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Apr. 24th, 2015


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Had the craziest dream. But at least I know even when I have weird dreams, dream me still gets herself into trouble trying to do the right thing.

Felt so real though.

Apr. 19th, 2015


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Ever put something on from your dreams and then have a really hard time convincing yourself to take it ofF?

Apr. 12th, 2015


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When you're so busy you forget today is your birthday.

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I love the sweet smell of asshats being fired from my company.

Apr. 5th, 2015


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Thousands of soldiers can't take a city in a hundred years. Three fourteen year old girls take it in less than a day.

We're just that good.
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Apr. 3rd, 2015


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Humming Take Me to Church at my dad when I walk past him isn't too passive aggressive, right? His verdict is later today, but my company has already put me in control. Some big changes are coming, and I know we'll weather this.

My hands ache and I think I broke the punching bag

Apr. 1st, 2015


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Shoutout to the April Fools!

What is your favorite prank ever? Inquiring minds want to know.

Mar. 9th, 2015


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Regular NHL season only has a month left. Then we get playoffs. Good time of year.

Feb. 13th, 2015


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Bacon is disgusting. I don't understand how people can eat this much of it.

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I don't really do Valentine's Day, but if I did it would be something like this.

Feb. 9th, 2015


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Can this holiday season be over? For the last time if another person asks me at my cafe if I've got a date because they're concerned about me being single, I will punch them in the face.

If one more person asks for a valentine's meal, I will also punch them in the face.

I am sick of making heart shaped foods. Oh. My. God.

Feb. 3rd, 2015


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It's a good thing I like the color red, if that's what I'm going to wake up to.
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Feb. 1st, 2015


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Okay, so my little Moroccan-themed house is currently a mess because the Dream Fairies decided to literally take a book-shit in my space and dump a whole library's worth there. So many spellbooks and everything and anything related to the occult and mysticism. Who out there is a fellow friend of the hocus pocus and wants to come over and help me sort and organize into an actual library? I'll even order pizza. Or Chinese food, just no dark meat. Or white meat.

Private to Raven )

Jan. 25th, 2015


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I'm going to need new curtains. And a new fish tank. Possibly a new couch.

Acceptable losses, really.

Jan. 18th, 2015


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There's really no fathoming how much I hate Valentine's Day.

Way to ruin a perfectly good color.

Jan. 17th, 2015


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So I've been seeing a load of stuff about crazy dreams. Past lives, or some of that sort of rubbish. I never much bothered paying attention to anything on here until recently when my job became so soul rending I needed to reach out for friends, is that pathetic? Yeah, kind of is.

Is this something that happens to everyone? It seems like it from what I've been reading, but it sounds fuckin' mad to me. Any theories from those of us that, like me, still have a full grasp on reality? I personally can't decide if I believe what these people say, or if I'm just lucky I drink bottled water rather than anything from the tap.

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Despite having lived in America for some time now, it never ceases to surprise me how seriously Americans take their various holidays. No sooner have we finished with Christmas, than Valentines decorations are ushered out in its place.

I am looking forward to the lull between Fourth of July and Halloween. At least there will be no gaudy decorations for a few months, then.

Jan. 7th, 2015


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Okay Mr. Bad Guys! I'm really sorry that I broke one of your noses and hurt your man parts, but you kind of had it coming! I didn't even have anything on me but a yoga mat, which makes you look kind of silly.

What is with Orange County lately? Stolen cars, stolen cows, muggings... you seriously need some aura cleansing or something, your chi is way out of whack.

Oct. 28th, 2012


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I have also slept with half the local high school's football team, Azula and Ty Lee at once, Jim Kirk, The President, and three of the people working at my father's office. Including his Secretary.

Oct. 22nd, 2012

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Bit of an introduction is needed, I suppose. Greg Lestrade, at your service. Don't suppose there's any decent pubs around here?

Oh wait. Right, States. Taverns?

Oct. 20th, 2012


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I know I'm probably going to get a lot of eyerolls for saying it, but Jennifer Lopez's new fall line is really gorgeous. I keep buying more items and I didn't even realize I was doing it. Yesterday when Finnick and I went out to dinner I was wearing Jennifer Lopez from head to toe. She has these really cute black or white chiffon wide-leg palazzo pants that I bought in black and they are basically my new favorite thing. They look like a skirt when you're standing still, but when you move it's easy to tell they're pants. So, it's like wearing a long fancy skirt, but with the movement and freedom of pants. I'm in love.

I feel like I should mention that Lauren Conrad's fall line is really pretty too. I bought a couple of her tops and a cute new maroon blazer.

But I mean... If people like Jennifer Lopez and Lauren Conrad can make cute fall lines then wouldn't it be safe to assume that I could too?

Oct. 14th, 2012


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The paper edition of that trash has mysteriously been spontaneously combusting. I wonder why that is. BURNBURNBURNBURNBURN

Yes, I like kinky, rough sex. I own a crop, and the whole leather outfit, and everything.

All my partners consented.
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Oct. 8th, 2012


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I'm calm. I'm calmer. I'm calm.
I'm going to kill that bitch

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While we're all making public posts for the record.

Zuko has a temper, but he has never, in my lifetime, directed that anger towards me. He's never punched me, hurt me, or otherwise abused me. He is, in fact, among the people in my life that never treated me like chattel or someone to marry off to the highest bidder.

