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Mar. 6th, 2015


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I'm pretty sure that I'm fantastically immature for laughing at this, but hilarity ensues when you put price tags in poorly chosen places.

I can't breathe.

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You know, when I said a few days ago that I had been hoping that somehow my dreams were over, I was stating a fact, not complaining. I wasn't trying to test fate.

At least the explosions have stopped. Instead I'm trying to build a factory to produce Jaffa Cakes of all things with a bloody spaceman and a dwarf. A dwarf who would rather eat Jaffa Cakes and be an insane dictator with a poking stick than live underground doing typically dwarven things, apparently.

I'm starting to think I've gone mad again. These dreams have gone right round the bend from somewhat disturbing to outright stupid.

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With all this court business and some other stuff, I haven't been able to work on my airship. But Korra is breathing down my neck because she wants us to live on it.

Mar. 4th, 2015


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I hate when people insist on asking me why something was wrong after I fix their issue. Like I know why your computer randomly stopped working? What am I, a wizard? Let me look into my crystal ball for you.

Mar. 3rd, 2015


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Coming this summer - SHARKNADO III.

Why, Hollywood, why?

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PERSON NEAL WHO RUNS AN OUTREACH CENTER THAT APPARENTLY LOGAN OWNS:

I didn't know how to get a hold of you. Logan's my ex something something and said you might need help? I like helping, helping is good.

EVERYONE ELSE:

Did you know that KFC in the Philippines has a Double Down hot dog? I kind of want one now, but it also kind of looks disgusting. I think I'd probably only eat it if I was really super drunk.

Edit;
Korea has a Double Down Max, which is a Double Down with a burger in the middle.

NOW I'M HUNGRY

THANKS KOREA

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I knew it wasn't likely based on what I've seen of other people's experiences, but I'd really been hoping that my dreams were a one off.

I'm really starting to think dream me is some kind of sociopath.

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That bearded guy, Sjin. Was he buddies with some monotonous gray asshole?

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I AM SO ANNOYED

I MADE A TUMBLR

IT JUST KEEPS FORCING ME TO SEE THESE TIPS

"YOU HAVE A BLOG" I KNOW I JUST MADE IT

"REBLOG THINGS" NO THAT IS NOT RAD, TUMBLR.

oh my god, sorry I really needed that off my chest.

Mar. 2nd, 2015


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Fine, Taylor Swift, you win. I know all the words to that one song and identify strongly with it.

Ugh, I hate when I bow to pop culture, but she's like some sort of adorable southern siren.

Feb. 27th, 2015


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I must be working myself too hard. I had a dream about being a prince of Asgard.

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Live long and prosper, Leonard. RIP.

Feb. 24th, 2015


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Word of advice, people; never try to prep ingredients for cooking using a machete.

It is never a smart idea.

Feb. 23rd, 2015


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Alright, so I've been bored being bed-ridden, so I'm recruiting the internet in keeping me entertained.

I'm going to ask some questions, people should just... respond?

Uhm, ahem... what's your favorite color, and why?

What's your favorite movie, and why?

Favorite TV show, and why?

And what's your dream house/car/vacation?

Super dumb and generic, but I figured I should entertain myself somehow... right?

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It may only be Monday night but I think that a night of some LGBT Netflix films is in order!

I'm starting off with "Geography Club." Any recommendations of what to watch next?

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The Garage is reopening. Under new Management. Come on by for all your car needs.

Feb. 1st, 2015


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Next coworker of mine who calls off to go to a Super Bowl party I will stab them in the face. Okay, not literally because that's illegal, but when a quarter of your coworkers call off "sick" and you know it's for the Super Bowl you get a little pissy.

Do they all forget we have a TV in the lounge?

calling off today is almost as bad as calling off on Black Friday, New Year's Eve, Halloween and freaking July 4th.

Who wants to bring me a pizza? Or something? We're on the fourth call of the morning, and I just started my shift two hours ago. And I'm pulling a double because we're short handed. Maybe I should start an IV drip for caffeine. B12 would work too...

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They all drowned
I shouldn't have
I can't
Why would they
Oh god


Has anyone figured out a way to survive without sleeping?


