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Jun. 8th, 2014


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So, I have my third dog. He, like the other two, is a rescue.

Meet Jameson. )

I think I'm going to set my dog cap at three.
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Is this some kind of Orange County network thing? I just got an invite and figured I'd take it out, but I never heard the name when I was living up in the city. Anyway, I'm Beatrix. I'm a translator - I speak Mandarin, Japanese and a little Cantonese - and I still work up in LA, but I just moved to Orange. There's not much to me, really. I have a couple of lizards, and I'm kind of a running junkie. I guess I'll see some of you around town.

May. 27th, 2014


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Apparently I'm only truly ginger if I've got tits.

Good to know.

May. 26th, 2014


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Am I the only one working today?

May. 6th, 2014


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Someone tell me not to get another dog.

Apr. 19th, 2014

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I just got a telephone call from a photographer I've made friends with, and he gave me incredible news: one of my photographs I took for a fashion retailer will actually be in this month's Harper's Bazaar. I'm going to be in a national magazine. I'm so happy I'm in tears.

Lo, carnale, he wanted to surprise me, but he said he would telephone you today to work out details. I think he might be a little sweet on me, in truth, but I don't care, someone's finally going to use my work!

Apr. 15th, 2014


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Just because I'm not moping anymore doesn't mean I want to be set up with your cousin, brother, aunt, uncle, dog breeder, roommate, priest - actually priests would be okay. But seriously. Stop setting me up, world. I don't think anyone here has done it, but my secretary, chauffeur, tailor, and regular barista have all tried to set me up.

Let me have a period of time where I lay around and eat in my PJs for a while, okay?

Apr. 10th, 2014

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I will confess, despite having a job I enjoy, I am lonely here.

To look out my window and see people, businesses and beautiful things is nice, but it simply isn't the same without someone to share it with. It was my choice to come here, but at the same time, there are things I miss. I miss Creole being spoken in the street. I miss the food. I miss the reality - so many are so fake here. At least most of you on this network seem to be actual people instead of vapid caricatures - no one has yet complained about their tan, or their juice cleanse!

I am sure this is just irritated ramblings, and it will pass. But for now I feel it most acutely.

Apr. 9th, 2014

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(Pretend was posted on 4/6, Sunday)

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Logan, Eli and I are happy to welcome Amy Alyssa Howlett, born at 7:09 PM last night - 7 pounds, 1 ounce. She's happy, healthy and so far, no claws. Logan was nice enough to let me sleep for twelve hours after going through it all.

[babypicture.jpg]

We're going home later today, so after that, the visiting can start.

Mar. 28th, 2014


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I've been at the archery range the last few days.

Having a friend leave sucks. Just gotta keep moving on, right?

Mar. 23rd, 2014


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Dumped via note.

I suppose there's worse ways.

Now to see if I can even get drunk.

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So, curious, how many other people have had complete body transformations since they started dreaming? I wasn't exactly out of shape before, but now over the last two weeks or so, my shoulders are broader, I know because I had to buy new shirts the other day and I suddenly have an almost six pack without even working out. It's the weirdest thing.

Then there's the part where I'm suddenly a bottomless pit. I've been eating double the amount I was before. This has been extremely odd.

Mar. 6th, 2014


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There had best not be anyone called Anastasia Steele on this network.

And who the fuck gives a copy of Tess of the D'Urbervilles as a romantic gift?

Mar. 1st, 2014


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I've been waiting for this month my entire life. I ain't even exaggerating.

Feb. 28th, 2014

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Hey. Does anyone here do jewelry, or know people who do? I just came into possession of a really gorgeous precious stone, and I'd like it made into a necklace or something. Can anyone help?

Feb. 26th, 2014


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Enjoy fighting it out, LA. I'll be in New York.

Feb. 4th, 2014


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Hello my lovelies! Guess who has just learned to apport! And I can teleport! Oh, and I dreamed of actually doing nice things for people. Still waiting on all the 'love' based stuff, but as I sit here in my pool full of glitter, drinking a bottle of Shipwrecked 1907 Heidseick and polishing off my second box of Pierre Hermé Initiation Chat macarons, I can't help but think that today was a good day anyway.

Jan. 30th, 2014


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Please spare a thought for Scotland tonight, guys. They're suffering a national tragedy. A tanker let loose more than 6,000 liters of whiskey into a river.

I'd pour one out for the fallen, but that'd be wasting it too. The humanity.

Jan. 24th, 2014


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After watching this video, I feel like I'm dramatically indulging my dogs. Lucy just lazes about all day watching me work, and Colin is too busy chasing rabbits in his sleep to do much of anything. I've taught them to sit and stay, but that's about as much as they care to do.

Some days, Lucy doesn't even want to walk, she just whines at me until I carry her everywhere.

