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Jan. 19th, 2016


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Whoever said 'Sweet Dreams Are Made of This' - They were wrong.

I already know it was Annie Lennox and the Eurythmics, by the way.

They were really, really wrong.

Nov. 29th, 2015


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Lots of posts on being thankful. Some on family. Some on health. Some on life in general. Me? I'm thankful to be myself again and to have my sister. There aren't words enough to show my gratitude for her. Our shop is doing well. It's all-in-all a great time of year for us.

Nov. 28th, 2015


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Something tells me that I'm going to regret the curse I put on a child in my dreams. At least, I'm regretting it out here now as that child did nothing to me, and God knows even though I hate my ex I wouldn't wish any ill will on his children here.

Something strange also happened over the holiday, another bleed over from my dreams I suppose as I'm allergic to iron in them. I was helping my father with dinner, and he'd cooked some cornbread in an iron skillet. When I went to wipe out the skillet, my fingers started to burn, and they still look a little pink today. I wonder what's going to come over next.

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How was everyone's thanksgiving?

Oct. 22nd, 2015


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And of course the ex is as much of a jerk in the dreams as he is in real life. Although I think in the dreams he's worse. I wasn't even sure that was possible, but yes, he's definitely worse in the dreams.

Oct. 19th, 2015


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I passed my driving test!

Thank you to my very good friend Max, without him it would not have been possible for me to do such a thing.



[ooc: Pretend this was posted on Saturday afternoon]

Oct. 7th, 2015


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I dreamt about a battle over the Moors, the place I protect and my home, last night. The King wants them for his own , why I am not sure although I believe he wants to rid the world of our kind, but he will not have them. At least, not while my dream self is living and breathing he won't. I believe he got the picture though when I knocked him from his horse and told him that he would never have the Moors.

I have to wonder though if that means he'll be back with more forces to seek retaliation because I humiliated him in front of his men. I suppose we'll find out.

Sep. 18th, 2015


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While this week has been rather tiring, I had some fantastic dreams last night. I dreamed I was a young fairy, flying through my home in the Moors and greeting the day and everyone with a smile. It was incredibly freeing, the flying part that is, although my ex-fiance made an appearance right before my dreams ended.

I have to wonder if he ends up being a massive jerk in my dreams like he is in the real world.

Aug. 1st, 2015


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So I have one week left until my first Marathon in the United States. I will be running in the Summer Bliss marathon at Huntington Beach. I am very much looking forward to it. There are a lot of running events in and around Orange County, I believe I am very much going to like it here.

Apr. 17th, 2015


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I like school, don't get me wrong, but between having the wrong body for a week, getting superstrength, and dreaming about saving the world every other night, I'm pooped.

Summer, hurry the heck up, please. I need you like, yesterday.

Apr. 15th, 2015


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Paris was so much fun that I almost didn't want to get back on the plane. But now that I'm home, I think it's good to be back. Vacations are wonderful, but I missed everyone. And I think there's something to be said for getting back to some kind of daily routine.

I have so many presents from France to people! It's going to take me all night to sort through everything. I think I'm glad I mailed some of this back home so I didn't have to worry about taking it on the plane with me.

How is everyone? I heard I missed some Orange County strangeness?

Mar. 28th, 2015


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Some people just make it too easy.

Mar. 3rd, 2015


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If there's one thing these dreams love to echo, it's this: villains don't get happy endings, even if they're no longer the villain.

Feb. 21st, 2015


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How the hell is it that practically every cheap and trashy bar I can walk to is closed due to fire damage repairs?

These are dark times.

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It seems I'm in need of a new assistant. The last one didn't work out.

Feb. 10th, 2015


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I had protestors outside my office this afternoon. It proved entertaining.

Jan. 20th, 2015


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Anyone have dreams about being royalty?

Dec. 13th, 2014


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Yesterday was quite curious.

Dec. 2nd, 2014


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Finally finished replacing my mirrors. And most of my windows. I'll gladly pass on the magic stuff if it meant less of my things being subject to shattering. Oh, and that funny look when an acquaintance glances at my yard and asks why there's a crypt dead in the center.

I'm sure there's a spell to keep it hidden from view if I actually look. Or I can go the practical route and bulldoze it. Either or sounds effective.

Pulled down all the apples from the tree to save it from the cold snow in California, how curious and now I have an abundance. I'll give them away for free. And if you're wondering, no. They're not poisonous. I'm going to nip that suspicion in the bud before 'evil queen' gossip spreads. You're all quite welcome.

Oct. 25th, 2014


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I need coffee, now. Seriously, badly. Coffee + Alyssa = Happy Alyssa! No Coffee + Alyssa = Grumpy Alyssa, and no one wants that do they?

