Tags

Posts Tagged: 'maria+hill'

Jul. 29th, 2013


[info]notmyfuture
[info]valarnet

[info]notmyfuture
[info]valarnet

 


[info]notmyfuture
[info]valarnet
Wow. That was some dream last night. And it felt so ... Well. Real. Still weird to be dreaming about my friend's dad, but I think a guy could get used to being Captain America.

Jul. 19th, 2013


[info]agenthill
[info]valarnet

[info]agenthill
[info]valarnet

 


[info]agenthill
[info]valarnet
It's good to be home.

Can I go back to work yet?

[info]i_am_harbinger
[info]valarnet

[info]i_am_harbinger
[info]valarnet

 


[info]i_am_harbinger
[info]valarnet
cut for language and trigger warning )

Jun. 17th, 2013


[info]comingback
[info]valarnet

[info]comingback
[info]valarnet

 


[info]comingback
[info]valarnet
I hate waking up sore. Dragons or not, Office Blake is getting old.

I don't get how Auron and Tyreal keep going some days.

May. 9th, 2013


[info]exitthedonut
[info]valarnet

[info]exitthedonut
[info]valarnet

 


[info]exitthedonut
[info]valarnet
Oh, son of a bitch.

May. 2nd, 2013


[info]agenthill
[info]valarnet

[info]agenthill
[info]valarnet

 


[info]agenthill
[info]valarnet
Back to work.

Feb. 6th, 2013


[info]threediamonds
[info]valarnet

[info]threediamonds
[info]valarnet

 


[info]threediamonds
[info]valarnet
No leads on Michiru. What a pain.

Are police so incompetent? Not all, just the ones working on this case.

Feb. 3rd, 2013


[info]comingback
[info]valarnet

[info]comingback
[info]valarnet

 


[info]comingback
[info]valarnet
Loving that my first week back on duty is one of the worst for DUI amateur nights.

If we pull you over for driving drunk, there won't be warnings. That shit is unacceptable when you could come on here and there's seven people who would offer you a ride home. Don't.

Jan. 30th, 2013


[info]freelancer
[info]valarnet

[info]freelancer
[info]valarnet

 


[info]freelancer
[info]valarnet
Dear 2013,

If you are planning to make a repeat of everything that happened in January in February let me just stop you right now. We are prepared to make you a very good offer to have an 'off' month and let everyone feel normal for a little while. Please contact me to discuss the details.

Thank you for your time,
Sydney Bristow

Jan. 28th, 2013


[info]1stnameagent
[info]valarnet

[info]1stnameagent
[info]valarnet

 


[info]1stnameagent
[info]valarnet
It is surprisingly difficult to avoid the Valentine's Day aisles and not end up buying something.

I think they did that on purpose.

Nov. 26th, 2012


[info]comingback
[info]valarnet

[info]comingback
[info]valarnet

 


[info]comingback
[info]valarnet
Some days are good.

Some days make you wonder just how much trouble you'd get into if you slapped a coworker upside the head.

Oct. 25th, 2012

[info]liveandfight
[info]valarnet
[info]liveandfight
[info]valarnet

 

[info]liveandfight
[info]valarnet
I've never seen the point to these things.

Oct. 15th, 2012


[info]ultimafury
[info]valarnet

[info]ultimafury
[info]valarnet

 


[info]ultimafury
[info]valarnet
Ladies who will be attending Natasha's soiree, please let me know your favorite colors here. You may text me your measurements [here] so that they remain private.

I have no idea how my life has come to this point. I'm terribly amused.

Oct. 14th, 2012

[info]notinflatbread
[info]valarnet
[info]notinflatbread
[info]valarnet

 

[info]notinflatbread
[info]valarnet
Is this a weekly occurrence?

Oct. 13th, 2012


[info]1stnameagent
[info]valarnet

[info]1stnameagent
[info]valarnet

 


[info]1stnameagent
[info]valarnet
Today was a really good day.

Oct. 12th, 2012


[info]exitthedonut
[info]valarnet

[info]exitthedonut
[info]valarnet

 


[info]exitthedonut
[info]valarnet
Well.

Safe to say the new boosters worked.

Oct. 8th, 2012

[info]notinflatbread
[info]valarnet
[info]notinflatbread
[info]valarnet

 

[info]notinflatbread
[info]valarnet
I don't think that was very amusing.

Aug. 23rd, 2012


[info]handofthedivine
[info]valarnet

[info]handofthedivine
[info]valarnet

 


[info]handofthedivine
[info]valarnet
Hello, valarnet. I am Cassandra. I've recently transferred to the local FBI bureau, and I look forward to working with the department here and getting more field work I'm hoping. They seem to have a large presence on this network so I thought I would join.

I'm the department they make CSI type shows about. It's sadly not that glamorous, or easy. But I like finding the truth of matters, and I will not be blinded to it. Not by anyone. Dead men can talk, if they leave the right trails to find.

Aug. 20th, 2012


[info]comingback
[info]valarnet

[info]comingback
[info]valarnet

 


[info]comingback
[info]valarnet
Back on duty.

