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Dec. 24th, 2014


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Not even home for a complete day, and I get the cops called on me. Apparently the neighbors aren't too cool with me having my personally made fireworks tossed in the sky for Christmas Eve. They were actually fireballs exploding in the sky and not as pretty, but it was bright and warm? Semantics, I say.

Quit suppressing my religious holiday freedom, OC. Also, why are you so damn cold?

Dec. 21st, 2014


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First Christmas with Shogo and this is gonna be awesome!

Dec. 15th, 2014


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Nobody panic.

But I'm totes not a vampire anymore! MY HEART IT BEATS AND IT BEATS FOR CHOCOLATE YO

Oct. 11th, 2014


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Since I'm like...really bored, I was thinking, who wants to parkour with a sexy vampire? I won't cheat, I promise.

Sep. 1st, 2014


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ever stop and think that necromancy is a form of recycling?

Aug. 31st, 2014


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Okay, but consider this....

Fireworks only on one holiday a year.

We could always be more original and pick something else for Labor Day.

THANK.

Aug. 20th, 2014


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I have to ask..

Is anyone else.. not having weird dreams?

Or am I the one who's the strange one here?

Aug. 11th, 2014


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Not to be a killjoy, but.

Is it me, or does the news report about the two bodies being drained of blood scream "vampire"?

Aug. 8th, 2014


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It's always a good feeling when I wake up, look in the mirror, and see myself still human attractive.

A real good feeling, actually.

Aug. 7th, 2014


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The Frost Academy will be closing its doors this summer. Full refunds have been provided to all parents who paid for the fall term. If you were signed on to do a guest lecture, I'm afraid I'll have to cancel that arrangement.

[filtered to X-men, but filtered away from Hank]
And which one of us is going to be the one to tell Hank that he turns blue? I doubt it should be me, but I feel as if an event like that ought to come with a warning.

Jul. 24th, 2014

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None of the flyers I posted around town seemed to be getting any attention, so I thought I'd advertise here.

Looking for members to join a 3 piece punk band. I've got lead guitar down, just need a drummer and bassist. Name's already picked out: White Silk Chinchillas. Totally non-negotiable. Hit me up.

Jul. 23rd, 2014


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Heard a little rumor that if I wanted to mingle with the locals, this was the place to be.

I'm Garrus.

I'm also bad with social networks. Don't mind the eventual awkward.

Jul. 18th, 2014


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Has anyone ever had a dream about your Dream self? They say that dreams are the subconscious and pull from your experiences. So what's to say that all the dreams that feel like a Dream are that? Because I don't want this one to be

Also, I can't wait to get back to my usual afternoon shifts. Opening has not gotten 'better' as I get used to it.

Jul. 14th, 2014


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Dear vampire-slaying Dream Me,

You just totally failed at your job when you started falling for a vampire. Sure, you didn't know, but the signs were there. No one has a complexion like that unless they're dead.

I can't even begin to explain how much of a fail this is.

No love,
Normal-You

Can I get off this train of craziness now?

Jul. 10th, 2014


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Operation Wolverine People
Day.. what number are we on ... of Babysitting turned camping party. I am pretty sure there is not enough booze in the world to handle this migraine. Also woke up after a dream, not a Dream, just a regular dream, but it wasn't mine.


That. Is going to take some getting used to. So while I'm me and functional, I'm going to go make us real food. You know because surviving on smores, jerky and beer is not actually a good idea. Any requests? if not you may get a weird mix of Southern and Canadian. Fair warning.

Lina
If you ever have the chance to absorb someone's personality into your head SAY NO. Waking up from a dream that is, you know, not about me or mine, or even a Dream, is so awkward it's not even funny.

Jul. 6th, 2014


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I finally get a chance to sign up for this network and it just so happens to coincide with the day that half of my underthings seem to have gone missing.

This is what I get for having to wash laundry in a public laundromat. Has there been some mysterious red panty snatching thief running about?

Listen, I'm not about to complain about someone loving my underpants enough to make off with them, but you've only snatched the red ones and some of those weren't even the more interesting pairs.

But you did it without my even noticing, so full marks for that.

Edit: Mildly NSFW things going on in the comments.

