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Jun. 2nd, 2017


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So this coffee claims to be the world's strongest coffee. It's called Death Wish.

Challenge accepted.

May. 1st, 2017


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I have managed to avoid accidentally exploding something today. I'm not sure if that's an accomplishment, but I'm choosing to believe it is. Now I just have to work toward only exploding things when I mean to explode them. Hopefully I don't need to mean to explode them, however. But I guess this place is the sort of place to do it.

Apr. 4th, 2017


[info]noturlittleman
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[info]noturlittleman
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Some jackass in my history class interrupted the professor to tell her that everything she'd just said was wrong and spent ten minutes explaining why. Was severely tempted to see whether or not I could stab him with my pen. I'm pretty sure by the end of it my classmates would've helped me hide the body.

Prof soundly proved him wrong too, so he's now got a sound public thrashing to add to the multiple death wishes. Fuck him and everyone like him.

Mar. 26th, 2017


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[info]freemarched
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Everyone's alright, I hope? After that pretty interesting...interlude, from last week?

It's amazing that, in the OC, with the arrival of spring comes the desire to vacation far away from here. I'll take honeymoon suggestions, if anyone has them.

Because people who get married sometimes go on honeymoons. As of now, it's still sinking in that someone actually wants to marry me and go on a honeymoon, but I'll get there. I'm also not great at proposing, somehow the restaurant managed to catch fire that night, so I'm kind of glad I'll have to in theory do it only once.

Feb. 22nd, 2017


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[info]noturlittleman
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I think I need to get my ears checked or something. I was watching Bakers vs. Fakers and I could not hear whether they were saying 'baker' or 'faker'.

Or maybe Food Network people just need to enunciate better.

Feb. 13th, 2017


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I am going to be very relieved once tomorrow has come and gone from a business stand point. I get tired of explaining why I do not make natural remedies for impotence. Tis at the point where I can barely maintain a polite facade about it. I am not a miracle worker, even as a mage. Besides, nature is attempting to tell these people something and they are not listening. The urge to set some of them on fire is a strong one.

Jan. 19th, 2017


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had a cocktail waitress at work show up after days gone missing swearing up and down she tried getting her nips pierced in an alley and then got abducted by someone who wanted to take her kidneys.

this is why you piss off from hardcore drugs, kids. that's revy's post for the 2017. done.

oh, and after the hundredth goddamn time i passed my GED. shit was hard for someone who started basic education in her late twenties but whatever, i'll boast however i want and celebrate with barrells of rum. maybe i'll get something that's better than a) editing sex tapes or b) kicking people out of strip clubs for asinine behavior, but probably not. it's the jobs with that little bit of shame that more fun and pay better.

Jan. 7th, 2017


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[info]margraveroyston
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Ah. I forgot how it felt for gossip rags to have nothing more interesting to talk about than my love life. I also forgot how delightful it was to have my agent speak to me so tersely about poor life choices, but I can't be expected to stay cooped up inside all day Ah well. I suppose it really was only a matter of time. I believe my shame meter is broken, however, so I'm not all that concerned about it.

[Filtered to Justin]
How's your brush with the paparazzi and gossip rags going, mystery blond?

Jan. 5th, 2017


[info]noturlittleman
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[info]noturlittleman
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It's been so hard pretending to be normal the last few days, like I didn't somehow manage to forget my past. It was so nice but now I'm just a mess

I have finally escaped my mother's clutches now that she trusts all of the drunk NYE partiers are off the road. Never accept a party invite from my mother, for reference, all she does is talk about all of the embarrassing things I did as a kid and cut me off after two glasses of champagne so I can't even pretend that it's not happening. The food almost made it worth it, though.

Jan. 3rd, 2017


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I don't remember the last three days.

I'm going to blame the Tequila.

Nov. 9th, 2016


[info]noturlittleman
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Today's been weird. A girl in one of my classes was just quietly crying the entire time, I saw a lot of people walking around in Bernie shirts, a guy offered to walk me to my car 'just in case'...people are upset and everything feels really bleak. Did manage to get a laugh in. Watched a girl ask a guy out by telling him she had a BOGO coupon at Chipotle and asking him if he wanted her free burrito. She wasn't successful.

