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Apr. 30th, 2021


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I am so making THESE drinks tomorrow. They look so cute. And delicious.

Feb. 28th, 2021


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So has anyone ever been faced with a talking gorilla? I had a dream last night and there was this massive gorilla and it talked, said it's name was Monsieur Mallah. Weirdly enough it did actually sound French.

What was even more disturbing is that it had this...brain in a jar with it...it talked too.

Feb. 25th, 2021


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I swear, I really hate the dreams. At least we weren't harmed in this one. So, dream!Me went off with her big brother to find a way into Mount Weather because that's where 47 of our people are. While we were off trying to find a way in, we were accompanied by a couple of guards from camp.

I'm not a fan of bugs, but there was a ton of them. They were running away, though. Come to find out they were running away from the acid fog. So, dream me followed them and found some moss/tree covered door and had Bell along with one of the guards get it open. It's basically a garage full of old vehicles. Makes you wonder how long ago those vehicles had been used.

So Scott, the guard, hands big brother a gun and decides HEY, WE LOST ONE GUY SO LETS THE FOUR OF US SPLIT UP. Him with his guy and me with my brother. Except that not too far in we heard screams from Scott. Follow the screams and well... Reapers got a hold of them. One of the Reapers was Lincoln. See why I hate these dreams now?

So, myself and Bell found a hiding spot in the garage and used me (my idea not his) as bait in order to get Lincoln's attention. When he came for me Bell used the baton to basically zap him. We've got every intention of taking him home and trying to fix him.

Feb. 3rd, 2021


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First off, I would like to say that overall...Animal Crossing: New Horizons is a fun game.

However...

I dislike that the exercise equipment is mostly just for decoration. The workout bench is basically a bed and the exercise ball only bounces...at least make it a chair. I just want my little dude to workout. It’s not fair that I get to see the animals doing cardio and using small weights while I can’t do either.

Anyway, that’s my rant...sorry.

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So... I'm starting to really wonder about this damn haunted house. Supposedly there was banging on the wall and I'd thought that it was Shirley doing it. Yet, my big sister wasn't doing any such thing. I really, really hate these dreams. That damn house is creepy enough as it is. Add banging on the walls to shit, that makes it worse.

Jan. 31st, 2021


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Nothing like waking up screaming with the fear of almost being turned in to a doll.

My dreams are getting wild, someone was after to hurt my dad, so kidnaped me and was going to turn me into his forever doll.

I saw a female vigilante jump in, but the machine had started, I woke up so not sure how it turned out.

But the fear I was feeling transfer over to the now.

Olivia been extra nice, cuddles, and being good today.

But I'm on my fourth cup of coffee and debating on putting it on Bravo and having whatever Housewife show is marathoning day.

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Y eop
Heip
Heop
Help!

Jan. 30th, 2021


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I keep having the same dreams over and over.

I don't know if there's something I've missed that I'm supposed to figure out before I go forward, or what? But like Lydia and Derek are both further along than me and it makes no sense.

Nothing about these dreams makes sense, though, does it? I've tried to find patterns, I've even made like a crime scene board with yarn connecting points and facts and info, but nothing makes sense even with the visual.

It's like the dreaming is completely random and yet...I feel like there's a reason. Or a pattern, at least. I just can't find it.

Jan. 28th, 2021


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Okay, so I'm curious what other people think about this. I was out earlier and overheard two girls having a conversation about relationships. Girl #1 asked girl #2 if she thought that if you're married and your friends are going to be staying at a hotel overnight if it was appropriate to stay with them. She said she didn't think it was and then started talking about how she didn't think it was right for someone in a relationship to hang out solo with a friend of the opposite sex.

The second part really kind of threw me cause Clary and I hang out solo all the time and as far as I know Izzy doesn't think it's wrong for us to do that. And I would trust Izzy to hang out with guy friends and not do anything. I mean, you have to trust your significant other whether you're just dating or married, right? If you trust them then there shouldn't be a problem with who they're friends with/hanging out with.

Any one else got an opinion? I'm curious what other people think.