Jul. 4th, 2014


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So like I can't sleep.

Not that I ever sleep.

I literally can't sleep.

I had this thought.

'MERICA!



Jun. 22nd, 2014


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Along with the creepy ancient tomb thingy of demonology and vampire slaying, I woke up with a wooden stake underneath my pillow and I think it's name is Mr. Pointy. I'm not sure why I think it even has a name, except that my brain knows that it has a name. Who names a stake? You name teddy bears and cute pets. You don't give names to wooden weapons. You just don't.

I think I have a split personality going on and she's convinced she's a vampire slayer. Unless someone is strategically breaking into my apartment and leaving Halloween props around like it's an Easter Egg hunt.

Jun. 19th, 2014


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I woke up this morning to a loud thumping noise and realised that it was the sound of my heart beating. Something it hasn't done in months, and now is finally doing again.

It is... interesting how used to being undead you become, when you finally transition through it all. I forgot about things like breathing, or temperature changes. I think I'll miss the things being a vampire awarded me. Superhuman strength, and speed. I'll have to adjust my fighting style all over again.

But it's worth it to be able to eat real food. Speaking of that, I'm starving. Cass, we should order in a bunch of pizzas tonight!

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Since the Fourth of July is roaring it's glorious head around the corner, it's time to plan some festivities! Party festivities. The drinky kind surrounding a bonfire on our sandy shores, and watching the pretty explosions in the sky.

My fellow blonde in crime, Caroline and I really want to plan something. Are there any plans in place? Can this just be one giant party where everyone's invited? Because my final grades for algebra came in and I need to cope. In the form of festivities.

On that note, I need a math tutor, since I need to retake the class.

...please?

Jun. 18th, 2014


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This morning I woke up to find a violin case at the foot of my bed. Anyone who knows me, knows that I've tried multiple times to play an instrument and I simply don't have the talent. However, my dream self is extremely skilled at playing the violin, so I wasn't exactly surprised to see it show up. It's a beautiful instrument and should be an antique, but it's practically new. Even knowing that I would most likely fail at attempting to play it, I had to see if there was a chance that my ability to play in the dreams bled over like my illness has.

And it did. I can now play the violin.

Jun. 13th, 2014


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Trying to find a date as a vampire is totes harder than you'd think. I mean I could mez the person but that's skeevy as fuck, but when he or she sees my eyes it's like they've gone to nopetown. It sucks.

Well you get the occasional person who's way into it but most of the time that's kinda not a long-term thing.

And then there's the baby which is another nopetown kinda thing!

Jun. 8th, 2014


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( Filtered away from Roy and anyone who is friends with Roy )

What do you do if you're pretty sure you're about to get dumped? Do you do it first?

Fuck I'm so tired of this. I didn't even fucking do anything this time. I mean I don't think so. I am so not meant for this shit apparently.

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I swear that every man who tries to throw Zellie up in the air after holding her - which they shouldn't be doing anyway, go find your own baby! - is asking to be smacked.

MEN, STOP THROWING BABIES. Why is it only dudes do that?

[info]the_hotness
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I know you totes missed me. Its okay. I'm back. Celebrate and shiz.

So I got up to some stuff. Had some fun in Paris. Partied. Blew up something in the catacombs. Clubbed a lot. Found a baby.


cut for picture )

So what I miss?
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In other news, Barbara Gordon is amazing. And quite possibly the closest to perfection that humanity has has ever come.

Too bad she's only in my dreams. :( Cry forever.

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Summer session's started at the Frost Academy, and we'll be offering our usual programs this year. Last year we did quite well with the community's children, tutoring them and preparing them for the coming school year. I've added piano and violin lessons thanks to our talented musical staff, and we'll be doing a summer gymnastics session as well.

These classes and sessions are far less expensive than a regular term, but will keep a bored child busy and their minds engaged during the next few months. You're all quite welcome to check our website and enroll, darlings.

In more personal news that I can't believe I'm discussing with the world at large - Do we get the abilities we dream about, then? I do read a great deal on here about ridiculously impossible things like magic and vampirism and super hero powers. Barring mass hysteria, you can't all be insane.