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I haven't had any new dreams for months. Of course they would come back on my birthday with nothing good for me. A break up and fired from my side job. Now it's just autopsies for dream!me, no crime solving.

Oct. 2nd, 2016


[info]noturlittleman
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[info]noturlittleman
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There's a couple making out in a booth at Chipotle. I'm legitimately waiting for them to start dry humping each other. Everyone is pretty obviously uncomfortable and like four people have left. You'd think my dreams and all the wanton public sex in them would have gotten me used to this but apparently not. Or I just don't like people fucking so close to my food.

Sep. 20th, 2016


[info]noturlittleman
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My history professor today said (quote) "I don't want to kill anyone's vibe but history is basically just the extended study of human misery". If my dreams are any indication, that seems pretty true.

I haven't had any dreams this month, which is both welcome and incredibly weird. I'd have liked to see some more of our moderately happy ending, but I guess there's only so much goat chasing to do. It's been pretty relaxing, not having to think about who I'm going to see die if I go to sleep.

Sep. 12th, 2016


[info]freemarched
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The hangover that I'm still feeling today, from Saturday night's indulgences, means that I've come to the realization I need to share some of the wealth from Skyhold's wine cellar. There's enough of a supply to share, anyway. These bottles are all from Thedas - there's honey mead, sipping whiskey, wine from Tevinter that you have to drink with a catsbane powder to counteract the poisoning, black currant brandy, Orlesian liqueur, something made in a bathtub, and a bunch of other stuff but also most notably Dragon's Piss. No one knows what it is. It might be literal.

I've gotten estimates to bring electricity to the fortress, though in the mountains it's tricky - one strong breeze can send the wires down for a few hours. I think the main rooms will have electricity, but most guest rooms will just be candles and wood fires. Hot water for all facilities will definitely be a go though. I guess we can call it 'eco tourism.' There's a throwback to another era, in Morocco, that I've been researching for inspiration. I might take a trip there to stay at the place, just for research purposes and to know that running a hideway without a lot of electricity is possible.

Anyway, this has been your booze-soaked post for Monday morning, enjoy.

Aug. 9th, 2016


[info]room_302
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[info]room_302
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Last "gift" my Dreams gave me was an ax. Which is pretty damn useful. This morning I woke up and found a couple of white candles sitting on my coffee table. What am I supposed to do with these?

Aug. 8th, 2016


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[info]freemarched
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Finding space for your zombie horse with a sword through its head (technically this makes him a bog 'unicorn') is a lot more difficult than one might anticipate.

But if anyone has heard of a place for dream pets? Mounts? Creatures? let me know. He's pretty self-sufficient and easy to take care of. Doesn't even eat much besides the occasional rotten apple I tend to find stashed in the kitchen by a certain someone who has a certain hidden squishy spot for the zombie horse.

private message to lina )

Jul. 18th, 2016


[info]freemarched
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[info]freemarched
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Even if my dreams have tapered off - the new ones, anyway - apparently whatever powers that be feel it's prudent for me to still receive 'gifts.' The Wrath of Lovias sounds ominous, but it's really just a staff best used for channeling wintry magic - I know a few spells, but I'll have to work on more, even with me being down an arm for casting. The staff has an intriguing origin though, it's sort of designed after a staff belonging to the former Archon Lovias; an Archon is the mage who rules entirely over the Tevinter Imperium. But this particular Archon finally succumbed at age 89, which is a pretty good lifespan for medieval times, his death caused by choking on a fishbone of all things.

The whole story is the subject of a few comedic plays in Tevinter, which I did get to see the times I've dreamed of traveling there. Awful, but. Hilarious.

Anyway, I've gotten back to work with my regular client sessions and work with NAMI - the party to kick off their series of hiking events is coming up, and there are prizes available for the most creative hiking boots. I figure if you can spice up hiking boots, you probably deserve a prize anyway.

Jul. 17th, 2016


[info]noturlittleman
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Getting really sick of these dreams. They can stop any time they like.

