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Oct. 23rd, 2020


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Milan Fashion Week was this week and hands down, Moschino had the best show. It's was probably the most creative thing I've ever seen. Whoever thought to use marionettes as the models should get a raise. And the fact that they had a miniature of Anna Wintour in the audience was brilliant.



[Obviously ignore the bit about the pandemic.]

Oct. 20th, 2020


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It's been almost two fucking months since my last dream. Two fucking months wearing this fucking eyepatch. If my dreams don't get their ass in gear and give me my eye back soon, I'm going to kill someone. I'm getting really tired of my depth perception being off. This had better not last much longer.

Sep. 28th, 2020


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Moving back in with Eliot and Felix. Engagement is off and Roman is selling the house. Does anyone have a van or something they could volunteer? I have a lot more clothes than I did when I moved before and really don't want to have to make multiple trips. I'm not taking any of the furniture so it's just my clothes, jewelry and makeup.

Sep. 23rd, 2020


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I will be forever grateful for Magnus' glamour. If I had lost my eye after he left then I'd be stuck with everyone being able to see this stupid eye patch. Fucking fairy bitch had better give me my eye back soon, because I'm not going to live with this glamour forever and there's no way I'm getting married with one eye. This honestly couldn't have happened at a worse time.

Sep. 10th, 2020


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The town in my dream, I meant to mention, the sign for Schitt's Creek is very so misleading. It looks like two of the people are in compromising positions and is such an eyesore, but the town is like we are keeping it, the woman is the mans sister, like that makes it okay?

Ew.


Mutt has a girlfriend, she's the girl from the cafe. Like, she's sweet and all, I'm not a relationship wrecker! I like him, he is taken. Sadness.

Sep. 6th, 2020


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This whole having random things show up, it gets pretty interesting. I now have a set of walkie-talkies. The other thing can be put in a box and never seen again.

Sep. 5th, 2020


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Personal Entry )

Aug. 27th, 2020


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I don't understand why people have children and bring them to stores if they're not going to watch them. I was shopping today and there were these two little obnoxious kids running around and hiding under the racks. Where was their mother, you ask, she was in one of the fitting rooms and didn't come out until her fucking devil spawn pulled down an entire rack of extremely expensive dresses. This was also after they had run into me multiple times. I was tempted to use magic on them, but I thought that might be going a little overboard. I think that shows growth. But honestly, people who aren't going to watch their kids shouldn't take their children out.

Aug. 26th, 2020


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More dreams about being a teenager. This time I got to go on a double date with my boyfriend (obviously) and his ex and her new boyfriend. Not exactly an ideal situation. But oh well. I'd rather dream about that than like zombies or vampires or something.

Jul. 27th, 2020


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I love when I wear something from my dreams, a dress or jewelry and people ask me where I got it. They're always impressed when I tell them they were made for me. I don't elaborate, because I'm not about to tell them that I dream about being High Queen of an ass backwards fantasy land and that's how I get the clothes, because then they'd just think I'm fucking crazy instead of mysterious.

Jul. 19th, 2020


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You know, I got a full eight hours last night and I still woke up fucking exhausted this morning, just because D in my dreams decided to keep me up all night with some sort of horrific adult sex ed class. I'm never going to sleep without nightmares again.

I almost forgot what a massive pain in my ass these dreams are.

Jul. 6th, 2020


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Things I don't like from my dream.

Being poor.
Living in a motel, just gross.
Being on probation.



Things I like from my dreams.

The hot guy I'm on probation with. He is so hot!

Jun. 18th, 2020


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So like, I need a lawyer.


My Ex called me claiming I owe him money, I don't.

I have all my contracts, expense reports, and purchase invoices.


I'm pretty sure it's a scam for me to give him money, but I want to make sure all my bases are covered.

Jun. 2nd, 2020


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Well one part of being high king of Fillory that does suck? I can’t ever leave the country again, so I’m stuck there by myself while everyone goes back to Brakebills to figure out another way to defeat the Beast. And one of the first things I learn on the throne? My kingdom is facing a famine due to the way the Wellspring was abused and I have to teach them how to farm without magic. Looks like my growing up on a farm there actually did come in handy eventually.

