tire of my back aching all the time.

Jun. 23rd, 2018


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Waiting for my fiance to pop like

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Jun. 18th, 2018


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Pay close attention because this is the only time I’m going to say this - Eric was right. I should never have said anything about hoping I don’t dream about being an animal. Because what did my Dream turn out to be? My shapeshifting into a dog. And apparently it’s not the only thing I can turn into in the dreams - if what my parents told me there’s true, I can turn into any animal. It just has to be the last thing I see before I shift.

May. 31st, 2018


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As much as I am entirely ready for this child to be born already, I cannot help but be apprehensive. I am uncertain whether I am ready to be a mother. Though is anyone ever truly ready to be a parent, even if a child was planned for?
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May. 28th, 2018


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So - I think I had one of those Dreams that I notice people talking about. They’re supposed to feel extremely real, right? Well if that’s the case this one definitely qualifies. I was back in New York with my cousins and we were at a club that I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen in my life. Nothing against people who are into bondage but... I’m just not into tying people up in a back room and threatening to kill them because they’re a demon.

I really need to start turning my cell phone off when I go to bed. Or at least silencing it so that it can’t go off and wake me up before I find out what happens next.

May. 15th, 2018


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I for one welcome our ancient alien cephalopod overlords.

Apr. 28th, 2018


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I've been thinking long and hard, and maker knows I'm not ready to be a father.

But it's happening whether I want it to or not.

Apr. 26th, 2018


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I swear that this child does not understand that its mother does need to sleep should it wish to not be strangled the moment it is born. It tends to think that when I lie down, it is time to kick me or move about and thus keep me awake. I shall be most relieved once this child is born.

Mar. 20th, 2018


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I couldn't resist and she's going to kill me.

Picture of a very pregnant Morrigan alseep on the couch, with two cats using her as a pillow and a very large hound curled up at her fee

Mar. 16th, 2018


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I guess my journey wasn't over...

At least I've had time to process what became of my former Master here, but I'm having trouble processing what happened next. Or how it happened. Or what the implications are.

Cut for some rebels spoilers )

Feb. 28th, 2018


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I find it rather difficult to believe I still have four months left in this pregnancy. It is difficult to sit for prolonged periods of time, and I am so bloody hot. If I was not pregnant I would wonder if I was going through menopause with these bloody hot flashes.

Also the next person who tries to touch my stomach is getting their hand burned.

Feb. 19th, 2018


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Lets be real sweetcakes, who wouldn't be in love with Idris Elba?

Jan. 21st, 2018


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I have such big news, but it's Morrigan's to tell.

So I'll just have to sit on these blackmail pictures until then!

Jan. 10th, 2018


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I'm in talks with lawyers about Sketer, I'd hoped to get things started before she did another 'report' but I guess some things need to move a little slowly.

Oct. 14th, 2017


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Does anyone know a fast way to mend a sprained ankle?

Sep. 10th, 2017


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The problem with having a hyper-intelligent dog is when he figures out how to open the fridge.

And then teaches the cats the trick.

Next, I expect him to make me an omelette.

Aug. 29th, 2017


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Now that things have calmed once more, I shall make an offer again. To those who wish to have healing potions on hand for when these sorts of invasions occur, I am willing to make some. I have a few left over from the last batch I made, though I shall be making some more in the near future.

For those who do not know me, I am Morrigan, a mage and an herbalist. While my specialty is shapeshifting, I am also a gifted healer for those who may require such assistance in the future.

Aug. 3rd, 2017


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Well, good morning, everyone. Every day that we wake up not yet entangled in nuclear war is a good day, isn't it? Resident n00b here, and resident LGBT lawyer - Dorian Pavus, at your service, and I always keep up with my bar dues (yes, you have to pay to practice law, who'd have thunk?) and CLE requirements.

This forum is utterly fantastic and I'm so glad the idea to join came to me in a dream. Well, it didn't really, but I thought I'd mention that just to integrate myself seamlessly.

But what else about me? I live on a vineyard, I brew my own spirits, and then drink them. That may be all I can share at this time, and I eagerly await the scintillating conversations you will provide as I sip my oolong tea.