Thank God.

Aug. 19th, 2012


[info]nyotauhura
[info]valarnet

[info]nyotauhura
[info]valarnet

 


[info]nyotauhura
[info]valarnet
[Private to Coulson and Hill]
There's a rumor going around the office that you two might be leaving us soon. Not allowed. I can't be the only one left behind to deal with Fury.

[Spock]
What do you think about a last minute trip to somewhere before you have to go back to school? I have a bit of vacation time saved up. Thought you might like something like that before work takes away the opportunity.

Aug. 18th, 2012


[info]purpleman
[info]valarnet

[info]purpleman
[info]valarnet

...


[info]purpleman
[info]valarnet
Holy Shit...

Haven't had a night like that in...Shit....

What started out amazing just got mindbending and guilt inducing.

I got possessed and shot a lot of people.

...Whee?

[info]imperiusrex
[info]valarnet

[info]imperiusrex
[info]valarnet

 


[info]imperiusrex
[info]valarnet
When my company got its start, it was enough to walk into a meeting with a business plan and a shipping schedule. Now, I am told that the most efficient path to success is to ensure that any corporate philosophy I express must be concise enough to appear in a tweet.

There was a time I didn't have to know what these words mean. I miss that time.


I have been told that I should establish an online presence.

This is the internet, and I am on it.

I hope that will suffice.

Aug. 17th, 2012


[info]ever_vigilant
[info]valarnet

[info]ever_vigilant
[info]valarnet

 


[info]ever_vigilant
[info]valarnet
Who's got two thumbs and the most beautifully delicious wedding cake taking up most of her fridge space?

That's right, it's me. :D

Cinderella Cakes did an amazing job.

Operation: Keep Groom From Eating Cake is go.

Aug. 15th, 2012


[info]exitthedonut
[info]valarnet

[info]exitthedonut
[info]valarnet

 


[info]exitthedonut
[info]valarnet
Hello Valarnet.

Save the date, September 7th. Stark Industries is going to have a little shindig to celebrate the opening of the campus. Black tie, and I personally guarantee an amazing time.

See you there, kiddos.

Aug. 14th, 2012


[info]freelancer
[info]valarnet

[info]freelancer
[info]valarnet

 


[info]freelancer
[info]valarnet
I'm new in town. Heard this was the place to be. My name's Sydney Bristow. It's nice to meet everyone even if it's in an informal manner. I'm renting a place out in Irvine so if anyone has recommendations for good restaurants or bars, I'm doing the rounds and getting myself acclimated. It would be much appreciated.

[info]strategery
[info]valarnet

[info]strategery
[info]valarnet

 


[info]strategery
[info]valarnet
One of my bosses is a big green monster dude. How mad is that? Guess who got stuck with looking after the science dog while he's away? Yeah. Me. The intern who the dog hates. He's staring me down right now as I'm typing on my computer. If I move too fast he growls at me. I'm afraid for my life.

[info]agenthill
[info]valarnet

[info]agenthill
[info]valarnet

 


[info]agenthill
[info]valarnet
Huh. It's been a while since I've had an actual dream, let alone a nightmare.
[info]letmefixit
[info]valarnet
[info]letmefixit
[info]valarnet

 

[info]letmefixit
[info]valarnet
It would be nice if the thunder storms on the horizon would move in and break.

So much for the lovely California weather I've been hearing about.

My head feels like an over ripe piece of fruit and is ready to split

Aug. 13th, 2012

[info]mildmanner
[info]valarnet
[info]mildmanner
[info]valarnet

 

[info]mildmanner
[info]valarnet
I can't believe it.

I actually can't believe it. A job offer out of nowhere. That still happens?

Aug. 12th, 2012

[info]awildthing
[info]valarnet
[info]awildthing
[info]valarnet

 

[info]awildthing
[info]valarnet
I've never understood the allure of celebrity gossip. Why are we, as a culture, so interested in what people get up-to in their private lives? Fabricated or real, all of this gossip, it's the business of the people involved and no one else's.

Aug. 11th, 2012


[info]agenthill
[info]valarnet

[info]agenthill
[info]valarnet

 


[info]agenthill
[info]valarnet
[Encrypted and filtered to Director Fury, Agent Coulson, Stark, and Steve.]

I think we should issue a press release with some sort of cover story. The rumors are getting out of hand.

Aug. 9th, 2012

[info]mildmanner
[info]valarnet
[info]mildmanner
[info]valarnet

 

[info]mildmanner
[info]valarnet
That could not have been real. I mean, that's impossible.

Did anyone else see that?

Aug. 7th, 2012


[info]nyotauhura
[info]valarnet

[info]nyotauhura
[info]valarnet

Private to Coulson, Garrus, Hill & Spock


[info]nyotauhura
[info]valarnet
I passed! I just got the news. You're talking to the newest field agent for the Orange's FBI office.

[info]ever_vigilant
[info]valarnet

[info]ever_vigilant
[info]valarnet

 


[info]ever_vigilant
[info]valarnet
Here's a question for you.