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We are seriously fighting a fucking losing battle in Fillory. If it's not one thing it's another. Not only is Loria advancing, but magic keeps going out because of fucking Ember. One of our advisors suggests Royal Combat between Eliot and Prince Ess's father; only problem is Eliot has never even held a fucking sword and sword fighting spells take years to master. Years that we don't have. Luckily, Fen actually does something useful and brings Eliot a sword made for a king with a sword fighting spell, also made for a king. So as long as the Well Spring holds out, Eliot might have a chance of winning this thing.

To try and lift Eliot's spirits before combat, I cast a spell that causes me, him and everyone else at White Spire to sing One Day More from Les Misérables. I skip a couple parts that didn't pertain to our situation, but it worked.

[Filtered Away from Eliot]

Before the battle started I asked our advisors if there was a way to fix the Well Spring and they suggested petitioning the fairies for help. So I did. Of course I fucking would, because I want the easy way out. So I have my secret meeting with the fairy ambassador and what do the fairies want in return for fixing the Well Spring? A royal baby. Eliot's royal baby. And yes, I'm that fucking heartless that I agree. Without telling Eliot or Fen.

I need a fucking drink before trying to go back to sleep.

May. 21st, 2020


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Has anyone ever died in their dreams?

Asking for a friend.

May. 18th, 2020


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Nine days till my show for the investors!

Finally fittings are about to be lined up, the line is done, even the remakes.


I feel very accomplished and can't wait for next Wednesday!

May. 14th, 2020


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Dream me is a right P.O.S.

Ir's weird waking up with feelings of self loathing, but I really don't like dream me very much.

Apr. 19th, 2020


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First of all, fuck Fillory! Fuck Loria and most of all fuck Julia! Bitch has completely lost her mind, not that she ever used it to make good decisions with before, but now she's gone too far. I can't believe her way of helping was to blow up the fucking forest! It may end up helping us in the war against Loria, but I couldn't not have her thrown in the dungeon for doing it behind my back. Thank fuck Eliot decided to wake up finally. I thought being High Queen meant I would have some power over things, but no one cares what I have to say. All they want is the High King.

Apr. 9th, 2020


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Well the Beast killed all of us because the person who was supposed to kill him - changed her mind. So I guess I’m not Dream!married anymore? Since it’s only supposed to be until death. Unless the fact that Quentin got someone to bring us back changes that. Not important, really, since I found out that I won’t die if I have sex here so that’s a relief. We go to find the Knight of Crowns since I’m High King and he has to place that crown on my head and in order to prove that I’m a child of Earth I have to show off my knowledge of Patrick Swayze. Which wasn’t anymore of a problem for me than it would be here. Since there are four thrones I crowned Margo, Quentin and Alice to rule with me. And dreamMe is growing since I did apologize to Alice for sleeping with her boyfriend so that’s progress at least.

I woke up to find my crown on the nightstand and I am pretty sure Felix was surprised to see me wearing it while I cooked breakfast.

Apr. 2nd, 2020


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Who do I have to punch in the face to make this go away? I'm not staying like this. Does no one at all know what the fuck caused this or when the hell it's going to stop?!

[Denki Kaminari]

Fuck this, I'm not leaving my room and nothing you can say will change my mind.

Mar. 23rd, 2020


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I'm so fucking bored. It's not even like I've gotten to spend extra time with Roman, because his company has been just as busy as the hospitals. I'm so fucking bored that today I actually used Uber Eats to get a dozen macarons and ate them by the pool while wearing my crown. I have 0 regrets.

Mar. 16th, 2020


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What the hell is going on? I just had somebody try to stab me with a bayonet and then disappear into thin air after it passed right through me!

Feb. 14th, 2020


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So.... I guess I'm supposed to be worried about the state of my marriage now or something?

Well, joke's on Skeeter. Makaila and I get along wonderfully.

Speaking of Six though... Two weeks until previews (February 27 through March 1) and then our official opening on March 3rd through the 29th!

Feb. 5th, 2020


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So apparently listening to the voice calling to you leads to your entire kingdom being evacuated because the elements all went crazy.

And so the next logical thing is to go looking for a solution.

I don't think I could ignore that call even if I wanted to.

Feb. 1st, 2020


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So...I’m apparently high king of Fillory by bloodright, which we discover when we go to get the blade. Which fun fact - I have to marry the blade maker’s daughter in order for us to claim it. Wonderful. Not only do I have to get married, but I have to get married to a stranger and a virgin. And that’s not even the worst part - according to the laws of the land, if I sleep with anyone but my spouse I’ll die. I want to know who dreamEliot pissed off in a past life.

