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Jul. 1st, 2014


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Oh my god I had a dream where I went to a sea-witch so she could give me legs so I could go see Eric and in exchange she wanted my voice and so I gave it to her and now Eric has to kiss me within three days or else I get my fins back. But so far it's great because I got to go on a really great tour of the kingdom and there was a boat ride and I thought it was going to happen but the worst part is I woke up this morning and I don't have a voice. It's not even a sort of rasp like when you usually lose your voice it's just gone. D:

Jun. 23rd, 2014


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Cut in case of trigger for parents no longer with us. )

Jun. 18th, 2014


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I've been sleeping all day. And I woke up with white hair.

Like, all white. Woke up from a dream where I saved the world (whoo!) and defeated a dark lord named after my old boss, imagine that with a black magic spell, combined with this light-saberish weapon called the Sword of Light. Took so much out of me my hair turned white from all the energy drainage in my dream.

probably explains why today's been lazy

I feel like there's no point in doing hallucinogens in the OC when you have these dreams. Seriously.

I'M SO FREAKIN' HUNGRY

I'm gonna order pizza and chinese food. If anyone feels like coming over, let me know. And don't judge my old lady hair. This better not be permanent, damnit.

Jun. 1st, 2014


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So of course, I'm the idiot that accepts a shitty apartment without a functional heater because, really, who needs a goddamn functional heater in California in June. Life, I have some beef with you. Some HARD beef with you.

I'm still pissed about my turkey leg too.

Pipes are frozen. No water's coming out. SO. My landlord can suck it while I stuff my trashcan with old newspapers and make a bonfire in my living room. And I'm cooking bacon on it.

'Least the weather is making my liquor frosty. My icecream too.

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I may die tonight from liquor poisoning or high cholesterol. Better than freezing. Ugh.

May. 25th, 2014


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Being a doctor means that I've seen some really gross things, but this might just take the cake.

Public, but cut for possible creepy/grossness )

Now, when I go home, I'm gonna find something on Animal Planet to watch with kittens and puppies to get that image out of my head.

May. 16th, 2014


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Hmm. I wonder if my animal talking skills work when it comes to fishes. I was just thinking it'd be cool to tell a shark not to chomp on me if I ever met one.

I surf, it's not like I anticipate meeting a shark downtown or something.

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Does anyone else out there surf? I'm probably gonna go Saturday morning and figured I'd see if anyone else wants to join me. I know Lilo will, right Lilo? I'm also about 99.9% sure that Billy will just sit there and ogle me the entire time. Not that I mind of course.

Apr. 21st, 2014


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I hope everyone had a fantastic holiday weekend. I certainly know I did. San Francisco is fantastic (though I am glad to be home, I suppose). I could go into details but it would be a lot and I'd hate to bore you all.

But look, pictures! Or, a picture. I honestly didn't realize I'd taken this and have no memory at all of finding a playground much less swinging, but, there you are. (Okay, there's another picture, because honestly Porthos is just photogenic and I'm not sure he knows I took that second picture oops).

Cut for images, perfectly safe for all to view. )

Look at how handsome he is. Don't you just want to tickle all that scruff? Why yes, Ladies, he's free. But seriously, don't even try to snatch him away from me.


Also! I had more dreams on the weekend. Better ones than the last time around. Apparently I do something called "The Stare" and I was giving it to the Queen. But in my dreams she gave me a rather stunning necklace with a cross pendant on it, and when I woke up Sunday morning it was lying next to the hotel bed. The exact necklace that the Queen of France, Anne of Austria herself, gave me in my dreams. I've never seen anything quite so beautiful.
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Gud i himmelen! I thought the drivers in San Francisco were bad, but I have almost been thrown off my bike three times in the last week by Los Angeles motorists! Ladies and gentlemen, do please remember that if you are a car driver, there are those of us who ride motorcycles and scooters that share the road with you!

Ugh, I am still shaking.

Apr. 18th, 2014


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It's come to my attention that I've been a part of this network for nearly a year now, and I still know so few of you here. I'd very much like to change that.

And so, for anyone who would be interested, I will be hosting a cocktail party for the members of the network. It will likely be held the first week of May, if enough people decide they would like to come.

Please reply if you plan on attending, and note any dietary restrictions, so that I may start planning the menu.

Those who RSVP to this post will receive a formal invitation in the mail, with the exact date and time, and the location of the party.

I look forward to seeing you all there.

Apr. 12th, 2014


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Ok, so I love to surf, but holy hell I'm glad I wasn't this guy!

Apr. 10th, 2014


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I'm normally pretty okay with the seasons and trees and stuff, but let me first to say: SPRING SUCKS. No, seriously, I just sneezed so hard I popped my back and I have a headache and my nose is stuffy and runny at the same time how is that possible just leave me here to die.

Go on without me, guys.

Apr. 6th, 2014


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I am not mentally ill. I am not mentally ill.

