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Mar. 11th, 2019


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Six missed calls, all from the same number. And I have no idea what number it is, I sure as hell am not picking that up. Finally check my messages and it's a divorce attorney??

Do these people even know who I am? Apparently not, or they'd know better.

Divorce Attorney. Balls. The last thing I made a lifelong commitment to went up in flames. No, thank you.

Feb. 28th, 2019


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Reading stories about space and watching various documentaries has me reflecting on my dreams and my own travels across the galaxy. I have seen many different planets, many different stars. Out of all of the places I have been in the dreams, the one that left the most in awe just at the fact so few had ever been there to begin with is that I have been to the galactic center of the galaxy. Otherwise known as the place that has a supermassive black hole.

We were still in a safe zone and weren't pulled towards the Event Horizon, thankfully, but it was the most surreal and most alien place I have ever been to. There was wreckage from countless starships there that had attempted to make the journey to the Collector Base that we were going to destroy. And beyond that? It was...oddly calm. We didn't have time to sight-see as we had a battle to fight, but what little I saw of it? It was certainly something to behold, and not a sight you would soon forget.

Feb. 5th, 2019


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These are interesting times we live in with regards to science. According to satellite data, the magnetic north pole is moving far faster than was predicted. It's hard to say whether we are going to experience the magnetic north and south poles flipping, or if there's some fluctuation in the Earth's liquid core pushing the magnetic north pole like this. But this is extremely intriguing to read the data about. It would also be intriguing to see if the magnetic south pole has shifted at all, which that article does not mention.

Jan. 14th, 2019


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Found one of my employees at the bar skimmin' out of the cash register.

Turns out he's been havin' problems at home. Suspended him for the week and told him next time to come an' talk to me.

Jan. 1st, 2019


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SCIENCE

New Horizons has completed the most distant flyby of any celestial object and is beginning to send data. It might be awhile before we get images comparable to the Pluto images from a few years ago.

But it's exciting.

Cut for Image )

Dec. 16th, 2018


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Is there someone here who may be able to help me put the pieces of my spaceship together? I think I have all the pieces of it, but I'm no engineer. It's not a huge spaceship, it's actually a fighter-class single pilot kind of ship as opposed to a large starship.


[Encrypted DM to Jemma Simmons]

I have a question for you, if you have a minute.

Nov. 27th, 2018


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Considering what I just Dreamt of and then went through the past couple weeks, this story about gene-editing doesn't sit well with me. Mostly because I am a product of gene-editing in my Dreams. My father took his DNA, then picked and chose what he wanted. He was a genius and one could say I was tailor-made for perfection.

I'm definitely not perfect, I am still human, but because of what he did, I can live for a very long time. Among other things. Normally I'm not entirely against gene-editing, I've just seen the extremely bad side of this both in my Dreams and here. But it has to start somewhere, and the conversation needs to be started, right?

I'm not sorry my father is dead. The bastard deserved what he got

Oct. 27th, 2018


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Oh fucking hell, whatever's going on needs to fucking stop. I suddenly know what it must feel like to have an L2 implant. I've had a steady headache that's now turned into a migraine, or something worse. It's hard to tell. All I know is that it hurts. I think I'll be wearing noise-cancelling headphones for the duration of however long this happens.

Or maybe I'll just perform brain surgery on myself and take this fucking implant out of my head.


[Private to Isabela]

Given the fact your phone is possessed and I can't handle noise, I'll be keeping those noise-cancelling headphones on. If you need to talk to me or something, throw a paper ball at me? Or something else gentle to get my attention. Hopefully this won't last long otherwise I'm going to have to kill myself.

Oct. 9th, 2018


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Anyone else ever get PTSD flashbacks from their dreams? Like you know it's over, you know the danger is gone.

And yet...

Sep. 29th, 2018


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It's good to know I used to work for an asshole in my dreams. The bastard sent assassins after me after I resigned from my position. They were almost good enough to actually kill me, but I managed to survive. At least I didn't wake up injured this time But it won't be the last time he tries to have me killed. He doesn't take rejection well.

Sep. 24th, 2018


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I found this thing in a stream today.

I think I'll call him Wrex.

