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Oct. 7th, 2012

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For the last time, the Bake Sale at Nevaeh Falls Elementary School is not selling baked goods made of children. I am not sure who the caller who keeps implying it is, but that sort of false information leads to uncomfortable situations.

It's just baked goods. Like cookies. As the name implies.

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Guess who lost another job today? Oh. And my band broke up. Which also means I've been kicked out of my apartment.

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Awful confessions of the night: I can't stop listening to Tom Cruise as Stacee Jaxx on the Rock of Ages soundtrack. Cannot. Stop.

Tell me your awful confessions.

Oct. 4th, 2012


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It's...a social network...


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Annd we have a blinking signal...solid green light...Yees. The Little House That Paranoia Built has finally, with the help of all those nice overseas call center workers, joined the new century and I have an internet that I don’t have to go upstairs and outside to use.

I would like to just take a minute to thank everybody involved in this scenario. My brother for the amusing text messages, and gifs via phone in lo, my two weeks of great need, my sister for her threats to come and visit when the nuclear war hits California, my boss for providing hilarious commentary and freak outs to keep me amused, and provide perspective on my own life, Mom, for her reminders that it’s not enough that I’m protected from the ‘oncoming arms race of hate’ because it is somehow my duty to lead the world in preventing the necessity of hate induced constructions like my new home, that guy from the message board who sold me his rusty industrial tin of canned peaches so that I might be fortified against the effects of hunger and deprivation in those dark dark days of life in the resulting state of nuclear winter, my stack of Intergalactic Corps United season dvd’s for keeping me relatively sane, and my landlord for those weird looks he gives me whenever I enter or emerge from my home via the backyard toting my brief case, or in my Corps uniform as if he’s trying to figure out what the hell kind of freak rents somebody’s bomb shelter.

To which I only say, BAH, he chose to rent it out., and the basement does not belong to my parents so I’m doing relatively well, all things considered. Next week, when my new coffee and alien autopsy table makes it to the U.S will be even better, but small victories, for now, are better than none at all.

My name is Turgon and I live in a converted bomb shelter where you are welcome to come sample my tinned peaches from the year 1964 if you are so inclined. , but please bring your own gas masks in case of emergency. Hello, Valarnet, I’m sure it’s a pleasure to meet you.

Oct. 1st, 2012


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Because the world can be a harsh mistress at times, everyone needs a good laugh now and again. That's why I bring you a sweeping mini-epic of triumph against nature and adversity! Valarnet, let this ongoing tale of a guy on a buffalo lift your spirits and inspire you onward to greatness!

Episode One: Bears, Indians & Such

Episode Two: Orphans, Cougars & What Not

Episode Three: Origins, Villains & The Like

Episode Four: Rehab, Vengeance & What Have You


I can't stop singing along with it: "Hey, you want this baby? It's cheaper than adoption!"

Sep. 30th, 2012


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Special Events!


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Fingon already shared the monthly schedule, but here's something a lot more limited!


Announcing the Always Halloween special events! Included with your admission to the club for a night of fun on October 30th-November 1st will be the chance to participate in fun and amazing events, themed especially to the holiday, and to the Mexican Day of The Dead. So. With that in mind, here’s a look at what we’re doing. Hold on to your pants, at least until you get there.

October 30th: Devil’s Night:

Sexiest Devil Competition. Do YOU have what it takes to seduce our amazingly exacting audience? Perform your best and most wicked number, and try your luck. Winners will be chosen by applause meter, and awarded a special night in the club for them and a special someone.

Fire Eating Performances as well, and of course, a wide range of our sexiest and most seductive beverages. Come out, get naughty, and have some fun.

October 31st: Halloween Costume Contest! Prizes will be awarded in the following categories:

Sexiest Costume

Scariest Costume.

Most Convincing Drag Costume

Prettiest Costume.

Best Pet Costume

Audience Choice (Creativity is key here. Anything goes)

Judge’s Choice: (Again. We’ll pick a costume that demonstrates something amazing and creative that we love. Impress us!)


November 1st: La Dia De Los Muertos. Maragrita, Sangria, and other fiesta themed beverages, along with catering by Taco Especial will provide you with a chance to face your fears of mortality, party in the name of those who’ve gone before, and enjoy authentic cuisine, decorations and dancing, featuring the hourly pinata game for special coupons, prizes and other fun items to be used in the club or with someone you love.

We will also be screening the classic film “The Road To Eldorado” in the bar. Tulio and Miguel, just good friends, or something more? Discussion and drinks over the movie that first gave many of us a pretty good idea of where we stood...

SO! Come on down to Always for our special Halloween Extravaganza where we want to be with you, make believe with you, and in live in Harmony, Harmony or Love!

Sep. 28th, 2012


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HAH


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Guess who got asked to leave anger management group today?

It wasn't the first time people have given me dirty looks when I've been in there, but when I dared refer to my wheelchair using neighbor as "Crip", since I don't care enough to learn the names of the people shafted into this pathetic thing, I kind of made the anger management problem we're all here in the group for flare up again.

So I got punched and a broken nose and the therapist informed me I was disturbing her calm, or whatever it was, she said along those lines, I was tuning her out because the whole thing was bullshit seriously, and I got removed from the group and apparently it's recommended I do private sessions until I'm "ready" to deal with my problems.

It's almost like she read my mind and gave me what I wanted. I'm not actually GOING to work with her, since I said I'd try group therapy and lasted three weeks, which is a lot longer than I agreed to anyway, so really...

I can live with this option. My anger's plenty controled anyway. I just hide it when I'm somewhere that pisses me off, you know?