Jul. 31st, 2017


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This heat is making it positively unbearable to work in my greenhouse for any length of time. I feel as though I need to encase myself in an ice spell before going in there just so that I may tend my plants and remain comfortable whilst doing so.

Jul. 15th, 2017


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I don't know what's more embarrassing, losing to some possessed mage, or that I'm still stuck on the couch.

May. 29th, 2017


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In light of how often wide-spread mayhem breaks out here, and the need for healing that may be needed, I make healing potions that are available to all on this network, should anyone wish to have any on-hand.

For those who do not know me, my name is Morrigan and I am a mage. I am adept in healing magic, among a few other types of magic, so should anyone require healing for whatever reason, I am able to provide that as well. In case it must be said, my magic only heals physical wounds. I cannot cure illness or poison, though I could make antidotes for poison.

May. 5th, 2017


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Pretend this is sent in the morning

So those nice blokes in the white armor that were helping us.

They're not so nice any more and let me tell you I'm not having fun right now.

Apr. 18th, 2017


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When it's 3am and you can't sleep, you discover a whole new world on the telly. Ancient reruns, awful movies, softcore tits an' arse. I particularly like the commercials. The market at this hour seems to be old people and insomniacs.

But really, who could turn down the Golden Girls?

Mar. 26th, 2017


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Everyone's alright, I hope? After that pretty interesting...interlude, from last week?

It's amazing that, in the OC, with the arrival of spring comes the desire to vacation far away from here. I'll take honeymoon suggestions, if anyone has them.

Because people who get married sometimes go on honeymoons. As of now, it's still sinking in that someone actually wants to marry me and go on a honeymoon, but I'll get there. I'm also not great at proposing, somehow the restaurant managed to catch fire that night, so I'm kind of glad I'll have to in theory do it only once.

Mar. 16th, 2017


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Some sects of our Magic Guild are looking a little sparse, since people have come and gone over the weeks and months. I thought I would put out another open call for recruitment. Potions are not my specialty, but I have been practicing more and more - however, we could use the help there and in most other areas.

Please let me know if you are interested. I'm Zatanna, by the way, in case we have not been formerly introduced.

Feb. 13th, 2017


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I am going to be very relieved once tomorrow has come and gone from a business stand point. I get tired of explaining why I do not make natural remedies for impotence. Tis at the point where I can barely maintain a polite facade about it. I am not a miracle worker, even as a mage. Besides, nature is attempting to tell these people something and they are not listening. The urge to set some of them on fire is a strong one.

Jan. 3rd, 2017


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I don't remember the last three days.

I'm going to blame the Tequila.

Nov. 19th, 2016


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It's 3am, I've a cup of hot cocoa and my fiance is asleep with her head in my lap.

I just thought I'd share that because she'll be mortified when she wakes up.

Aug. 17th, 2016


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Morrigan and I have been on holiday in China, someone please tell me that the world hasn't ended over there?

Jun. 30th, 2016


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This is kind of important, so I'll keep it brief and just stick to the facts rather than ramble:

1. If you happen to come across a glowing green pocket in wherever, please don't touch it. Instead, alert me via private message or here and I'll come close it.

2. What comes out of these pockets tend to be dangerous, they're demons, but they're relatively simple enough to kill. Even so, I'd recommend the buddy system until these rifts are closed.

3. If anyone can fly or has a way to otherwise achieve a birds-eye view of the county and can give me a general idea of where you see glowing green pockets, I'd appreciate it.

Fuck me Thank you.

Jun. 29th, 2016


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Yes, lets drop everything and follow a woman who may or may not hate me through a mirror.

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Arcane Advisor certainly has a ring to it, even if I am far less than comfortable being in the Orlesian Court. Tis not the safest place to be, considering all the court intrigue, civil war, and the fact that an ancient magister has ripped a hole in the sky which threatens the safety of the entire world. Regardless of anything else, the insane magister must be stopped. I anticipate the Inquisition's influence shall be felt within the halls of the Winter Palace itself. And for the sake of the world and the state Orlais is in, I do hope it shall come sooner rather than later. I am going to ignore the fact I have a son in the dreams

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Christ on a white horse, this Brexit nonsense is pissing all over the border between Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland. Did anyone not consider what ramifications this will have, to fuck with the border, when they voted leave like the idiots they are? Decades and decades of violence and tension, and now it's all going to be kicked up again. I remember I used to travel back and forth with no trouble at all - who knows what will happen now, since loads of people live and work on different sides of the border, and cross every day.