Jan. 24th, 2021


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Bo is definitely into the human doctor. Dream me does not like her much. We went to an on call visit for a sick fae. A really sick fae. Dream me does not believe in boundaries. In the dreams I was helping myself to cookies and soup and bread. This fae eats diseased human corpses. The soup was made out of a human corpse.

Jan. 3rd, 2021


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New dream. So I'm talking to this lady and taking down case information details. She's telling me about someone is trying to kill her. Uh huh. Okay. Writing things down. But who? Ms. Snickerpants.

Her cat.

Bo never showed and the lady took off. Probably was crazy anyway. But she called me the assistant!

We've got a different case though. A fae case. Bo got kidnapped by the dark fae. She was hired to find out how a luck fae got conned by a human. We find him but he's already dead...and dead a day before he placed the bet. It looks like we're chasing a Hsein. Body jumpers. According to Trick it's distastful to wear humans. They're for feeding off of.

Bo nearly got herself killed when we went investigating at this gambling ring. I get her to Dyson for some healing and I got left behind again. I went ony my own which wasn't my best idea.

Dec. 31st, 2020


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I had a ninja sword in my dreams. Okay dream fairies it would be super cool if that shows up sometimes. These dreams really take us to crazy town. Bo has a threesome with a fae couple and tries to hire her to kill her husbands mistress. Her husbands mistress turns out to be full on crazy! Tries to kill me because I’m standing between her and Bo. Actually she tries to kill all of us. Bo saves the day and it all ends with a big explosion.

Dec. 6th, 2020


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Obviously, dream me isn't fond of Alec big time. There were chores that needed to be done, horse stalls, and he was going to leave. Alec stopped him momentarily. Talking about how it's unlike him to not do chores.

Well, shit. Dream me isn't exactly... a good kid. Hats, bandana for a mask. That doesn't scream good kid. Fuck. I'm sure he's part of some riot group. Damaging corporate buildings and shit. He's an anarchist.

Seems like dad found out about what dream me did, so when I got back he got touchy about it. Dream me is determined to make Liber8 move. Pretty sure if not for mom seeing him shove me up against the wall, the man would've hit me. Though, I was trying to get him to hit me too. Looks like we had a farm of our own, that would've been mine if we hadn't of moved.

Also, Alec was the one that ratted me out to the old man. And... I decided that I was done with him from that moment on, before walking away out of the stables.

Nov. 30th, 2020


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Dream me took Bo Bo on a day of post-rejection activities. Ice cream for breakfast. Then I took her to destroy some abandoned car and get her frustration out. Smashing lights and the windshield. Wallowing and my playlist. And drinks and shots and more shots.

And I woke up this morning with the hangover dream me has. So uh anyone have a magic cure for a hangover? Asking for a friend.

Nov. 7th, 2020


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You know, these dreams are not giving a lot.

Supposedly my dream brother, Alec, doesn't like these meetings that our dream old man has. Doesn't like the conspiracy freaks.

Dream me thinks he should spend more time with family. He doesn't see us as real family. And dream me flat out told him that we might not be real family, but we're the only thing he's got.

A part of me wants to know what the hell he does in that damn barn that's so important.

Another part of me? It doesn't give a shit.

Nov. 5th, 2020


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I didn't say anything on Halloween when I had the dream, because HALLOWEEN. But WHAT THE HELL DREAMS?!?

That was an intense dream and I hate it already. More than hate it. Like it's... no.

Sep. 11th, 2020


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Well, that was an interesting dream.

Anyone else ever wake up puking because of what you saw in your sleep?

Yeah, that...was unpleasant.

Sep. 3rd, 2020


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Let’s see. Dream number three. I created jobs for us. PI business. First case is a missing girl. My part in this case? To go undercover. In a sorority. Just where I always wanted to be. Not. Cheering and hugging. And so much pink.

Girls night is code for drinking wayyyyy to much. For sorority girls they could drink. So not the torture fest I was imagining. I left to go snoop around and got caught. They didn’t seem mad though.