The Romans killed some of ours, so we captured the son of Imperator Crassus and some of his other men. Spartacus sentenced them to execution ad gladium and hosted his own games. I kind of get why gladiators loved the arena so much, there's...something about it, it's hard to describe.

Naevia was to kill the boy but wasn't granted the honor. We were presented an offer by a Roman henchman, 500 of our men for Crassus's son, and she chose to let him go free. He died anyway, but we got ours back.

Agron was among them It's good to see familiar faces, but he's they're nothing like what they were. I'm trying to figure out how to reach into the dreams and kill every Roman I see, but for now I'm going to punch every bag I find to see if it makes me feel better going to the gym.

As a bonus I got some bracelets or something, because the Dreams are generous with their gifts.

Jul. 14th, 2016


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Happy unofficial National Nude Day!

In honor of such a glorious 'holiday,' I figured that I should partake.

Tasteful nude...this way!

Go out, everyone, and celebrate!

Oh yeah, btw...I'm back in the area

Jul. 5th, 2016


[info]freemarched
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Thank you to those who pitched in to help keep others safe and deal with what came out of those rifts. They're all closed now, and so is the Breach - which was the main tear in what I assume is our Veil here, and so with that patched up then no more nasty things should be coming through.

So I believe we're out one Wal-Mart and I'm out one arm, and it took me forever to even type this up, but if anyone needs help with clean-up or anything else just let me know and I'll come by.

Jul. 4th, 2016


[info]born2sparkle
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[info]born2sparkle
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This is not how I wanted to spend my holiday weekend. I should be at the beach, enjoying the sun and drinks, dressed in nothing but a skimpy swimsuit.

[Filtered to Max]
If you say, I told you so...I'm going to punch you in the face the next time we close a breach.

Jul. 3rd, 2016


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[info]jstn_sunshine
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Considering what's going on in the OC this weekend, I'm glad I decided to spend the long weekend at my parents' place. Don't have to worry about anything too out of the ordinary happening here.

Jun. 30th, 2016


[info]freemarched
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[info]freemarched
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This is kind of important, so I'll keep it brief and just stick to the facts rather than ramble:

1. If you happen to come across a glowing green pocket in wherever, please don't touch it. Instead, alert me via private message or here and I'll come close it.

2. What comes out of these pockets tend to be dangerous, they're demons, but they're relatively simple enough to kill. Even so, I'd recommend the buddy system until these rifts are closed.

3. If anyone can fly or has a way to otherwise achieve a birds-eye view of the county and can give me a general idea of where you see glowing green pockets, I'd appreciate it.

Fuck me Thank you.

Jun. 16th, 2016


[info]freemarched
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Okay, Valarnet. Kind of a weird question, but. Does anyone on this network have the skill to teleport (I think that's the word I'm looking for) large objects? Like, say, a spiky throne. Or a really long, large table. To sort of pop it from one place to another without breaking backs or renting moving trucks.

I'd find some way to repay you. Whether in knowledge or pizza, or monetarily.

filtered to thedosians )

Jun. 15th, 2016


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Went to get a coffee and I think...the barista was flirting with me? But what is the honest difference between a chat and flirting?

I just wanted a coffee.

Jun. 10th, 2016


[info]wasandwasnot
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[info]wasandwasnot
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So I've filled up at nearly ten composition notebooks with equations and theories and notes and diagrams from my dreams. I'm thinking that I'll need to buy some stock in the company or just start buying in bulk. I think I might need to go to a nearby university that has a good physics department to help me decipher this. Google isn't cutting it anymore...

Also, it seems that my other self experienced quite a lot of misogyny in her day as well. Apparently being a physicist isn't a proper occupation for a woman? That's about the same thing I heard when I was being flown over to the Middle East to cover the war. (But in regards to being a journalist, not a physicist) Nice to know there are some consistency between the realities [/end sarcasm].

Jun. 2nd, 2016


[info]freemarched
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[info]freemarched
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I lost my fucking arm--
Solas is a dickhead
Well, that was fun, but the world is in danger yet again

Now that I've sort of had a minute to process everything, I can try to put it into words. My dreams seem to be lining up with life in the waking world interestingly well - we hit the motherload of potion raids in a castle in Emprise du Lion, which was probably the most beautiful place we've traveled to. If a little (a lot) cold and craggy. Plus that oddly eerie red tint to the skies and the treeline. Figures that the dragon we encountered was immune to ice magic, there in the constant snowfall.