[Felix]
So I have no clue if this is going to cross over to here - this not able to sleep with anyone but Fen - so I’m thinking we should go out of town and send me off with a bang if it’s going to happen. I also just want another mini vacation for us and I’ll admit it.

[Margo]
Probably a bad idea for me to tease you about getting married before you right?

Jan. 28th, 2020


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I will be so fucking happy when The Oscars are over because then awards season is over for another year. This last month has been so busy for us with so many awards shows. It's almost to the point where if I see another Vera Wang or Louis Vuitton, I might scream. I've been so busy that Roman and I haven't had any time to properly celebrate our engagement, but you can bet your ass we're going to plan something soon.

Also, who told Priyanka Chopra to wear that dress at the Grammys? It gave her fucking pancake tits. I have nothing against women deciding not to wear bras, but that just looked awful.

Jan. 26th, 2020


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Ever have a night where you just can't walk the next morning?

Jan. 20th, 2020


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I was told that this place was good for networking and socializing. I intended to see about potential job connections, but there seems to be quite some talk about dreams here. Though this is the internet, I suppose oversharing and such things are to be expected.

Dec. 14th, 2019


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Could anyone explain to me why I was just attacked by the fucking wreath in my living room!? There I was minding my own business when it suddenly had teeth and tried to fucking strangle me! I blasted that fucker into a million piney pieces, but now I don’t know if any of our other decorations are going to get the bright idea to attack.

Dec. 8th, 2019


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A play in three acts.

Scene: Rehearsal room in October
Me: You'll want to make sure you have snow appropriate jackets for December
Jeremy: What? This is Southern California, that's ridiculous
Me: We'll see.


Scene: Backstage, day after Thanksgiving
Jeremy: So the snow in LA County, was that what you were talking about?
Me: Well, Palmdale and Lancaster were unexpected though I believe it snowed there eight years ago. But no, not what I was talking about.

Cue yesterday backstage
Jeremy: Okay, I get it.
Me: =D


Anyway, we have three weeks left of Bonnie & Clyde so if you're interested and haven't seen it yet (or wish to see it again), there are still tickets available.

Nov. 12th, 2019


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It's weird feeling like you love somebody you don't even know because that's how it is in the dreams.

Honestly the latest dream was a total trip, if I didn't know any better I'd think I had been smoking something or eaten some sort of magic mushrooms.

There was a lot of snow, a very angry Russian man, driving nails into boards, and a ton of nudity involved.

Nov. 3rd, 2019


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With the clothes I get from my dreams, I can be a Queen every year for Halloween and this year was no exception. It was difficult to figure out which outfit I was going to wear, but eventually I figured it out and I was able to convince Roman to dress up too. By the end of the night, I didn't want to take off my crown; if only it were acceptable for me to wear it all the time here.

And for anyone who has taken the time to actually read my recent rants about my dreams, my most recent one was better. We robbed a fucking bank. Of course it didn't go as planned, but I got to plan the entire thing and tell everyone else what to do.

Oct. 18th, 2019


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Honestly, fuck my dreams. They're getting progressively worse. Like I said before, the only good thing has been the clothes that have shown up in my closet after the dreams. I need to find a place to wear the dress that showed up this morning.

Also, I found out that there's a place in Loria called The Cock Barrens. It's legit a large group of purple rocks that look like penises. I shit you not. It's safe to say that Fillory and Loria are the most bizarre places ever.

On a better, more superficial note, I looked good today.

Selfie Time )

Oct. 12th, 2019


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The petri-dish I work in has finally made me succumb to the various illnesses attached to the sticky hands of small kids. I feel like I might be dying.

So, does anyone have any novel ways to get better quickly? I don't want to be sick over Halloween and these kinds of bugs always take it out of me.

Oct. 3rd, 2019


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Nothing like being suckerpunched in the gut first thing by a weird surge of energy.

If you'll excuse me I'm going to pop some painkillers and go back to bed.

Also old news for some but holy shit Fillory is real but definitely could have done without experiencing all the naked and being tied up in ropes.

Sep. 26th, 2019


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I just spent the better part of this afternoon cleaning out my closet and identifying things that I can donate. I totally did this in my dreams, too, except in the dreams I was selling them because my credit card had been declined.

I think I'd rather just give them away. It feels better. Charity begins at home or whatever, right?

Plus more closet space means I can stock up after winter when the spring clothes come out.

