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Oct. 30th, 2018


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You know what? I can deal with all this other fuckery this place throws at me, but do you know what I can't deal with?

My fucking arm occasionally attempting to strangle me or punching me in the goddamn face when I'm trying to sleep.

Oct. 29th, 2018


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I don't know who's behind all the electrical fuckups going on but you better fix it soon. My damn studio just attacked me. Literally.

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I don't remember who gave me the idea but thanks to whoever made me think of picking up a French press as a backup in the event of future coffeepot death. I had to unplug mine after it started beeping at me in morse code today so - coffee emergency averted thanks to already having a backup in place.

Oct. 28th, 2018


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I walked into an elevator and I thought I heard laughter.

And now I'm stuck in the elevator.

And it's making 'yum' sounds.

I could break out easily but I don't want to damage someone's property.

Oct. 26th, 2018


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So we all remember my wonderful con buddy Nick, right? Turns out he's smarter than he seems. Sly fox.

He has all his paperwork in order and an answer for everything. I don't like him. I wanna smack that pretentious smirk off his stupid face. He's the kind of guy the world has to watch out for because he's too ingenious for his own good.

To make matters worse, I ended up wanting to prove him wrong so badly that I made a fool out of myself and walked in wet cement. Being a bunny, I sank pretty far too. Good first day on the job. It had started out so well too.

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I finally grasp the concept everyone been talking about with having dreams.

It's was haunting, dreary, I killed a girl who was my best friend?, just daunting.


I need to center myself, figured after hot yoga tonight, going to offer a free hour meditation class.


Since it's last moment, not taking reservations - anyone is welcome till we are full.

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Anyone up for a little fun on October the 30th?

Oct. 25th, 2018


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Well I'm never eating skittles again. The new commercial is just too disturbing. Who wants candies that are coming out of a giraffe when you're milking it?

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No, Mom, I don’t really want to fly out to join you for you hosting a marathon of your own fake ghost show on Halloween. I’m not homeschooled anymore, I actually have a schedule to go by. You remember, that tuition thing you’re paying for? I’ve got classes to take and projects to work on. That, and I still don’t know how to bring up the whole “hey you know how you didn’t tell me about the other half of my family my entire life?” thing.

Oct. 24th, 2018


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So had the first casualty of my living out here finally - RIP coffeepot. You served me well over the years, kept me well caffeinated with my insane schedule and family. Now to find your successor before next week since I know I'll need one at my place on Halloween if I'm going to survive work. What's the best place to buy one out here? And if anyone suggests I go to a place that sells nothing but those damn Keurig machines I make no promises about resisting the urge to cuss your ass out.

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You call me today wanting to hire me to put together an office Halloween party for Friday night and don't understand why I refused? Maybe because you're giving me two days to put together an event that generally takes at least two weeks because you don't have a location, a caterer, a DJ or anything else already lined up? The customer should be counting themself lucky I didn't burst into laughter on the phone with them and hang up. I've been getting clients wanting to work on their Christmas and New Years parties since September because they understand nothing good can be thrown together at the last minute.

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So it occurred to me tonight as I was unpacking the last of my boxes - I've shared a placed with Andromeda for more years than not since we met at boarding school. I'm fairly certain if you add it all up I've actually lived with her for longer than I did with my parents.

Oct. 22nd, 2018


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So I'm not much for decoratin' on Halloween. Not like I want those little rugrats comin' around asking for free candy and all that.

But I figure, maybe this time I'll give it a shot.

Cut for image )

'Course I think I'll put an extra chair there for me on the day, so I can just sit there and drink along with 'em as my blue, beautiful self.

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Alright. I need some recommendations. What's the scariest haunted house, park, building, event, etc that you have been to?

Oct. 20th, 2018


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Did you know they made a movie out of the HAUNTED MANSION ride at Disneyland? I just found out about this! I mean, I know the Pirates of the Caribbean was a big hit, but I had no idea there was a Haunted Mansion ride. I remember watching that special on television that showed how they made the Haunted Mansion with the mirrors and stuff? Like, a bajillion years ago. I'd like to go some day and ride the ride.

Has anyone seen the Haunted Mansion movie??

Oct. 19th, 2018


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Apparently saying "men are trash" will get you put into Facebook jail for supposed hate speech. But trashy men or men are trashy pricks? Totally fine.

This has been a public service announcement because fuck that shit.

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I was in Autozone picking up some parts for a job and I literally had a man try to explain spark plugs to me.

For those of you not car savvy, that's a bit like explaining what a keyboard is to a computer geek.

I'm just... and he wouldn't let me get a word in edgewise, I was about ready to hit him!

