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Jun. 16th, 2012


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You know, I think the Romans had the right idea with the whole gladiator bit. A few fights to the death every month'd reduce the surplus population of idiots and give us a nice bout of entertainment as well.

Jun. 15th, 2012

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Disneyland, airport terminals, the price of gas.

What do they all have in common?

Jun. 10th, 2012


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so i can't ever go back to disneyland

oops

May. 22nd, 2012

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Fire.

The only way to do laundry.

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strange new world


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Avocados = Disgusting

Why do you Californians put them in everything? I mean, I saw avocado gelato the other day.

May. 13th, 2012

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Bottoms up.

May. 9th, 2012


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Fact: FBI briefings are twenty times more unbearable with a hangover.

May. 7th, 2012


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Bread fell on the ground and landed on the buttered side. So now it doesn't really matter anymore that it was buttered on the wrong side. At the same time I remembered that I've run out of tea. And the elderly lady who wanted to welcome me to the neighbourhood with a box of macaroons collapsed on my doorstep and died before the ambulance arrived. What made it worse was that her skirt rode up when she fell, revealing those cotton granny-panties for all the world to see.

Covered her with my jacket because it was kind of disturbing.

Now. How do I get dead elderly lady smell out of my jacket? Already washed it three times and it still smells weird.

May. 2nd, 2012

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Blood, ketchup, hot sauce? Does it frakking matter? They all stain the same way.