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Oct. 16th, 2012


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I feel like I've said this before, but.... this must be what going insane feels like.

Oct. 10th, 2012

[info]notbeingme
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Accepting cases.

Getting bored.

Oct. 8th, 2012


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I shouldn't have to post this, but I'm going to. Consider it my official statement on the matter.

Commander Tyra Shepard is an upstanding woman and up until a year or so ago, was one of America's finest soldiers. Unless you fought alongside her, you don't get to second-guess that. And it is never alright to bring up anyone's private life in public like that. I don't care who you are.

As my Employee, she has helped shape the kids in her care for the better. She's helped us rebuild, and was a key part of the rescue efforts at the Ranch during the meteor and earthquake. I will not be firing her. Not now, not ever.

I especially will not be firing her over what she chooses to do after hours in her committed and stable relationship. I don't care if that relationship is with a man, woman, bottle of vodka, or electric toaster. You shouldn't either.

She's a good woman and she will be employed at Urdnot Ranch as long as she wants to be. The end.

Sep. 23rd, 2012

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[info]hadtobeme
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Electronics malfunctions becoming problematic.
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[info]damn_it_jim
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I was on call last night and didn't get a single work-related call. I did get texts about rodents, panties, and pictures of breasts. Come in this morning to find they had two emergencies that the interns had to handle on their own. We're lucky nobody died.

Aug. 19th, 2012


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How many scientists out there right now are trying to understand how these dreams work? I've done a bit of testing and theorizing on my own, but there is strength in numbers. I desperately need to understand this phenomenon.

Aug. 9th, 2012

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Strange happenings. Fundamental shift of human bone, muscular structure, augmenting strength and speed as well as size. Genetic modification there, I'm sure. Hm. Rapid release of growth hormones? Perhaps. No way of knowing without extensive testing.

Exciting!

Aug. 7th, 2012


[info]ever_vigilant
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Here's a question for you.

Does a raw steak actually work on a black eye, or does it only work because you think it does?

Those mythbuster guys should test.

Aug. 5th, 2012


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Right, going to make something very clear.

Don't ever anyone, even if you think it's funny, ask me if I'm your mummy.

Aug. 3rd, 2012

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Oh oh oh OH OH BRILLIANT!

Someone here is just brilliant, I've been waiting for something like this!

John, I'm about to be busy. Extraordinarily so.

Jul. 30th, 2012


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[Locked to Normandy Crew]


[info]the_commander
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You know how much you all mean to me, right?

[info]the_commander
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As horrible as what happened to the ranch really was, this does give us a chance to reassess and make it even better. While we do have most of the funds necessary, we're probably going to need a lot of manpower, and will welcome volunteers. I'll update everyone when we're at that stage. and have the secret underground facilities already built and covered


[Locked to Wrex]

I'm headed to Scott's in the morning to look over some of what he's working on. I thought we should name one of the new buildings after Roy, since he's lost the most of all of us.

Jul. 29th, 2012


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[info]fixingyourbible
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SCIENCE!

Jul. 28th, 2012


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Well today just turned out interesting.

I'm currently engaged in Rule 58 of the Bro-code.

Jul. 26th, 2012


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SUCCESS!


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Partially.

With some assistance I've developed a system to literally remove the furry menace from our planet.

The question is getting them to the lab.

Does anyone have a solution to that?

Jul. 24th, 2012


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Remy LeBeau - Cajun Superchef.


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Hello there, valar net! Guess what tastes like chicken, only slightly spongier, after you skin a bunch of them, rip the nasty poop shoot parts out, and deep fry them?

Hairy critters!

The others that I've found, I done added to jambalaya after properly seasoning them up and they aren't half bad! Sure, everything tastes like chicken, they say. But in some cases, it's the truth. Like this case! :D

One downside is that I think I ate Baby. But Baby was delicious and kept MAKING babies, so...c'est la vie. Got to get rid of them somehow.

I might also have drank a few too many beers during my culinary adventure.

...