[There will be talk of Hunger Games in the comments! So yes. Be warned.]

Jan. 31st, 2015


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Everyone talks about these dreams. I was talking to a bloke last night who says he has a dragon cause of the dreams. Is this all true? Or have I stumbled upon a group for crazy people? Or are you all on drugs? I know that I've had some really bad trips in the past and believed that certain things were real that weren't until I came down.

Jan. 24th, 2015


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I need the number of a good psychiatrist. Those dreams are not normal.

Jan. 22nd, 2015


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SOMEONE BROKE INTO MY HOUSE AND STOLE MY PLANTS!

And my T.V. and X-BOX One. And broke a whole mess of stuff just for kicks.

BUT MY CANNABIS PLANTS. I've got people's orders depending on them, and now I have almost nothing!

They couldn't drag 'em all out of the greenroom so they broke and hacked some off.


And of course I can't even call the cops for this.

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Helloooooo Orange County! How are all of you beautiful, beautiful people?

I am Lalna and I am conducting an extremely sober survey. I have reasons. They aren't secret or anything but I'm going to pretend they are because I like the allure of mystery.

If you feel so inclined, please answer the following questions;

OFFICIALLY UNOFFICIAL ORANGE COUNTY SURVEY OF WEIRD MOTHERTRUCKIN' DREAM CRAP )

Jan. 21st, 2015


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So which date is appropriate for putting out?

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One night stands have some common courtesy rules, too. Geez.

Jan. 20th, 2015


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Finally had my first couple of dreams... they were pretty weird and I have this nasty cut on my shin, it's not bleeding or anything well not anymore I mean. And well I can safely say I'm not going to sleep for a few days, nope, nope, nope.

[private: self]

It really was weird... these dream memories. Meeting Stefan for the first time it was pretty unsettling not to mention those exciting school crush emotions that came after that... very weird. Not to mention of course, also meeting Damon under similar circumstances a part of me just wanted to hold him and kiss him, to tell him that I loved him and like a dream I just couldn't. It was like I was in someone else's body and I was going along for a ride. Very John Malcovich.

I'm also worried about Jeremy, I know he's a smart kid and everything and I know that in reality he wouldn't be involved in drugs but if these dreams are suppose to be memories then I guess that means he was involved with them. It kinda makes me sad that he had to turn in that direction. I want to ask him if he ever thought of taking drugs now, let alone if he had the same dream as I did... super weird. But I know it in my heart that my brother wouldn't do that. I had to ride with that.

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Has anyone found any proof yet that these dreams are just dreams? Nothing based on past or alternate lives or... or parallel worlds or anything like that? Statistics about how related dreams are just a bizarre coincidence?

I need to know that they're just dreams. Just realistic dreams. Really, really, really realistic dreams.

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Caroline Forbes
Have people died in your dreams?


I'm really looking forward to starting my internship this semester. It's going to be great to finally be able to combine the two things I love: psychology and music. (And yea, Stiles, some of those psychology are really crazy, I agree.)

And with that, I just wanted to remind everyone that we do open mics on Wednesdays. We always love to have new people join us.

Jan. 19th, 2015


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I think I was fairly successful in convincing the mugger who thought trying to rob the guy with the sword was a good idea that an épée is a valid weapon to use for self defense. He should be happy I prefer the épée over the sabre. I mean, if he'd had a gun I would have just handed everything over but he didn't so I figured I stood a valid chance. But I'm fine, just at the police station pressing charges, in case anyone is worried.

[Marguerite]

I will come over to your place to prove in person that I'm A-OK if you want.

Jan. 18th, 2015


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My kid's idea of torturing me on a sunday night is making me watch the new season of Worst Cooks of America.

... at least I can make a decent taco after my own time on the show. But I never did master making crepes.

Which is ironic, since the best thing I could make before I ended up on the show was pancakes.

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Does anyone know how hard it is to live out of boxes? I need to find time to unpack the rest of those boxes. And yet I'm finding time to look around this place.

Thought I would listen to my friend and check this thing out. Hello, I'm Amy.

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Has anyone gone an extended amount of time since they last Dreamed?