I'll just be out scrubbing my deck. And I mean that in the cleanest way possible.

private, secure messages to thalia and luke )

Jun. 2nd, 2016


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I lost my fucking arm--
Solas is a dickhead
Well, that was fun, but the world is in danger yet again

Now that I've sort of had a minute to process everything, I can try to put it into words. My dreams seem to be lining up with life in the waking world interestingly well - we hit the motherload of potion raids in a castle in Emprise du Lion, which was probably the most beautiful place we've traveled to. If a little (a lot) cold and craggy. Plus that oddly eerie red tint to the skies and the treeline. Figures that the dragon we encountered was immune to ice magic, there in the constant snowfall.

But I've been working on potions here too, is the thing. Regeneration, healing, and resistance to cold and fire. Some others also. I suppose that's an offer for the masses, but I can't promise they'll taste like candy.

And I'm not sure why whatever forces insist on dumping awkward furniture in my living room, because a humongous war table just really doesn't go with the 'theme.' It's also blocking the front door and currently guests need to climb on it in order to get into the house.

May. 22nd, 2016


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By the flaming grace of my employer and his unwanted opinion of how I need 'more friends,' I'm going to make some kind of attempt for an intro post. Prepare to be awed.

Hi. I'm Megara. Meg for short. I'm here to browse through the drama. It goes hand in hand with social media, so make sure to link me to the extra juicy scandals. Points for the infamous baby daddy/mama dramas and vindictive divorces.

Thanks, internet. You're so swell.

May. 9th, 2016


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Alright then, I'm back from the dead and likely in need of extensive therapy. No, literally, I was dead for about a month and trapped in the Underworld - did you know it's essentially a more grotesque, red-tinged version of Orange County? Not certain why it was designed that way but in my dreamworld, Underbrooke was a dedication from Hades to his ladylove. That's sort of weirdly romantic, isn't it? Building purgatory with your lover in mind?

Anyway, my thanks to friends and family who were concerned about my whereabouts. I'm quite looking forward to catching up with those who actually missed me. And I know there are a lot of you who have got girlfriends and such but I'd like to inform you that I've got the prettiest.

cut for image, viewable to all )

Perhaps I'm a bit biased but after being dead such a face was a sight for sore eyes.

You know what else was a sight for sore eyes? Part of my beautiful, beautiful ship. As a 'welcome back' gift, Orange County decided to present me with what looks like the bottom portion of the Jolly Roger. It is my most fervent hope that this place stops yanking my chain in a not fun way and just lets me have my first love so I can assemble a crew and sail off.

That being said, am taking applications for a crew now anyway.

May. 2nd, 2016


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Some of the staff told me this forum was a great place to meet people and make friends. Now that's time to say hello, all I can think to say is a simple question:

Who can recommend the best farmer's market in the area? I woke up today with a terrible craving for fresh pears.

Apr. 13th, 2016


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Succulents are some of neatest little plants ever. Don't you think?

Mar. 24th, 2016


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Well. I nearly set my house ablaze today. Having lightning unexpectedly come from one's fingertips tends to have an averse affect on flammable materials.

Mar. 12th, 2016


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Hello!

No, that’s too formal.

Hi, guys!

Wow, that’s rude. Not everyone is a guy.

Hey, peeps!

Does anyone say peeps anymore? Okay, Urban Dictionary is telling me they don’t.

I’m Merrill! Good start. This is so exciting. Has anyone else felt like they didn’t fit in before they started having their dreams? I know we couldn’t have known, not really, but this explains so much. I’m not even human! Well, I mean, I am I think?, but I’m not in my dreams. There were so many of us—elves, that is. It was an important gathering of some kind, and it was all very exciting. I set something on fire, too! With my hands! Does anyone keep a diary to record everything they remember? I should really find those scented highlighters.

Oh! We share something about ourselves here, right? I’m a Cryptozoologist. You should visit me at my office! It’s cramped, really, and a mess right now, but I like visitors. If you let me know you’re coming, I could bake something, too. One of my roommates is a chemist, and our kitchen is probably contaminated. You know what! I’ll just buy cookies for us. Would that be all right? Does anyone have any food allergies? This is too long. You’re rambling now, Merrill.