But I've been working on potions here too, is the thing. Regeneration, healing, and resistance to cold and fire. Some others also. I suppose that's an offer for the masses, but I can't promise they'll taste like candy.

And I'm not sure why whatever forces insist on dumping awkward furniture in my living room, because a humongous war table just really doesn't go with the 'theme.' It's also blocking the front door and currently guests need to climb on it in order to get into the house.

May. 30th, 2016


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I would like to report that the Doll that has been wandering around Orange County acting like me has been found and returned.

Salt, of all things, is the key to getting my shadow out of the doll and back to me. The problem now is figuring out how to get a doll without a moving mouth to eat a packet of salt. We are considering using a salt bath.

If anyone is interested in meeting my little "Mini Me" prior to then, please let me know.

May. 24th, 2016


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Okay, so.

I'm not going to drink. I really, really want to, but instead I'm going to fill my wine glass with fruit punch and pretend I'm drinking, because I'm at that awkward point in the 'THIS COULDA BEEN YOUR REALITY' show in my sleep where all relationships are failing. Either because someone got killed (RIP, Ciara and Nadia), or because there's that heroic thing of 'this isn't working but I'm talking shit to end this in order to protect you' crap. The latter was me, because bros before hos. Sort of. Can't have nice things because we're gearing up to fight a big baddy, sorry lover boy. fkshfsfkj right in the feels

One thing I am going to boast about, though, is how I took a chainsaw to some ancient fae's sacred tree and cut the bitch up until she handed me over Dyson's love - he gave it up to help Bo in a succubus fight with her mom, and apparently it was a thing you can put in a bottle? Go figure. Try to diss my humanity again, you old hag, I'm gonna mow your place down with a tractor. Vroom, vroom.

But I guess that also explains the chainsaw that woke up to. Naps are dangerous, and no longer sacred, but I have a chainsaw. The possibilities are endless.

May. 20th, 2016


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So apparently I rescued this cat that was super adorable, but ended up being evil and tried to brainwash the Professor. In my dreams, I mean. And then Fuzzy Lumpkins - who is basically a really furry ...I don't even know, actually. He has antennae and ummm...well, he's just odd - became Mayor? I guess he wasn't actually any more competent than the actual mayor. I was not a fan of having to see the mayor in a wrestling outfit. It was probably mentally scarring. They were wrestling for the mayor's hat.

PRIVATE TO BLOSSOM & BUTTERCUP
What do you two say to coming with me to Stefan's Memorial Day thing?

May. 18th, 2016


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I'm really glad I'm not in college anymore, but I have to admit I got a little weepy last week when I watched my friends graduate. It was a little strange to go back to campus as an alumnae, but I can happily say that I'm excited to not deal with finals or anything like that. So, good luck to all of you that are still going through that in the next few weeks.

Also, dreams suck. I'm so over them right now.

[Private to fellow Ghostbusters (Max/Caleb/Jeremy - if you're a necromancer and Chloe has spoken to you you're on the list)]
Summoned my first ghost. At my boyfriend's apartment. It was not cool.

I also had zombies crawl up my leg in my dreams.

May. 15th, 2016


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I have decided to open up another store, in New York City. I will be gone for the next few days to look at locations.

maybe I will look at apartments there, too

Expansion is new territory for me but it can't hurt to try.

May. 13th, 2016


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Early morning phone call from Hannah this morning panicking because I didn't answer for our call last night. That's what I get for going to bed early to see if I get more of these dreams. I think she thought I was in trouble or something... which actually isn't usually that far off. I'm just glad my ringer was on otherwise she might have called Uncle Paul to come check on me.

But yes. More dreams. New manuscript nearly done. And it's Friday. Doesn't really get any better.

[Max Trevelyan]
So I seem to recall I promised you Indian food.

[Amycus]
So the publisher's PR department keeps asking me about a photo for the inside cover of the new book.