Jan. 17th, 2015


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My kingdom for an In-N-Out burger.

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So I've been seeing a load of stuff about crazy dreams. Past lives, or some of that sort of rubbish. I never much bothered paying attention to anything on here until recently when my job became so soul rending I needed to reach out for friends, is that pathetic? Yeah, kind of is.

Is this something that happens to everyone? It seems like it from what I've been reading, but it sounds fuckin' mad to me. Any theories from those of us that, like me, still have a full grasp on reality? I personally can't decide if I believe what these people say, or if I'm just lucky I drink bottled water rather than anything from the tap.

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I really loathe having to go into electronics stores. First of all, they try to get me to buy the latest gaming system, which I have utterly no interest in whatsoever. Because I'm of that age, I suppose, where I'm meant to be interested in video games.

I only go in there for parts, honestly. No, I don't want the warranty, I'm going to take it apart anyway. No, I don't want this or that option and yes I absolutely promise this is what I want to buy, not whatever you're getting commission for this month. The OS I run probably isn't compatible with whatever you're trying to foist on me.

I'm this close to laminating my doctorate in Computer Science to keep in my wallet, so I can wave it at people when they try to convince me that I really honestly need this completely unnecessary accessory for my computer. I can't get two feet into the store without being swarmed by people in blue polos asking if I need help.

I don't. I really don't. Kindly sod off.

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Despite having lived in America for some time now, it never ceases to surprise me how seriously Americans take their various holidays. No sooner have we finished with Christmas, than Valentines decorations are ushered out in its place.

I am looking forward to the lull between Fourth of July and Halloween. At least there will be no gaudy decorations for a few months, then.

Jan. 14th, 2015


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I think I'm going to have to start refreshing my European history because of these dreams. I have a decent knowledge of important things, in passing, but dreaming about all these historical figures and being involved in all of these pivotal moments really makes me realize how much I don't know. And, truthfully, it could be interesting to see what varies from my dreams and what actually happened. Though, can you believe it, Athos and I got knighted by King Charles I and then we got taken prisoner by Cromwell - and, of course, who should be agents of Cromwell but D'Artagnan and Porthos. Naturally we're all rather sick of England and are devising a way to save the poor king (a lost cause, I know, but our dream selves are so optimistic) so we can return to France.

And it's a good thing that my last dreams saw fit to give me this locked ebony box. My dream self has a habit of receiving very nice gifts and I like having a proper place to put them. This diamond cross looks quite nice next to the cross from Queen Anne.

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Why would someone steal Captain Hook's Head? That's really sad! And disturbing. I guess someone's going to put it up in their dorm room, or whatever?

...don't they have cameras running on those rides? I guess whoever did it was either really, really good, or...? Or maybe they'll catch them? Or something else!

I think I'd rather have Peter Pan's head than Captain Hook's. If I was taking it to keep it. If I was simply taking it to deface the ride, then I suppose Hook is the way to go.

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Amidst the rising crime rates within Orange County, an unknown person or persons has vandalized Peter Pan's Flight by removing the head of the animatronic Captain Hook for reasons unknown.

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What is it with young people and having to socialize via a non-personable machine like a computer? What is the point of letting your eyeballs melt out of your head from staring at a screen for hours on end? There's a huge world out there full of people you can spend your time talking to in person. You know, if that's your thing. If you don't like people then I suppose you can simply sit there behind your computer, continue typing into that machine and let your eyeballs melt out of your head. Either way, no skin off my back.

I suppose what I'm trying to say is hello, this is pointless.

Jan. 12th, 2015


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I'm going to cry the next time somebody orders a well-done steak.

In other news, though, why is every store sold out of the ridiculously specific toys my sister wants??? Help.

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I've just spent the last three hours trying to explain to a seventy six year old woman how to attach an HDMI cable. If you had asked me before tonight if that were even possible, I would have laughed in your face. Now I'll just stare at you with eyes full of hateful wisdom.

Is anyone out there hiring? I'm getting bloody desperate. I will do literally anything that isn't illegal if it means I never have to answer another question about how to perform a manual reboot on a Bluray player. Spoiler alert; you press the power switch once. Then you press it again. Viola!