Apr. 1st, 2014

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The surf was perfect this morning. I loved it. I really need to get out there more often before my day begins. It just always makes the day better. Or maybe even a run. Anybody know any good routes out in the Long Beach area?

Mar. 31st, 2014


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I apparently missed a lot since being in the hospital. Cut for discussion of recent plot )

Mar. 28th, 2014


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I'm here a month, wasn't expecting to feel my first earthquake so soon.

Mar. 6th, 2014


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HOLD THE PHONE.

There's a bacon-scented cell phone alarm out there and that's a thing.

Let's discuss, shall we?

  • The technical term for this sort of cell attachment is "dongle". Let us laugh at the word "dongle". Okay.
  • Is waking up to bacon worth waking up and there not actually being bacon?
  • Is returning from work to bacon scented sheets worth the sorrow?
  • Why am I not eating bacon? Right, I own a pig.
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I was going out to pick up some supplies for Hector (who is doing very well, thank you for asking after him!) and saw this.

I found it profound, terrifying, and oddly accurate.

Mar. 5th, 2014

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Hello. I'm Terra. It's nice to meet everyone. I figured that joining this social network thing was probably a good idea. And a fun way to meet people. As long as you're careful about who you talk to, I suppose.

Someone tell me something interesting about themselves.

Mar. 1st, 2014


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Apparently candy just isn't a big thing after crazy volcanoes and all that. Go figure, huh? Because you'd think my chocolate lava cakes would be a big hit right now.

Just Desserts is tumbleweed style quiet today. Someone better show up and give me something to freaking do because otherwise I'm just going to eat the entirety of my stock. And then I'm going to visit each and every one of you while on my sugar high. Yes. That is a threat.

Feb. 28th, 2014


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Oops, I'm sorry this is a bit late! But better late than never, right?

So, if you missed me mentioning it a few days ago, my sisters and I are hosting a clean up at [beach tomorrow at 2pm. Just as a way to get all the weirdness off everyone's mind and have some fun!

Well, the fun bit is more that afterwards, we'll be having a bonfire at our private beach afterwards, at sundown. There'll be hot cocoa, delicious food and things, etc etc. Even if you can't make it to the clean up, you're more than welcome to come to the bonfire! (I'll private message you the address.)

I hope to see lots of you there!

Feb. 23rd, 2014


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Well, glad to see nothing's changed in this town. Volcanic ash?

I just flew back from somewhere classified, I got shot while I was there, and while I'm okay right now, I'm gonna run out of painkillers if I can't get out of the airport soonish.

Feb. 20th, 2014


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Dun dun da da dun, da da daaaa dun da dun dun duuuuun da duuuun!

Dun da dun daaau dun dun duuun!

do de doo dun dun daa ddaaa!
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I don't suppose anyone can talk to animals, can they? In this mad town?

My cat's begun to hide a bit more than normal, and I'm worried.

Jan. 31st, 2014

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This might not be the place to post about it, but I'm just so. Excited.

My new boots came today!

I'm especially excited because they'll match my jeans? I mean, I think my regular purple boots match them okay, but these are just out of this world.

See what I mean?


I can't wait to wear them! I'm just sad you can't see them on the radio.

Jan. 30th, 2014


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Okay. Okay.

Bacon is awesome.

Discuss.

Jan. 29th, 2014


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So, this is Orange County. I've only ever been here once before, briefly, and I don't remember a lot about it. It seems like a good place. Everyone here is nice enough, but, people usually are when they're trying to make an impression on someone new.

Still, someone recommended I try out this Network, and, admittedly, as a new business owner it'd be foolish for me to pass up a chance to drum up some clientele. Please forgive the shameless promotion. My name is Edmond Dant├Ęs, and I recently opened up my tattoo shop, Monte Cristo, in Santa Ana. There are three of us there, and right now we're taking appointments and walk-ins. You can see our portfolios on our website, if you're interested. And I hope some of you are.

I can't really think of much more to say beyond that.

Jan. 22nd, 2014


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HONEY I'M HOME!

I don't recognize half of you as well as I should, and I recognize the rest of you much more than you deserve.

Did you know you'll get arrested for using swimming pools to make pancake batter if they aren't your own swimming pool?

Jan. 19th, 2014

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Can I just say that I love the fact that surfing is an actual class I am actually earning college credit for? This might actually be the most fun I've ever had in school. Ever.

Jan. 17th, 2014


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I seem to recall there were construction workers and/or bosses on this board. Would anyone be able to come to my house - soon - and reinforce the doors? Or, conversely, does anyone know a locksmith?

Lilo: Sleepwalking again. Wound up on the screened-in porch, which has the flimsiest door on record. As you can see, though, I'm taking precautions.

Jan. 16th, 2014

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Ladies with tits, I'm curious about this. Are car seatbelts really this bad for you all, that you'd need this fucking weird thing? And who the hell thought of calling it a Tiddy Bear?

Jan. 12th, 2014


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I am now 110% ready for the Super Bowl.

Behold: Snack Stadium.

