Apr. 30th, 2013 at 12:00 AM
Was at grocery store. Doing what normal people do at grocery stores--staring blankly at 300 kinds of cheese. Obviously. And then a teenaged girl comes up to me -- and I want to hope she recognized me from my Vlog but there's really no saying one way or the other -- and asks me if she can lick me.
LICK ME. WHAT EVEN. WHY. IS THAT A THING? A THING PEOPLE DO NOW?
I did what every respectable man might do in that situation, of course.
Grocery store security did have to stop me and remind me to pay on my way out, though. Sigh.
And you know what? I forgot the dang cheese.
LICK ME. WHAT EVEN. WHY. IS THAT A THING? A THING PEOPLE DO NOW?
I did what every respectable man might do in that situation, of course.
Grocery store security did have to stop me and remind me to pay on my way out, though. Sigh.
And you know what? I forgot the dang cheese.