Turns out the sorority girls weren’t the killers. Bo went missing and I called Dyson. I knew I was outmatched. This fae was called a Kappa. Some Japanese fae that was completely hollowed out its victims. Gross. Dyson killed it. Weak spot? Tea pot like head. Seriously weird.

Sep. 2nd, 2020


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These dreams are going to kill me. Like I swear I'm going to have a heart attack. Scott and I were at the school at night, no one else was there except the janitor. Oh, and the Alpha werewolf that's trying to get Scott in his pack. There were no alarms, no locked doors. Like seriously. My real life school? Locked up like a tomb at the end of the day, no one goes in or out after hours.

But there we were, with the Alpha stalking us. It sent Allison a message to meet Scott at the school. She was with Lydia and Jackson, so they came too. And then we were all like sitting ducks. He'd already killed the janitor, and now he was trying to kill us. Or making us think he was trying to kill us. Jackson wanted me to call my dad because he's the sheriff, but I didn't want to and I hit him! I totally sucker punched Jackson Wittmore and lived to tell it.

Well, my dad eventually did show up, but by then the Alpha was long gone. So was the janitor's body. Scott and I realised the Alpha wasn't trying to kill us, he was trying to make Scott kill us. Kill his old pack, his friends, and join the Alpha's pack. In the dream the Alpha tore the battery out of my jeep and threw it through the window of the classroom where Scott and I were taking cover.

But the cool thing? That jeep is here. It was in the drive way the morning. Keys and all!

Sep. 1st, 2020


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[info]getupandfight
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One, certain Grounders suck. Like a LOT. Two, being shot with an arrow hurts like a bitch. Three, my big brother is starting to see reason. And four, well... see number two. So needless to say, shit ton of pain but Bellamy sent me off with him to stay safe and so he could help.

Aug. 30th, 2020


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Tinder still amuses me. Some people are total trash and some are so fake. I think I've been pretty good about sorting out the fake from the real deal. I admit, sometimes messing with the fake ones is fun. I'm not giving them anything, but I want to see what they say.

Aug. 19th, 2020


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Dream me is an idiot. The things I do, man. And school. The school dream me goes to is a joke. Seriously. The teachers there do not care what we talk about, or what we do, or if we have a beeping heart rate monitor in class. My best friend and I got detention, because I set him up for a fight. But whatever. We were the only two in detention, supposed to be silent working time, right. We sit there and talk about how Scott has something and he can do things no one else can do and that means he has to do something and...the teacher just tells us we can leave. Early. Because we were talking? I don't get it. But it's weird. My whole dream reality is just a little far fetched.

Aug. 8th, 2020


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Blonde? And I don't know what was going on with my hair.

Bobo and I got home and some weird homeless looking guy was in our crack shack. Will-o'-the-wisp. What??? Okay. Fae world. I guess I shouldn't be that shocked. This guy supposedly knows things about Bo's parents but won't give it up until we get his stolen stuff back.

And we were almost shot trying to retrieve it. I'm in over my head in these dreams. Human in a fae world. Sidekick to a Succubus. What could go wrong? Bo nearly killed someone and turned on me when I tried to stop her. There's some guy can that remove his head. Repeat: Removed his freaking head.

Aug. 7th, 2020


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Since I haven't introduced myself yet, might as well. I'm Eliot Spencer. Grew up here in the OC, ran off to take care of business, and now I'm back home. I'm a restaurant owner and head chef at The Silent Dragon. I figured it was about time that I had a place here in the OC too.

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I've been told I should introduce myself. I'm Diego. Grew up here, and now I'm back. There isn't much else to say.

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Dream me? He can stay in the dreams. I'm not entirely sure that I like him very much. At least my brother is my brother in these dreams but... what the fuck?

He's not wrong that calling people things is rude, but that was just. Nope. He can stay firmly in the dreams where he belongs.

Also, OW.

Aug. 6th, 2020


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I do not recommend cross country moves. I have a hell of a lot to unpack but I'm done for the night. I'm going to sit on my lawn chair with a beer and catch the game.