[Jess]
What did you think of the last edits? I integrated some of Frank's comments.

<[Joe]</b>
So... I was thinking. Movie night?

May. 11th, 2016


[info]noturlittleman
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Did not think it would be this hard, everyone talking about their moms all weekend. The good news is that both Mom and Dad have new numbers so I can't call them, and they moved away so I'm not tempted to go see them. They're happier thinking I'm dead.

I've been having dreams the last few nights. Glaber caught us unprepared and we paid for it. We got chased up a mountain by Glaber's forces. Once our supplies started to go, a couple of idiots tried to breach the troops keeping us trapped up there. Spartacus went to go retrieve them and...well, not everyone made it back. Mira was killed.

It's weird. I don't know her here but I'm still sad about her death. She was a warrior just the same as the rest of us and she died a warrior's death, but...it still feels wrong.

On the plus side, I finally got to meet Ashur, just in time to see Naevia take his fucking head off, and Spartacus came up with yet another fucking mad plan to save us all. Four men climb down the mountain, take out the troops guarding the path, create a distraction so that the rest of us can slip down, and we fuck them up. It worked, they turned tail and ran, and we chased them and ambushed them at the temple. Spartacus got his revenge. Glaber is dead. It's a victory but I know that there's more to come.

And in personal news, I passed my finals and I'm going to go shove all of the burritos into my mouth in celebration.

May. 4th, 2016


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Maker's breath...I need to use all my strength to not cast "Horror" on my customers whenever I am updating the mannequins. It's not a real human person but the way some of these guys watch...it's like the start of some awkward orgy-related porn film. Perhaps it was amusing the first few times, but now, these thirsty men need to go find a real man and stop ogling my work items. I worry that one morning I will get a call from the police saying that someone broke into the store.

Maybe I should just start changing the mannequins' clothes after we close...

May. 2nd, 2016


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Most of the classes I'm going to be teaching nights starting this month, part of one NAMI's programs and focusing on family members who have an adult relative living with mental illness, are all full which I'm glad to see. But I thought I'd also mention one of the behavioral health conferences coming up - for all members of the community, and there will be information on patient rights and also the variety of behavioral health resources in the OC. May 18th, in Santa Ana.

On the dream front, it's looking pretty...dire. I'm not so sure I'm even going to make it to the end of our adventures due to the fact that my own arm is trying to kill me. We've done a lot of traveling to lend a hand where needed, which helps with building alliances. The Emerald Graves are beautiful in a tragic way, so very green, but we nearly got stampeded by herds of aggressive druffalo and ganged up on by tribes of giants. Most of the battles consisted of them swinging their arms, knocking Blackwall back, and stomping in the dirt.

He just kept coming though. Maker bless him. I miss that bearded grizzly.

I also knew I needed my very own Judgment Throne for my living room, and was so glad when it appeared there. That was sarcasm, by the way. This thing is atrociously ugly.

May. 1st, 2016


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Is there really no way of stopping these dreams? I don’t wish to see more.

Apr. 29th, 2016


[info]lionofskyhold
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I don't like Kirkwall. At all. It's practically the arsehole of Thedas.

And now I'm Knight-Captain, bloody Samson gets kicked from the Order because of a drug problem, and our Knight-Commander is completely mad!

AND MY DOGS ARE NAMED AFTER THE DRUG ADDICT AND THE TWAT COMMANDER.

Apr. 27th, 2016


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Get back to my body just in time to have another dream. Everyone was going on a rescue mission to go save Crixus from dying and my half-dead ass wanted to go too note: kissing me is a really good method to convince me to do something, apparently. They brought back Oenomaeus and Gannicus with them, there was some drama, and Chadara ended up dead. I understand why and if she hasn't been killed she would have gotten everyone (including me) killed instead, but...still. She was something like a friend. Still, Mira and Naevia are continuing to cement my feelings on why you shouldn't fuck with women.

And apparently Spartacus has opened up a home for wayward Germans. They're fun when they aren't trying to actively kill us. I'd appreciate if my dreams could stop with the slicing off of things though.

