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Jun. 27th, 2014


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Well, hello Network! My name's Effie, and I'm sure we're going to make absolutely wonderful friends! This is my first post, so please, be gentle!

Jun. 22nd, 2014


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What did I learn last night? Taking care of three drunk men is pretty much like babysitting toddlers. Which is a challenge when you're not really that sober.

Apr. 7th, 2014


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Apparently I'm a baker in my dreams as well as in real life.

Apr. 6th, 2014


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I am not mentally ill. I am not mentally ill.

Feb. 2nd, 2014


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It's Superbowl, let's see how much attention this garners...

I'm bored and horny. Who's coming over to screw me?

Jan. 6th, 2014


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Happy sixth day of 2014, valarnet. How long 'till the new year stops being a talking point, huh?

Dec. 16th, 2013


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Nov. 15th, 2013


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Sigrun and I got to chatting the other day and feel we have been snubbed for our age from the forming roller derby team so in that spirit, we have decided to create our own.

Do you want to try something new and become a part of an awesome community? Whether you're looking to get in shape, meet new people or take out some aggression, and have some fun, you'll be hooked on roller derby!

The Valkyries are recruiting women from the ages of twenty-one to thirty-eight. You will need quad skates, elbow and knee pads, wrist guards, helmet and a mouth guard.

Practice should run into the late afternoon and evening hours.


We also need a head coach and I'm told we wouldn't say no to a handsome male cheerleader or two.

Nov. 14th, 2013


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I twisted my damn ankle chasing after a bounty today. Right on the stairs, like a damsel in a 60s monster movie. I think I flailed.

It's never happened before...damn, am I getting old? Is Irisa going to have to start feeding me with a spoon and changing adult diapers?

Nov. 12th, 2013


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Attention friends of Lydia Martin!! Has anyone seen her? Her parents called me earlier, but I was working so I only just saw the message. Apparently she's been missing since last night. Anyone? Her parents said they've called her friends, but I know that if you've seen her you might not want to actually tell them if for whatever reason she asked you not to tell. But they seem really freaked. So, anyone?

Oct. 24th, 2013


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What costume can I dress up in to best embarrass my daughter?

Oct. 17th, 2013

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Trigger warning: rant against rapists and rape culture underneath. )

Oct. 9th, 2013


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I just want to let everybody know that bounty hunters are nothing like Duane Chapman 'Dog'. That's show business. I might be a bounty hunter, but I don't take two hours to do my hair in the morning and choose which one of my leather vests best makes me look like a retired Lion-O.

We ain't great people, but we ain't that bad. Not to diss 'Dog', I like that show. It's just not reality. I mean, it's reality tv, but...look, I don't know where I'm going with this.

Oct. 7th, 2013


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So this is where the kids hang out these days? Whatever happened to selling hardcore drugs? Ah, the days of innocence and hardcore drugs.

I'm Joshua Nolan, at your service.