Jul. 28th, 2020


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Is it normal for girls' clothes to not have pockets? Even though I'm usually the one doing the laundry, I honestly never noticed it before. Not until Madison said something about it today, that she wished all of her pants and skirts had pockets in them the way her jeans do, so she always had somewhere to put a cool rock if she came across one.

Jul. 19th, 2020


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You know, I got a full eight hours last night and I still woke up fucking exhausted this morning, just because D in my dreams decided to keep me up all night with some sort of horrific adult sex ed class. I'm never going to sleep without nightmares again.

I almost forgot what a massive pain in my ass these dreams are.

Jul. 8th, 2020


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These dreams are no joke. Where's the pass option?

Jul. 5th, 2020


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So. I think I understand why you all talk about dreams so much. because I had one last night that was super intense. Like it started with me going to my best friend's house and hanging upside down on his front porch which seems like a thing I do often, cause I was really comfortable with it and it just felt normal. But then we went looking for a dead body in the woods, because I'd been listening to my dad's police scanner cause he's the sheriff. He caught me, I abandoned Scott in the woods and the next day he said he got attacked by something, like a wolf but there are no wolves in California.

I started putting the pieces together, and realised my friend had been bit by a werewolf. Completely absurd, I know. He blew me off, but then he invited the new girl to a party and the party was the night of the full moon and I had a really bad feeling about it. I did a lot of research and when Scott came over, he got really angry with me which never happens because he knows how I am, and he slammed me into the wall and I thought he was going to hit me, but he didn't and he went to the party, but he had to leave because he started turning into a werewolf!

LYDIA! You were there and you like completely blew me off. Like that was normal. So rude! And DEREK was there too! Being broody and creepy and sulky too.

Jul. 3rd, 2020


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A lot has happened since I've come home. So, I figure that I might as well introduce myself. Some of you know my family, some of you don't. Which is fine.

So, hi. I'm Julian Murphy. Twin brother to John Murphy and brother to Davina.

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I'm not one to believe in the whole idea that the Dreams like to 'troll' us or the like.... but doing the supposed 'greatest hits' of my relationship/marriage in them on the anniversary of when my divorce was finalised? Sometimes I have to reconsider that belief.

Jul. 2nd, 2020


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With how bad the fireworks have been lately, I spent the last week of June at our cabin and probably won't be coming back for another week at least.

My dreams weren't even a war but they had the same effect.

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It's a good thing the delivery guy can't see what's in the box. Otherwise he'd be judging me on the quantity of duct tape I just ordered for the garage. Somehow we're out of it already.

[info]fragilebones
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So like, Hi. I'm Stiles. At least that's what everyone calls me. Trust me, it's easier than my actual name, because unless you're Polish, you probably can't pronounce it anyway. And even if you are Polish you might not be able to pronounce it. I'm not even Polish, my parents just decided to saddle me with a Polish name. And then somewhere along the way, I adopted my grandfather's nickname, and that's what stuck. So yeah. Hi. I'm Stiles. I like to talk. Sorry. Except not really.

Jul. 1st, 2020


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So, in the dreams, the group is moving on, trying to get to Ft Benning. Honestly, I don't have much hope. But at the moment it doesn't matter. We got caught by a hoard, most of them had to hide under cars and hope for the best. The asshole who left my brother cut himself, and I ended up saving his sorry ass by dragging him down and throwing a corpse over him. Not a fun time. Then one of the kids caught a walker's attention and she ended up bolting into the woods and I tried to track her. Apparently dream me is a survivalist or something, because I know my way around hem woods. Didn't find the girl, though, and by mid afternoon a bunch of us headed back to the highway, Rick and Shane and Carl stayed back to have another look around for Sofia. What chance does a 12 year old kid have, alone in the forest that's infested by walkers? It don't look good for her.

Sep. 16th, 2017


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Against my better judgement, because apparently I need a hobby, I have decided to potentially take up a class of students. If willing, I will be teaching self defense and attack strategies. Much of it will be my own personal fighting style so be honored. A lot of you have developed powers through these so called dreams, but I'll bet a good deal of you don't know shit about how to throw a punch and in this town it seems like something you might need down the line. You can't always rely on your powers alone. You need a fallback and how to use that fallback.

