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Jul. 22nd, 2013


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Bear Grylls' wife probably deserves some sort of reward for copulating with a man who is basically known for drinking his own urine. I don't think I could make out with someone, knowing that he thought urine was a viable beverage option.
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Wow, first days, huh? I only got lost two times, and both those times were just trying to find the bathroom which they really didn't put in a real good place, so I don't think that one's on me, okay?

Real friendly people though! Everyone kept waving their arms when I drove in this morning. Funny story, I didn't actually drive on the driveway. The good news is the koi pond wasn't too deep, and no fish died so.

Jul. 19th, 2013


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Trying to figure out this 401k crap hurts my brain.
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Hello! My name's Michael, and I will be working here! Not here, on this network, you know but in Irvine, CA, which is pretty cool, gotta say! You guys heard of Tony Stark? Yeah, he hired me.

Well, not him. Some jerkface in HR, but still. Pretty good, huh? Yeah. Looking forward to it, I
really am.

That's what she said.