Mar. 18th, 2014


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How many of these damn things are there? Seems like no matter how many we kill, there's always more to take their place!

Mar. 10th, 2014


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I'm curious. What is the longest anyone has gone here before they started dreaming? I've been here for quite a few months now and still haven't had anything aside from my normal dreams. My cousin had been dreaming since before I moved here and I see people constantly talking about their dreams and the things they get from them. I think, the longer I go without any makes me more and more curious about what mine will hold.

Mar. 7th, 2014

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Locked to X-Men

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Another day, another dream. I woke up and actively went looking for Sentinels outside my house last night, it felt that real. Then I remembered it was a dream, and it would have made me angry if I hadn't realized that it was pushing the story forward. That's good - the only way I can get myself back to ... well, myself ... is to see what happens next.

Though I will say for the record, if this woman ever shows up here for real, that I am going to smack her for getting a boob job that throws my balance this far off. Walking around my house, I look like I'm drunk.

Feb. 15th, 2014


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Hypothetically speaking....Lets say you're going down on your girlfriend and her hypothetical claws pop and she doesn't have her healing factor yet so you panic. Hypothetically. And your a vampire so you turn her so she doesn't like..bleed to death. Hypothetically.

Lets say you need a place to stash a body for a few days.

Hypothetically speaking where would you do that?

And also, hypothetically speaking, is there anyone that wants to hypothetically donate blood, because the hypothetical girlfriend is hypothetically going to be hypothetically really hungry.

Feb. 12th, 2014


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So I'm picking up the house today - morning classes at least let you have the afternoon to yourself - when what should I find but a very pretty golden necklace.

It's not mine.

GO DAD. :D

[locked to Scott]
She likes yellow roses by the way, and thinks red ones are boring. You're welcome.

Feb. 9th, 2014


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Locked to X-Men and Candy


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So. C'est official; I get to head out to Nevada and start shootin' my movie soon. Might even be there on my birthday - it's in a week; you can save les gifts til I get back, wink wink.

Just wanted to know if anything goin' down I should know about before I head off to be all movie star-y.

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I guess the dreams don't realize that you really don't need a dose all the time.

I did learn a few more things about my dream self. I didn't have to die, neither Stefan or I did. That bitch had a plan all along but we tried to play heroes, lesson learned. Of course, she never told us about it. don't even start on the werewolves either. My body count keeps rising as a vampire. Heart removal is an effective way to kill a vampire or werewolf. Don't get any ideas here.

I also found out that the heart still beats as a vampire as long as there is blood in your system, and pictures can be taken. We still show up in the mirror. It's a good thing. How else would I be able to know how my hair looks?

Also, the break is over, kids. Time to get back to work.

Feb. 8th, 2014


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The first thing you learn is how to be alone. You have to learn it quickly, because you are your only company most of the time. You embrace that lesson easily, so well that you convince yourself you wanted it that way. Disappear into your own head with your own thoughts, until you are alone, even in a crowd. And you don't mind. You don't know how to stop feeling alone anymore. The struggle only comes when you want to embrace the crowd of friends around you.

The second thing you learn is how to wait. When your mind is active but your body has nowhere to go, this is very difficult. You count things. The tiles on the walls around you, above and below you. The footsteps you hear walking past your door in either direction. The number of unique heartbeats you can pick up. You catalogue the smells your enhanced nose can find, even though you already know them all. Go through, again, every piece of knowledge anyone's ever given you. Your mind is the thing that's captive in this place, but you know of nowhere else to let it wander to. When you realise that there may come a time when you will see something new, something that will set your mind free, you know that you have something to wait for. Then you understand. You can only make yourself wait when there's something worth waiting for.

The third thing you learn is how to kill. I don't think I want to know what the fourth lesson is.

Jan. 26th, 2014


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I don't think it'll ever not be a little strange when I get sent links on my twitter of gif sets of me at the Olympics and stuff saying Happy Birthday. I mean, I know I have fans and everything who know it's my birthday, but the fact that they spend so much time making these things is just crazy. I think it's because I've just started seeing myself as a regular person and nothing special, that it surprises me when people do that stuff.