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Got my body back only to have my appearance changed. I'd accuse Leon of giving me a makeover like I did to him, if I didn't look exactly like my dreamself. No way he could have known about it.

Apr. 24th, 2016


[info]littlenecro
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So the foster home for crazy kids could be a lot worse. There's 7 of us in total although one boy is getting out soon. We all have our weird diagnosis labels and apparently mine is schizophrenia. I mean, makes sense since I claim to hear voices and see people, but seriously - you can't fix this with a handy dandy medical label band-aid.

We take care of the places, go to classes, get a little time out side, there's locks everywhere - it's a lot of fun. Except for the rude girl that told everyone I see ghosts, thanks. But this place is haunted too because I'm hearing voices in the basement laundry room and my roommate claims she has a poltergeist following her and eventually goes a bit crazy and gets taken out of the house by paramedics.

I woke up after taking a sleeping pill after the incident and saw her sitting back on her bed. Fine and dandy until I move my hand it passes through her. Are they killing us now if we toe out of line?!

I also decided it would be a good idea to search for the custodian that creeped me out - check, he's dead - and then Derek (one of the guys there) told me to look up necromancer. Just what my teenager self needed to do. I guess I can't keep sticking my head in the sand on this one.

Apr. 23rd, 2016


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Day two, still have not punched anyone, although it was a near miss on the guy behind me while I was getting coffee and felt the sudden urge to grab my ass.

Apr. 21st, 2016


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So two dreams running I've been wearing clothing reminiscent of the 1930s. This isn't the first time I've had dreams where Dad went missing... Especially after he really did go missing for that week when I was 11. But this was just... odd.

I remember Helen's engagement vividly. Jim proposed to her during the intermission of the play he was producing. It didn't involve any mysteries, fake hauntings, secret rooms or anything out of the 1930s. Where the hell are these coming from? Mind you this isn't the first time a case has involved one of these, but those two events had nothing to do with one another.

Apr. 19th, 2016


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Boxers on my ceiling fan. Really? and my damn bras are--

Waking up to that pleasantness cancels out the unpleasantness I had the fortune of dreaming, which is discovering that the Underworld is - and wait for it - a carbon copy of Storybrooke tinted blood-orange (you'd think Hades would be a little more creative on how to structure his own realm), and it looks and smells like it was ravaged by those same thugs that desecrated Orange County some time ago. It's an awkward moment when you walk down the streets and realize you're responsible for a good chunk of the souls trapped there, and I also don't recommend its location for an impromptu family reunion.

With that said, I'll be headed out for a trip in the very near future. For those who've yet to come pay a visit to Killian, you can come over any time. Hopefully it won't be long after this, either

Apr. 18th, 2016


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Getting stabbed isn't fun.

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Filtered to Magic Users

Is anyone missing an enchanted doll? I saw one while I was at lunch just now at [name of deli] trying to order a sandwich.

One of the stranger things I’ve seen since I’ve been here.

Apr. 14th, 2016


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Private to Orange County PD Employees )

Private to any other Trained Psychologists/Psychiatrists In town )

ADDED LATER: So I'm looking for a good parasol. Any ideas?

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It's always nice to get mail with my own face on it.

magazine cover

Such a shame that this piece of work is available only in Brazil. Still, it was nice of the magazine to send me a copy; I suppose that it's something more to add to my portfolio.

On the related note of looking fabulous and modeling, I have been contemplating throwing together a photoshoot for my store and clothing. After all, I want to show people what they are missing out on. Anyone looking to build their modeling portfolio, or any photographers looking to "shoot" some models? Also, sorry ladies...my brand is exclusively for men.

Apr. 13th, 2016


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Ok. If someone wants to turn off this horror movie ride that would be great. Had a lovely dream about a fifteen year old version of myself seeing a boy who wasn't there, hearing creepy noises in the high school auditorium, deciding to dye my hair in the school bathroom (seriously, kid?), and finally being confronted by yet another freaky burn victim who chased me through the school.

And apparently when you claim you're seeing people that don't exist people tend to side eye you. So, no one should be surprised that after a brief stint in the hospital I've been shipped off to a group home for "disturbed teens".

And top to it all off I heard whispers earlier. Great.