Sep. 23rd, 2018


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Well, that was quite an experience! To be young again was a bit of fun, but I have to admit, I'm very happy to be back in my own adult body.

I find adolescent emotions are a bit too much at times.

Aug. 27th, 2018


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I got pulled over.

While jogging.

Apparently going twelve miles per hour while jogging is alarming to some people.

Miranda, this is your fault.

Aug. 3rd, 2018


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Oh I definitely didn't see this coming with all those gigantic meteors falling from the sky that looked vaguely reminiscent of Infernals. I'm not about trying to stab gigantic rock demons, especially with my roommate so laid up that she can't join in on the fun.

But I don't think it's going to shock anyone when I state that those demons with the six arms are amazing. Also? A succubus can charm your panties right off of you.

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But I put them right back on, you know. I uhm... might have shown some restraint this time but they don't need to know that. ;)

Jul. 30th, 2018


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I'm really not good at this whole sitting around doing nothing thing while recovering. What do people do when recovering from a broken collarbone and they can't work? I'm going bloody insane over here and it's only been three days since this happened. Hopefully my accelerated healing ability has actually kicked in because this is already old and annoying to me.

Jul. 8th, 2018


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Let's all just cut to the chase (but lets not cut you, Chase, we like you too much):

Yes, that was my Yacht.
No, it isn't repairable.
Yes, I am still alive.
By some miracle my cell is still working despite being dumped into the bay.

I had insurance. It's all sorted. Thank you.

Rachel
No bodies found in the Anaheim apartment means I'm hoping you A) started that fire B) gave that man a reason to fear and respect you C) are still alive.

Also do you by any chance know why my precious ship is at the bottom of the ocean and still smouldering?

May. 10th, 2018


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And the animosity between myself and Jack finally boiled over in the dreams. Have to say, two powerful biotics fighting onboard a space ship isn't the best idea, but she started it by charging into my office, screaming at me and started throwing my furniture at me. Shepard managed to intervene before Jack and I killed each other or punched a hole in the hull of the Normandy.

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Edit: I mean it goes without saying but this thread isn't at all safe for work.

Well, those gigantic orc buggers found their way over to the docks and that was amusing. That wood wasn't made to handle big muscled men like that.

I watched them from my little speedboat and thought to myself 'well, we're fucked, might as well enjoy it!'

Actually pretty sad all my new playthings have either been killed or sent back wherever they came from. They were fun, and I won't be walking straight for at least a month.

Mar. 19th, 2018


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Yeah, I should have seen that coming. Guess some people are meant to die. Couldn't save her there, either. And this time, I take the blame while the Empress's killers are free and Emily is in danger.



Great timing on getting fired too

Feb. 20th, 2018


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I feel like killing that bloody reporter. In hindsight, I probably should've changed my last name when I ran away. I need to ensure my sister is safe

Feb. 7th, 2018


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Well, loves, last week was something, wasn't it? That little cutie, Armin, did try to warn me about how interesting Orange County could get.

My Yacht and I survived the experience well enough, though it got a bit dodgy the day of the earthquakes.

Is everyone I'm fond of alright? Aria aside, we already know how she's feeling. Go on, sound off.

Jan. 24th, 2018


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As someone with an interest in space and a degree in astrophysics, I thought this was pretty damn cool.

Jan. 16th, 2018


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It's kind of eerie how these dreams are paralleling my real life, right down to my divorce. Was that necessary? Now I can have failed in both my dream life and my real life.

I've met Jim finally though. In case you were wondering if he's as much of an ass in my dreams as he is in real life, he definitely is. Ask him about the Kobayashi Maru test.

Jan. 11th, 2018


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My boss seems to think I need to socialize, so she directed me here. I'm questioning her judgement on this matter, but we will see. I'm Miranda Lawson, and I recently moved here from Los Angeles.

Jan. 10th, 2018


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You people really like to talk about dreams don't you.

Jul. 29th, 2013


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Is it bad that I'm uncomfortable when it's this peaceful here?

It just doesn't seem right.

...Also, it's my birthday tomorrow. Anyone want to help me celebrate?