That's a trial run, which I'll be eating for the next hour, but I'll make another one.

Jan. 10th, 2014


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As a man who lost an eye, I'm sometimes accused of calling attention to myself by choosing an eye-patch over a glass eye. I do possess both, a somewhat outdated glass eye and my more commonly used eye-patch. Wearing my eye always feels like...lying. A falsehood. A deception. My eye-patch is open and clear to all who see it, and know what I am.

And if I can admit to a small sin, I'm a little proud of my injury. It was the result of an action I took, an action that saved the life of a wonderful person and marked a crucial turning point in my life. So people can stare and pretend not to stare all they want.

Jan. 3rd, 2014


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I dreamed that the CPS guy assigned to me and Nani was ex-CIA at Roswell. But he helped me keep my dog when the Galactic Federation wanted to keep him. So, that works.

Stupid Galactic Federation. DOWN WITH INTERGALACTIC BUREAUCRATS!

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You know what?

I think it's going to be a really, really, really brilliant year!

Dec. 31st, 2013


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Well, this is what 2014 has to offer us so far: Everything's Better in a Bacon Bowl.

I've been waiting 31 years of my life for this. This crowning achievement of mankind. How did we all live without this ingenious invention?

Good job, Humanity. Let's all drink some whiskey out of bacon bowls, it's got to be better than drinking it out of a glass.

Dec. 18th, 2013


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I am amused that my girlfriend's reaction to the snow was to run outside with sugar water and food coloring, dump it on the front porch snow and eat it.

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Wasn't there like some Canadian running around on here saying 'how can it be December without snow' 'how do you live' 'what is this one season all year round thing'?

Well, I'm gonna blame the snow on him because we Americans have a proud tradition of blaming Canada.

Dec. 17th, 2013


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I'm finally in the Christmas spirit! I made my annual meat nativity! (It's just not Christmas without the meat nativity.) Don't worry, Hamlet didn't see it!

Dec. 6th, 2013


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Why can't I be one of those people who has all of their holiday shopping done in August? I've gotten a few things, but I know I will have one last one to get on Christmas Eve like I do every year.

[Piers]
Thanksgiving was great, so I was thinking we should also do something for Christmas, or do you have plans?

Nov. 9th, 2013


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Required immediately: entertainment.

Tell me a joke!
Suggest some music!
Send me a picture! (nudes totally acceptable, thx)


I might get bored.


You wouldn't like me when I'm bored.

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Sometimes the best games to play are the long ones.

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I'm so sad it's starting to get too chilly to go do my homework on the beach. I'm thinking I might just toss on a long-sleeved shirt and go do it anyway. It's so much easier to concentrate there than at home with all my sisters.

Nov. 7th, 2013


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Hamlet is depressed, the vet confirmed it. I guess that's what I get for giving him that name, but how could I resist? I'm just happy he hasn't found himself a girlfriend, the last thing I want is to find a drowned pig in my pool or water features. Still, I know it's my fault. I'm not set up for pets really, my place is mostly concrete and I only have decorative grass. And then there's the fact that pigs are apparently super social, it's just me and him for now and maybe I'm not the most attentive. So I pretty much fail at pet ownership. So that and discovering that ultimatums do not a happy husband make, things have been pretty sucky.

I'm starting to think that maybe Hamlet might be better off with someone else, someone better equipped to handle him and his needs. He's a good boy, smart, affectionate, adorably vocal, but right now he's very sad and probably knows he needs a much better home than the one I'm giving him.

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TW: Drug use )

Nov. 6th, 2013


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Congratulations, scientists have taught monkeys to move robotic arms with their minds. They're so far behind me it's laughable. Hah hah!

It won't be long before you're all fat.

Oct. 25th, 2013


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I totally waited until the last minute to find a Halloween costume, crap.

Maybe I can just steal something from the costume department? Well, borrow and return before anyone notices.

Unless anyone wants to toss out some really awesome suggestions that I can make from my own clothes. I am all ears.

Oct. 19th, 2013


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I don't like when I take a nap and wake up bawling. Thanks for nothing, you stupid dreams.

Oct. 14th, 2013


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Locked from Giles Babcock & Kirsty Cotton Babcock


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I find it somewhat intolerable to know that it's not considered socially acceptable to be straightforward about a lot of things. If we were, life would be infinitely better. Sure, it might cause hurt at the start, but then we'd know exactly how things were. We could move on quicker, heal quicker, be a bit more certain that we'd made the right choice.

I'm no one's knight in shining armor, but a lot of times I'd like to fix people and things solely to stop them from being a massive inconvenience to other people. Or me. I just know that this will end bad, and I just know there's nothing I can do about it except be Cassandra, telling it to myself over and over again as I stare at the ceiling, whispering it into the night.

I don't know what I expect to gain from this, really. Just ... letting it out, I suppose. If it stays in, it'll poison me.

Oct. 13th, 2013


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You'll forgive me for this eventually. Or not. Whatever's good for you, really.

What does the Fox Say? )