I know women in these situations have a habit of declaring publicly that nothing is wrong, but there's an incident report on file here at the hotel. Everyone here knows I really did get drunk, fall, and hit my head. The only person to blame here is myself.

Thank you.

Oct. 6th, 2012


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Today is so very not awesome.

Sep. 19th, 2012


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Most of us are familiar with unusual dreams. If you believe they are real, is there anything you would avoid now?

I know that if I become pregnant, I will die. and so will everyone else So the counter to that is obvious.

Sep. 15th, 2012


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OKay, so, Uncle Iroh?

I know you're really busy at the Hospital right now, and that's why I've been pulling all these extra shifts. It's not that I mind doing that. It's that I accidentally might have caused a fire in your kitchen.

I have no idea how that happened.

It's under control now, but I'm pretty sure we're going to need repairs...

Sep. 8th, 2012


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No fistfights yet. :-(

Sep. 6th, 2012


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I cannot believe I got roped into going to this thing.

If I had one of those fancy phones, I'd hide in the corner and somehow get it to remotely play World of Warcraft.

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Does anyone have access to the guest list for this little shindig Tony's throwing?

Aug. 27th, 2012


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"A dying man needs to die, as a sleepy man needs to sleep, and there comes a time when it is wrong, as well as useless, to resist."


http://youtu.be/o22eIJDtKho
(ooc: Johnny Cash's cover of Hurt)

Aug. 7th, 2012


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Ty Lee, I knew you could do it.


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You earned that gold and bronze, I'm proud of you. I guess you won't be swimming home.







ooc congrats to our RL gymnast Aly Raisman ;)

Aug. 3rd, 2012


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Oi, Haymitch the Cynic checking in again, or at least that is what some people will call me after this. Every person that does, be prepared to buy me a drink. Maybe it's being around all these Brits and the Olympic stuff but did you know we are one of the few governments that actually PAY these brats to win? Michael Phelp's golden performance in Beijing netted him over $200,000 dollars. That cute little gymnast is up over $50,000 already. Great to know my money is going to such great use.

I feel like one of those annoying investigative journalist and it's not even a secret. What happened to encouraging athletes to participate for the love of their sport not so we can pay them for their medals and then shower them in millions of dollars of endorsements so they can go smoke pot like Phelps, go back to the Olympics, and we have to pay them even more. And they wonder why people cheat?

Think that's bad? No wonder those Russian gymnasts are bawling all the time. That one girl who missed two golds medals, was out almost $400,000 dollars because of a few millionths of a point. I'd be crying too. There's your freaking school lesson for the day children. Now who's buying me that first drink?

Jul. 31st, 2012


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Read more... )

Jul. 30th, 2012


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Up up and away to London! Imsoexcited.

Azula, you're on the same plane. Hi!

Jul. 27th, 2012


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I feel like I've been going around checking things off a list. 'Check up on X, do Y, talk about Z. Spill my guts out to U'. I mean there's not actually a list. Not even mentally.

That normal?

Jul. 18th, 2012


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I do declare...


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...that I am in dire need of some advice.

Not advice about romance and other diversions. Yours truly has those matters under control.

I mean advice of the house buying variety. Where can a boy from the South find the nicest and preferably the most expensive beachfront properties, in these parts?

Jul. 11th, 2012


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Uh... Is there anyone here who is able to hold an intelligent conversation?

That is a female?

I could really use some discussion over tea.

Jul. 3rd, 2012


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I havn't spoken to my parents in 4 years.

Today they called me up to ask me if the press was true.

Not to congratulate me on qualifying for the Olympics Gymnastics Team.

But to ask me if I really was going to shame our family by being a lesbian.

This is starting to be less amazing and more like a roller coaster. D:

OH and I hear I have someone named Rarity to thank for this absolutely gorgeously breathtaking dress in my closet? IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL.

Jul. 1st, 2012


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So this is the local social network, huh? Could be worse, I suppose.

Jun. 19th, 2012


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I didn't get any responses last time, but I do want to try again.

I'm offering two tickets to my theatre's version of William Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing, this Thursday. I'll select from the correct answers. Please reply private locked so as not to share the answer with everyone!

How many plays did Shakespeare pen?

Jun. 16th, 2012


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I only just got back into town and now I have to pack for London.

I feel like I havn't really prepared enough for all of this. I'm actually kind of nervous!

Like...

AAAAAAH!!!! THE OLYMPICS IS NEXT MONTH!!!! That kind of nervous.

I was hoping typing in all caps like that would make me feel better, but it really didn't.

Jun. 15th, 2012


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Tastes like brains.


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It's the zombie apocalypse... )

Jun. 14th, 2012


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Okay, so does everyone have their own personal bitchy British person following them around this week?

Or am I just special?

Jun. 13th, 2012


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I am afraid I had to burn a book today.

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I was perusing the internet last evening, while waiting for my nephew to return from his vacation, and I came upon this delightful game.

It is not at all like Go or Shogi, but for some reason I cannot seem to put it down.

The birds are so angry, and who can blame them? Such a horrible fate, having ones eggs stolen like that.

These adorable little pigs will pay for what they've done.