Jul. 6th, 2013


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My catsuit just turned up in my closet, completely out of the blue.

Can't say I'm complaining. Fits just as well as it does in the dreams.

Jun. 19th, 2013

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Seiya has an announcement /gif )

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I can't believe it.

When I woke up this morning? No more headaches. No more biotic craziness. I suppose my implant must've finally decided to turn up... I feel strangely complete.

Not even going to touch Reapers in London. Less I think on that, the better.

Jun. 4th, 2013


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Has anyone ever wanted to just... keep part of their dreams forever?

Because honestly, getting revenge on my father? Perfection.

May. 20th, 2013


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So it's finally time I get back into the internet like a teenager is meant to.

I may even start up my blog again. I go by frostbitten-rose on [insert blogging site of your choice]. Then again I don't actually have a camera to use to update because it's a photography blog.

Either way, my name is Azelma, it's nice to meet you all.

May. 19th, 2013


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Shepard, you've got me working for the Alliance. How the hell does something like that happen?

...At least I finally got revenge on my father. And saved Ori These dreams aren't all bad, I guess.

Apr. 26th, 2013


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I swear, my biotics are rebelling against me. This is a pain.

Apr. 4th, 2013


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Well, this is frustrating.

No, universe, I do not want to wear a catsuit. Yes, I dream of wearing one, but that's no excuse. At least it keeps me from worrying about Oriana

Mar. 25th, 2013


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So glad everything's calmed down. Even if I feel a little uneasy with

...I've just jinxed us, haven't I?

Mar. 1st, 2013


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Feb. 21st, 2013


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This is the weirdest thing I've ever seen.

And that's saying a lot.

Feb. 19th, 2013


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I can honestly say that I'm glad to see the end of the Collectors. One less strange alien thing in my dreams.

Feb. 3rd, 2013


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Jan. 23rd, 2013


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I should start an all female mercenary company.

Who's with me?

What should we call it?

Pussy Patrol?
Shepard's Angels?

Garrus, you're allowed in but you have to stay at home, barefoot and making us sandwiches. And you have to wear a dress.

Jan. 4th, 2013


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Sure, I feel like shit, but I got a nice present in the closet.

Armor!

Just pretend that's a blonde and has more of a red/black color scheme, with less silver XD

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I dreamt of my father last night, and Oriana. It's good to know he's just as much an arse in the dreams as he is in real life.

Probably a little more insane in the dreams, though. I'll give them that much.

Dec. 20th, 2012


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...My sister turned up on my doorstep last night. I... haven't seen her for years.

This could turn out to be an amazing Christmas for once

Nov. 5th, 2012


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I think I now see why Jack hated Cerberus so much. The facility on Pragia was beyond what I thought they'd do...

What's the point in fighting to save humanity when they've lost all that makes them human? They were just children...

Oct. 29th, 2012


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About time, Skeeter.

Shame she was completely off-target. Whilst I respect Shepard and Liara, they're not exactly my usual type.

Oct. 18th, 2012


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I just found this in front of my house.

Who wants a ride? )

Oct. 4th, 2012


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So, I am the owner of a gorgeous and adorable necklace that glows when I wear it. And I had dreams.

And I am a fashion designer for a superhero, well MANY super heroes. It looked fabulous as always.

I was described the events of Fluttershy kicking ass at flying of all things. Not that I ever doubted she had it in her. I also now understand why I just love giving things to others!

Also, to my darling.

I went to this fancy party, and there was a prince but... but... He was an aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssss And he ruined my caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape. My glorious cape. It was fabulous and amazing. And he made ME open the door. ME! I was supposed to be the belle of the ball! I was supposed to show I belonged and he made be feel like a loo-loo-loser waaaaaaaaaah

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I don't see why Americans seem to make such a big fuss over Halloween. Maybe it was just my upbringing, but... I've never really seen the point.

I guess it's down to any excuse to wear silly costumes.

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Anyone ever dream of someone they really want to kick the ass of?

Sep. 21st, 2012


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Has anyone ever dreamt of a place so disgusting that they've been overcome with a need for an incredibly hot shower the moment they woke up?

Omega might just be the worst place I've dreamt of yet.