To my housemates? Enjoy. There's leftovers in the fridge.
[info]hadtobeme
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[info]hadtobeme
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Posting open call for all geneticists, biologists, and other scientifically-oriented persons. Creature population size growing increasingly problematic. Suggest working together to find solution. Have already done multiple tests. Findings:

• DNA varies wildly from any other species on earth. Possibly not of terrestrial origin. Sounds far-fetched, but not ruling out possibility.
• Subjects begin reproducing from moment of birth; essentially "born pregnant".
• Attracted to and will eat most carbohydrates.
• No natural predators means population will continue to grow unchecked. Suggest haste in finding solution.
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Flamethrower. I need a flamethrower.
[info]hadtobeme
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Observations: creatures enjoy carbohydrates and sugars. Also seem to multiply rapidly. Interesting. Suspect asexual reproduction. Haven't witnessed any mating habits. Could be problematic.

Jul. 23rd, 2012


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This is all quite fascinating.
[info]hadtobeme
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[info]hadtobeme
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Small, rodent-like creature appeared in apartment. Strange. Doesn't match any known species. Random mutation? New species or subspecies? Genetically engineered? Either way, exciting!

Jul. 20th, 2012


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There was a meteor strike about two miles from the Ranch house. Most of the buildings have collapsed and I'm on my phone. I'm reading that there has been a serious earthquake as well, can anyone confirm?

Jul. 19th, 2012


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So a close friend of mine has seen a lot of enemy fire and stuff. You know. Battle veteran and the whole nine yards. Doesn't really trust a lot of people, especially doctors, scientists, etc. Who can blame the guy?

He really needs some help though, and I was wondering if anyone out there had some recommendations for a shrink that was used to handling people like that. I thought I might call around and see if I could get him to come in and talk to someone.

Anyone have some names for me?

Jul. 18th, 2012

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[info]hadtobeme
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Trend of dreams correlating to reality seems to be continuing. Interesting.

Jul. 9th, 2012

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[info]notbeingme
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This network is interesting.

Simply not interesting for the reasons the rest of you lot probably find interesting.

Jul. 5th, 2012


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Finally gotten my schedule back to something approaching normal, I think. Break was good for me in the long term though, I think. Perspective, and all that.

Makes it easier to let go

How was everyone's Explosion Day then? Good, I take it? Everyone still have all their fingers and toes and faces and such?

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I have to admit I never thought I would be the sort to open up an account on this thing, but I've been hearing tales of a dream epidemic around the lab so I thought I would check it out. My name is Dr. Tam, I head up the neurology department at UC Irvine.

Jul. 4th, 2012


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Higgs-boson guys!


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Higgs-boson!

Per Professor Solus, an easy to understand definition: "Higgs field fills all of space. Higgs boson, also known as "God particle", is a theoretical particle makes up Higgs field. Basically, existence of Higgs boson explains why objects have mass."

Now with picture! From a tweet.

Beautiful four-electron event display from #Higgs searches with #ATLAS

Read more... )

Jul. 3rd, 2012


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All this attention paid to dreams can't be good for any of us.

Jul. 1st, 2012

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CERN to announce latest experiment results from Large Hadron Collider on Wednesday. 7,000 year old DNA discovered in caveman bones in Spain. NASA developing method of growing fresh food in space. Doctors develop microparticles that can oxygenate body without breathing.

Exciting times!

Jun. 26th, 2012

[info]hadtobeme
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Wonderful to be back to work. Missed it. Much to catch up on.

Still wish cause of connection could be determined.

Jun. 22nd, 2012


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[info]vulcan_mind
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I failed to mention my return. I am home now, in case anyone's needed me.

[info]l_a_t_e
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You're Welcome


[info]l_a_t_e
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You know that low whistle you make when you're at a loss for words? How would one type that? Wooo? Hooo?

I was up all night. There's lots of stuff out there, on the internet. You know? Stuff you don't even realize. Like this lovely little number I stumbled upon in a darkened corner of the valar network.


Guys. This might be the best thing I have ever seen. I don't know who's been working on it, or if it will ever go to print, but there is no reason to ever buy another calendar ever again.

[.zip file: men of valarnet calendar] )


(ooc: All in good fun! React away! You can treat the images here like photos that were professionally taken, personal photos that were swiped, photoshopped images... Anything you like! I would have made about 100 more, but there are only 12 months this year. So if you don't see a pup you would have liked to seen in this, I'm super sorry. We'll get them next time! Obviously, this wouldn't have worked as well if I hadn't kept it a secret. But you guys like surprises, right?)

