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Feb. 27th, 2020


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Okay legit the best thing I have seen on the internet today.

I mean you gotta give her credit for her ingenuity and creativity but they still look like what she's trying to get away from.

For real.

Feb. 20th, 2020


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Who wants to join a fucking lonely handsome single man at his own club for some drinks?

Feb. 12th, 2020


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I almost forgot what it was like to have a six foot three hundred and sixty pound beefcake land awkwardly on top of me until football practice this afternoon.

Ow, and because it bears repeating, ow.

Ice is a truly wonderful thing.

Feb. 10th, 2020


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Look. I get it. It sucks. But management made the decision not to offer the same discount to retired military that they do active duty. There’s nothing I can do about it without putting my job in jeopardy. And unless you’re willing to pay my bills after I get fired over you? I’m not putting it in jeopardy. And I couldn’t give a shit if the other servers here do it. That’s them and their choice to take the chance. You want that discount? Ask for their section next time. You will not bother me at all. In fact - it would make my day.

Feb. 1st, 2020


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So it's not bad enough that we have spam mail and spam calls, but now we have spam texts? I felt the need to share the one I received today.

Cut for Size. Viewable to all )

First of all, the obvious, my name is not Marco, so clearly it wasn't actually meant for me personally and second, I really don't need whatever they're selling or pretending to sell. Trust me. ;)

Jan. 24th, 2020


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A little bit too much vodka and I'm texting my ex.

Is it bad I miss the absurdity of dating into the Russian Mob?

Jan. 20th, 2020


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I was told that this place was good for networking and socializing. I intended to see about potential job connections, but there seems to be quite some talk about dreams here. Though this is the internet, I suppose oversharing and such things are to be expected.

Jan. 2nd, 2020


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This is not how I wanted to start a new year I don’t know what’s behind these Dreams. Or who. But when I find out? I am going to kick their ass. That was just a cruel cruel thing to force me to relive see in my sleep. I don’t need my baby sister and our parents showing up in my Dreams reminding me that they aren’t here, making me miss them even more. What I need when I finally get into bed is to just sleep. Not wake up crying and spending the rest of the night staring at the ceiling because I can’t trust not to see their bodies again Not wake up and have to spend the day downing energy drinks like they’re water to make it through my shift.

Jan. 1st, 2020


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2020 - It's going to probably take me almost the whole month of January to get into the groove of correctly writing the year on things.

Anyway, hi - I'm Elio. I'm a freshman at USC and a music major. I should be working on an assignment to get ahead for the semester coming up, but I really don't want to.

Sooo... give me your best hangover cures, plz - my roommates are idiots.

Dec. 23rd, 2019


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Yup. It's official. I still hate Egg Nog.

Oct. 23rd, 2019


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Why did I ever swipe right on that last Tinder profile is beyond me. The guy was a complete ass. He was some model, but that must have been all airbrushing. I don't judge by looks alone, but when you say you are 30 and 6'2, and look 40 and 5'10 - NOPE. What the hell? Must have modeled shoes or something. So after a rather boring conversation about his pet snake, he kept asking if I would call him. No. Definite no.

Oct. 17th, 2019


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What in the actual hell? Seriously? Someone tell me that there’s some weirdass tradition in California of pranking waitresses by accusing them of trying to hit on your boyfriend by asking what he’s ordering. Because if not? This girl I waited on today needs a serious reevaluation of her relationship. And possibly her sanity because she went OFF on me for asking what he wanted to order. I had a moment where I thought she was actually going to physically attack me with her coffee mug and no thank you. I don’t care if it has been sitting in front of you long enough that it’s not scalding anymore. I don’t want your coffee all over me.

Also if you are that damn concerned about your boyfriend cheating that you think he might hook up in the back of a diner with a waitress at noon? First - fuck you for thinking so little of someone you’ve never even met before. Second - why are you going to keep seeing someone you CLEARLY don’t trust? Have some damn self respect and ditch him. Or quit attacking waitresses and calling them sluts when they ask “And for you sir?” Because A)They’re just doing their JOB and B) no one wants spit in their food. I wouldn’t do that but I know some servers who would.

Oct. 12th, 2019


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I really should know better than to read the comments on practically any article on Yahoo. I've never seen more horrible comments than on Yahoo. It doesn't matter what the article is about; these people are honestly the worst. They're rude and criticize everything. The worst are any article that is even remotely LGBTQ+ related or Kardashian related.