Oct. 19th, 2014


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How the hell do my dreams go from being hilariously ridiculous (or ridiculously hilarious, I can't decide) to complete shit just like that? Like, one moment, Amelia a companion of mine and I were singing in these skimpy dresses to conjure up a spell, doesn't work, I get to blow things up, score - and then we meet the personification of what's left of the Aqualord's memories, she shows me what could happen if a spell goes wrong, and then we're attacked by a demon lord in a tacky orange trench coat. Wow, there's not much of a difference between him here and there honestly.

Also, dream-me is a 16 year-old prude and I want to smack her in the face.

Oct. 11th, 2014


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Some people can be so troublesome.

Sep. 15th, 2014


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So.

Lets not bullshit around here. How many of you have developed magic powers?

Sep. 9th, 2014


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I would just like to say to the lovely Miss Rita Skeeter, who so efficiently brings us our daily gossip news: Remind me not to ever do anything to piss you off.

Yours,

Mssr. LeBeau

Sep. 7th, 2014


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Oh, look. I dodged this entire sleeping curse-like mess. Lucky me. Almost felt like my dreams bled into reality for a second there.

All this dreaming about apples has been giving me the baking itch to keep me from choking someone. I suppose it's a productive way to vent stress, but I'm not sure what to do with all these apple pies, apple turnovers, apple cobblers, apple crumb muffins. Unless someone wants to gorge themselves with an unhealthy amount of sugar and flour, these are going to sit in my fridge and go stale.

Sep. 5th, 2014


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OKay, I don't even...

I'm so tired and I keep falling asleep random places, like... I work as a barista guys and they sent me home and I'm actually pretty sure I'm fired. Because I fell asleep right ON the espresso machine. And Asami, she wouldn't wake up yesterday. She's in my bed and she keeps tossing and turning and screaming and I'm pretty worried about her.

And about what Tenzin's going to say now. And classes just started and I'm already missing them. FML.

Sep. 2nd, 2014


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And the dreams strike again. Well new ones. The others seemed to be on repeat or something.

I was front page news. The mayor framed me and somehow I didn't see that coming. And its not my first mug shot. Then she had me evicted from the hotel I was staying in. And she put a boot on my car. Then tricked me into telling her I thought my son Henry was crazy where he could over hear.

This woman is beyond evil. No wonder Henry thinks she's the Evil Queen.

Sep. 1st, 2014


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Apparently my subconscious thinks I've been watching far too much Disney.

Other than that, I've been scrounging the internet and sorting through resumes in search for an assistant. Don't know why I've let a colleague convince me, but perhaps my workload's become too much, even for a workaholic. And with the amount of projects and deadlines I've gotten piling up on my desk, I can't afford to lose track of things over silly little errands and minor details. I've certainly got money budgeted for the extra help; it's simply a matter of finding someone qualified that I can trust with my own home.

Then there's also the fact that one of my recent clients is a walking nightmare, and if it weren't for the damn tabloids and over-emphasized scandals, I'd air his name out. Kanye, you are on my hit list if there ever was one.

In a nutshell, if there is anyone out there interested in the interior design industry, do let me know. Or if there's anyone with secretarial experience looking for a similar employment, I'd think about that as well.

Aug. 27th, 2014


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You know you're a slightly bitter, divorced woman when your entertainment on a Wednesday night is a glass of Ch√Ęteau de Sancerre Rouge Pinot Noir, and reading through all these silly little entries posted on here.

I can't take any of you seriously.

Aug. 20th, 2014


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>> How was your day?

Aug. 18th, 2014


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It appears as though my company's building suffered the same sort of attacks as many others. Nothing too serious, but a lot of shattered glass and ice damage.


Lina Inverse

When I asked you to deal with the competition, I assumed that you knew which building was theirs and which was mine

Aug. 13th, 2014


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So... okay. People have weird, physical things from the dreams, right? Not just things that show up, but... deformities? No, that's wrong. physical changes to a person's body? Because I woke up with wings. And Pixie Dust.

I had a really long dream last night. One of my former fairy friends showed me that she knew how to manipulate pixie dust, but she got yelled at by Fairy Gary (who was a bit of a dick, btw.) and then she went off. Like, a year later she showed up again, stole dust, changed my talent and did all kinds of weird stuff. Then there was a pirate ship and... Captain Hook. He was the Fairy, Zarina's, first mate. But it turns out he was using her, so I had to save her and then we stole back the dust, and convinced her to come home with us.

Long dream. And I woke up with ... I woke up with wings.

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So this whole "cutting down on drinking" made me realize 80% of what I do is go to bars, and, well...drink. I may or may not have a problem.

I need a hobby. Or something else to do besides color coordinate my closet, make sure my socks are all paired up and iron the damn curtains. Big sis would be so proud for once.

And what's the deal with scantily clad women with horrible laughs in my dreams? Seriously? That castle was hideous, and I did that kingdom a favor by blowing it up. I'm just saying.

Aug. 1st, 2014


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I'm done with July. July is done with me.