Oct. 12th, 2018


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Tailed a supposedly 'blind' man the other day ... as he drove all over town. Looks my client won't be getting sued for making said man blind.

But really, how stupid can you be?

Oct. 8th, 2018


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Well, Chris has shown up in my dreams. It was kind of strange to see my aunt and uncle again. It's been over a year since the accident. I never really got along with either one of them, but it was kind of nice to see them again.

I say kind of, because they decided to drop Chris off with me with absolutely no warning whatsoever and fucked off back to New York. Still traumatized, still mute, and me in the middle of a big case.

So my dream self did what was clearly the most logical thing, and dropped him off with the serial killing, drug dealing, horse race fixing, ballerina stealing, sweets-loving freak I've been investigating for the last year to babysit him.

Normally I'm down with dream me's decisions, but I'm really starting to think it's time he gets some actual friends.

Oct. 6th, 2018


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When the American Bar Association warns against putting someone on the bench and you do it anyway because of politics, you are a very special sort of stupid. Whether or not he did what he was alleged to have done (and I personally believe Ford), you can’t tell me that he has the demeanor you want someone on the supreme court to have. Judges are meant to be unbiased and level headed. That’s why we have judges. The Supreme Court is meant to decide if laws go against the spirit and letter of the constitution or not without dragging their own personal politics or other biases into effect. He was given his seat because of his bias. Everyone that voted yes deserves to be voted out of office.

Sep. 29th, 2018


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I've been trying to figure out what Scoob and I are gonna do for Halloween this year. I found this costume, and it's pretty cool. Check it out.

Scooby's Halloween Costume? )

Then again, maybe it's a bit too much?

Sep. 13th, 2018


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OH MY GOD.

MY OLD PARTNER IS IN MY DREAM AND HE'S SUCH A CON ARTIST! LITERALLY!

A fox, a pretend elephant, and a bunny walk into an ice cream shoppe... )

WHERE ARE MY DREAMS TAKING ME?

Sep. 12th, 2018


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The dreams left me yet another object from Wakanda. This time from my second set of dreams.

My sister Shuri made this for me and it is quite incredible. The entire suit fits inside the necklace. Nano technology, it is a wonderful thing.

This now makes 3 distinct Black Panther costumes/suits I now have.

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Sep. 3rd, 2018


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I have a lot of questions about the dream I had last night. Like why I let D pretend I was his boyfriend why, when deciding to research how to defend against vampires, my first choice was to crack open a Playgirl magazine. And why Playgirl actually had answers. And what the hell is D And why my dreams decided I needed to have said magazine and a photo of D's grandpa. Who, coincidentally, looks exactly like D, except wearing normal clothes. It's downright creepy. That's definitely going in the bottom of the sock drawer.

Aug. 23rd, 2018


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I'm finally going back to active duty at work today, and Alex will be getting out of prison it looks like life is going to finally start getting back to whatever counts as normal here. It would be nice if things actually stay normal for a while.

Chris, my kid brother, hasn't been dealing with things so well. I ended up calling his sister in New York last night and had a long talk with her about something that could help get his confidence up, and it sounds like he's always been an animal lover. Given how fucking stupid people are, I can't say I blame him.

Anyway, I don't suppose anyone knows of any sort of... activities or programs for a seven year old that would let him deal with animals on a regular basis, do they? I really need to find something that will help take his mind off all the shit he needs to deal with on a regular basis.

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Holy shit, apparently it's been a long fucking while since the last time I posted on this thing.

But after spending an afternoon in jail, I'm pretty sure I needta start coming up with better ways to spend my time when this place isn't deciding to throw a fit.

The fuck do you all do for fun around here?

Aug. 8th, 2018


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I think I might have had one of those dreams you all are talking about, just in time for my birthday. At least, I think I might have. It felt real, but it didn't make much sense. It was my birthday in my dream too, and I was spending it in what I think must have been a safe house with a woman, who I think was my girlfriend. But at the same time, I was also spending it with six other people in a Korean prison, a German club, a beach in Italy, a yard in Kenya, a picnic in San Francisco, and at home in Mexico. And then we all had a

Are all these dreams this confusing at first?

Aug. 3rd, 2018


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What. The. Fuck.

Jul. 11th, 2018


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Right. Because a female, bunny cop couldn't possibly be able to handle major cases like the rest of these big dumb brutes.

They put me on meter maid duty. Awesome. At least dream me was able to try and do the best she could. Even I'm in awe of her tenacity.

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Well then. Unnervingly realistic dreams take one.