Jun. 21st, 2012

[info]hadtobeme
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Experiencing attachment phenomenon for ten days now. Still no hard data. Troubling.

Jun. 20th, 2012

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[info]illbetyouhave
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Guess this week could be worse. Learned a lot about animals.

Gotta admit though, it wouldn't have been how I'd have chosen to spend my time.

Jun. 19th, 2012


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I didn't get any responses last time, but I do want to try again.

I'm offering two tickets to my theatre's version of William Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing, this Thursday. I'll select from the correct answers. Please reply private locked so as not to share the answer with everyone!

How many plays did Shakespeare pen?

Jun. 18th, 2012


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[info]dr_blondie
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Coming into the ER and claiming that you can't get away from a random person you just met is a complete waste of my time and the next couple to do it is getting put in St. Joseph's Psych ward. You have been warned.

Jun. 15th, 2012


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[info]vulcan_mind
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I will be away for the next few three to four days. Anyone who Those who need me know how to best contact me.

Jun. 12th, 2012

[info]hadtobeme
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Would like to compile list of all affected by strange connection, facilitate easier pattern detection, etc. Local network seems best place to start.

If affected, post here. Details of circumstances also helpful, but optional.

Jun. 11th, 2012


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[info]little_elf_lost
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Well, this is an exciting start for summer!

Jun. 12th, 2012


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[info]swordoftheskies
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...I have no idea what's going on, but hey, at least I'm wearing pants.

Seems to be better luck than some other people are getting stuck with.

Jun. 11th, 2012


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[info]slayersavior
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My name is Buffy Summers and I have officially gone insane. No, I mean it. I'm crazy, but it's okay because this time crazy has company. I can't seem to get away from this doctor, but at least he's nice and is humoring me? And he's going to come with me to my last final today. And my graduation on Saturday.... because that's important.

I am strangely calm about this all things considered, but talking it out helped a lot. Lots of talking.

Jun. 10th, 2012


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I think I need a hobby of some sort. Preferably of the stress-reducing kind.

Otherwise, I think I may actually end up throwing one of my students out a window next year.

Jun. 7th, 2012

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I swear, if one more student complains about lab reports or final exams, I'll make them do twice as many in punishment. It's too damn much work for me to listen to students bitching all the time.

Jun. 6th, 2012


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Tony somehow forced me into making one of these accounts, I might as well use it. The name's Bruce, current.. I'm not really sure what my title is, but I'm the guy building the labs and doing all of the hiring for Stark Industries science department.

Jun. 5th, 2012

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Cannot find any reference to extrasolar planets called Omega. Strange dreams of alien plagues becoming more frequent. Troubling.

Jun. 4th, 2012


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Ladies and Gentlemen.

Elvis has left the building.

Jun. 1st, 2012


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I will be spending the weekend in recovery from the semester's end rush. After that, I will find myself with an abundance of time on my hands. I think I'd like to take up a new hobby.

[Kirk]
You asked me about helping with your spaceship quite some time ago. I will now be able to help in whatever fashion you'd like me to.

[Uhura]
I would very much like to take you to dinner soon. And perhaps you'd like to come over sometime this weekend? I would not force my cooking upon you, but we could order food and watch movies, if you like that sort of thing. (Is inviting you over in such a fashion a suitable move for our current relationship status?)

May. 31st, 2012


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The Ugly Cup is closing!

That's the little coffee shop I tend to do my notes at after hours. There isn't even a Starbucks or anything nearby. Shame so many little businesses can't make ends meet right now.
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Just got the call an hour ago! Yours truly is now the assistant choreographer and Visiting Professor of Dance at UC-Irvine. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a bit intimidated, going from teaching five year olds to college, but I've got a good track record for leading dancers to getting awards, and I don't plan for that to change. This time next year, UC-Irvine will be national title competitors.

I have to tell you, though. Living in a hotel? Not so bad. But Elspeth, I would like to reschedule to meet up with you. Could we do that?