This is why:
1. I accidentally broke a bar.
2. I accidentally burned down my apartment.
3. I purposefully broke a car window and ended up paying for it.
4. My ex-landlord sent some thugs after me.
5. I blew up those thugs though.
6. ...and Gwen in the process. (Did you get those third set of flowers I sent, by the way?)
7. My Dreams are nearing the end of times and I think I'm about to do something stupid in them.
8. Found out a friend had been cheated on.
9. And there are douchebags of the past everywhere.


On the bright side, I'm sure August can't get any worse.

Jul. 18th, 2014

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So my ex is a crazy ass angry sorceress with a fairly deep and probably valid grudge.

Please advise.

Jul. 16th, 2014


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I don't believe in past lives.

But that is the closest description I can find for what I dreamed. And I'm not generally a dreamer. Certainly not anything so vivid or real feeling as this.

Very strange indeed.

Jul. 13th, 2014


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Sometimes I wonder if I took the right path. I hand patients off to doctors and nurses every day, and most of the time I have no idea what happens to them after that. Do they recover? Are they still in the hospital?

If I had chosen to become a doctor, I could continue to help the people that I see every day. It's so easy to get attached, even though I know some of these people for no longer than a few minutes.

But then I remember that paramedics save lives every day, and that heartens me. To know that I'm the first face they see, that I can provide some comfort to them. And to the people that are often with them, too. I remember that, and I think... I made the right choice, after all. I just wish I could do more.

Jul. 12th, 2014


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I know I've seen other people mention dreams before... but it's rather unnerving to not know what is real and what isn't because of them. What I mean to say, is there a way to make them stop?

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I have discovered that certain kinds of trees are demanding little beasties.


Lina

Are you free this Tuesday?

Jul. 8th, 2014


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Would've been nice if the organization fairy came around and cleaned up my room, too. Always a bridesmaid, am I right?

So. Any fantasy writers around here? I dreamed THE most ridiculous and detailed plot that I might be willing to sell. Might make for a nice set of novels.

Jul. 1st, 2014


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Oh my god I had a dream where I went to a sea-witch so she could give me legs so I could go see Eric and in exchange she wanted my voice and so I gave it to her and now Eric has to kiss me within three days or else I get my fins back. But so far it's great because I got to go on a really great tour of the kingdom and there was a boat ride and I thought it was going to happen but the worst part is I woke up this morning and I don't have a voice. It's not even a sort of rasp like when you usually lose your voice it's just gone. D:

Jun. 20th, 2014


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My head really hurts, and I can't shut off the Heaven Glowies. Guess no going out for me today.

Jun. 19th, 2014


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Pro tip, ladies: the bell hooks Hotline is cool and all, but the best defense against those creepers at happy hour is telling them to buzz off with your mind.

Because apparently that's a thing I can do now, go figure. Couldn't these dreams have started when I was younger?? So useful.

Jun. 11th, 2014


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Anyone ever feel like something...changed in their dreams? As though you've suddenly discovered a truth, and the way things really were.

May. 27th, 2014


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Check, check... Luxurious beard still in position. All is well.

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THIS WAS UNEXPECTED.

I'm sorry I had to call into work, today! I tried test drawing the bow but...there's things there that aren't supposed to be there that I'm not used to!

I'm going to spend the day under the blankets, playing shooty games.

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I'm really confused about what's going on. People are talking about changing genders, but how is that possible? Is this all one big late April Fool's joke or something?

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Public Service Announcement


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OOC Note: This PSA is The Agency's cover-up for the recent Game Wide Plot, and is for those who are Hard Opted-Out

Around midnight this very early morning/late yesterday evening, it came to the attention of local authorities that hallucinogens may have been carelessly tossed into Orange County's water supply.

If you're seein' weird shit like your best girl friend suddenly becoming a male? You may be affected by this. Please do NOT go to a local hospital, as they will be woefully unable to help you. Instead, drink plenty of bottled water and get some exercise to flush the drugs from your system, and try to take it easy. Local shelters have been provided with a metric shitload of clean, bottled water to provide you with.

Thank you for your time.

[Agency Assets, Employees, Contacts]
Alright, sound off. Who woke up with parts they didn't have before? I know Carter's effected, but like Hell am I sorting through all of these posts.

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So.

My girlfriend is now my boyfriend, my ex-boyfriend is now my ex-girlfriend, Mini-claws is still on the loose (and possibly male, good luck figuring that shit out Cerberus!), and my daughter is getting on a spaceship in a few days, to be raised somewhere far away from here.

Time for some fucking alcohol.

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Upon waking, I was rather concerned that this all had something to do with the gender change in my dreams. I see now it appears to be an Orange County phenomenon. Alarming how relieved I am at that.

Of course I have absolutely nothing to wear. I may not be very large normally but even my usual clothes drape a bit. I'm going to have to alter a few things, I feel. At least until I find something proper to wear.