Also, I realized that next month will be a year since I took my parents to court.

Jan. 16th, 2014


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My Dream Sister's really... mean. She would barely talk to me growing up. I saw more of the outside of her door than I saw of her face.

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Something is wrong with the fucking universe.

Jan. 14th, 2014


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Oh. oh now ah get why people keep mentioning a certain someone around me. Well ain't that a kicker. It's sad it made me want comfort food almost immediately. Maybe ah'll start up a big ole pot o'gumbo.. Something from home. Maybe some dirty rice, too.

Raven, ah'm totally takin' o'er the kitchen. Ah need comfort food. And time ta think, oui. And maybe a night out to punch people in the face for fun. Gotta digest this new dream.

Jan. 12th, 2014

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There are officially 100 days to go until my due date. It feels like I've been pregnant for like six years.

Jan. 8th, 2014


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Because I need a head count for my own, personal reasons... raise your hand if you've had a Dream, and if you're acquainted with me in said Dream.

Jan. 5th, 2014

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That was the stupidest, most ridiculous dream ever. But it felt real enough where now I'm a bit worried.

These dreams are a thing, right? Does anyone dream they're not human?

Jan. 4th, 2014


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Embarrassing. I totally picked up my sister's phone instead of my own, and then got text messages on it. I never get text messages! That should have clued me in that it wasn't my phone! I'm getting it back to her. She's got mine. Our parents bought us the same phone, so that's how there was a mix-up! It's a great phone, though! I love it. I can't wait to get mine back!

Also, I need to make friends so that I won't be shocked when I get a text message.

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There doesn't seem to be a reason for this, but my forearms have been aching, lately. I'm very active and I like to keep in shape, but I can't say that I have been overdoing it lately. And it doesn't seem to make sense that they would both ache instead of just one of them hurting. They're throbbing in unison.

I've felt kind of feverish, too, or... generally how you feel right before you get that cold that you know is coming? I was hardly ever sick as a kid, so this is new territory for me.

I'm hoping to start a new job soon and I don't really want to get a cold, is that Zicam stuff as good for getting rid of them as it says it is?
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Protip: When you're on an online dating site? Calling a black woman anything to do with chocolate is both creepy and borderline racist. I swear, I give up.

Jan. 3rd, 2014


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THIS WAS TOTALLY UNEXPECTED BUT GUESS WHO ASKED LARA TO MARRY HER AND GUESS WHO SAID YES!?

(okay obviously it was LARA who said yes but seriously omg you guys I have a freaking wedding to plan and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!)

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE THIS YEAR IS GONNA BE AWESOME!

Jan. 1st, 2014


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I don't know about the rest of you, but my New Year's resolution is to keep being awesome. Also, to hopefully not become a vampire.

Dec. 30th, 2013


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So, in honor of the fact that I've just lived through maybe the third most embarrassing way to come out to your parents ever, me and Lara are going away for New Year's. Where I'm taking her is a secret but we're totally on our way to boarding a plane right now and do you know how hard it is to keep it a secret when it's like printed on the board and everyone keeps talking about it?

I have her in earplugs and blindfolded. Try explaining that to the TSA.

Hey Portia, that dress came out amazing, by the way, and I can't wait to wear it tomorrow night. I'm pretty sure Lara's going to bust something!

Anyway, Happy New Year guys! We'll be back on like Thursday.

Croft Manor
It's safe to come back, the parents are gone. We restocked the fridge for you guys. Dani, the cats miss you.

Dec. 29th, 2013


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So I'm sitting in a plane, waiting at a gate. You know how it is when the flight lands and everyone pops up out of their seats like the plane is on fire and they need to jump off of it before they die? And they clog up the aisles run people over trying to get their crap out of the overhead bins.

Like they're monkeys.

I figured - hey, might as well surf the net on my phone while I wait for these assholes to 'Exit the plane in an orderly fashion'. This is the network my phone decided to connect me to. So hi, everyone.

Also - and maybe more importantly - Dad, how are you? You might want to head to the airport.

Dec. 21st, 2013


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Well that makes me miss my peeps, yo.


Emma Frost

I kinda got a picture. All us Gen-X peeps. An' you and Banshee.