I’ll just be on Tumblr if you need me.

Mar. 11th, 2016


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Ah, the mighty and glorious Circle of Magi of Ferelden, housed in a tower shaped like a phallus. It was every bit as insufferable as I could imagine. Though the demon's taste in decoration was more than revolting. And glad to see we gained a preachy school marm in the group. I will simply stay in my tent far away from her.

Though at least I received another gift from my dreams. T'would seem I now have seeds from several plants native to Thedas.


[Killian]

You will be pleased to hear I have that poison ready. Needless to say, it is extremely potent. The antidote, however, is proving more difficult to create, but I shall not be outdone.

Mar. 7th, 2016


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I'm not quite sure how I'm supposed to react to receiving...gifts from my dreams? Or the fact in some alternate place I'm practically brainwashed by religion.

It's not real. It shouldn't be real. And yet, I have this tool and I'm meant to use it to protect people from magic? Because "magic exists to serve man, and never to rule over him."

Mar. 5th, 2016


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As annoying as parts of these dreams may be, at least they left most welcome gifts for me this time. I suppose it makes up for some of the insanity I am surrounded by in these dreams.

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So we found a Golem. She hates pigeons. Like really, really hates pigeons. So we took her along with us to get these Sacred Ashes that were supposed to cure this bloke we needed. He has an army. We need that army to defeat the Blight. Scratch his back he scratches ours, that sort of thing. Something tells me when we seek help from the Dwarves and Elves we're going to have to fetch strange things for them too.

So we brought the ashes back to Redcliffe only to discover this poor boy was possessed by a demon.

Bright point, we killed a dragon! Really big one, too.

Feb. 29th, 2016


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How many of you consider yourself a specialist in any given field of noteworthy import?

Feb. 24th, 2016


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Why do I live here? Every day is starting to feel like one step closer to complete insanity. I could be back home where the weather is normal and you can go out for a stroll without, mostly, worrying about being murdered. BY PRIMATES.

Why. Am I supposed to adjust to this? I've already adjusted to plenty. You lot are...strange. Add this on top of your sweet tea and awful Coke.

Feb. 17th, 2016


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My dreams just keep getting better. There was this big battle against an army of Darkspawn. Really nasty creatures that want to kill us all and blight the land. And we lost. But we got rescued by a witch who made her daughter Morrigan go with us when we left to...save the world somehow, I'm sure. Our first stop was this little village named Lothering where we met a rather lovely red-head and freed a Qunari from a cage.

Those poor people though. They were right in the way of the Darkspawn army and they don't really stand a chance.

We set out for a place called Redcliff to try to drum up our own army when I woke up.

To find a gigantic Mabari war hound sleeping at the foot of my bed, and my staff leaning against the wall.

Do these things just happen and Alistair why didn't you warn me!

It's rather exciting mind you.

I think I'll call him Barkspawn.

Feb. 11th, 2016


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Since my inquiry for baked goods was well answered the last time, I thought I'd try again. I need something sparkly for my Valentine, where does one get...baked goods that are glittery? I assume there is such a thing, yes?

On the dream front, it's been a whole metric tonne of things. Snow queens and spells where we all hated each other and the newly-formed Triumvirate of Evil (that didn't stay a threesome for very long, mind you), and dragons and alternate lives - good god. But in terms of 'gifts,' I also hope someone on this network is a botanist of some kind. I've a sort of strange plant that should be studied and contained it killed my brother, since it can be dangerous - well, the thorns are, I should say. Then again, no one should be getting themselves scratched with poisonous thorns unless you're Charming and stupidly manage it somehow.

Jan. 29th, 2016


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Alright, perhaps I shall resign myself to accepting this dream nonsense as being more than nonsense. I had believed the first dream I had was little more than a strange commentary upon my life, twisted by my unconscious mind from that whole incident with the fog. Alas it seems it was not simply commentary but an actual dream of another life, as a second dream has confirmed.

I lived with my mother in a place known as the Korcari Wilds in a place called Ferelden. Apparently I am a mage as in this new dream, my powers manifested themselves, much to my mother's delight t'would seem. Her reaction to my powers was disquieting.