This class won't be for the faint of heart. There will be a waiver and I will need information on your next of kin. Also, training will be taking place at my personal home so don't make me regret inviting you or I'll make YOU regret it.

Idiots need not apply.

Sep. 11th, 2017


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John Jesus H. Christ on a motherfucking bike, this place is fucked. If I could stop switching places with the dude I share a dreamspace with, that'd be cool. It's awkward as shit. Think of the most awkward thing, tell me what it is, and I will tell you that switching places with someone randomly is even more awkward. Fucker didn't even switch with me to get me to the front of the line at the breakfast place for a damn Eggywich, I ended up in the back of the bar which, actually, tequila at 9:00 am sounds pretty good right now.

There's also this cultist named Andrei Ulmeyda and his fanatic followers ain't above killing each other to get all 12 action figures of him (which appeared this morning in my bedroom). Who the hell would kill someone for an action of figure of some fucker with a fro dressed like an astronaut? Nevermind that he literally exploded in front of me and his blood killed everyone in the vicinity.

At least I got a ring that shoots fire. Shit.

Aug. 11th, 2017


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Alright, bitches, I'm just gonna come out and say it.

So there's like a good chance I'm going to do something stupid in these dreams and, say, oh, sacrifice myself to do some kind of portal-closing that may or may not result in my death.

And in the effort to prepare and not scare the living crap out of my boyfriend or brother (depending whose house I'm at) in case it carries over, is there anyone that can do some kind of resurrection voodoo shit? You know, the kind that brings me back like a normal person and not a zombie or whatever. And that doesn't involve someone going to some kind of version of an afterlife to fetch my soul.

Thanks Valarnet. I'm only freaking out a little

Aug. 7th, 2017


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[info]redruby
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Look how shiny it is!

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This is my car. Like, my dream car that actually became my car. Here. I have a car. It just appeared in the lot behind the B&B this morning, which is great, because I didn't have to take the bus to work today.

I mean, we're all under some curse because the Evil Queen is evil, and are stuck on this Groundhog Day loop (or were, until the new sheriff came to town - that's so country western) and I'm a waitress with this tacky uniform that is barely even clothing, but I have a car.

Just wanted to share that.



Things will probably get worse, because how could it not, in a cursed town? But I'll just be over here not thinking about it.

Aug. 2nd, 2017


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Hard to believe that in exactly a month, I'll be married. If you'd asked me whether or not I thought I'd be here about three years ago, I'd have laughed wholeheartedly. Ah, how things change. But at least for this wedding (unlike in my dreamland - plus that wedding was officiated by Jiminy Cricket and interrupted by a curse or something, what else is new), it'll happily involve my very first love. The ocean, and my ship. The Roger's all ready to go to host a gathering and most are invited provided that you don't act like a twat. Or try to curse us because I will bloody well kill you.

Our daughter's also turning one a week later, so while we'll spend our wedding night someplace fun the trip to Spain won't come until after we've celebrated with her and friends. She's already got an outfit but she needs a wee cake to smash, I presume. Something not with baby fondant, if anyone's got suggestions.

Jul. 24th, 2017


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It really should not be surprising that a dark ops group that fake their recruits deaths would be prepared to completely destroy each and every one of them with an automatic fail safe. And yet, here I sit, surprised.

On a less deathy note; wtf does one do with apple trees? Someone failed to inform me that my property has about six apple trees in the damn yard and the birds are starting to piss me off.

Jul. 7th, 2017


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It's rather irritating how your dreams stop whacking you over the head when you try to sleep, at least for the time being (though after getting married and maintaining some semblance of 'happy ending' I'm not certain where else this codswallop can go) though you still continue to get gifts. Especially ones that remind you of what an awful person you once were - though really, it's quite fitting for a pirate to keep murder trophies as shinies in a sea chest. Rings and other assorted jewelry, along with an empty bottle of booze and a spyglass. I've such use for this here, truly. Or not.