Jan. 6th, 2014


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Fuckkkkkkkkk.

I'm pushin' 30 for real today.
Pretty sure this means I only got a year left to live.

Dec. 19th, 2013


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Cut for vaguely NSFW, visible to all )

Dec. 13th, 2013


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My dad is currently doing desserts for a holiday themed wedding, which means that I am in taste-tester heaven at home right now.

Cut for image of delicious cake. )

Orange and almond cake, with cranberries, and a lavender sugar icing. Yes, please.
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It's a girl. We're having a little girl.

Jokes about Logan only being able to produce girls go here.

Nov. 17th, 2013


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Though it's a holiday I'm still fairly new to, only having come into a family a few years ago, Thanksgiving is something that I've come to enjoy. Any holiday that revolves around food and companionship is something that I can support, dubious origins aside.

I do, however, always end up cooking far too much.

Nov. 10th, 2013


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Life just isn't worth it once fruit pies go outta season.

Oct. 30th, 2013


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Halloween candy coma. Not even guilty.

Oct. 27th, 2013


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I was almost worried I'd taken ill until I came here and read that I'm not the only one without a voice. I spent half morning trying to communicate with Fandral who appears to be feeling extra moronic today, and after frustrating myself more than him, have decided it's best to just avoid people as much as possible.

I feel a bit useless without my ability to talk.

In any case, seeing as there's no idea how long anything in the OC lasts, the magic show on Halloween will still be presented. So there's something at least.

Oct. 14th, 2013


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I take it back. The tattoo I got from the dreams sucked. And the dreams sucked.

But these pants that just showed up are fuckin' awesome. Almost as awesome as the arc welder.

Oct. 13th, 2013


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I think I've invented a new drink. Tell me if someone's already come up with this. Hot apple cider with a shot of Goldschlager. The most amazing thing ever, right?

Now, if only I could shake the feeling that I'm being followed

Oct. 3rd, 2013


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Really, I wish people would stop blathering on about how Miley Cyrus is going to end the world with her bottom. Though I suppose this is because I know what certain photographers have incredibly tawdry photos Carly Rae Jepsen.
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Hello, all. My name is Ororo Munroe. I'm originally from Portland, but moved here about ten years ago to work for Operation Go Home, which helps homeless youth, with a special focus on LGBTQ kids. I love my job, and genuinely find it rewarding.

In my off time, which isn't much, I'm a food blogger; you can find it online at [web url]. I'm divorced and live in Mission Viejo with my cat. I hope to meet you all eventually.

Oct. 1st, 2013


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HA HA. Very funny. Got some ridiculous prank emails. Someone created some lame gmail account just to send me trash in my inbox?

Okay, not 'very funny'. It's actually really lame.

Sep. 25th, 2013

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So, the universe gave me morning sickness for my birthday. Big fucking surprise.

Sep. 24th, 2013

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I'm happy to announce that my next project is finally coming along. There is still a long way to go, but it's underway and I should be able to make a formal announcement on it soon. I really think that this is going to be the next big thing. Much better than all those teenybopper vampire movies.

Sep. 22nd, 2013


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The worst thing about being the new guy is having to work on Sundays. The office is literally empty except for me and the janitor, and even he keeps giving me looks of pity.


If anyone wanted to bring a lonely lawyer some coffee, it wouldn't go unappreciated.

Sep. 19th, 2013


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While out walking Lucy and Colin today, Colin decided to be a little fashion plate and pose for me. I swear, between Lucy's churro addiction and Colin insisting he have accessories, my life has become a pet-based comedy.

Nobody will believe I dream I'm a demon at this rate. Well. Maybe when I tell them I'm a lawyer and PR guy.

Sep. 8th, 2013


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I love making other entertainment lawyers cry. It's almost like I'm so brilliant that they can't contain themselves.

I deserve a very nice dinner, and by damn it, I'll have it.

Aug. 21st, 2013


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Apparently, sometimes I hiss now.

Also, according to my watch, the only time in Hell is "too late." That is all.

Aug. 15th, 2013


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This is what I've been talking about for years! My parents are the ones who chose to be actors and to be in public, but me and my siblings and other celebrity children didn't. We didn't ask to have cars parked outside our school or to be followed to the store or blinded by flashes when we're trying to spend time out with our parents.

And this part is so true:

The actress claimed prices for photos of celebrity children were becoming "absurdly high," and said it's like her children "have a bounty on their heads."


I really hope this bill gets passed. I don't know if there are any other celebrity kids on here besides my brother, but I know there are some actors and singers and I'm sure you'd all agree that everyone would be safer if this bill is passed.

