I just want to let everybody know that bounty hunters are nothing like Duane Chapman 'Dog'. That's show business. I might be a bounty hunter, but I don't take two hours to do my hair in the morning and choose which one of my leather vests best makes me look like a retired Lion-O.
We ain't great people, but we ain't that bad. Not to diss 'Dog', I like that show. It's just not reality. I mean, it's reality tv, but...look, I don't know where I'm going with this.