It was just my childhood, but it wasn't? I grew up in L.A. in real life, but in it? Some place called Central City. I can't find it on maps..Pretty sure it was just my brain being wacky, but I can't let it go? Trying to do research on Central City and coming up with nothing. It felt so real though..

Anybody heard of Central City before?

Jul. 9th, 2018


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As much as these dreams have been a headache, with a capital H, at least I got something pretty damn cool out of them. Though I could have done without reliving what happened to Sterling again.

I'm not normally one for selfies, but say hello to my new jacket.

Cut for image )

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The problems of my previous dreams- namely, how to separate Temeraire and I so the Chinese can whisk him away back to China - seem to be resolved: I will be accompanying Temeraire to China. I cannot say it sits right with me, being taken out of the front lines of one of the deadliest wars in all of history for more than a year (as I must. A one way journey to China, especially on a ship built like the Allegiance, will take upwards of six months, with favourable weather the whole time. We can hardly expect to be so fortuitous), but Temeraire has proven himself vital to the war efforts, and more important still to my dreamself as a companion and a confidante, and so every effort must be made to keep him British. Perhaps I should not be so anxious, however; if history holds true, there will still be eight years of fighting after our return assuming that we're both permitted to return.

If only our diplomat, a Mr. Arthur Hammond, felt the same way in regards to Temeraire. No, he seems keen on allowing the Chinese embassy to do what the will, damn the consequences. We have only just begun our journey to China, and relations are already strained between the British and the Chinese. I can only hope that in the next six months, no one lights a match to this powder keg though I can hardly expect such good luck.

Jul. 2nd, 2018


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Finally getting back to work today. Granted I'm stuck manning the desks instead of doing something actually useful, but it sure is better than binging that Lethal Weapons TV show some more.

I just really wish that my dreams hadn't decided to welcome me back to work with a dream where D tricked me into rigging a horse race. I don't know why I'm surprised, or how I didn't see this coming. Of course a human trafficking, drug dealing serial killer wouldn't be above fixing gambling matches. Still. Pisses me off. Especially after I put a bet on the horse in question.

Anyway, D blatantly breaking the law in front of my face or not, I don't think there's a goddamn thing on earth that could ruin my good mood today.

Jun. 27th, 2018


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Is talking about your dreams something that happens here a lot? I've noticed a lot of posts to this thing mention them. Is there some kind of study you people are all involved in?

Jun. 10th, 2018


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Google is apparently celebrating the garden gnome today (just go with it) and in doing so is running a rather addictive game through their search pages in which you fling various garden gnomes Pumkin' Chunkin' style along a garden path to plant as many flowers as you can.

If you're looking to kill a few minutes (or an hour) take a look.

Jun. 9th, 2018


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Glad to know that I have the same type of smart mouth in the Dreams as I do here. Bianca might have cut me off but I know myself - I was going to tell Dr. Thorn to shove his army up his monster ass. At 10. I kind of like 10 year old me. Turns out the school our family lawyer moved us to from the Lotus Hotel was being run by a manticore, which for anyone who doesn’t know is a very fucked up looking monster with the face of a man, the body of a lion and the tail of scorpion that it shoots stuff at you with, and we have to get rescued from him by other demigods. Because for all my smartassness I’m still just a kid and didn’t have a weapon and someone named the General wanted us brought to him because we’re apparently pretty powerful demigods.

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I'm dreaming these dreams a lot now and it feels like I'm some kind of horror movie. I dreamed that a hole opened up in my bathroom in my apartment. I was pretty desperate to get out, so I crawled through it and the next thing I know I was sitting on this wicked long escalator going down into what I think is subway station. It's completely abandoned except for this woman named Cynthia. She thinks we're in a dream. Her dream. She asks me to help her find the exit and I agree, but before we go even four feet she get's sick and goes into the bathroom. She never comes out and then I'm attacked by these...things. I don't know what they are. They're kind of a cross between a dog and a big cat of some kind with these super long barbed tongues. I kill them with a lead pipe and look for Cynthia, but I can't find her. I do find another hole that takes me back to my apartment. Then Cynthia calls me demanding to know why I left and says if I need tokens she has them.

What the actual hell is going on?!

Jun. 8th, 2018


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Another dream, another murder. Though, this time, D didn't do it. Actually, he ended up helping me solve it, which is kind of annoying. I hope he's not expecting me to owe him one, because the only thing I owe him is a one-way ticket to the slammer. Also, I'm starting to be pretty damn sure he can talk to animals. Dream me's convinced he's losing his damn mind, seeing as people can't fucking talk to animals, but I've seen enough weird shit over the last few months to think that D standing for Dolittle isn't that much of a stretch.