These dreams are really weird though, and like not in a good way. I've definitely not grown wings or superpowers or whatever but me and my friends are definitely getting stalked by someone who knows like, literally everything about us and is possibly our dead friend.

Ugh. no thank you.

Sep. 23rd, 2019


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Fuck the Foo FU Fighters for trying to assassinate Eliot. Fuck Eliot for knocking up Fen. And double fuck Eliot and the Patriarchy. I'm High Fucking Queen, but apparently the only decisions that matter are Eliot's. We're supposed to be ruling Fillory together.

The only thing that makes this dream better is that when I woke up, the outfits I was wearing, in the dream, were in my closet. Honest to God, Fillory fashion is some of the highest fashion I have ever seen.

Sep. 9th, 2019


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Had to chase a mark today. Ended up in front of him somehow, then accidentally threw him against a wall. I seem to have miraculously gotten super fast and strong overnight.

Sep. 3rd, 2019


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Locked to members of staff at Mercy's Clinic )

Alex )

Margo )

Woke up with a pounding headache. These dreams sure know how to show a guy a good time.

Aug. 20th, 2019


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Gin and djinn are pronounced the same way. Both are spirits in a bottle.

Aug. 12th, 2019


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Now that Roman and I have finally moved into our house, I never want to move again. Moving is such a fucking hassle and I've done it three times in the last two years. It's not happening again. Not only that, but I love this house. It's possibly the nicest house I've ever lived in.

Once we're completely settled in we're going to have a house warming party, which I'm very much looking forward to.

One of my favorite things about this house is how bright it is. It's perfect for selfies.

Perfect Selfie Light )

Aug. 7th, 2019


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After being forced to go to WalMart in the middle of the night, I've learned I never want to have to go to WalMart in the middle of the night again.

Jul. 18th, 2019


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Trish called me this morning to wish me a happy birthday, which would have been nice I guess, except for the fact that she was apparently with Dorothy. That, and Trish apparently forgot about the time difference.

Nothing to say 'happy birthday, Jessica' like being woken up at 7 am and listening to your adoptive mother going on for ten minutes about how you're throwing your life away. I need a drink.

Jul. 11th, 2019


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Oh fuck no! This might be the most fucking terrifying thing I have ever seen. Why would anyone want to do this?

Jul. 8th, 2019


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So I have a question for all the dreamers out there. Okay wow that sounded like some really crappy thing a radio DJ would say but hey go with the flow.

How do you generally deal with stuff from the dreams turning up here? Like actual things? Things that were not there before you went to sleep?

Jun. 13th, 2019


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You know I’m pretty new at relationships, more in the Dreams than here, but even I know that sleeping with somebody to get back at your boyfriend? Tends to be a pretty shitty idea. No matter what we did he might have done to piss you off. We all ended up in the Neitherlands - which is this vaguely creepy area between the worlds that’s full of fountains that lead to the different worlds. But we don’t hang out there for very long after Quentin one of the other guys falls through one of the fountains. Instead we go to the library where everything’s good until I fuck up and read Mike’s book and realize how badly his life got messed up by the Beast and by me, and set it on fire. We get tossed out after that.

You’d think setting something on fire in the Dreams would stop it from showing up here but no such luck. Magnus? Does the Guild want a book about the life of a man who got taken over by the Beast?

Jun. 9th, 2019


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Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812 walked so Hadestown could run...

No pressure for our production this coming July and August!

Jun. 6th, 2019


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I got pulled in to a shift on my day off because a coworker called in sick. Come in to find out that she's not sick so much as hospitalised from a shitty human knocking her on her ass after she turned him down.

So when she's out of the hospital I'm taking her to my kickboxing class where I'm renting a space and showing her some quick and efficient take down techniques. Since there's been some comments about unwanted approaches and attention I thought I'd offer it out. But be aware, these will not stop someone attacking you, you will not be a Terminator. This is how to stop someone bothering you and getting out of there.

If you wanna learn the other stuff, my kickboxing class could use more women, the instructor is really good, very respectful and it's a fun crowd.

May. 16th, 2019


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I'm not sure when being in sales and being responsible for the word of mouth market came into play but here we are.

I'm Nebula, I work at No Rest For Bridget in Newport Beach (although we're in Huntington Beach and Costa Mesa too) and I've been newly tasked with our online and social media brand and this was one of the recommendations. T_T KMN.

And to make this less of an ad and more relatable, what are some of your customer service nightmares?