Oh my
god. Jobs are laaaame. Seriously, this phone just keeps ringing and ringing. It won't stop! This is
so annoying. Why are so many people even calling? What, do we sell here, like.. crack or something?
God, is anybody gonna get that?
[Edit, five minutes later] Dude. Did you guys know there is
porn on
computers? I thought these things were just for nerds!