Aug. 10th, 2013


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I had a meeting today with a new client, and while we were making the requisite small talk she told me about a small dog she was trying to find a home for at a shelter here in the OC. Apparently she couldn't take the dog in herself, but she'd fallen in love with him and didn't want him to live at a shelter forever (fortunately for said dog, it was a no-kill shelter).

So, that's how I ended up going to an animal shelter on my lunch break with Lucy and finding her a companion. Valarnet, Colin. I think he's part papillon, part derp. He's a bit on the senior side, hence his cataracts, but since I have the means to make his twilight years comfortable, I'm going to do so.

... belatedly, I hope Scud doesn't mind another housemate.

Aug. 8th, 2013


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In case you lot were wondering, I was not affected by the body problems, thank everything ever. I do not need strange bodies stretching out my suits.

In other news, I saw the new Proactiv+ infomercials recently and giggled. You don't even want to know what a celebrity needs to do to get penalized with doing those fuckers. I'll give you a hint: it involves shagging people you shouldn't shag (not necessarily minors, but possibly certain powerful people's significant others) while in the commission of two or three felonies. Hollywood loves those infomercials when they're not in them, but when they get blacklisted until they do one - well.

Guthy-Renker is basically like the modern version of the 1940s Hollywood mafia. Which is a bit sad, really.

Aug. 4th, 2013


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Hello, Valarnet. My name is Jen Walters, and I'm a legal assistant at Dresden Law and Private Investigations. I recently moved to Orange County in pursuit of a lead job opportunity that I just couldn't pass up. Getting out of Minnesota before the snow flies was just the icing on the cake.

Jul. 25th, 2013

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Locked from Turin Turambar and Logan Howlett

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My name is Oyama Yuriko. Some of you may know me from your dreams. In my dreams, and in some of yours, I may be known as Lady Deathstrike.

Deathstrike did terrible things. I can only imagine what I have not seen yet. But I am not Deathstrike, and I will not be Deathstrike.

I don't know if it matters to anyone, but according to a doctor I have seen, I may die soon from the metal that is now in my body. If I do, I wanted anyone who would care to know that Deathstrike will die with me. If I don't, I will work to keep her as nothing more than a nightmare.

I don't expect sympathy or forgiveness or anything, especially from those of you who already hate and fear her. But I have nothing to lose at this point by being honest. So, honest I have been.

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Jul. 20th, 2013


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Well that dream was ... terribly depressing. Classic love story, though. Demon leaves hell because it's sick of all the endless murdering, borrows a girlsuit (shut up, Miles), falls in love with a boy who's nothing special except he's everything the demon isn't, Hell sends people to come collect said stray demon, human doesn't understand and thinks his best girl was taken to Hell for no reason, human uses demon's book of summoning to summon that exact demon, demon doesn't want human to be damned for loving it, demon tries to get human to think that girl is a badass killing machine, human endures, human orders demon for girl, demon puts girlsuit back on again and explains things and that it's not worth saving, human goes home and burns book.

Yeah. I tell the person I love that I'm not worth it and it should just go. Meanwhile, demon me is stuck with eternal torment and permanently broken legs. I have to crawl on my belly for all time. I'm sure there's a metaphor there.

Sorry for the rambling, all, I'm just ... I don't know. I woke up kind of upset because of it.

Jul. 16th, 2013

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I am honestly not sure if any of you will care, but I just got invited to Gastronomika Conference, in San Sebastian, Spain. It's supposed to be for the best chefs around the world, but oftentimes up-and-coming chefs are invited to be guests. If I'm a guest, I will enjoy myself immensely. If I'm presenting, I may explode.

Jul. 15th, 2013

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It is now officially my birthday, never mind which one specifically. Soon, I fear, I will be too old to model. At least I am no longer in the hospital, even if I am confined to bed rest.
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Jul. 5th, 2013

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Hello. I'm new to this network, but not new to Orange County. My name is Miles Edgeworth; I'm the chef/owner of Arirang, down in Laguna Beach. Arirang is the name of a Korean song that's basically the unofficial national anthem, so it seemed a good thing to name my Korean restaurant.

I tend to spend all my time there, but occasionally you can find me in bookstores. I am gay, and I do charity work for LGBT organizations around Orange County, so if anyone has any kind of objection to that, please don't bother coming to the restaurant, as it is a private business and I do have the legal right to refuse you service.

That said, I look forward to seeing some of you at the restaurant, and I appreciate the invite to this network.

Jul. 1st, 2013


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Happy first of National Ice Cream Month!

Jun. 27th, 2013


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Got the Tampax spot. ...Which totally sounds weird out of context. I'm going to be acting in some Tampax commercials, and starring in a whole campaign of Tampax print ads. I'm pretty excited about it. If only there weren't Zombies running around, or whatever, today would be a good day.