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Apr. 24th, 2013

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The highlight of my day. Art, truly, has been created on Mars.

In other news, my show this weekend is half price. Come one, come all! New tricks to show you thanks to my dreams.

Apr. 17th, 2013

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Well, I had my first weird dream last night.

Okay, shut up, not my first dream ever. The first real one. Like what everyone's been talking about. Guess I can count myself in that group, now.

Anyone else dreamed of a place called Demacia? Or have I really gone crazy?

I'm voting for crazy. Definitely that one.

Apr. 14th, 2013


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Is it just me, or do noses seem to break easier after the third go? Fuckin' hell, this hurts.

Oh, right. I just joined this thing. Hello, or something. I'm kind of crap with technology.

Mar. 19th, 2013


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I am absolutely, positively, not leaving my office again until this singing thing blows over. I was passing by someone in the hallway, carrying a stool sample, and I swear to God this is what I heard:

"Everything comes down to poo! From the top of your head, to the sole of your shoe. We can figure out what's wrong with you by lookin' at your poo!"

...I need to move away from Orange County.

Mar. 15th, 2013


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Working a shift at the hospital. A few of the nurses just burst out into a chorus line. I think they're doing the Can-Can.

This is not the first time I've seen this happen today. I think there's something weird going on here, again. I don't know if it's my place to order MRIs on the nurses, though.

This definitely is not normal.
Send help.

Mar. 13th, 2013


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Does anyone know how Criss Angel walked up the side of the Luxor? Someone linked me a youtube video of it happening... How on Earth??

I suppose that's why they call it Magic?

Feb. 15th, 2013

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In honour of the long weekend and Valentine's Day, I'm offering a special show tonight and Saturday! Plenty of new tricks to show you all!

And just to sweeten the deal, we'll be selling tickets at half price! Bring your sweety for some post-Valentine's fun. Come down, bring your friends to Enchantment Theatre, [Address in Irvine]. Be thrilled and amazed by the Lady of Luminosity!