Anyway, hope you lot enjoyed the Fourth of July. I admit I don't understand the need for such patriotism, but then again, I don't understand Thanksgiving either. Or how embarrassing Americans are in general.

Though I will say if you're in need of a greasy breakfast for a hangover cure, the British do it right. I've been staring at that for ages and it makes me want to take a trip to Belfast even more. Not sure if they've got the ostrich eggs but an Ulster fry shining with grease ought to hit the spot.

Jul. 6th, 2017


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The name's George and I just moved to dear ol'America.

Seems I moved into my new place just a wee bit too late actually. I missed all the fireworks, now whit am I going to unpack to, yeah? Side note: why is it so bloody hot here? I feel like I am wearing a wool jumper when I'm not. Gaunnae take a look around soon. Get a lay of the land and all that.

Och, right, starting Uni in the fall. Irvine to be exact.

Jul. 2nd, 2017


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Hi network! I'm Ruby and I'm new - not new to the area, but new to this website. In fact, I actually help out with Granny's Bed & Breakfast here in Newport Beach, mere steps from the beach, and consider this my first and official plug for our place! It's cozy and fun could use a bathroom remodel and some more modern furniture but whatever, and we cook everything fresh and in-house. Lately we've been barbecuing in the garden with guests!

So come on by if you're looking for a quiet getaway, or even a romantic getaway with that special someone.

And as for moi (because you're just so curious, right?), I'm from BC Canada and am looking to study Criminal Justice soon, once I save up the money because this student loan thing you guys have going on in the States is killer. Right now I take the gen eds at Coastline Community College. I've been so busy helping with the B&B I haven't explored much, and this county's definitely bigger than my village back home. What cute person or persons want to make recommendations for things to do? Don't all jump at once now!

Jun. 19th, 2017


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I feel as if I should post this for my sister's sake, but I assume many of you would be intrigued by such a stellar invention. Los Angeles isn't terribly far either. Thank fuck it doesn't taste like licorice - I was introduced to the wonders of horchata by my fiancee and I'm quite the believer now.

It was certainly a black ice cream kind of weekend, however. Got drunk, sunburned, and attacked by a kraken while out at sea - the first two are expected, but the latter was sort of an annoyance. I at least managed to steal some of its blood as a benefit from the ordeal. Still, the sailing adventure overall was jolly good fun and I'm reminded how much I truly love the majesty of my briny mistress.

Jun. 5th, 2017


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We really should tag these bloody network posts or something. Because I've got a feeling the question 'what the fuck should I do with an engagement ring that popped up in this universe?' has been asked before. It's rather nice, actually, but the ring I gave my fiancee here is much better. You'd also think it would be awkward getting a ring meant for someone else but it's not - I'm engaged to the right person now, she's married to the right person for her, and the only awkward thing about this anal thunder was that there was an actual musical number during our dream wedding.

I'm so bloody glad I didn't start singing with the rest of you lot, and I don't plan to sing on my actual wedding day either.

Anyway, hopefully my fiancee still wants to get us on the same health insurance on that magical day in September after all, because look what I've recently brought home:

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His name's Prince Charming and I feel good about my chances since I've caught Regina snuggling him too.

May. 15th, 2017


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SO I HAVE A CAT NOW.... I'm also blonde with really long hair and blue eyes um. But my face is the same!!!

My mom didn't seem to mind, and we had a really great mother's day for her!

But I woke up today holding a brooch and a cat at my side! Her name is Luna and in the dreams she can talk! I tried to make her talk today but she just stared at meeee. So I put a ribbon around her neck. isn't she cuuuute?!

I guess Im kind of a super hero in my dreams now. And we're looking for the rest of the sailor guardians. I'm Sailor Moon now.

May. 8th, 2017


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I didn't go to school today..I don't really feel like going at all this week but I know I need to. My chest and my head hurt real bad. The faint outline of the moon mark on my forehead showed up, but i can hide it pretty good with my bangs. but thats not really the worst part.

Has..anyone else dreamed they died?