Does a raw steak actually work on a black eye, or does it only work because you think it does?

Those mythbuster guys should test.

[info]acearcher
[info]valarnet

[info]acearcher
[info]valarnet

 


[info]acearcher
[info]valarnet
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so AMERICAN.

[info]agenthill
[info]valarnet

[info]agenthill
[info]valarnet

 


[info]agenthill
[info]valarnet
It's always a fun morning when you open your closet to get dressed and there's something there you've never seen before. Especially when that something is a jumpsuit.

Aug. 5th, 2012

[info]psi_ops
[info]valarnet
[info]psi_ops
[info]valarnet

 

[info]psi_ops
[info]valarnet
On the hunt for a decent cup of coffee and the only thing to be found is a Starbucks on every goddamn corner.

Proof that the greater majority wouldn't know decent coffee even if it bite them in the ass.

Aug. 4th, 2012


[info]fleurdesetoiles
[info]valarnet

[info]fleurdesetoiles
[info]valarnet

 


[info]fleurdesetoiles
[info]valarnet
Je ne sais pas ce que les gens pensent la moitiƩ du temps ... Just because someone or something is beautiful does not mean you HAVE to touch. The lack of ring on my finger is not an open invitation for you to cop a feel while I am standing in line to get my morning coffee. And when you tell us we should take it as a compliment because you would not bother if we were not attractive, it makes us want to hit you more. I may be tiny but I could surprise you...

It is relieving to know there are still a few decent men out there and I am lucky enough to be dating one. But really, ladies, we should not have to put up with such antics so we should not let them get away with it.

Aug. 3rd, 2012


[info]nienor
[info]valarnet

[info]nienor
[info]valarnet

 


[info]nienor
[info]valarnet
Escrow closed! The house is mine!

Aug. 2nd, 2012


[info]agenthill
[info]valarnet

[info]agenthill
[info]valarnet

 


[info]agenthill
[info]valarnet
I take back what I said about even missing the paperwork while I was out. Third day back and I'm already up to my neck in it. Thank you, Irvine PD, for your sloppy casework
[info]spearwife
[info]valarnet
[info]spearwife
[info]valarnet

 

[info]spearwife
[info]valarnet
Sometimes you just have to smile, nod and do as your told when you're facing the person. And then when you're finally home free you can call them an ungrateful wannabe he-bitch whose got more hair on her face than a weasel on the internet because that's how we handle things in the digital age of pretend anonymity.

Jul. 30th, 2012

[info]notatpeace
[info]valarnet
[info]notatpeace
[info]valarnet

 

[info]notatpeace
[info]valarnet
Apparently the departure of the swarm of fluffy creatures has convinced my son that he needs a dog.

Jul. 29th, 2012


[info]acearcher
[info]valarnet

[info]acearcher
[info]valarnet

Posting Again I See...


[info]acearcher
[info]valarnet
The bizarre dream fairy has been visiting again.
Read more... )

...So. Valarnet. You can call me Green Arrow.

Jul. 28th, 2012


[info]agenthill
[info]valarnet

[info]agenthill
[info]valarnet

 


[info]agenthill
[info]valarnet
Really, people? If you're going to kill the furballs, that's fine. But don't just leave the blood splatters and entrails on someone else's property. It's rude.

[info]agenthill
[info]valarnet

[info]agenthill
[info]valarnet

 


[info]agenthill
[info]valarnet
Free at last. I look forward to sleeping in my own bed tonight, once I clear the fuzzballs off it.

Wonder if you can skeet-shoot with these things?

Jul. 23rd, 2012


[info]agenthill
[info]valarnet

[info]agenthill
[info]valarnet

 


[info]agenthill
[info]valarnet
I hate hospitals. I want to be out there helping.

Jul. 21st, 2012


[info]redhawke
[info]valarnet

[info]redhawke
[info]valarnet

 


[info]redhawke
[info]valarnet
I have a headache.

And a good sized knot on my head.

I think I spent most of yesterday passed out.

I spent most of the day deciding that the floor was the best place to be.

And being glad I haven't got much furniture.

Jul. 20th, 2012


[info]pep
[info]valarnet

[info]pep
[info]valarnet

 


[info]pep
[info]valarnet
I'm out of the hospital and with Tony at his condo. I just wanted to quickly write a note to thank everyone who came to visit me or sent cards and gifts. It was greatly appreciated. I'm planning on being back at Stark Industries on Monday. Hopefully the company didn't tank without me around to run things.

Jul. 17th, 2012

[info]allispermitted
[info]valarnet
[info]allispermitted
[info]valarnet

Locked to FBI, DA Office & Law Enforcement

[info]allispermitted
[info]valarnet
Kudos to the FBI.

The Stane Case is practically wrapped in a bow at this point.

Jul. 16th, 2012

[info]ex_justiceit385
[info]valarnet
[info]ex_justiceit385
[info]valarnet

 

[info]ex_justiceit385
[info]valarnet
This town is making me tired.