Jun. 3rd, 2018


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Now we are planning a trip to Vegas. It's the ultimate expansion, but it would also be such a huge expense in the outset. I know we can use a few skills to get a decent contract on a place, but it's a lot.

Enzo )

May. 27th, 2018


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You know, there's optimism and then there's optimism! Dream!me got settled into her dingy and very very tiny apartment. Loud neighbors, weird landlady, the whole works. Does that dissuade her from her big calling to the big city? NEVER!

She loves it all. I'm in love with dream me.

Does that sound as full of myself as I think?

May. 26th, 2018


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I had the most bizarre dream last night. My brother and I were children, and he'd transformed himself into a snake, because he knows that I love snakes. So I went to pick up the snake to admire it and he transformed back into himself. He was like 'Yeah it's me!" And he stabbed me.

I believe we were eight at the time.

That is so something that Loki would do, too.

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So over 300 emails in the last few days about GDPR. Seriously people? This shouldn't be a last minute thing, anybody with European customers should have known about it and sorted it out before this.

May. 24th, 2018


[info]under_arrest
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You know what I miss? The good old days where if you wanted to get something off your fucking phone and onto your goddamn computer, you just used a USB cable and dragged and dropped. Why the fuck do they always have to make shit so goddamn complicated? I fucking downloaded like, three programs to figure this shit out and I still couldn't get the file off my fucking phone.

In other news, it looks like I'm going to need a new computer. And maybe a drywaller.

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Well, I could not stand by forever, it would seem. A group of terrorists intended to set off a bomb in a courthouse in London, but I stopped them and saved the people they'd taken hostage. Apparently I can move faster than bullets from an assault rifle. And the looks on those men's faces when I stopped them and saved everyone was rather priceless.

Though I cannot deny there is a palpable vacuum in the world with Superman being dead. There is more chaos and fear in the air as the world mourns. I have a sense of dread about what is yet to come.

May. 23rd, 2018


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I always love when somebody starts trying to dictate to me how I should run my class. It was exactly what I’d been missing since I started there - another instructor, who’s never even been in one of my classes and doesn’t even teach the same style that I do, coming to tell me exactly what I’m doing wrong. Look. If the owner doesn’t have a problem with how I teach and my students aren’t dropping, then I can’t be messing up too badly. So how about you go bother someone who actually gives a shit what your unqualified opinion is.

May. 22nd, 2018


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So is this where everyone comes to let out their feelings? I approve!

May. 16th, 2018


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When my dreams first began, we had a dragon expert take a look at Temeraire to determine his breed, and it was decided that he must be a Chinese Imperial, a rare dragon rarely seen outside of China. Whoever, with the revelation of Temeraire's destructive roar in my last dream, the same expert concluded that he must be a Chinese Celestial, rarer still than the Imperial and never seen beyond China's boarders.

It seems as he was correct, as word of our victory must have reached China, and they have sent an embassy to retrieve Temeraire so as to return him to China. As loathe as I would be to see him go, had Temeraire chose to return with them, I would have willingly said my farewells. But as it stands, they insist on using all sorts of underhanded methods to convince him to go, including lying to him and trying to force me to lie when Temeraire did not believe them, and calling me a thief to my face when Temeraire's egg had been won as a fair prize in a naval battle.

I may have lost my temper with First Lord Admiral Barham, which I am sure guarantees that, in the event Temeraire chooses to return to China, I will have lost my position in the Navy. Though that is hardly my most dire concern, as I disobeyed orders and saw Temeraire once they caused him to lose his temper, which is a almost certainly a court martial, but that Temeraire also scooped me up, quite of his own accord, and flew off to Dover to engage in battle.

I'm nearly certain that this means I will be arrested in my next set of dreams. At least I can still cherish my freedom in my waking life.

May. 14th, 2018


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My last job is complete, and it's going to be a beautiful tower, but I'm not needed anymore except for consultations.

So if anyone needs any designing done for their homes or businesses, I'm free! Well, the consultation is free.

May. 13th, 2018


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GUYS! I graduated, top of my class and got a job in the heart of Zootopia, BUT THERE'S SOMETHING EVEN BETTER! In my dream, there was this song that was SUPER catchy and I've been singing it all day! I was getting a coffee and someone overheard me (only slightly embarrassing) and said they loved that song too!

A little confused, I may have freaked out on them a bit, asking if they dreamed of being an animal and I only got a scared response that it was on YouTube AND IT IS.

WHAT IS HAPPENING? Has anyone else heard of this??

Try Everything
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Apr. 30th, 2018


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How can May 1 be tomorrow? The year just started.

In other news, the New York trip is on. I bought the tickets today. The bar proprietors convention should be fun.